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  1. #3397
    Quote Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx  [View Original Post]
    Replying to my own message. TOFTT. So I didn't see the girl from this ad, but I went and saw the girl (woman) in the new ad. So here's my quick rundown. Not the girl in the pic but maybe it was her 10 years ago?? Nicely put together older Euro woman. Massage was mostly light tough though I think she has some skills, she just doesn't want to use them. Top came off without asking, but no touch without some extra cash. Which is kinda crazy with 180/ hh and 220/ hr rates. I ended up with a toothy translated ending that was nice but super quick (due to a lot of handiwork beforehand) for an extra 100. The big gripe was it was over in 40 minutes. Apparently 40 is the new 60. And 20 is the new 30. So you do get twice as much time but 320 out the door in 40 minutes for a half-hearted massage and L2 is a once in a lifetime deal--as in I'll only do that once in my fucking lifetime. Never again. So if you are going to go, only do hhr and honestly with CLM around or YSM I'm not sure why you'd bother. If you are chasing unicorns rest assured you probably ain't going to find one here.
    Compare the photos from your link to this.

    https://www.instagram.com/oliviacastaxx/

  2. #3396
    Quote Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx  [View Original Post]
    Replying to my own message. TOFTT. So I didn't see the girl from this ad, but I went and saw the girl (woman) in the new ad. So here's my quick rundown. Not the girl in the pic but maybe it was her 10 years ago?? Nicely put together older Euro woman. Massage was mostly light tough though I think she has some skills, she just doesn't want to use them. Top came off without asking, but no touch without some extra cash. Which is kinda crazy with 180/ hh and 220/ hr rates. I ended up with a toothy translated ending that was nice but super quick (due to a lot of handiwork beforehand) for an extra 100. The big gripe was it was over in 40 minutes. Apparently 40 is the new 60. And 20 is the new 30. So you do get twice as much time but 320 out the door in 40 minutes for a half-hearted massage and L2 is a once in a lifetime deal--as in I'll only do that once in my fucking lifetime. Never again. So if you are going to go, only do hhr and honestly with CLM around or YSM I'm not sure why you'd bother. If you are chasing unicorns rest assured you probably ain't going to find one here.
    Agree. Thank you for the TOFTT. Sorry, I didn't see your initial post sooner. Those photos? instagram.com/oliviacastaxx/

  3. #3395
    We appreciate you TOFTT. That's why I generally avoid random places with obviously fake photos. Even if you're not scammed you rarely come away happy. I can probably count on one hand the reports that start with "not even close to the girl in the photo" and end with "I had an awesome time and would repeat ".

    Quote Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx  [View Original Post]
    Replying to my own message. TOFTT. So I didn't see the girl from this ad, but I went and saw the girl (woman) in the new ad. So here's my quick rundown. Not the girl in the pic but maybe it was her 10 years ago?? Nicely put together older Euro woman. Massage was mostly light tough though I think she has some skills, she just doesn't want to use them. Top came off without asking, but no touch without some extra cash. Which is kinda crazy with 180/ hh and 220/ hr rates. I ended up with a toothy translated ending that was nice but super quick (due to a lot of handiwork beforehand) for an extra 100. The big gripe was it was over in 40 minutes. Apparently 40 is the new 60. And 20 is the new 30. So you do get twice as much time but 320 out the door in 40 minutes for a half-hearted massage and L2 is a once in a lifetime deal--as in I'll only do that once in my fucking lifetime. Never again. So if you are going to go, only do hhr and honestly with CLM around or YSM I'm not sure why you'd bother. If you are chasing unicorns rest assured you probably ain't going to find one here.

  4. #3394

    New Star In Town.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx  [View Original Post]
    Anybody try this out?

    https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2762596

    I think it's the same place I tried months ago (pre-rubratings takedown) and the chick was NOT the girl in the photo (or close). Terrible massage with constant nagging for an additional tip. Just L1 in the end too. The location however was super convenient. Not looking for full service but L2 would be nice. And if it's not the exact girl I could live with it, if it was pretty close.
    Replying to my own message. TOFTT. So I didn't see the girl from this ad, but I went and saw the girl (woman) in the new ad. So here's my quick rundown. Not the girl in the pic but maybe it was her 10 years ago?? Nicely put together older Euro woman. Massage was mostly light tough though I think she has some skills, she just doesn't want to use them. Top came off without asking, but no touch without some extra cash. Which is kinda crazy with 180/ hh and 220/ hr rates. I ended up with a toothy translated ending that was nice but super quick (due to a lot of handiwork beforehand) for an extra 100. The big gripe was it was over in 40 minutes. Apparently 40 is the new 60. And 20 is the new 30. So you do get twice as much time but 320 out the door in 40 minutes for a half-hearted massage and L2 is a once in a lifetime deal--as in I'll only do that once in my fucking lifetime. Never again. So if you are going to go, only do hhr and honestly with CLM around or YSM I'm not sure why you'd bother. If you are chasing unicorns rest assured you probably ain't going to find one here.

  5. #3393
    There are a ton of reports about www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com in the chicago MP thread. Mongers refer to it as CLM. I have not been but if I recall its 160 for half and 220 for hour. L1 is included and anything beyond depends on the girl.

    Quote Originally Posted by DrManhattan  [View Original Post]
    Anyone have thoughts about this one in Niles? More overpriced Euro outcall with a generic name is my guess:

    https://kashas-spa.business.site/

    It may be goose-chasing, but there is a Kasia at the agency below. No direct experience, but the number still comes up on Sumo search as well:

    https://worldclassbodyrubs.wixsite.c...sbodyrub/about

    Same with this place: https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/.

    I don't do the agency services much, so this all may be a much better fit for the Euro agency thread. 160+ for a 15 minute lap dance / finger touch massage and a bored HJ never did it for me, even when they are gorgeous. The genuine massage for 45 minutes is why I'd even bother with a mature Euro.

  6. #3392
    Quote Originally Posted by DrManhattan  [View Original Post]
    Anyone have thoughts about this one in Niles? More overpriced Euro outcall with a generic name is my guess:

    https://kashas-spa.business.site/

    It may be goose-chasing, but there is a Kasia at the agency below. No direct experience, but the number still comes up on Sumo search as well:

    https://worldclassbodyrubs.wixsite.c...sbodyrub/about

    Same with this place: https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/.

    I don't do the agency services much, so this all may be a much better fit for the Euro agency thread. 160+ for a 15 minute lap dance / finger touch massage and a bored HJ never did it for me, even when they are gorgeous. The genuine massage for 45 minutes is why I'd even bother with a mature Euro.
    Nice list, but we are just playing inspector gadget unless someone actually got the info from him.

  7. #3391
    Quote Originally Posted by PeteMusk  [View Original Post]
    In addition to this phantom Lisa at Marias, who apparently gives more service than ever before at this establishment, has anyone surmised what that pm clown was referring to Kasia wise? If not probably nothing.
    Anyone have thoughts about this one in Niles? More overpriced Euro outcall with a generic name is my guess:

    https://kashas-spa.business.site/

    It may be goose-chasing, but there is a Kasia at the agency below. No direct experience, but the number still comes up on Sumo search as well:

    https://worldclassbodyrubs.wixsite.c...sbodyrub/about

    Same with this place: https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/.

    I don't do the agency services much, so this all may be a much better fit for the Euro agency thread. 160+ for a 15 minute lap dance / finger touch massage and a bored HJ never did it for me, even when they are gorgeous. The genuine massage for 45 minutes is why I'd even bother with a mature Euro.

  8. #3390
    In addition to this phantom Lisa at Marias, who apparently gives more service than ever before at this establishment, has anyone surmised what that pm clown was referring to Kasia wise? If not probably nothing.

  9. #3389
    Quote Originally Posted by TheWimp  [View Original Post]
    I tried her a few times, private message me if you want details. Pretty Euro working from home.
    Can you PM me details.

  10. #3388

    Marias

    Quote Originally Posted by PeteMusk  [View Original Post]
    You said "numerous times" which would indicate she has been around yet nobody has mentioned. Any seniors on here have any intel on this? Thanks.
    The last time I was at Marias the line up was Monica, Tall Maria and short Maria. They have new or newer talent now?

  11. #3387
    Quote Originally Posted by JustDoIt2  [View Original Post]
    Yes Maria's in Skokie. YMMV but if you're nice it goes a long way.
    You said "numerous times" which would indicate she has been around yet nobody has mentioned. Any seniors on here have any intel on this? Thanks.

  12. #3386

    Good Massage in Schaumburg or west burbs

    Anyone know of a good non AMP massage parlor or independent massage person in Schaumburg or west burbs?

  13. #3385
    Quote Originally Posted by JustDoIt2  [View Original Post]
    Saw Lisa at M in Skokie. Have seen her numerous times before. Mid forties Polish MILF type. Smokin hot body. Slim toned size c breasts. Open menu. Gets into it. BBBJ mish doggy cim. 80 house Full menu for $. 5. Will absolutely repeat.
    Are you saying 80 house plus 1.5? If so, 2.3 isn't too bad for FS in this economy, if she is fit. It wasn't long ago you could get FS from a younger woman for half that, but my whole mindset is having to adjustment for inflation.

    It is rare for EMP's to dole out FS, so good on you if it all panned out. The most I ever got at Maria's was when Galena stripped down for mutual massage, but this was years ago.

  14. #3384
    Quote Originally Posted by PeteMusk  [View Original Post]
    M, in skokie? So Marias? If so that is a vast depature from what they have ever done. If anyone else has info on this please chime in.
    Yes Maria's in Skokie. YMMV but if you're nice it goes a long way.

  15. #3383
    Quote Originally Posted by JustDoIt2  [View Original Post]
    Saw Lisa at M in Skokie. Have seen her numerous times before. Mid forties Polish MILF type. Smokin hot body. Slim toned size c breasts. Open menu. Gets into it. BBBJ mish doggy cim. 80 house Full menu for $. 5. Will absolutely repeat.
    M, in skokie? So Marias? If so that is a vast depature from what they have ever done. If anyone else has info on this please chime in.

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