Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BananaBandit;4933546]Drove out to Lake Haven Spa today. Lights were off, nobody answered the phone. Decided to give Lazy Cat a try as I was headed that way anyways. It was real good for a while with younger cute and friendly girls. Then it became hit and miss, and then became not worth even trying. So I went, fully prepared to not partake. Surprisingly I was met at the door by a pretty cute girl, Lisa. She could pass for 20's. Is likely in her 30's. Probably 5'8", thin, perky B's. Massage was better than average. Very light teasing just before the flip. Topless mutual touch HE. 8 don't know if I'd repeat. Definite attraction, just no spark for me.[/QUOTE]Wow interesting did you try to open the door that usually a tell tale sign if they are open. And never been to lazy cat always wanted to try. Lisa sounds amazing willing to at least get topless were you able to touch her all over? So house fee plus 80 tip? And yea attraction is key.

Usually the ones at Lake Haven are young and attractive but english poor not sure how good lisa english is?

[QUOTE=Anony;4932999]Because it looks like strip clubs aren't going to open anytime soon, I'm intrigued on jumping into the massage parlor circuit. I'm on the north end, and see them left and right all along Lynnwood and Everett along 99. There's too many, and it's overwhelming since all I know about massage parlors are from those teen sex comedies from the 90's. I've looked at this forum, which is great for info, but is it good to use in conjunction with rubmaps and rubratings? I'm cautious with rubmaps because it's a pay site, but if it gives legit info I'm all for it. What do why'all recommend?[/QUOTE]It's really not that difficult and once you try it, you may find yourself enjoying the scene and going for more. Or you might think it sucks. That's the thing here as it really typifies the old "one man's meat is another man's poison" line of thought. Read the forum here and pick a couple shops that you might want to try out. Keep your wits about you and don't bring more money than you intend to spend. And just try one. For me, I like the uniqueness of each visit. Even with the same provider, it's different every time. Have fun!

TT.

[QUOTE=BuckeyeNerd;4932211]Stopped by Top Massage near you-district and found a pleasant half hour appointment. $ 6 for the half hour with cfs. Massage was garbage but otherwise a complete experience.

She even gave me a business card and told me to come back anytime. Not sure but I won't be keeping that business card in my wallet.[/QUOTE]Can confirm. Based on BN's brief description, I decided to give it a try. It's in the University District--that's not a typo in the OP: the 21st letter of the alphabet gets auto-corrected to the word "you"on the Ave, north of the busy areas and bad parking--there is plenty of on-street, free parking in the 5200 block. I rang the bell and waited awkwardly. Top Massage is next door to an insurance office, and yes I felt conspicuous. The mamasan opened the door and ushered me in. She wore a sexy dress and was attractive with firm, full breasts. If she'd been my provider, I would have been just as happy. She told me, "Wait 5 minutes," and led me to a room. In the room, she asked how long I wanted the session to be, I told her 30 minutes. I handed her $ 6 and she counted it in front of me. (I know the typical move is to pay the house fee initially and deal with the gratuity later but sometimes I tire of negotiating. This was one of those times. Also, I still wasn't clear on whether she was a provider or the mamasan.) Again, she told me "5 minutes, you wait 5 minutes," and she left the room. I waited more than 15 minutes until the provider arrived.

She was very pretty IMO. Nice body, black shoulder-length hair, firm full breasts (but not as big as the mamasan's), not skinny and not chubby, HWP, 5'6", early 30's. Conversation was minimal. We both knew that I wasn't there for a massage. She raised her eyebrows and made a handjob gesture, to ask if that's what I wanted. I shook my head. She began to mime a BJ. Again I shook my head and I made a gesture for FS. She assented and asked me to lie down on the table. I lay on my back. She grabbed some lube and began fondling me. When I was semi-erect, she applied the cover. She removed her panties but left her skirt on but she hiked it up as she climbed onto the table. She invited me to penetrate her and we were off to the races. We stayed in mish the whole time although I imagine other positions might have been possible. [I]Unlike Michelle at EuroTouch, this provider didn't talk dirty or even seem to be acting. Her moans seemed authentic though not prevalent. I doubt she had an orgasm.[/I] And she did a very cool thing where she squeezed her muscles, in a kegel motion, around me when I was inside her. That felt great.

And yet, like BN, I'm not sure I'll return. The price point was very good if all you want is to get your rocks off (which I did!) but sometimes you want more than wham, bam.

P.S. I didn't get her name, and they didn't give me a business card.

[QUOTE=Anony;4932999]Because it looks like strip clubs aren't going to open anytime soon, I'm intrigued on jumping into the massage parlor circuit. I'm on the north end, and see them left and right all along Lynnwood and Everett along 99. There's too many, and it's overwhelming since all I know about massage parlors are from those teen sex comedies from the 90's. I've looked at this forum, which is great for info, but is it good to use in conjunction with rubmaps and rubratings? I'm cautious with rubmaps because it's a pay site, but if it gives legit info I'm all for it. What do why'all recommend?[/QUOTE]Rubmaps is pretty good, though it has it's fair share of fake reviews. But you don't need to be a paid member to read the forums, so you can get some info about parlor etiquette there. [URL]https://forum.rubmaps.ch/forum/4/massage-parlor-tips-for-newbies[/URL].

The ones on aurora are mostly FS places, so if that's what you're looking for you're good. $60 to house + $100 to $140 tip will get you everything you want, and there isn't much etiquette needed at those places. No one goes there for a good massage and "the thrill of the chase". .

[QUOTE=Efurufe;4934761]Rubmaps is pretty good, though it has it's fair share of fake reviews. But you don't need to be a paid member to read the forums, so you can get some info about parlor etiquette there. [URL]https://forum.rubmaps.ch/forum/4/massage-parlor-tips-for-newbies[/URL].

The ones on aurora are mostly FS places, so if that's what you're looking for you're good. $60 to house + $100 to $140 tip will get you everything you want, and there isn't much etiquette needed at those places. No one goes there for a good massage and "the thrill of the chase". .[/QUOTE]I've been lucky a few times to have an excellent session with a woman at an AMP. The best was a young, feisty Chinese gal at a place in Tacoma back a few years ago. She was open for just about anything, and we had a lot of fun.

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/148843[/URL]

I saw her number pop up in another post with more women. Never heard of the "exclusive collection". If someone could shed some light I'd appreciate it.

https://adultsearch.com/washington/seattle/female-escorts/1745077

After a lot of reaching out I finally found out that it is 180hr for full body relaxation session and 240 sensual NURU session. They don't state their prices on any of their sites.

[QUOTE=GoodTimeSoahu;4934922][URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/148843[/URL]

I saw her number pop up in another post with more women. Never heard of the "exclusive collection". If someone could shed some light I'd appreciate it.

https://adultsearch.com/washington/seattle/female-escorts/1745077

After a lot of reaching out I finally found out that it is 180hr for full body relaxation session and 240 sensual NURU session. They don't state their prices on any of their sites.[/QUOTE]Since it's Lake City I was hoping they were out of work dancers but I don't recognize any of them. Those prices aren't that bad. I'd still be careful. The only collective I can think of offhand is that Georgetown one.

[QUOTE=ShyBaba;4898682]She is safety only. If you're talking the Thai provider who used to go by paphada and changed her name recently to champagne and operates out of Bellevue. She's 30-40 age wise would be my guess, decent massage but her appoints last about 30-40 mins and not 1 hr long.[/QUOTE]Yep, I'd also guess 30-40 years old. I didn't like her that much. She simply wasn't that good. Also it wasn't even close to an hour and that's including the shower. When she shorted me on the time it made it that much worse.

I think from the reviews I was expecting someone younger and more skilled.

Damn COVID! I have been having a hard time finding anyone willing to let me BBFSCIP them. I used to get this all the time, now it is getting more difficult. Has anyone else experienced this?

[QUOTE=PussyHound;4935662]Damn COVID! I have been having a hard time finding anyone willing to let me BBFSCIP them. I used to get this all the time, now it is getting more difficult. Has anyone else experienced this?[/QUOTE]No, I'm not. Where are you shopping these days? I've found ladies that have known me pre-COVID are operating on roughly the same rules of engagement, as it were.

Seems there is a lot more doggy style or RCG going on these days, though.

[QUOTE=Anony;4932999]Because it looks like strip clubs aren't going to open anytime soon, I'm intrigued on jumping into the massage parlor circuit. I'm on the north end, and see them left and right all along Lynnwood and Everett along 99. There's too many, and it's overwhelming since all I know about massage parlors are from those teen sex comedies from the 90's. I've looked at this forum, which is great for info, but is it good to use in conjunction with rubmaps and rubratings? I'm cautious with rubmaps because it's a pay site, but if it gives legit info I'm all for it. What do why'all recommend?[/QUOTE]I don't use Rubmaps and rely on this board a lot as well as just TOFTing. It really comes down to what you are looking for as far as services. Normal house fee is about 60 - 80 depending on the establishment. That gets you the massage and sometimes they have table or stand up showers. I prefer the stand up or old style bench showers vs these new fiberglass showers. You have to be short to use those. A few do have saunas. For services, average is 40- 60 HE, 80 BJ, and anywhere from 100 - 200 for everything.

I have found you never take more cash into the place than what you are willing to let go of. I usually leave 100 sitting on top of my clothes so the provider knows. I might have a couple of extra 20's in the pocket incase they want to haggle. I find if you tell them that's all you have on you, they are usually agreeable. As with all hobbing, YMMV with any place.

Hi folks,

I've recently joined the Seattle family. I've done some research in this forum and the bb forum.

It looks like the K-agencies here (such as kangels) are 350 hr with possible 100 upcharge for BBFS, with girls possible 20 ish to 30 ish. However, that is way too high compare to NoCal (220) or SoCal (280 or 300).

I've also learnt that most of the AMPs here are around $80 to $$ (with is 60 entrance fee + $20 "tips" for possible BBFS, but mostly MILF from 30 ish to 50 ish? And the overall service is not as good as K-agencies?

May I ask if there are options in between? I am mainly looking for 30 ish (or younger) BBFS that's equal to or lower than $$.

If not, is ET is best place to go for my case?

Any pointers are very appreciated.

I am also willing to trade you with some Cal info via pm, if any of you prefer this way.

Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=TomaIn;4935809]I don't use Rubmaps and rely on this board a lot as well as just TOFTing. It really comes down to what you are looking for as far as services. Normal house fee is about 60 - 80 depending on the establishment. That gets you the massage and sometimes they have table or stand up showers. I prefer the stand up or old style bench showers vs these new fiberglass showers. You have to be short to use those. A few do have saunas. For services, average is 40- 60 HE, 80 BJ, and anywhere from 100 - 200 for everything.

I have found you never take more cash into the place than what you are willing to let go of. I usually leave 100 sitting on top of my clothes so the provider knows. I might have a couple of extra 20's in the pocket incase they want to haggle. I find if you tell them that's all you have on you, they are usually agreeable. As with all hobbing, YMMV with any place.[/QUOTE]But none have jacuzi anymore though it still listed for rubmaps just always says no.

Stopped at ET this morning. Michelle was there and greeted me at the window, took my temperature and then let me in. She was in a bikini top with her beautiful breasts stuffed in and short cutoff jeans. She is a gorgeous woman probably late 30's early 40's. Led me to a room and asked how long. I paid. 6 or an hour massage with table shower. Disrobed and then she took me to the shower. Face down and face up there was light touching and playing. Dried off and into the sauna. Once out she took me back to the room and I laid face down. She asked if I had been there before, which I had with Bonnie. She asked me if I knew how it went and I replied yes. She asked what I wanted. I told her I know how much I paid last time for everything. She said $. 4 but we agreed on $ on top of the house. She did some light touching, disrobed, and the got me ready. Put on the cover and made sure it was on with her mouth. She asked me how and I started with mish. Had to start slow as she is extremely tight. She gets into it and seems to enjoy it. Then she asked if I wanted doggy and I finished that way. She cleaned everything up and then still gave a massage to eat up the last few minutes. It was mainly just pushing on my shoulders and back but good enough! Tipped. 4 so $$ total.

My ears perk up whenever I hear of a new local place I haven't tried. Writing this after going their during my lunch break. Was greated by Nina at the door. Her English was conversational. Mask made her age ambiguous but was on the younger side of FS AMP's. Half hour massage fee was. 45 and I didn't make any allusions to full service at the point as I like to see the tantalizing tricks people come up with during the massage. Was very sensual, but not very technically impressive. Gave the thrusting FS motion after the flip and she asked for the tip. I ponied up $. 4 and got on top. She asked me to go slow and gentle due to size but she took me in all the way after a few strokes. Usually in a location with neighbors I'm asked to keep quiet, but as I felt like she could handled more I went to town and she was letting out some moans. This emboldened me to get off from on top of her and work her from off the table without worrying about bothering the neighbors with our noise. I was kept to my time, which is to be expected. Nothing against her, I normally don't finish with CFS.

I'm going to have to buck the trend, my experience was so good I will probably return. Typically I get rolled over at an AMP and get told that my size is an issue. Or they'll attempt it but be screaming in agony, which is a major turnoff and can kill my erection. The fact that Nina took me has me thinking she's older than her appearance gives off. She refused to take off her dress so I think she might be hiding pregnancy scars which might also explain it. But for a Chinese provider she had a nice butt. Tits on the small end but she lets you fondle them aggressively. Lastly the Bush was fully hairy.