Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PeterHouston;4833317]Just for fun I texted them today asking if we could skip the massage part and go straight to the play part. Said I only had $.

The reply was yes. So if one decides to go there after reading all the reviews, save your massage money since you basically do not get one anyway. Obviously YMMV.[/QUOTE]If you are wanting a crazy older lady, she will go BBFS for $. Just have to text her and ask for sex only no massage for $ and she will agree. She will do just about anything for a bill, just have to show it to her. Remember she is out there a bit in the head.

I don't usually get down into this part of Seattle, but I'm in Puyallup today. Any particularly interesting massage opportunities in this area that I don't want to miss? Thanks!

[QUOTE=SeattleAmpfan;4833311]Interesting, I've gone to Laurel Spa before and the massage portion is usually good, in fact that would be the main reason I would go there instead of nearby Soft Bay. But I don't think I've seen the person you just saw -- the person I saw there last was probably in her late 20's, so much younger.[/QUOTE]Wast the girl you are talking about somewhat heavier set? Not fat, but definitely thick when compared to most Asian gals.

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/148870[/URL]

I'd avoid this one. Emailed her, and got 11 emails, 3 phone calls and 2 texts within *3 minutes*, with the last one chewing me out for not replying. In 3 minutes.

Figured she was wack, so I emailed that I didn't think we were a good fit, and she went full-on psycho.

No thanks.

[QUOTE=WillShookSpear;4835673][URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/148870[/URL]

I'd avoid this one. Emailed her, and got 11 emails, 3 phone calls and 2 texts within *3 minutes*, with the last one chewing me out for not replying. In 3 minutes.

Figured she was wack, so I emailed that I didn't think we were a good fit, and she went full-on psycho.

No thanks.[/QUOTE]Well the last line on her add says expect a quick response.

Dam. What part didn't you understand? LOL.

Looking to get back to the fun in a big way! LOL. Thinking of do a double. Have done at Euro, but considering VIP. Thoughts? Anyone ever do double in VIP?

Think I may just go drop a Ben on the China harbor just to see how much of a freak she can be. Might even try and see if she's a closet Greek connoisseur.

Any heads up advice.

[QUOTE=Pigrig;4836044]Think I may just go drop a Ben on the China harbor just to see how much of a freak she can be. Might even try and see if she's a closet Greek connoisseur.

Any heads up advice.[/QUOTE]The only advice I have is don't. But that's just me. If you do, let us know how it goes for you.

Went to Symmetry to get a legit massage. Called and asked for Coco from intel from here that she's the youngest but she is no longer there but mamasan said there's other girls. Decided to try and and got a mid / late 30's girl. Had me wait 20 minutes in a room as they were busy (like 40 people came in during my 30 minute massage that she had to greet All of them geez) decent massage but they were too busy.

In Bellevue decided to try lake hills acupuncture but just missed closing time so I called Healthy Living Massage and see if COCO was working (used to work at sea breeze). She's my go to favorite but she no longer works there. Sucks cause we were texting For a while but then out of no where she didn't recognize my number then blocked me.

So since I was in the eastside went to Kirkland to see if Ospa was open. Nope.

Then drove to sea breeze but the parking lot was packed. Thought about zen massage but decided not to since I had no intel.

Called Yili to see if that Coco was working from intel from here that she's the young one. No longer works there.

So I stopped by smiling art in Ballard since no one was there. Lady was in her 40's, cuteish and massage wasn't that good and it was quick.

The search continues.

Look up my post from a few weeks ago. I kind of had your same mind set going in, but she's a freak, not in a good way. After I was in & out in 15 min. I wished I had listened to others. Money is better spent elsewhere.

LCB.

[QUOTE=Pigrig;4836044]Think I may just go drop a Ben on the China harbor just to see how much of a freak she can be. Might even try and see if she's a closet Greek connoisseur.

Any heads up advice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoodTimeSoahu;4835662]Wast the girl you are talking about somewhat heavier set? Not fat, but definitely thick when compared to most Asian gals.[/QUOTE]Yes, exactly. Has some extra pounds but not necessarily what one might say is "fat". Name is "Aya". Young, perky, pleasant, good massage skills, willing to please (up to a point -- you never get too far with anyone at Laurel), and also doesn't try to get more money out of you (which is rare at Laurel, as they usually want more than the going rate for what they offer).

[QUOTE=SeattleAmpfan;4836824]Yes, exactly. Has some extra pounds but not necessarily what one might say is "fat". Name is "Aya". Young, perky, pleasant, good massage skills, willing to please (up to a point -- you never get too far with anyone at Laurel), and also doesn't try to get more money out of you (which is rare at Laurel, as they usually want more than the going rate for what they offer).[/QUOTE]I've been wondering what her name was. I will ask for her before showing up next time. Thanks.

[QUOTE=FripOverGuy;4836040]Looking to get back to the fun in a big way! LOL. Thinking of do a double. Have done at Euro, but considering VIP. Thoughts? Anyone ever do double in VIP?[/QUOTE]Doubles have never been hinted at VIP. Euro would be my recommendation and has always been great there.

[QUOTE=TomaIn;4834527]If you are wanting a crazy older lady, she will go BBFS for $. Just have to text her and ask for sex only no massage for $ and she will agree. She will do just about anything for a bill, just have to show it to her. Remember she is out there a bit in the head.[/QUOTE]How old is the lady? Is it located in Bellevue? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Denduron;4837680]How old is the lady? Is it located in Bellevue? Thanks.[/QUOTE]It is Lavender Spa in Seattle. I would estimate late 50's and nuts. Like others have said, the moment the door opens, she grabs your crotch and says suck or fuck. Tell he no massage. BBFS or cfs for 100 and she will take it.