Massage Parlor Reports

Washington State was the 1st in the country to legalize weed over 10 years ago. What's the fascination with still criminalizing people who participate the world's OLDEST fucking profession?

[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;5734675]I am not a lawyer nor would I play one on tv. This is not legal advice.

Be careful with cell phones. They are basically little tracking devices that make you want to carry them around. I leave my non-burner off when I am driving my car in general and certainly when I am on the prowl. Keep in mind that we don't know how long the phone company is going to hold onto that location data, and they aren't likely to be as careful as you'd like with it. So even if the police don't get it you can't be sure whatever third party might. You might think you can say you were just getting a massage, but how sure are you that that line would work with your wife, your employer, or your mom? I very much doubt the police, a judge, or a jury would buy it either. Consider buying a faraday bag for your devices too. Generally I leave them in the car anyway.

I carry I'd with me in the shops. Never had a problem with thievery. On the other side of it, I've been in shops a couple of times when they were busted, and it was pretty damned scary. The whole situation got a lot less scary once they ran my I'd and I was always free to go after they cleared me. Not that I'd care to ever repeat the experience. Also keep in mind if the cops decide you are fucking with them, they will fuck you back ten times harder. And even if you might "win" a case in court, you'd be out a lot of money and time and reputation and possibly your job. Best bet is to be polite and compliant but don't answer their questions.

Another weird experience I had back in the day with the Colacurcio strip clubs was coming out of Rick's at about 4 pm after a glorious blowie and this dude in the parking lot intercepts me and starts asking me questions about the action inside. I tell him I don't know what he's talking about and was just there for a Coke and to look at tits. I finally got rid of him and started driving north on Lake City Way. Three blocks later I got pulled over by a cop who started asking me even more questions about Rick's. Just weird.[/QUOTE]

New providers are in. If you want a good massage and decent HE its a nice place with the massage actually being worth the total hour. Coco is the one I saw and she presses down hard and makes a real effort for the massage.

And uses two hands for the HE. The flip side, if you want more than an HE or want to see her naked its a no go. At least on the first visit.

Any description of her? Roaming OTC / UTC?

[QUOTE=MassagedGuy;5742342]New providers are in. If you want a good massage and decent HE its a nice place with the massage actually being worth the total hour. Coco is the one I saw and she presses down hard and makes a real effort for the massage.

And uses two hands for the HE. The flip side, if you want more than an HE or want to see her naked its a no go. At least on the first visit.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have the current best place to get BBFS DFK DATY in Lynnwood. Happy still the best at Kings? Who is best at ET now? Monica? Cici?

Anybody good at golden, sun, lake serene, royal or VIP?

Thanks for any help. PM is fine.

[QUOTE=Spectacular;5741973]Washington State was the 1st in the country to legalize weed over 10 years ago. What's the fascination with still criminalizing people who participate the world's OLDEST fucking profession?[/QUOTE]Seattle cannot legalize prostitution since that is a state law. They may have gone the route of New York City, though New York City did it publicly. New York City went one better. They decriminalized it. That means that they are not prosecuting any prostitution cases. Decriminalization is better. Legalization would lead to licensing and possibly record taking whenever one partook of such services. This is something that neither providers or consumers want to see happen.

[QUOTE=PeterHouston;5742551]Anyone have the current best place to get BBFS DFK DATY in Lynnwood. Happy still the best at Kings? Who is best at ET now? Monica? Cici?

Anybody good at golden, sun, lake serene, royal or VIP?

Thanks for any help. PM is fine.[/QUOTE]I haven't gotten much kissing at all from the ET ladies, but I'm sure that's all COVID related. My personal favorite at ET is Pepsi, because facially I like her the best. The flip side is that Pepsi doesn't do rimming like some of the other ladies there do.

[QUOTE=SeaBurner;5742498]Any description of her? Roaming OTC / UTC?[/QUOTE]Not too tall Asian woman looks younger side for sure and does allow OTC and a little UTC but there is no way to reach anything good.

[QUOTE=PeterHouston;5742551]Anyone have the current best place to get BBFS DFK DATY in Lynnwood. Happy still the best at Kings? Who is best at ET now? Monica? Cici?

Anybody good at golden, sun, lake serene, royal or VIP?

Thanks for any help. PM is fine.[/QUOTE]I had a nice time with Pink over at Golden. Another guy reviewed her on RM. Didn't DFK with her, so I don't know about that. Supposed to be around for three weeks, so you may want to call first. See post #8026 here.

I would appreciate anyone with Rubmaps account if they could share the review for Karma Health Spa and Aroma Valley?

Thanks,

Kent still has zero MPs.

Renton has four known FS spots (Alternative, Magnolia, Q, and Highland).

Q is Apple who is always weird, upsells, and rushes you.

Highland is 4-5 girls who aren't happy with the $200 flat rate approach and are upsell queens. I met a hot blonde Latina there on my last visit, but she claimed her boobjob was new and so I couldn't even see them. I dropped by yesterday just to peek in and saw another car parked there. Before heading in to see who was working, I waited nearby and timed how long it took for the dude to come out. It was less than 5 minutes. Of course, maybe he got there 25 minutes before that but I highly doubt it.

Alternative is all upsell and inconsistent menus.

Magnolia would be great. If the providers were a little less chubby and a little more cute.

Beyond those four, it seems everywhere else is HJ only. I even dropped by Lucky Massage on Rainier Ave (pretty close to Renton) yesterday and was told that NONE of the girls there are FS.

If anyone has any intel on other spots I may not have fished, please send me a PM? FedWay used to be worth the drive, but lately it's getting just as bad as South King County.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;5745308]Kent still has zero MPs.

Renton has four known FS spots (Alternative, Magnolia, Q, and Highland).

Q is Apple who is always weird, upsells, and rushes you.

Highland is 4-5 girls who aren't happy with the $200 flat rate approach and are upsell queens. I met a hot blonde Latina there on my last visit, but she claimed her boobjob was new and so I couldn't even see them. I dropped by yesterday just to peek in and saw another car parked there. Before heading in to see who was working, I waited nearby and timed how long it took for the dude to come out. It was less than 5 minutes. Of course, maybe he got there 25 minutes before that but I highly doubt it.

Alternative is all upsell and inconsistent menus.

Magnolia would be great. If the providers were a little less chubby and a little more cute.

Beyond those four, it seems everywhere else is HJ only. I even dropped by Lucky Massage on Rainier Ave (pretty close to Renton) yesterday and was told that NONE of the girls there are FS..[/QUOTE]I hear you, Aussie Fury. Sure is dry recently. Wish there were some independent providers that 1) had their own In Call, and 2) provided good services for a reasonable donation. Those were the days!

[QUOTE=ExtraFun2006;5743977]I would appreciate anyone with Rubmaps account if they could share the review for Karma Health Spa and Aroma Valley?

Thanks,[/QUOTE]Karma.

Yumi.

Very attractive woman, looked early 30's, probably more like late 30's, 40 tops. Very nice, wore a short dress, revealing cleavage. Very attractive. Not much English. I usually go for an hour, but this was my first time here, so I figured I'd test drive a half hour. Gave her $40, she told me to get undressed and get on the table. I got undressed, was half aroused when she returned to the room, we hugged, I could feel she didn't have much on under her dress, we had a brief negotiation, I gave her the tip and the action commenced. She was moving kinda fast, I asked her to slow down, asked for BJ, she put on the coat, started the BJ, then began gagging because of the lube. I felt bad for her and told her not to do that, it was killing my mood. So she climbed on top of me and rode me for about 10 minutes. Very enjoyable. Then she laid on the table with me and we talked via her phone interpreter app. She's a nice gal, I'd like to see her again, but she said the owners have several parlors in town and they move her around. All in all a good experience, but kinda pricey, I usually go up to Lynnwood for FS and am a regular with a gal who does FS with me for $160, and we have good rapport, she knows what I like and I know what she likes. For me, it takes a while to build that up, and it's a financial investment as well. So I was disappointed to learn she won't be staying at this location, it might not be so easy to find her when she moves.

[QUOTE=ExtraFun2006;5743977]I would appreciate anyone with Rubmaps account if they could share the review for Karma Health Spa and Aroma Valley?

Thanks,[/QUOTE]I've been here about 3 times. First time I had a provider named Wendy and she was great. Nice and tight with a cute face. The last two times, last Saturday 1/15 being my latest I got Cici. She is a cute lady, probably around mid to late 30's. She hides her body very well with her clothes, but is a bit chubby. In any case, the session started with a light massage to a toothy CBJ. When I say toothy, literally feel teeth going in and coming out. I told her less teeth to which she replied "no English, baby. " LOL. In any case went straight to Mish and I've mentioned this in the comments before, but that shit is looser than a fucking empty shoebox. I don't know if I keep getting unlucky with giant well endowed mongers fucking her before me or what, but I am not small (don't have a horse cock, but got enough to not be shy). And my girth is also not small. So her being that loose is saying something. In any case. Moved to K9 which was a little better in the tightness area, makes sense anatomically speaking. A monger came in, she greeted him. And came back and finished me off with CG, which I really had to focus on the little friction that was being provided. LOL. If this place gets more girls, might be a good spot, but for now, fucking Cici is not the business for me. A lot of other places where the honey hole is regular feeling and no teeth on the BJ.

Stopped by crown and had great time started with DFK then undressed here and had her lay on table while I did daty then held her legs apart while I slide in BBFS pounded away till cip. She always wears nice tiny mini dress enjoyed those nipples.

Probably late 20's is my guess. Great body and goods. Slightly bushy South if that's your thing.

CBJ and CFS. Good head game. I think BBBJ could've been pursued I didn't push. She seemed to be into FS (or acted really well LOL)!