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  1. #11079

    T midget

    Quote Originally Posted by CandyAtKaley  [View Original Post]
    Look out for a white camry with Alabama stickers on car around kaley on obt or 50 and obt. I think it's stolen and trying to rob guys. They already ran from police in another car and ran from cops and had a trunk full of stolen guns.
    Her friend Little T aka Mr. Bassa spotted on 50 and John Young trapping at the bus stops. I think I saw a link to the Blast BP add about him being a CI. Watch just for him unless you want a vacation at 33rd.

  2. #11078

    This thread is quiet without input from

    Sissy Chrissy 5 and his long lost lover, batshit crazy Swags. When does he return from "vacation"?

  3. #11077

    Candy on Trail

    Look out for a white camry with Alabama stickers on car around kaley on obt or 50 and obt. I think it's stolen and trying to rob guys. They already ran from police in another car and ran from cops and had a trunk full of stolen guns.

  4. #11076

    George

    I don't particularly care why you're mad, but can you keep the endless copy / pasted "jokes" from 1992 to one page next time? You're spamming the shit out of this place, and it's all the same joke anyway. Literally just "lul NoFear iz the gay" times 1000.

  5. #11075
    New alias for TrailHunter ban whenever you feel like it.


    Posts: 65

    Over?

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    Well you finally confessed, for real. I'm sure you feel better now.

    See you in your dreams, when you suck my cock again!

    NOW it's over, because "George" says so.

    Case Closed! I WIN!
    Over? Now what am I supposed to do? No more jokes with my mornin' coffee & cake. Fuckin' bummer!

  6. #11074
    Quote Originally Posted by NoFear101
    I can't face it any longer; I must confess. I have been sucking cocks for 20 years. I have sucked over 500 different cocks, and given thousands of blow jobs. I love to be naked, down on my knees with a throbbing hard cock pumping in and out of my mouth, and shooting a load down my throat. I have sucked cocks in hotel rooms, in cars, in public restrooms, in office storerooms, and pretty much any place you can imagine. I am a sissy faggot cock sucker. Please don't judge me; I love the cock, and always will!
    Well you finally confessed, for real. I'm sure you feel better now.

    See you in your dreams, when you suck my cock again!

    NOW it's over, because "George" says so.

    Case Closed! I WIN!
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  7. #11073

    Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 9

    Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 9

    1. How do you make gay NoFear fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy.

    2. NoFear went to the doctor with discomfort in his ass. The doctor bent him over and said it looked like NoFear had a bunch of flowers stuck up his ass. NoFear said: "don't just stand there doctor, read the card".

    3. NoFear says he agrees with a healthier America, but he's against the goverment's stand on 4 fruits a day. NoFear says he wears himself out trolling all the gay bars, and on top of that, his ass is shot to shit after only 3.

    4. On his visit to London, NoFear was to be knighted by the Queen. The day before, they called him in to practice. NoFear said he didn't need any practice. He said this was not the first time he's been on his knees in front of a queen.

    5. You can say what you like about gay people like NoFear, but they sure bend over and take it!

    6. NoFear use to hate it when his sister would catch him in her room. Fucking her boyfriend.

    7. NoFear proposed to his boyfriend last night. It was good to see him on one knee instead of two.

    8. NoFear says he wants to chose burial over cremation. He wants to spend eternity in a deep brown hole.

    9. NoFear's boyfriend asked him would he rather have a winning lottery ticket, or a big dick. NoFear said: "that's easy, a big dick, of course". Tearing up the lottery ticket, his boyfriend said: "ok, bend over".

    10. NoFear and his boyfriends never quite made it as gay burglars. Every time they broke into a house, they wanted to rearrange the furniture and leave a quiche in the oven.

    11. NoFear is butt-fucking his boyfriend when NoFear says he thinks he has AIDS. His boyfriend said: "WHAT"? Then NoFear said he was only kidding, and that he just likes the way his boyfriends ass puckers up when he says it.

    12. NoFear's doctor asked him if he was gay. NoFear said: "that's an odd question doc, why"? The doctor said: "it's not common for patients to come in for a prostate exam 8 times a month".

    13. NoFear had a dream last night. It's questionable whether it was a bad dream. He kept repeating: "Nice Dick, Nice Dick".

    14. Rumor has it NoFear dropped the soap a world record 73 times in his first prison shower.

    15. I'm not a suspicious person, but NoFear just told me he's going to "Bangkok" on vacation this year. If that's so, why does he have coach tickets to San Francisco?

    16. NoFear and his boyfriends do a lot of boxing. Boxing was originally invented by gays. Think about it. Two topless men in silk shorts fighting over a belt.

    17. NoFear is writing a book about a serial killer that starts working his way through all the gays in his community. It's called: "My Autobiography".

    18. The word is that NoFear and his boyfriends are really Muslims. Their Muslim names are Rhammit, Jhammit and Khrammit.

    19. What's the smartest thing to come out of NoFear's mouth? Einstein's dick.

    NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!

  8. #11072

    Page3?

    And now, for a look inside Page 3 of NoFear's personal photo album!
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  9. #11071
    New alias for TrailHunter ban whenever you feel like it.


    Posts: 65

    LOL lmao

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 8

    1. It's clear why gay guys like NoFear and his boyfriends are always so happy. They do not have any women to fuck up their life, and they get all the anal they want.

    2. NoFear asked the hot blonde nurse working in the hospital for a blowjob the other day. He told NoFear to fuck off.

    3. According to the ABC show "Is Oral Sex Safe", you can get cancer by giving or receiving blowjobs. This puts NoFear in double-trouble of getting cancer.

    4. NoFear has the gayest walk ever. Just for a laugh, his boyfriend tied his shoe laces together. NoFear didn't even notice.

    5. Police report a woman was attacked by 2 gay men last night. NoFear held her down so his boyfriend could do her hair.

    6. NoFear farted in class one day. It was so fucking embarrassing. It smelled like Vasoline.

    7. NoFear went out with his boyfriend to a gay bar. NoFear was getting bored, and he yawned. His boyfriend is now mad at NoFear, because he got 6 phone numbers when he yawned.

    8. Remember NoFear, it's only gay if you push back. Oh shit, you really ARE gay.

    9. NoFear's Daddy took him to a gay brothel for his 18th birthday. NoFear thanked him for being so understanding. His Daddy said: "understanding? I got you a job here, you lazy bent little fucker".
    LOL. Got my favorite mornin' coffee, a much too big piece of cake, & LMAO. Life is good. LOL.

    LTD.

  10. #11070

    NoFear, we miss you, you old Cum Dumpster!

    Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 8

    1. It's clear why gay guys like NoFear and his boyfriends are always so happy. They do not have any women to fuck up their life, and they get all the anal they want.

    2. NoFear asked the hot blonde nurse working in the hospital for a blowjob the other day. He told NoFear to fuck off.

    3. According to the ABC show "Is Oral Sex Safe", you can get cancer by giving or receiving blowjobs. This puts NoFear in double-trouble of getting cancer.

    4. NoFear has the gayest walk ever. Just for a laugh, his boyfriend tied his shoe laces together. NoFear didn't even notice.

    5. Police report a woman was attacked by 2 gay men last night. NoFear held her down so his boyfriend could do her hair.

    6. NoFear farted in class one day. It was so fucking embarrassing. It smelled like Vasoline.

    7. NoFear went out with his boyfriend to a gay bar. NoFear was getting bored, and he yawned. His boyfriend is now mad at NoFear, because he got 6 phone numbers when he yawned.

    8. Remember NoFear, it's only gay if you push back. Oh shit, you really ARE gay.

    9. NoFear's Daddy took him to a gay brothel for his 18th birthday. NoFear thanked him for being so understanding. His Daddy said: "understanding? I got you a job here, you lazy bent little fucker".

    10. NoFear says gays give him the willies. NoFear say gays give him the willies. NoFear say gays give him their willies.

    11. His boyfriend calls NoFear and tells him he's selling his microwave. He says the kids put the pet rooster in it, and now everything tastes like cock. He thought NoFear may be interested.

    12. NoFear says he wants to settle down some day. Probably on the end of a big dick.

    13. The game of checkers taught NoFear that a man with another man on top of him makes him a king. But life teaches NoFear that it makes him a queen.

    14. Every Saturday night NoFear says he wakes to the sound of his boyfriends having sex. That is, unless it's the pain in NoFear's ass that wakes him first.

    15. What do Christians and NoFear have in common? They both say: "Ahh, men".

    16. Breaking News, NoFear! Scientists found a cure for the HIV virus that causes AIDS. They call it "Not Being a Raging faggot.

    17. Contrary to popular belief, NoFear and his boyfriends are not "practicing faggots". They are very good at it, and they need no practice.

    18. NoFear says one man's junk is another gay man's treasure.

    19. NoFear is one of the original Village People. He's the Village Idiot.

    20. NoFear and his boyfriends will never die of natural causes. They suck dick and take it up the ass. Ain't nothing natural about that.

    21. If you don't like gay marriage, blame the straight people like NoFear's parents. They are the ones that keep having gay babies.

    NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!

  11. #11069

    Tide to Roll?

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags  [View Original Post]
    And get ready for the Tide to Roll.

    https://youtu.be/mEYjBvxajF0
    Now that's the funniest shit right there I've heard in awhile.

    In case you missed it honey, looks like your Tide is "rolling" in the wrong direction.

    Did you already forget their disgrace in last year's championship game?

  12. #11068

    Hahahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags  [View Original Post]
    And get ready for the Tide to Roll.

    https://youtu.be/mEYjBvxajF0
    I'll be surprised if Saban stays another year. As much as I want to say my Gators can win out this year, I think we're still looking at 10 wins. Bama's got a pretty easy version of the west this year except LSU of course. But who knows, maybe we send ol' st nick on permanant vacation in December in Atlanta. Go GATORS!

  13. #11067

    Stfu

    Quote Originally Posted by OdinsBeard78  [View Original Post]
    Stalking much? Chicks gone and you still got it out for her? I don't care what why'all's issue is, but damn get over it.
    And get ready for the Tide to Roll.

    https://youtu.be/mEYjBvxajF0

  14. #11066

    Let it go, let it go

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags  [View Original Post]
    Stalking much? Chicks gone and you still got it out for her? I don't care what why'all's issue is, but damn get over it.

  15. #11065
    New alias for TrailHunter ban whenever you feel like it.


    Posts: 65

    Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    Okay TH, good buddy, your wish is my command!

    Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 7

    1. NoFear is a big X-Files fan. He created the effect of being abducted and probed by aliens, by drinking 3 full bottles of vodka in a gay bar.

    2. When NoFear's boyfriends die and are cremated, since they were such good lovers, NoFear's going to dump their ashes in a pot of chili so they can tear up NoFear's ass just one more time.

    3. One day NoFear's boyfriends walked into NoFear's bedroom and found him on all fours being spit-roasted by two big black men. One was balls deep in NoFear's ass, and the other was pissing down NoFear's throat. NoFear looked up red-faced and said: "please don't tell the board about this. Oops, SECRET'S OUT"!

    4. NoFear learned today that Vaseline stimulates hair growth. He now understands why his boyfriends have ponytails coming out of their ass.

    5. A fairy granted NoFear 3 wishes. So NoFear asked that all gay men be removed from the earth. NoFear never got his other 2 wishes.

    6. If NoFear ever writes a book, it surely will be called "50 Shades of Gay".

    7. I just logged in to Facebook and saw a status update saying: "out in town looking for a big studly dick". Now I regret accepting NoFear's friend request.

    8. A SW just told NoFear that it would really turn her on to watch NoFear suck off another man. NoFear didn't realize she knew about the first one, much less seen him do it.

    9. NoFear knew for sure he was gay when he bent over and saw 4 balls.

    10. It is hardly news that NoFear and his boyfriends prefer dicks. Most pussies do.

    11. I asked NoFear if he heard the joke you're not suppose to tell gay people? He said: "no". I said: "exactly".

    12. The government is going to start paying extra benefits to single gay men (like NoFear) looking for a partner. They're going to call it a "Knob Seekers Allowance".

    13. NoFear's Daddy put a "Princess on Board" sign on his car window the day after gay faggot NoFear came out of the closet.

    14. NoFear asked his Daddy if a boy can get another boy pregnant? His Daddy said of course not. So NoFear told his boyfriend: "see I told you, everything will be okay".

    15. NoFear says it's really not that much fun being gay, because his friends are always "moaning behind his back".

    16. NoFear asked the McDonald worker for a small shake. The worker told NoFear to fuck-off, as he quickly zipped up his pants and walked away from the urinal.

    17. NoFear is against gay marriage. He says his boyfriends will want weddings, and NoFear is too cheap.

    18. News Flash for NoFear: Researchers are close to discovering why some people have natural protection against catching HIV. Not having the urge to put you dick in another man's butt may very well have something to do with it.

    19. NoFear and his boyfriends are gay Jehovah's Witnesses. They only knock on your back door.

    NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!
    Awesome way to start the day! Dopamine hit. Coffee & Donuts & Jokes. LMAO.

    LTD.

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