Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LikeARock22;6320907]I rarely stop in for a massage but thought I'd try out this spot. Was hoping to see Mona since I heard she has fantastic large nips.

Mona was not there but might be back next month. I was going to leave but there was new girl as of today. Mia caught my attention with her little red dress and cleavage. She was a load of fun. Sweet personality and at least D Cup or bigger with thick nips. She seemed like late 20's to 30's.[/QUOTE]Was going to PM you but figured I'm probably not the only one wondering: was your SODO visit to Sunshine Massage? And what was your total out-of-pocket (house + gratuity)? I inferred, based on your other posts, that you got a massage and a HE.

Thanks in advance.

I have a read a lot of positive reviews on Lin's but wanted to know if the service is still the same? Any recent visits to Lin's? Who all are working these days?

The subject line on this comment won the internet today. That's what all of the Korean places in north Lynnwood / South Everett are. They aren't even aunties. They're grannies.

But. If you're a gramp and into women your own age, all power to you.

[QUOTE=Spectacular;6320863]All of those are 60+ in age.[/QUOTE]

Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.

[QUOTE=RustyWebfFoot;6320637]Any extras in the past?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VillageRat;6321727]Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.[/QUOTE]Good stuff, found them online in regards to location. Looks like next door is Myrna Massage. Another stand alone location. Website is basic, they are open late. May be worth an inquiry also.

[QUOTE=WaRubMonger;6321786]Good stuff, found them online in regards to location. Looks like next door is Myrna Massage. Another stand alone location. Website is basic, they are open late. May be worth an inquiry also.[/QUOTE]Looked up Myrna Massage but saw one link that said they were perm closed. Is it actually open?

[QUOTE=MikeWall;6321885]Looked up Myrna Massage but saw one link that said they were perm closed. Is it actually open?[/QUOTE]No idea currently.

Now it's called Roland, but no reviews tho.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-roland-asian-spa-kirkland-wa-176707[/URL]

[QUOTE=VillageRat;6321727]Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.[/QUOTE]

This is correct. The sign did say Roland.

WaRubMonger, sounds like you found it so I won't respond to your DM.

I'm quite curious to see how this is going to go in Kirkland as, from my brief couple moments at the door, this will be different than anything else on the Eastside that I've seen.

[QUOTE=Alish66;6322153]Now it's called Roland, but no reviews tho.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-roland-asian-spa-kirkland-wa-176707[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MassageFunStuf;6321405]I have a read a lot of positive reviews on Lin's but wanted to know if the service is still the same? Any recent visits to Lin's? Who all are working these days?[/QUOTE]I saw a little spinner yesterday that went by Bella. Service the same as always. Everything covered. Standard donation. In other words the service is about the same.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;6316973]Any word on this lady? Older but pics look tight and seems like a freak?

[URL]https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/44656ce2-7b8e-40f8-8f1c-da1dc0bab5f7[/URL][/QUOTE]I'd love to try out her and her toys, but weekend are tough for me. Anyone else try her yet?

On that note, had anyone tried a TENS unit (electroshock with pads) before? That definitely has my curiosity. They aren't expensive on Amazon, I might just get one to see what the hands-free orgasm is like. .

There was 1 there a few weeks ago who at least knew how to fuck and was easy on the eyes, but she also had zero English which made it not that great.

Message to Lin's owners who regularly shill on this forum: Instead of shilling, how about you install a TS and get better overall providers.

[QUOTE=MassageFunStuf;6321405]I have a read a lot of positive reviews on Lin's but wanted to know if the service is still the same? Any recent visits to Lin's? Who all are working these days?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VillageRat;6322708]This is correct. The sign did say Roland.

WaRubMonger, sounds like you found it so I won't respond to your DM.

I'm quite curious to see how this is going to go in Kirkland as, from my brief couple moments at the door, this will be different than anything else on the Eastside that I've seen.[/QUOTE]Found it. . I'm planning a visit early next week. Will report back.

Not white knighting but I had a great morning session at Lins. Got it right at open and asked for Sophia. Sexy smoke show with big lips, blueish hair and big naturals. Fuck I was stoked. Gave her the full donation right away and she knew what was up. Can confirm the tattoos on her stomach (what are those) and the small ass. Barely messed with massage before she was tits out on top of me. Let me suck her long nipples and started rubbing herself. She put on a rubber and started sucking my cock. I moved her to the ground in front of the mirror. She started to show her submissive side here and even spit on it when asked. I even fucked her mouth and popped out her cheek with my cock. She's good.

She swung around and mounted up standing looking at the mirror. I pounded away and eventually pressed up behind her at the mirror. An earlier report mentioned it and they were right. Make her call you daddy. I fucker her from behind in the mirror with my hand around her throat talking dirty to her and grabbing her huge tits. Seriously hot stuff.

Finally I threw her down on the table, grabbed her hips and pounded away until a blew a huge one in the bag. She raised her arms up and said "goooood morning" LOL. What a fox.

We had time left so she gave me a good massage. We laughed at the slapping coming through the thin wall as her partner got plowed.

I now I don't have many reports so take it as you will but there's at least one big tidy girl at Lins worth your time.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;6322944]I'd love to try out her and her toys, but weekend are tough for me. Anyone else try her yet?

On that note, had anyone tried a TENS unit (electroshock with pads) before? That definitely has my curiosity. They aren't expensive on Amazon, I might just get one to see what the hands-free orgasm is like. .[/QUOTE]I have used one medically, it was not fun, it fucking hurt! The idea of having one on my junk terrifies me! I'm pretty sure the farthest thing to happen would be a "hands free" orgasm!