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  2. #470

    Awesome Review

    Quote Originally Posted by Gbrand  [View Original Post]
    Looks (8): She is a hot, young (just turned 20) Hispanic girl. Pictures on HX are totally accurate. She is tall (5'11" and has a great body with spectacular natural D's (maybe the nicest I've seen). She has braces.

    Attitude (9): Great attitude: Very friendly, good conversation, not a clock watcher at all, good kisser (LFK). Speaks good English.

    Sex (10): This is one of the hottest girls and experiences I've had. Started with a good BBBJ. I asked if she liked DATY, so I went to town and she totally was getting into it. She was grinding into my tongue, and I could taste her pussy juices flowing. By the time we transitioned to MISH, she was dripping wet, and she was passionately and intensely grinding and writhing with pleasure. Switched to CG. The bed was completely soaked with her pussy juices. She got on top and started fucking me! Holy crap, this was incredible. I grabbed a hold of those incredible breasts, and as I sucked on her nipples I could feel her pussy contract and the juices flow. By now, my groin was completely covered in her pussy juices. I held on for as long as I could and exploded into the cover.

    Repeat: Every time she is in San Diego. I would go back today if she wasn't leaving so quickly (said she would be back on Monday).
    Gbrand,

    Awesome review man! I like that you highlighted all the important areas (I. E. Looks, age, attitude and performance) that I and many mongers probably want to know about a girl before pulling the trigger.

    I was very disappointed recently when I went to a couple of AMPs and requested for girls that were reviewed here and mongers said they were either cute, pretty, etc. And when the ladies walked in and is a 3 in looks (IMO) or is almost a GILF any excitement about the session and meeting the pretty lady just went out the door for me. There are mongers here that are in their 20's and some in their 60's + and we all have different opinions of what we consider cute or pretty to us. I think giving a number rating like Gbrand and an estimated guess of the girl's age will be helpful for all of us.

    Happy hobbling and stay safe!

  3. #469

    SadiesSecretS

    Quote Originally Posted by SDMonger69  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SadiesSecretS

    Anyone have luck with her? She wasted my time. She said she would be ready in HHR, but it took her 45 min to give me the location. During all that, she was going back and forth asking for handle, description, etc. When I arrived, she was in the parking lot arguing with an Afro male in and out of a dark Malibu / Impala. I text her that I was there. 15 min goes by and she asks for a few min. I leave and she says her period wasn't done.
    Was it her pimp? Info I received from others told me not to bother wasting time with this chick. Way better ones on the site. A few mentioned pics look good, but service and all wasn't all that great. I passed!

  4. #468

    Issabella18 lovey on Humaniplex

    Looks (8): She is a hot, young (just turned 20) Hispanic girl. Pictures on HX are totally accurate. She is tall (5'11" and has a great body with spectacular natural D's (maybe the nicest I've seen). She has braces.

    Attitude (9): Great attitude: Very friendly, good conversation, not a clock watcher at all, good kisser (LFK). Speaks good English.

    Sex (10): This is one of the hottest girls and experiences I've had. Started with a good BBBJ. I asked if she liked DATY, so I went to town and she totally was getting into it. She was grinding into my tongue, and I could taste her pussy juices flowing. By the time we transitioned to MISH, she was dripping wet, and she was passionately and intensely grinding and writhing with pleasure. Switched to CG. The bed was completely soaked with her pussy juices. She got on top and started fucking me! Holy crap, this was incredible. I grabbed a hold of those incredible breasts, and as I sucked on her nipples I could feel her pussy contract and the juices flow. By now, my groin was completely covered in her pussy juices. I held on for as long as I could and exploded into the cover.

    Repeat: Every time she is in San Diego. I would go back today if she wasn't leaving so quickly (said she would be back on Monday).

  5. #467

    Sunny at Far East Cuties

    Looks (8): Pictures are her, minor photoshopping. Probably 5'3", slightly softer body, nice ass and breasts are perfectly shaped and feeling natural C's;.

    Attitute (9): Sunny is an Awesome girl. Friendly, bubbly, cheerful, great eye contact, great kisser.

    Sex (8. 75): Very passionate, great kisser (LFK), great BBBJ, very soft and slow technique. Would periodically "jack hammer" the BJ (only reason she didn't get a 9. 0). Very responsive to DATY. Started in MISH, and pinned her legs back while she pushed and grinded in rhythm, then switched to CG (I had to play with those natural boobies) where I finished.

    English (6. 5): Understands pretty well, and actually has pretty good vocabulary.

    Repeat: Absolutely, next time for an hour.

  6. #466

    Vinnie Tatum SDAG

    Quote Originally Posted by FryingPanAss  [View Original Post]
    Any info on Vinnie at SDAG? Hopefully someone will TOFTT.

    I'm looking for young, thin, with B or larger tits. Emphasis on the thin. I like "tits on a stick" body with little to no ass.

    ATF is Taylor from sweetasiangem and Gloria from NorCal a couple years back. Haven't seen too many with this body type down here is SD. Closest would be Cherry from KnowKnots / Hana maybe.

    The reviews for Tatum looked somewhat OK, but I'm hesitant as sometimes SDAG girls are nothing like the pics.
    Take a look in the bare forum. You'll find some info there.

  7. #465

    SadiesSecretS

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SadiesSecretS

    Anyone have luck with her? She wasted my time. She said she would be ready in HHR, but it took her 45 min to give me the location. During all that, she was going back and forth asking for handle, description, etc. When I arrived, she was in the parking lot arguing with an Afro male in and out of a dark Malibu / Impala. I text her that I was there. 15 min goes by and she asks for a few min. I leave and she says her period wasn't done.

  8. #464
    Quote Originally Posted by JDome  [View Original Post]
    They will not take a yahoo email what one can I use?
    Believe I used gmail originally.

  9. #463
    Quote Originally Posted by Gbrand  [View Original Post]
    Anyone seen Lucy at Sandra99?

    I know the pictures are accurate. I met her the last time she was in town after seeing her roommate. She is beautiful. Wondering how her service is.

    Thanks.
    She's great. I saw her several times last year and already once this year. Maybe we clicked, or maybe she's great with everyone. It is a YMMV game right? Great body, attitude and service.

  10. #462

    Vinnie or Tatum at SDAG

    Any info on Vinnie at SDAG? Hopefully someone will TOFTT.

    I'm looking for young, thin, with B or larger tits. Emphasis on the thin. I like "tits on a stick" body with little to no ass.

    ATF is Taylor from sweetasiangem and Gloria from NorCal a couple years back. Haven't seen too many with this body type down here is SD. Closest would be Cherry from KnowKnots / Hana maybe.

    The reviews for Tatum looked somewhat OK, but I'm hesitant as sometimes SDAG girls are nothing like the pics.

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    Email

    Quote Originally Posted by Wahoo2000  [View Original Post]
    I believe that's incorrect. You can purchase a gift card (they have a list, I believe apple works) and they have a system to redeem the gift card for Hx quarantine / points / etc. I know they 100% have it for renewing an existing account. But I'd imagine you can use it for new ones as well. It only takes like 5 minutes longer than just running a credit card.

    1) Buy apple gift card with digital / e-delivery.

    2) Use the card number on Hx to unlock membership / points / mail.
    They will not take a yahoo email what one can I use?

  12. #460

    Sandra99 Cara

    I texted Sandra99 to meet up with anyone available. Passed light screening and got directions to a nice apartment. I got to the door and Cara was behind waiting to give me a hug. She took me to the room and she looks exactly like her photos, but more curves. I guess the photos don't do her curves justice. We took a shower and took a mouthwash toast. I got to the bed and she started with an ok BBBJ and then we went for session 1. She rode me good but too much fake moaning. Her body was hot minus the bags in the man made rack. I wish she kept them natural. We got into doggy and I popped.

    She asked if I wanted a massage and had me lay on my stomach. She gave a decent massage where I almost fell asleep 😴. She had me turn over and asked if ready for session 2. She gave another ok BBBJ and then rode me again. The second time makes it so hard for me to pop after getting the first one out. She asked if I wanted another BBBJ and being a gentleman I obliged. She went at it with mouth and hand action, but little man just wouldn't pop. She eventually got back on top and it did the charm. I took another shower and back to the real world. I would repeat, but she seemed kind of distant as we didn't really have chemistry. Body wise she is one of the top Thai ladies I've met, she must have some plastic surgery with her face as she doesn't look too Thai. She will be around another few weeks then heading to OC.

    I would repeat as the location is nice and got 2 pops for $$$ in an hour time. Me being a cheap bastard I thought why not pay. 4 more to get another pop. I love deals and had to take them up on the offer. I told her I've been to Pattaya and Phuket, but she mentioned Pattaya as being dirty. I always thought of Pattaya as heaven. Good luck brothers, be safe, and treat the ladies right.

  13. #459

    Sweetclub69 vs Kim. Paige (HX is a mess!)

    Quote Originally Posted by SirBishop  [View Original Post]
    Do you mean Kim. Paige or Sweetclub69?
    This was better than a wrestling event! This info and feud was seen in the safety clubs of HX. Gentlemen that have that access. Go read it!

    Kim. Paige use to work for Sweetclub69. She left and started her own profile. Sweetclub69 (who also used the name Kim), apparently got mad and outed Kim. Paige to family! So the two bookers go at it not only in the Safety Clubs but also on the postings and profiles. Sweetclub69, the one who outed one of her own girls to family, convinced the SF club members that SHE was the one being wronged because three members of HX (not associated with any club or crew) painted her red. Apparently they came on to tell the members it was retaliation and support for Kim. Paige (with me so far?)

    So someone in that Safety club totally twisted shit around and said that Kim. Paige had the crew (really? She's independent remember) paint Sweetclub69 red. How's that for being screwed up! Because of that mis-conception. All three people that painted Sweetclub69 red for outing Kim. Paige are excom from HX.

    It takes three people (3!) out of 29,700 members that have "special" voting powers to do this. THREE! And who on HX gave them these "voting rights"?

    My take on this whole thing. Sweetclub69 (949) 317-7180 is one hell of a booker to turn shit around on someone they already shitted on. So if Sweetclub69 will out one of their own to family. How safe is YOUR info when they see you? Can you spell disaster? LOL. I'm sorry but HX can't and shouldn't try to mess with the increase in bookers, fake pics and disasters that joined them since SESTA / FOSTA.

  14. #458
    Quote Originally Posted by Woody68  [View Original Post]
    Hx makes that hard as well. Can't just run your cc. Either crypto or snail mail only.
    Did you even check the site? You can use credit / debit and also gift cards. WTF?

  15. #457
    Quote Originally Posted by Woody68  [View Original Post]
    Hx makes that hard as well. Can't just run your cc. Either crypto or snail mail only.
    They allow you to use a $25 giftcard (many different ones accepted) which you can buy anonymously from grocery stores. Good luck.

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