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So, yeah, was cruising through ads here and there, and I was craving some Asian. So I decide to call this number (626-4XX-5541) after some research. Now, I know through googling the phone number this place cycles through girls, but this ad is the most recent one I could find (one day old) so what the hell why not? There are also reviews for this number in erotic monkey so I figured it would be safe. From cityxguide I know that verified means jack shit so UAC verified probably means jack shit as well so I have low expectations going in.
1. Sent text requesting an appointment explicitly asking for Gigi.
2. Get the standard 120 for hhr and 160 for hr. Reply back. I go for the hour, so 160.
3. I get there (cheap mote in Rosemead on Garvey) and nope. Bait and switch. Not Korean, not 22 years old, and not Gigi.
4. Got a Japanese girl named Hana (means flower in Japanese). Cute, not bad-looking at all, maybe late 20's early 30's.
5. Hana, on my personal fattie scale, is a "Skinny Phattie" or in other words, if she lost 10 lbs. Of fat and gained 10 lbs. Of muscle she'd have a smoking hot body. Skinny fat is a term we bodybuilders use to describe someone who is in their healthy weight range but still has a little pot belly because they have too much fat and too little muscle to look lean and fit.
6. So she's good-looking, would date her, would be seen in public with her. Easy on the eyes.
7. Massage lasts 2 minutes and is shit oh boy. Simple tickling followed by titty rubbing.
8. CBJ + CFS + DATY + DATO. No kissing on lips allowed, but titty sucking ok. 4 or 5 different positions before I nut in condom pounding her in cowgirl.
9. Sex was kinda shit. Was rushed, stayed less than 30 minutes, she was disinterested and there was no chemistry between us. She acted like just hurry up and cum and go.
10. She said she's rotating in two weeks so if you want to pound a fairly cute 30-year old Japanese girl, go for it.
11. I left without tipping any extra because well, I was disappointed.
Would I repeat? Yes, but I would only go for hhr instead. 120 for hhr would have been worth it. Then I will tip more if the girl delivers. So yeah, I might repeat next month to see a different girl, and I will ask the girl answering my texts what her name is before I go. Hana was cute with a nice body, although you could tell she's taken a pretty good pounding (she had a loose pussy, it took me a while to cum ahahaha). Sex was rushed but it felt good. Added one more Japanese girl to my "fucked-it" bucket list.
However, a few warnings. Don't have high expectations.
1. Bait and switch. Not a big deal for me as I had low expectations from the get-go anyways.
2. Ad says NURU: NOPE.
3. Ad says B2 B: yeah, sort of. Like a 30 second dry tit rub.
4. Ad says SHOWER TOGETHER: NOPE.
5. Ad says BBJ, 69, GFE: NOPE TO ALL THREE.
6. Ad says 100% No Rush Service!: HAHAHAHA NOPE!
7. Ad says 100% Deep & Relaxing Massage!: NOPE!
8. Ad says 100% Discrete!: Yeah, I'll give them this one hahahaha.
9. Ad says 100% Independent: No she's not, this is a some agency that rotates different girls in LA and NYC.
10. Ad says 100% Satisfaction!: Nah, I left about 50% satisfied LOL.
BTW, anyone else try Hana after my post? Was she as disinterested for you as she was for me? For me she was on my disinterest scale of 3. I felt like I was raping her. It bothered me a little. Real bone killer.
Disinterest level 1: subtle disinterest.
You can tell they're disinterested, but they still play it off with good acting.
Disinterest level 2: genuine disinterest.
Disinterest is obvious. Using cell phone while doggie. They have attitude like, you may think you're fucking me, but I'm really fucking you (out of your money).
Disinterest level 3: emotional disinterest.
These chicks, while missionary, won't look at you, will turn their heads sideways and stare blankly at the wall. Will show no emotion, but in general they seem to be two steps away from crying. They act like they really don't want to be there. Feels like you are raping them.
Disinterest level 4: extreme disinterest.
Crying, acting bat-shit crazy. most likely a ploy to try to get rid of you and steal your money, but who knows, maybe they really are bat-shit crazy.
i’ve now seen girls at levels 1-3, but please God, spare me from level 4 lmao.
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I saw this one at a trick pad in the valley a long time ago.
The pics are her, but photoshopped or something. She is aged a litlte more and more skinny fat.
She does get into it, but gets all sweaty. Does not blow you and kind of gets on you about the time you take to fuken nut.
At least she exists.
[QUOTE=HowdyDoody32;3940068][URL]https://usaadultclassified.nl/ads/new-young-korean-my-name-is-gigi-22yo-bbj-gfe-kiss-69-independent-626-12595767/[/URL]
So, yeah, was cruising through ads here and there, and I was craving some Asian. So I decide to call this number (626-4XX-5541) after some research. Now, I know through googling the phone number this place cycles through girls, but this ad is the most recent one I could find (one day old) so what the hell why not? There are also reviews for this number in erotic monkey so I figured it would be safe. From cityxguide I know that verified means jack shit so UAC verified probably means jack shit as well so I have low expectations going in.
1. Sent text requesting an appointment explicitly asking for Gigi.
2. Get the standard 120 for hhr and 160 for hr. Reply back. I go for the hour, so 160.
3. I get there (cheap mote in Rosemead on Garvey) and nope. Bait and switch. Not Korean, not 22 years old, and not Gigi.
4. Got a Japanese girl named Hana (means flower in Japanese). Cute, not bad-looking at all, maybe late 20's early 30's.
5. Hana, on my personal fattie scale, is a "Skinny Phattie" or in other words, if she lost 10 lbs. Of fat and gained 10 lbs. Of muscle she'd have a smoking hot body. Skinny fat is a term we bodybuilders use to describe someone who is in their healthy weight range but still has a little pot belly because they have too much fat and too little muscle to look lean and fit.
6. So she's good-looking, would date her, would be seen in public with her. Easy on the eyes.
7. Massage lasts 2 minutes and is shit oh boy. Simple tickling followed by titty rubbing.
8. CBJ + CFS + DATY + DATO. No kissing on lips allowed, but titty sucking ok. 4 or 5 different positions before I nut in condom pounding her in cowgirl.
9. Sex was kinda shit. Was rushed, stayed less than 30 minutes, she was disinterested and there was no chemistry between us. She acted like just hurry up and cum and go.
10. She said she's rotating in two weeks so if you want to pound a fairly cute 30-year old Japanese girl, go for it.
11. I left without tipping any extra because well, I was disappointed.
Would I repeat? Yes, but I would only go for hhr instead. 120 for hhr would have been worth it. Then I will tip more if the girl delivers. So yeah, I might repeat next month to see a different girl, and I will ask the girl answering my texts what her name is before I go. Hana was cute with a nice body, although you could tell she's taken a pretty good pounding (she had a loose pussy, it took me a while to cum ahahaha). Sex was rushed but it felt good. Added one more Japanese girl to my "fucked-it" bucket list.
However, a few warnings. Don't have high expectations.
1. Bait and switch. Not a big deal for me as I had low expectations from the get-go anyways.
2. Ad says NURU: NOPE.
3. Ad says B2 B: yeah, sort of. Like a 30 second dry tit rub.
4. Ad says SHOWER TOGETHER: NOPE.
5. Ad says BBJ, 69, GFE: NOPE TO ALL THREE.
6. Ad says 100% No Rush Service!: HAHAHAHA NOPE!
7. Ad says 100% Deep & Relaxing Massage!: NOPE!
8. Ad says 100% Discrete!: Yeah, I'll give them this one hahahaha.
9. Ad says 100% Independent: No she's not, this is a some agency that rotates different girls in LA and NYC.
10. Ad says 100% Satisfaction!: Nah, I left about 50% satisfied LOL.[/QUOTE]I've seen those adds everywhere! I never called. That crappy hotel across the street from AMP?
One bad review can cost them.
Probably should post review in different spot.
[QUOTE=SaltyDog;3942492]I've seen those adds everywhere! I never called. That crappy hotel across the street from AMP?
One bad review can cost them.
Probably should post review in different spot.[/QUOTE]Garvey and walnut grove. Thought about posting in SGV forum but it's like a 5 min drive east from CSULA. A place where uhm. I used to ***** lmfao. A lot of viet chicks in SGV go to CSULA since it's so close. used to go eat at SGV a lot too with school friends and stuff. so SGV is part of LA to me.
Anyone see kylee love? I might try her tomorrow got a thing for redheads ahhahaha.
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[QUOTE=Hundred;3942447][URL]https://usaadultclassified.nl/ads/milf-its-good-for-the-body__1532077698-12170923[/URL]
I saw this one at a trick pad in the valley a long time ago.
The pics are her, but photoshopped or something. She is aged a litlte more and more skinny fat.
She does get into it, but gets all sweaty. Does not blow you and kind of gets on you about the time you take to fuken nut.
At least she exists.[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm going senile, but I'm pretty sure her basic portrait has shown up in my Bumble / Tinder feed recently. Hmmm, I'll be on the lookout.
[QUOTE=HowdyDoody32;3946967]Anyone see kylee love? I might try her tomorrow got a thing for redheads ahhahaha.
https://usaadultclassified.nl/ads/look-no-further-kylee-love-is-here-waiting-for-someone-to-play-with-me-12029636/[/QUOTE]Lame, hasn't responded to my text messages. Onto another LOL.
[QUOTE=HowdyDoody32;3947895]Lame, hasn't responded to my text messages. Onto another LOL.[/QUOTE][URL]https://usaadultclassified.nl/ads/look-no-further-kylee-love-is-here-waiting-for-someone-to-play-with-me-12029636/[/URL]
OK, so not so lame after all. It took a while but she finally responded to my text messages LOL. So here's the story.
I saw her ad and googled her number, and also found a pic of her with Jeannie Dream (or Emma from ero monkey) at the following link. So I know this girl's legit even though she has no reviews anywhere. Look at last pic in ad. The younger girl is her.
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I text her several times and she finally replies and we set a time to meet. 120 for hhr. She's in Gardena, and I know the area well, and I was pleased it was in the good part of town near Tokyo Central (what used to be Pacific Square), where a lot of elderly Japanese people live. If she was on the side that borders Hawthorne or Compton I might have thought twice about going hahahaha. I stopped by Tokyo Central and bought two creampuffs and then I walked over to her inn. I get there and she is pretty, bad-girl next door type pretty though, since she's got a nose and nipple rings and tattoos. She's got soft, smooth, white skin and she's half my age hahaha so she feels good. Only bad thing is that on my weight scale, (spinner, skinny fat, overweight, obese, morbidly obese), she is in the middle of overweight. If this girl lost 30 pounds, she is definitely pretty enough to where if she were a stripper, she would have dudes throwing money at her. She'd be smoking hot if she lost 30 lbs he he he. She is pretty, and I'd definitely date her even as she currently is with a bit of chub.
We talk for a little bit and she begins a decent CBJ. Longest I've ever had from an escort thus far lmao, after 5 minutes I had to ask her to move on (usually escorts do this for a minute and then tell YOU it's time to move on). CFS was good too and she let me suck on her small B-cup titties with pink pierced nipplies. I had a good time, she didn't rush me, didn't ask for her donation first, and she was a pleasant girl. I would (and will) repeat and would recommend. I think she works with another girl (I'm pretty sure it's Jeannie) who was hiding in the bathroom ahahahaha. We talked a little bit after and it seemed she wasn't too proud of this job that pays the bills and I told her I don't judge LOL I'm a quantum chemist who studies density functional theory and that I'm grateful there are women like her that are half my age around that'll bring pleasure to my sad, shitty, and boring fucking life.
Well I'll be damned, I was using the wrong ad site. Crazy shit. Should I move these reviews to a different section and use the cityxguide link instead?
SIX TWO SIX FOUR TWO ONE FIVE FIVE FOUR ONE LOL. This is not a personal number, but rather what some guys on here call an "asian crapshoot agency. " [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15888-USA-Adult-Classifieds-Advertiser-Reviews&p=3940068&viewfull=1#post3940068]I previously reviewed a Japanese girl from here named Hana[/URL]. Although my first experience with this number was mediocre, I decided to use it again because I got a text message from the number saying "we have new hot girl" with a bunch of smilies lmfao. So for 120 buckaroonies, why not? I haven't been mongering as of late because, honestly, I'm tired. Tired of going to MPs to get a phattie Chinese grannie that wants to give me a handy or fuck me. Tired of going to places like Petite in Stanton where you pay 40 bucks for a massage that doesn't exist and a 140 dolla quickie. Just tired of MPs in general. I might go to Latina MPs or go to Tijuana with the guys on here when I want Mexican, but for Asians. I'm tired.
So they send me to the same exact hotel as before, but a different room. As I step in I see this fairly attractive Asian spinner greet me from behind the door. She's definitely Japanese, weighs about 90 - 100 lbs. And doesn't speak a lick of English other than "cum" "no" and "thank you" hahaha. Seriously. I asked her name, and she looked at me confused. When I asked her for doggy-style, she looked at me confused. This is how it went down.
1. Greeted me from behind the door. Closed door. Asked for money. She's OK looking with a smoking body. Spinner, 90-ish pounds, I could feel her hip bones while fucking hahaha. Fucked up, yellow, Japanese "country girl" style teeth though. She is closer to 30 than 20. Better body than last girl I saw but worse face.
2. I started to take of my shirt, and she said "No" which was strange.
3. She took off my shorts while I was standing up, got on her knees, and gave me CBJ for like one minute.
4. She hops onto the bed, lies on her back, takes off her panties, exposing her HAIRY Asian pussy YUM! She's also got visible abs when lying down. Smoking body. I'm excited.
5. I hop onto the bed, still with my shirt on, and start pumping her missionary.
6. After one minute, she's already telling me to cum lmfao. Not yet, friggin ho!
7. While pumping her, I try to take my shirt off again and she says "No" again. She keeps hanging onto my shirt for some odd fucking reason.
8. OK, so I want to play with her tits, and she takes off her bra, exposing her tiny A cup titties with penny nipples. YUM! I grab on them and suck on them. Good shit.
9. I'm pumping her as hard as I can while still in mish, and she's still grabbing onto my shirt and she puts her knees on my chest. I dunno if this is to limit my access to her face or not, I didn't even try.
10. We switch to doggie after I use my own body language to tell her I want doggie style. Seriously, this chick is trafficked or some shit. Fresh from Japan hahaha. Which is odd because English is a required subject in Japanese schools. Japanese people typically know more English than English people know Japanese.
11. Pumping her doggie, rubbing her clit and butthole with my finger and putting it my mouth. Hmmm. Still can't cum yet.
12. Switched to cowgirl, once again, having to use body language, pumped her some more, sucked on her tits, fingered her clit and butthole some more and kept tasting it. And it tasted good hmmm.
13. Had her then just finish me with her hand.
14. Got dressed and left. When I left I felt like asking her if she wanted to keep my fucking shirt because no matter what position we were in she was always grabbing it!
Will repeat in two weeks when they rotate girls.