Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RockChalk;5125576]I went to Sea Breeze Massage on Aurora on 205th in Shoreline. Near the Costco. Had some time to kill, never been there and I didn't remember the posts on the site. TOFTT experience. 😩.

If looking for a "happy" time, then this ain't your place! It ended up being a quasi-legit massage by a smoking hot 20-something girl wearing a half shirt. I thought I had the fucking jackpot when I saw her!

Damn, she was cute as fuck! Her name is Emily, wore her mask the whole time, which sucked.

So, I was excited for the possibilities when I layed my fat ass on the table with no towel. She didn't seemed to be alarmed and left me uncovered for most of the face down part. Good sign.

First BAD sign, though, was when I touched her leg as she was at the foot of the table, she went "wax off" faster than you could Mr. Miyagi! Just slap my fucking hand away like she was a god-damn black belt.

I took that under advisement and let her do her thing for a bit, then tried again. This time, I think it was "paint the fence" and I realized that NOTHING good was going to happen with this cute little thing.

Not knce did she get ANYWHERE CLOSE to my balls! She rubbed my ass, but nothing remotely sensual about her massage. Normally, my man pole would get somewhat aroused at the thought of a girl like that rubbing me but not once was I even close to being aroused.

After the flip, fully toweled the entire time. She oiled my chest and rub it and the towel came down much lower, maybe with a little help from me pushing it down. At this point, she asked me if I wanted some oil. I said yes, hoping that she was going to offer an oily HJ. NOPE! She said "You do yourself. I don't do that. ".

I said "Nevermind. " I don't need to do it myself somewhere other than home, especially if she was going to leave whilst I went at it. So, I let her finish her massage, tipped her $10 and I left, never to return.

I only tipped her $10 because she wasn't overly friendly, maybe because of her still learning English, but I have been massaged by A LOT of providers with marginal to zero English that were still very nice, both at legit and "happy" massage locations. She didn't to go Karate Kid on me just because I touched her leg.

It is probably best that she didn't offer any extras because if she fucked or got naked and gave blowjobs, I would be dirt poor or need to get a 2nd job. I do imagine giving blowjobs while still wearing the face mask would prove a major challenge! She could make major cash if she flipped to the dark side, of the AMP business, but I imagine she already knows this.[/QUOTE]Reading this makes me sad for you Rock. Thanks for TOFTT!

[QUOTE=FunLover1981;5106843]I toftt and hit up Zen in Edmonds last week after not getting any info. Got an older 40's lady says her name was Susie. But who knows. The massage was actually pretty damn good, lots of teasing here and there and she really did try to work out my sore muscles which is hard to find some times. I left happy and my back feels a lot better.

To the few in Seattle who enjoy going with their GF or Wife this place has a couples room, I'll report back if we have any luck.[/QUOTE]I went to try this place out. Good massage but that's about it. Another gentleman was there at the same time, maybe he had better luck.

Thanks for the intel on where to not go; impressed that you still have a tip. Oh well it's the season for giving I guess

[QUOTE=RockChalk;5125576]I went to Sea Breeze Massage on Aurora on 205th in Shoreline. Near the Costco. Had some time to kill, never been there and I didn't remember the posts on the site. TOFTT experience. 😩.

If looking for a "happy" time, then this ain't your place! It ended up being a quasi-legit massage by a smoking hot 20-something girl wearing a half shirt. I thought I had the fucking jackpot when I saw her!

Damn, she was cute as fuck! Her name is Emily, wore her mask the whole time, which sucked.

So, I was excited for the possibilities when I layed my fat ass on the table with no towel. She didn't seemed to be alarmed and left me uncovered for most of the face down part. Good sign.

First BAD sign, though, was when I touched her leg as she was at the foot of the table, she went "wax off" faster than you could Mr. Miyagi! Just slap my fucking hand away like she was a god-damn black belt.

I took that under advisement and let her do her thing for a bit, then tried again. This time, I think it was "paint the fence" and I realized that NOTHING good was going to happen with this cute little thing.

Not knce did she get ANYWHERE CLOSE to my balls! She rubbed my ass, but nothing remotely sensual about her massage. Normally, my man pole would get somewhat aroused at the thought of a girl like that rubbing me but not once was I even close to being aroused.[/QUOTE]

Did Best Asian ever pop up after the raid from like 2018/19 ? Used to be a great place and missing it. Wonder if anyone has intel on a spin off from that lovely bunch.

At rockchalk.

See breeze massage use to be blue bay spa.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;5125576]I went to Sea Breeze Massage on Aurora on 205th in Shoreline. Near the Costco. Had some time to kill, never been there and I didn't remember the posts on the site. TOFTT experience. 😩.

If looking for a "happy" time, then this ain't your place! It ended up being a quasi-legit massage by a smoking hot 20-something girl wearing a half shirt. I thought I had the fucking jackpot when I saw her!

Damn, she was cute as fuck! Her name is Emily, wore her mask the whole time, which sucked.

So, I was excited for the possibilities when I layed my fat ass on the table with no towel. She didn't seemed to be alarmed and left me uncovered for most of the face down part. Good sign.

First BAD sign, though, was when I touched her leg as she was at the foot of the table, she went "wax off" faster than you could Mr. Miyagi! Just slap my fucking hand away like she was a god-damn black belt.

I took that under advisement and let her do her thing for a bit, then tried again. This time, I think it was "paint the fence" and I realized that NOTHING good was going to happen with this cute little thing.

Not knce did she get ANYWHERE CLOSE to my balls! She rubbed my ass, but nothing remotely sensual about her massage. Normally, my man pole would get somewhat aroused at the thought of a girl like that rubbing me but not once was I even close to being aroused.

After the flip, fully toweled the entire time. She oiled my chest and rub it and the towel came down much lower, maybe with a little help from me pushing it down. At this point, she asked me if I wanted some oil. I said yes, hoping that she was going to offer an oily HJ. NOPE! She said "You do yourself. I don't do that. ".

I said "Nevermind. " I don't need to do it myself somewhere other than home, especially if she was going to leave whilst I went at it. So, I let her finish her massage, tipped her $10 and I left, never to return.

I only tipped her $10 because she wasn't overly friendly, maybe because of her still learning English, but I have been massaged by A LOT of providers with marginal to zero English that were still very nice, both at legit and "happy" massage locations. She didn't to go Karate Kid on me just because I touched her leg.

It is probably best that she didn't offer any extras because if she fucked or got naked and gave blowjobs, I would be dirt poor or need to get a 2nd job. I do imagine giving blowjobs while still wearing the face mask would prove a major challenge! She could make major cash if she flipped to the dark side, of the AMP business, but I imagine she already knows this.[/QUOTE]Rock you are really becoming the team leader for all of your experiences!

First the acupuncture cups that left wounds and now a DIY finish. I think you owe it to yourself to go further North and hit one of the places in North Lynnwood or South Everett. Happy Holidays and thanks for the info!

Any luck on this? Issaquah, Sammamish, etc seem dead. Hell, I'd be happy with Factoria right now.

[QUOTE=Warrior2020;5122547]Hello,

Any intel for Issaquah. I went to the one in newport way, Green Massage but nothing: I tried to hint but didn't go anywhere.

Thanks,[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ndphx;5126816]Did Best Asian ever pop up after the raid from like 2018/19 ? Used to be a great place and missing it. Wonder if anyone has intel on a spin off from that lovely bunch.[/QUOTE]Best Asian never opened back up foloowing the raids of March 2019. I used to go there from time-2-time and fuck Yiyi, who was somewhat of a lunatic, but fun in small doses. Remember, everything in moderation people!

I don't know where the others landed, but Yiyi was up near Roosevelt HS for a long while at a place on 15th, I think. Not sure if she is still there now. She wasn't at either of the places on Roosevelt Way (Mid-Roosevelt or Leena's / Leela's, which has changed names again), but I can't recall the name now.

Merry Christmas, Mongers! Rock Chalk.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;5129119]Any luck on this? Issaquah, Sammamish, etc seem dead.[/QUOTE]Too nice and family oriented. If you ever do find a place keep it to yourself. If anything became popular it'd be shut down immediately.

Ever since LE cracked down on Bellevue the only areas left seem to be the shithole cities.

Saw Tina at the Sodo Shangri-la. Very cute with a nice body. Friendly and not rushed. $$ for an hour.

Massage lasted about 10 minutes but I get regular massages so I don't care much about massages when I have other activities on my mind. I was still there a full hour.

All activities were covered. For you large labia lovers Tina is your girl. Very responsive and appreciative of well performed daty. I think she's here either a week or two before she rotates out. If I don't see her again before she leaves I will have the scheduler let me know when she returns so I can see her again.

As I understand it you need to make an appointment.

[QUOTE=Moose21;5130133]Saw Tina at the Sodo Shangri-la. Very cute with a nice body. Friendly and not rushed. $$ for an hour.

Massage lasted about 10 minutes but I get regular massages so I don't care much about massages when I have other activities on my mind. I was still there a full hour.

All activities were covered. For you large labia lovers Tina is your girl. Very responsive and appreciative of well performed daty. I think she's here either a week or two before she rotates out. If I don't see her again before she leaves I will have the scheduler let me know when she returns so I can see her again.

As I understand it you need to make an appointment.[/QUOTE]Seconded. Tina was a cutie. Right to business with her. She leaves 12/30.

Also enjoyed some very good times at Reflection, also in Jackson, with Lucy. Beautiful bouncy and spongy boobies she had, ended up leaving a pearl necklace She also went MIA after the 2019 episode although that place stayed open and was safe. Who knows.

All I can do now is reminiscing those old lovely times. Hope the vaccines are out for the masses soon.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;5129161]Best Asian never opened back up foloowing the raids of March 2019. I used to go there from time-2-time and fuck Yiyi, who was somewhat of a lunatic, but fun in small doses. Remember, everything in moderation people!

I don't know where the others landed, but Yiyi was up near Roosevelt HS for a long while at a place on 15th, I think. Not sure if she is still there now. She wasn't at either of the places on Roosevelt Way (Mid-Roosevelt or Leena's / Leela's, which has changed names again), but I can't recall the name now.

Merry Christmas, Mongers! Rock Chalk.[/QUOTE]

Went to see this little MILF this week. She's got got long saggy nipples that she encourages you to suck on. Give her another $ and she'll get up on the table, bend over and invite you to play with her pussy. She was giving me a tight grip HJ while I had two fingers pounding her. I was rubbing her little butthole with my thumb and she moaned as I stuffed my thumb in her ass. I started ramming her ass with 2 fingers and she was bucking She was shaking with pleasure and her head went way back as she moaned from getting her butthole drilled. I tried for three and she said, "only one sweetie. " I didn't have the heart to tell her I was already going to town on her butthole with two, LOL. At some point I had two and two banging away on her, LOL. What a good little **** I blew my load on her tits and all over her little hands. Will def be back!

I came across these two. Seems TGTBT. Has anyone here engaged their services?

[URL]https://seattle.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/all-american-high-class-best-i/301413597783[/URL]

[URL]https://seattle.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/welcome-2-the-pamper-palace-1/855021540219[/URL]

[QUOTE=NickNasty;5131027]Went to see this little MILF this week. She's got got long saggy nipples that she encourages you to suck on. Give her another $ and she'll get up on the table, bend over and invite you to play with her pussy. She was giving me a tight grip HJ while I had two fingers pounding her. I was rubbing her little butthole with my thumb and she moaned as I stuffed my thumb in her ass. I started ramming her ass with 2 fingers and she was bucking She was shaking with pleasure and her head went way back as she moaned from getting her butthole drilled. I tried for three and she said, "only one sweetie. " I didn't have the heart to tell her I was already going to town on her butthole with two, LOL. At some point I had two and two banging away on her, LOL. What a good little **** I blew my load on her tits and all over her little hands. Will def be back![/QUOTE]There it's $70 hr for the massage so $170 for the happy ending and fingering? Seems overpriced but sounds like you had fun.

When I went there it was all old ladies. Price for normal happy ending seemed high so I haggled. I haven't been back. I don't think I enjoyed it nearly as much as you did.