Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WillShookup;7220372]Thank you for this veritable treasure trove! A few comments.

While Crystal Asian has been reliably CBJ / CFS for me, the talent has varied wildly. The last two visits sucked and they're off my list for a bit. Friday saw a relatively cute MILF that just beat the shit out of me during the massage despite me telling her repeatedly to back off, and the FS was jackhammer and uninspired.[/QUOTE]I could sure use a "beat the shit out of me" firmness from a massage LOL. This MILF sounds determined to beat the M back into AMP.

In my outings, I've noticed AMP's are leaning too far into the happy ending aspect nowadays and these girls don't have half a clue as to how to give a decent massage. Thanks for the intel, I'll have to make the trip over that way to Crystal.

I honestly say that I've been pretty lucky with the sessions I've been having in both Renton and Everett. But, I've had some less than stellar sessions over the past couple of month. On 23 Jan25, I had a session with Linda at Renton that wasn't bad, but her body was such a disappointment. On 14 Jan25, I have a horrible session with Apple at Shanghai. It was so bad that, in the middle of her BJ, I texted Alyssa to send in a replacement immediately; Bella saved that session. Finally, on 12 Dec24, I had my first session with Luka at Good. Luka's issue was that she was easily distracted and I had to constantly keep her on task.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;7220327]Thanks for the info, ALC.

I'm unable to find a "less than awesome" review of the Renton spots from you. Can you give us an example of a girl you didn't like recently? That's just as helpful (at least to me) as knowing who you like. Thanks![/QUOTE]

So the Mama san there messaged me that they had a new girl so I was a little curious the picture she sent me looked decent but the quality was weird because it was from android to iPhone. Anyways we agreed on a price for 1 hr. When I got there what I saw was a bit different. Mind you bobo has had reviews on AMPreview that seemed decent but for me it was just not the experience I usually have at jasmine. The last two girls I saw at jasmine were candy and ivy and they were both bombshells. Bobo was a bit thicker girl with firm C's from what I can tell but natural and what looked like also either she got lipo or she had a C section that healed weird. During the massage it was alright very light handed but that was ok I was just trying to relax we moved on to the session here Head game was decent, CFS was meh, tell me why she was on her phone a lot texting what it seemed like other patrons, and talking to the other girl that was there too also not much of a looker. I hate to kinda write a bad review but I was put off especially mid way through the session she stops to hawk out some spit.

I was at that point done. Finished went home showered I just felt off put. The vibe and everything was just bad. I should have went to good cause they were offering the same price for an hr with a girl I've seen the last time I was there. I just happened to be closer.

Lesson learned. Not saying jasmine is bad they usually have really good girls but the rotation this time was not it for me.

She might fit the bill for some other people so don't let this stop you from going. I will just not be going until they rotate again.

[QUOTE=FlyWaySkyWay;7221594]I could sure use a "beat the shit out of me" firmness from a massage LOL. This MILF sounds determined to beat the M back into AMP.

In my outings, I've noticed AMP's are leaning too far into the happy ending aspect nowadays and these girls don't have half a clue as to how to give a decent massage. Thanks for the intel, I'll have to make the trip over that way to Crystal.[/QUOTE]I saw a good review on Yuki for giving good massages. She used to be at One Spa and should be at Good this month.

[QUOTE=SeattleStorm;7221537]Crystal- I wish this place was better because of its convenience, but girls are below average IMHO, and they want to haggle over the tip.

Greenbow. Decent massage and HJ finish but a decent option if that's all you are after.

M Spa- on Juanita HJ / CBJ is possible.[/QUOTE]I have the contact info for the booker for Crystal, and several other related locations, they also run some girls out of some hotels. Feel free to pm me for the info.

[QUOTE=FlyWaySkyWay;7221580]You said this place is over in west Seattle? I coulda swore there was only one JM and it's over in Sodo. Have they've opened a new location? You did say it was newly renovated.[/QUOTE]They are in the heart of georgetown. Not sure when they were open, but the store look very clean.

MILF HUNTERS:

Miko (formerly of Good Renton) and Bebe (formlerly at Alice FedWay) are the MILF duo at King Spa (formerly Shanghai, behind Subway in SODO). Both are fantastic. Bebe now goes by Ruby.

Lala / Yao is at Magnolia Renton.

Yoyo and Jessica (formerly of Magnolia Renton) are at Rose Spa Lakewood.

Kegel Queen Mimi is at Blue Moon Renton.

Angie at Four Seasons FedWay is a thicc baddie who will make love to your dick with her mouth. New Anna looks a MILFy too.

Sweet Miranda in Issaquah is a MILF hurricane.

All of them know me as Big Monkey. Up to you whether mentioning me is worthwhile or not.

Met Fia's sister Sara at Tokyo. She's beautiful and was instantly recognizable as Fia's actual sister. Great session. A litle less performance than Fis, which I welcomed. All natural great body and a swetheart.

Met Coco on the same visit but never saw under the dress. She has a simple Korean face, but was wearing zero makeup. She's very young but I think makeup would help her attract more customers.

I haven't met the new girl Tina at Magnolia yet, but MMs swears she's apparently young and "patient. " I dunno what patient means in this context but the photo of her looked untouched and pretty. I'll visit soon unless one of you gets there first.

I haven't met Anna or Tiffany at Good yet either, but Anna's photo looked good, buy obviously photoshopped.

Found a new spa UmiUmi next to the Renton Inn near Sunset Hwy. Shares a parking lot with that basement spa in the house that looks like it's falling down. One woman shop, got an FS vibe, but she wasn't very attractive.

Another newish spa, Brisa in Auburn. HJ only. One 40-ish mamasan and a 50+ provider. Won’t be back.

Telling them hi from Big Monkey won’t hurt.

Where is Miranda in Issaquah? Haven't had much luck in AMPs there.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;7222205]MILF HUNTERS:

Miko (formerly of Good Renton) and Bebe (formlerly at Alice FedWay) are the MILF duo at King Spa (formerly Shanghai, behind Subway in SODO). Both are fantastic.

Lala / Yao is at Magnolia Renton.

Yoyo and Jessica (formerly of Magnolia Renton) are at Rose Spa Lakewood.

Kegel Queen Mimi is at Blue Moon Renton.

Angie at Four Seasons FedWay is a thicc baddie who will make love to your dick with her mouth. New Anna looks a MILFy too.

Sweet Miranda in Issaquah is a MILF hurricane.

All of them know me as Big Monkey. Up to you whether mentioning me is worthwhile or not.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FlyWaySkyWay;7221580]You said this place is over in west Seattle? I coulda swore there was only one JM and it's over in Sodo. Have they've opened a new location? You did say it was newly renovated.[/QUOTE]1211 S Bailey.

Been twice and felt a little hustled each time. Never stayed.

[QUOTE=GlobalHawk;7222218]Where is Miranda in Issaquah? Haven't had much luck in AMPs there.[/QUOTE]Sweet Miranda is indeed a "MILF hurricane" (good one Ausie Fury), but she's not at an AMP, she's here:

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/community/members/sweet-miranda.652087/[/URL]

I was in the mood for a morning session. Drove past Magnolia with a plan to visit the new girl Tina. I saw her. In pjs, bathrobe, beadhead, and no makeup. And she still looked good LOL. But I prefer my dates less sleepy so I will come back tomorrow for Tina.

Texted Alyssa to see who was at Good, hoping to meet Tiffany or Anna. She said the girls are moving slowly because they aren't used to the DST Spring Forward.

That explains the sleepyheads this week.

Dropped by Tokyo. Sara was in CUTE pink sweats and a midriff tanktop, hair up in a bun, looking fuckable as she started her makeup in the basement dressing room space.

But I was there for Coco. Sara must have helped her today because hair and makup was PERFECT. Coco is a very young, sweet, and attractive Korean girl. Not a single doorbell (another benefit of DST week mornings? Slow and unrushed sweet GFE. And I mean UNRUSHED. It was downright leisurely. Massive pendulous DDs all natty. Great body. A little acne but she's young. Great English. Orally gifted. But that tight box and those massive tits flopping around in standing mish (while she squeezed them together) did me in. Popped me in the first position. I will be back soon. Apparently she leaves on the 15th to be replaced by Angela (not one who's been here before I think).

I will be seeing Coco again.

The only ding dong in the entire session was Sara coming up the stairs right as Coco and I finished. She came in and kissed me then shood us (Coco and me) playfully into the shower. Showers are fun with Coco and I will start with one next time.

Mornings are better at both Tokyo and Good. Way less busy. Sara and Coco and I 3-way snuggled and made out on the couch after we got dressed. I left only because I was gonna be late to work.

Tell Coco and Sara hi from Big Monkey. Or don't. I know this spot tends to rush during busy times, so consider that when you plan.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;7222454]I was in the mood for a morning session. Drove past Magnolia with a plan to visit the new girl Tina. I saw her. In pjs, bathrobe, beadhead, and no makeup. And she still looked good LOL. But I prefer my dates less sleepy so I will come back tomorrow for Tina.

Texted Alyssa to see who was at Good, hoping to meet Tiffany or Anna. She said the girls are moving slowly because they aren't used to the DST Spring Forward.

That explains the sleepyheads this week.

Dropped by Tokyo. Sara was in CUTE pink sweats and a midriff tanktop, hair up in a bun, looking fuckable as she started her makeup in the basement dressing room space.

But I was there for Coco. Sara must have helped her today because hair and makup was PERFECT. Coco is a very young, sweet, and attractive Korean girl. Not a single doorbell (another benefit of DST week mornings? Slow and unrushed sweet GFE. And I mean UNRUSHED. It was downright leisurely. Massive pendulous DDs all natty. Great body. A little acne but she's young. Great English. Orally gifted. But that tight box and those massive tits flopping around in standing mish (while she squeezed them together) did me in. Popped me in the first position. I will be back soon. Apparently she leaves on the 15th to be replaced by Angela (not one who's been here before I think)..[/QUOTE]GFE = bare?

[QUOTE=Swim88;7222720]GFE = bare?[/QUOTE]As far as I know, there is almost no BBFS in Good / Shanghai / One or even Tokyo.

I think he generally meant more like "closeness" and "friendliness".

Tokyo has very attractive talent at the moment. I came for Sara and had a great time with her. Very pretty face (confirmed that she is indeed Fia's sister), tight body with natural B's, probably around 5'1". She was more passionate than Fia imo, maybe we just clicked better, and her English is pretty good.

Before I left, she also introduced me to Coco. I was actually surprised with how good she looked as well. Young, cute face, big tits. I was almost tempted to go for a round 2 right there. Coco is only here for a couple more days, Sara is here for the rest of the month.