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I know I'm in seattle forum but the SF forum is dead which is weird given how much they have. Does anyone have any good recs for SF? Preferably by Chinatown? I'm staying right next to Asian Palace which has decent reviews but looking for something less dingy and attractive masseuses. Can be legit. I'll only have a few hours of free time.

I went to CEO years ago and was interesting. In the financial district in a fancy building, had to be buzzed up and a very attractive young front desk girl. Had girls in lingerie pretty attractive just walking around. It's long gone now. Has anyone been to any of the Thai places? Sucks we don't have much here.

What are your favorites AMPs in Chinatown? I am visiting next week, and haven't been in Seattle for years, so appreciate you help so that I do not waste time and money going to places which are best avoided.

[QUOTE=TnaHunter2014;5575127]Been here a few times. Lisa early 30's and new one is Apple 40 ish. It's a rushed place. FS avail but Lisa wants 1. 0 for clothes off. Plus the house fee. Crappy CBJ is 1. 5 and CFS is 2. 4 Apple wants 2. 0 plus the house fee for rushed CFS. Surprisingly, despite bad service and rush, the place is usually busy. Maybe because the location is central. The girls are.

Prettier than average (especially Lisa) but nothing mind blowing.

Maybe some of you could negotiate and get more reasonable rates. There are way better options for those kinds of rates. I'm thinking AAMPs.[/QUOTE]Appreciate it. Not sounding worth it. Unless somebody knows of something new, it sounds like the only choice is the same old on 12th. Any suggestions on anything close to the area?

[QUOTE=Justice2001;5577796]I know I'm in seattle forum but the SF forum is dead which is weird given how much they have. Does anyone have any good recs for SF? Preferably by Chinatown? I'm staying right next to Asian Palace which has decent reviews but looking for something less dingy and attractive masseuses. Can be legit. I'll only have a few hours of free time.

I went to CEO years ago and was interesting. In the financial district in a fancy building, had to be buzzed up and a very attractive young front desk girl. Had girls in lingerie pretty attractive just walking around. It's long gone now. Has anyone been to any of the Thai places? Sucks we don't have much here.[/QUOTE]I use to frequent CEO as well as Green Door as my intro to the AMPs when I lived in the Bay Area. Good times. I do think Empire and Nikki's are still active.

[QUOTE=SeaTownDave;5573834]Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.[/QUOTE]The place has been not so great, but Angela has been a good provider. Decent rub with teasing, then Russian on flip followed by CBJ and FS. Plus she's young-ish, cute, and has a good body.

Search the forum for her name, or "DDS", and you'll see some of her reviews.

Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Anyone got a good cover story? I can go to the store, leave my phone in the car and then have a quick session within walking distance. But many AAMPs will only give the apt number once you are at the call box. Guess I need a burner but that is suspicious too.

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=TnaHunter2014;5579299]Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Anyone got a good cover story? I can go to the store, leave my phone in the car and then have a quick session within walking distance. But many AAMPs will only give the apt number once you are at the call box. Guess I need a burner but that is suspicious too.

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Divorce your wife. Pickup golf, or some other activity where interruptions are unwanted giving you an excuse to leave your phone elsewhere.

You want a burner phone anyways. Find somewhere good to hide it.

[QUOTE=TnaHunter2014;5579299]Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Anyone got a good cover story? I can go to the store, leave my phone in the car and then have a quick session within walking distance. But many AAMPs will only give the apt number once you are at the call box. Guess I need a burner but that is suspicious too.

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Thanks![/QUOTE]A burner phone is only suspicious if your wife knows you have one. We changed phone carriers awhile back, so I still have my old iPhone, which I still use because "I have all of my old music downloaded on it".

Didn't tell my wife that I also have a prepaid sim card installed on it, so that I can text hookers from time to time.

If your wife sees an unfamiliar phone laying around, that would seem a lot more suspicious!

Rock Chalk.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;5579607]A burner phone is only suspicious if your wife knows you have one. We changed phone carriers awhile back, so I still have my old iPhone, which I still use because "I have all of my old music downloaded on it".

Didn't tell my wife that I also have a prepaid sim card installed on it, so that I can text hookers from time to time.

If your wife sees an unfamiliar phone laying around, that would seem a lot more suspicious!

Rock Chalk.[/QUOTE]I use the Burner App on my iPhone. I have a lock code on my phone and a different lock code on the app. I disabled notification sounds from the app and make sure to turn on In App Calling so the Burner number does not show on the phone bill. I'm only seeing one girl at the moment but we text all day and I see her 4-5 times a week and the wife is none the wiser, except that I run a lot of "errands" LOL.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;5579607]A burner phone is only suspicious if your wife knows you have one. We changed phone carriers awhile back, so I still have my old iPhone, which I still use because "I have all of my old music downloaded on it".

Didn't tell my wife that I also have a prepaid sim card installed on it, so that I can text hookers from time to time.

If your wife sees an unfamiliar phone laying around, that would seem a lot more suspicious!

Rock Chalk.[/QUOTE]Sorry didn't read the original but will still leave the Burner app suggestion up for others. Man that's a tough one guy my wife and I turn off all tracking through Apple, Google etc. Yeah if you can't turn that shit off or get a Faraday Bag then a second burner phone is going to be the way to go, best of luck.

Haven't been to VIP in a while and I drew Rose. Enhanced breasts but a nice MILF body and a good attitude. She seemed eager to please and had her fill of me. 1. 8.

[QUOTE=TnaHunter2014;5579299]
Anyone got a good cover story? ...
Hints? Tricks of the trade?
[/QUOTE]Get a cheap phone that you can remove the battery from. Leave it in your car with some tools, because most women will never look in a toolbox for anything (even better if the toolbox is kind of grungy). Remove the battery and stash it elsewhere.

For bonus points print up a fake property sticker and put it on the phone. That way you can say it is an old work phone that you thought you lost.

[QUOTE=TnaHunter2014;5579299]Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Anyone got a good cover story? I can go to the store, leave my phone in the car and then have a quick session within walking distance. But many AAMPs will only give the apt number once you are at the call box. Guess I need a burner but that is suspicious too.

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Start forgetting your phone at home, when you go out to shop work eat when your with her too eventually she won't expect you to have it.

The real problem is gawd-damned Apple making it so easy to snoop on everyone. On the one hand she totally trusts me cause she can see my location at all times. I before we got it she trusted me less.

But maintaining my cover is making pooning difficult. Except during work trips or other gaps where I know she'll be off grid. She flies a lot for work.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestions.

[QUOTE=TnaHunter2014;5580363]The real problem is gawd-damned Apple making it so easy to snoop on everyone. On the one hand she totally trusts me cause she can see my location at all times. I before we got it she trusted me less.

But maintaining my cover is making pooning difficult. Except during work trips or other gaps where I know she'll be off grid. She flies a lot for work.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestions.[/QUOTE]In terms of phone, I use a burner app called text now. I don't have it installed most the time. Only when pooning I'll install it, set up my appointment, and then delete the app after.