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--originally posted this in Chicago by mistake--

saw an ad for a new AMP on St. Charles Road. The usual re-cycled pics, 'walk-ins welcome', yada, yada,yada.

Went there to try it out. 3 girls working, and I drew mama-san (40-ish oriental) who kept answering the door and the phone during my session.
No TS, and the massage was lame. I flipped ahead of time because she was eating up the whole hour working on my back. So, she works her way down the front, I grab her ass to establish my bona-fides, and she grabs Mr. Happy and starts HR. I stop her and tell her I want a BJ. Nope, don't do that here, she says. I ask if anything else is available, patting her butt. Nope, she says. I say, OK, how about one of the other girls. Nope she says, we don't do BJs or sex here. So I tell her, I can do this (making HJ motion) myself, no thanks.

So, NOW she starts actually giving me a real massage. Not a great one, but went from a 4 up to a 6. hot towel at the end of my full hour and I'm outta there, no tip.

The other (younger) girls were cute, but if they stick with those rules it's gonna be mama-san sitting there by herself with her knitting.

I may try it again when they aren't so busy, but overall I don't recommend.

I heard that Young of Maple Spa is gone for a while.

I think she went to California. Not sure for how long, or if she will be back.

I know Maple Spa is not in Lombard, but close enough.

I found out that Young from Maple is back. I think she got back last night. She only went to Ca. for a quick visit to a friend or something. Now I just have to find time to make that long drive to see her.

I had a visit at Kings today, place looked busy but I got right in. Had a great massage with no teasing, then she said "all done". I asked if there was more and she hesitated, and I offered more cash and she appeared to reluctantly agree. Then. . . WOW. She had a technique I'd not experienced before and I left super happy. Total cost was 120 including tip. I will gladly provide additional details to seniors, as I am a bit cautious after hearing about Mr. Dart's recent raids while on my way home.

Be safe!

SM

[QUOTE=Stud Muffin314]I had a visit at Kings today, place looked busy but I got right in. Had a great massage with no teasing, then she said "all done". I asked if there was more and she hesitated, and I offered more cash and she appeared to reluctantly agree. Then. . . WOW. She had a technique I'd not experienced before and I left super happy. Total cost was 120 including tip. I will gladly provide additional details to seniors, as I am a bit cautious after hearing about Mr. Dart's recent raids while on my way home.

Be safe!

SM[/QUOTE]

While Dart commands the country's second largest Sheriff's office (after LA), with nearly 7,000 employees, he can only terrorize Cook County. Kings is located in DuPage County. There are issues there as well, but at least they are outside the reach of that wrong-headed crusader.

It doesn't matter, the DuPage county sheriff is up for reelection this year. During election season, LE usually steps up activity to show the public that they are "tough on crime" and to help the sheriff get reelected, so don't be surprised if you see more reports of sweeps between now and the fall elections. It's one of the best ways for the sheriff to get free publicity with the voters.

[QUOTE=Dangerously]While Dart commands the country's second largest Sheriff's office (after LA), with nearly 7,000 employees, he can only terrorize Cook County. Kings is located in DuPage County. There are issues there as well, but at least they are outside the reach of that wrong-headed crusader.[/QUOTE]

The city of Downers Grove is up to no good, from what I hear, under pressure from local residents trying to make their community prim and proper. That's an even bigger concern than the county government getting involved, because there are only a couple places for them to focus on, unlike DuPage County as a whole, where there are many. The fortunate thing from the county-wide aspect is that there are all those jack shacks that are much more high profile, and could probably distract the average citizen away from where the real action takes place.

[QUOTE=Dangerously]While Dart commands the country's second largest Sheriff's office (after LA), with nearly 7,000 employees, he can only terrorize Cook County. Kings is located in DuPage County. There are issues there as well, but at least they are outside the reach of that wrong-headed crusader.[/QUOTE]

To the customer, the actions that Downers Grove would take are of little concern. The primary action that Downers Grove would take would be against the MP operator; I. E. Some action that would allow Downers Grove to shut them down. But when it involves sting operations that will result in arrests (including those of customers), the county sherrif tends to get involved.

As to the motives of Downers Grove, I would not say that they are "up to no good". Downers Grove has a legitimate concern that Ogden Avenue through Downers Grove does look a bit run down and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the city wanting more upscale businesses to operate on Ogden. That means wanting to get rid of massage parlors and tattoo parlors that are such common sights when driving through Downers Grove on Ogden Avenue. After all, Ogden is a major thoroughfare through Downers Grove so passers through can form impressions of the town based on what they see on Ogden.

I'm not criticizing you for not liking what they want to do in Downers Grove; I'm just saying that just because you don't like it doesn't mean that there isn't some legitimate reason for them to want to shut down massage parlors and tattoo parlors on Ogden Avenue.

[QUOTE=Gooch]The city of Downers Grove is up to no good, from what I hear, under pressure from local residents trying to make their community prim and proper. That's an even bigger concern than the county government getting involved, because there are only a couple places for them to focus on, unlike DuPage County as a whole, where there are many. The fortunate thing from the county-wide aspect is that there are all those jack shacks that are much more high profile, and could probably distract the average citizen away from where the real action takes place.[/QUOTE]

I decided to give this backpage a shot.

Chicago.backpage.com/femaleEscorts/let me show you true relaxation

Anyway, after getting thru and talking to kelly I was able to find her. Unfortunately this is an ad for Secretly Yours. The numbers were not the same, but I expect they own a group and do adds under the employees. I should have run away, but Congressman mcDick said no.

Cover fee $80 Me being the idiot I am I thought that was for services. Unfortunately I was wrong. We sat down in the room and she started talking about services 12$. I informed her of my mistaken dilemma. She put on major pressure to get credit card, credit card, credit card.

I had nothing else. So it was a lap dance, all clothed, a wink and out the door.come back and we can get to know each other, Just bring mucho$.

To make a long story short, run like the devil away form this group.

After a long absence from Green Spa, I decided to take a chance and see if the talent has improved. No such luck. Unless you are into geriatric Asian women.

I had a girl named Kim, who was on her first day. Very nice and talkative, but definitely has some miles on her and nothing to get excited about (at least I wasn't able to get excited. No kidding). Also met a girl named Mona, who was probably very attractive 10 years ago.

Its hard to believe that this place has its roots in the original Dandelion Spa and Green Spa in Oakbrook. Those were the days.

Tried the new spa where Far East used to be. TOFTT on 2 consecutive days, with the same young girl. The first day I was very cool, the second more aggressive but couldn't even get HR. The second day I almost got stuck with the granny,who seemed more friendly, but I balked as she was ANCIENT.

I don't think the current attitude will keep them in business for long.

Stopped at Marigold the other day. It was an absolute letdown. She let me go without a towel so i thought it had a chance. Even with major work. No luck, no HR no NOTHING.

There has to be better around .

This is ad is fucking hilarious-look at the bottom picture. Apparently Miley Cyrus is giving massages now.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-asian-and-european-massages-24/6718099[/url]

[QUOTE=George W. Bush; 1086607]This is ad is fucking hilarious-look at the bottom picture. Apparently Miley Cyrus is giving massages now.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-asian-and-european-massages-24/6718099[/url][/QUOTE]I'd like the Hannah Montana special please. Hilarious.

[QUOTE=Call Me Booger;1086668]I'd like the Hannah Montana special please. Hilarious.[/QUOTE]I TOFFT, nothing good to report. Mid 20's, Asian, no extras, kept the door cracked the whole time.

[QUOTE=Sxy Joker;1089054]I TOFFT, nothing good to report. Mid 20's, Asian, no extras, kept the door cracked the whole time.[/QUOTE]I called looking for Hannah Montana, but when the same guy who takes calls for the Midwest Road operation answered, I knew that no extras were to be had, so I just asked for the location and did not visit.

Is the Midwest Road place getting that much business, despite no extras lately, that they would open another place less than one mile away? I see both places still advertised, so it is not that they moved their location.

[QUOTE=Al Melrose; 1089337]I called looking for Hannah Montana, but when the same guy who takes calls for the Midwest Road operation answered, I knew that no extras were to be had, so I just asked for the location and did not visit.

Is the Midwest Road place getting that much business, despite no extras lately, that they would open another place less than one mile away? I see both places still advertised, so it is not that they moved their location. [/QUOTE]Extras can be had at Midwest. You just have to know which girls will and which won't. Everybody gets Lydia and thinks oh, yeah, but OH NO.

She actually NARCs on the good ones. She gives a good massage, but beyond that will NEVER happen.

[QUOTE=Sxy Joker; 1089516]Extras can be had at Midwest. You just have to know which girls will and which won't. Everybody gets Lydia and thinks oh, yeah, but OH NO.

She actually NARCs on the good ones. She gives a good massage, but beyond that will NEVER happen. [/QUOTE]I usually get sucked in because she is usually rocking some nice cleavage. But alas, no extras from her.

Stopped going to this place for sometime, it was a place for good massage and bit fun. Things changed, asian providers massage skills are not consistent, the door bit open. So I took my money spend somewhere else.

But then I'm stupid, stop by couple weeks ago, got the small asian girl. 5ft tall, early 30's, weak massage, she was trying, but the skill just not there. Didn't bother to ask for her name.

Stopped by last night. I had Jenny, she talked me out of an extra ten bucks for the deep tissue for a total of. 7 for the door fee. Massage was good, door was left open WTF? And no extras to be had. She kept whining about a tip which I laughed. I've had luck there in the past but for now unless you are regular I think there are better options out there.

[QUOTE=Al Melrose; 1089337]I called looking for Hannah Montana, but when the same guy who takes calls for the Midwest Road operation answered, I knew that no extras were to be had, so I just asked for the location and did not visit.

Is the Midwest Road place getting that much business, despite no extras lately, that they would open another place less than one mile away? I see both places still advertised, so it is not that they moved their location.[/QUOTE]Tried Hannah Montana place. Door open. Lydia treatment. Begging did not work. Waste of time.

Wanted a good massage and was in the area so I stopped in a couple of Fridays ago at 1 PM. It appeared that I was the only client at the time as I was greeted by an ancient lady, two ladies that looked like sisters [if not twins] probably in their late thirties, one who was tiny and probably early forties, and the little dog that is always there.

One of the sisters was assigned. She was about 5-6, cute with aftermarket C cups wearing a short lime green dress said her name was Ruby. Table shower with lots of attention to the works, the the sauna, then back to room. Massage was lame and about three minutes then she started the feather light teasing of the works and asking what I wanted. A full menu is offered but $$, I countered with $, and was told $.4. Settled for handshake at. 4. This was a prolonged shake of the mutual sort. The whole time spent by her trying to sell an expanded menu package. When finally finished she thought that. 6 was in order due to the duration and mutual nature of the shake. Stuck to original deal of. 4 and got dressed and left.

Total $.1, 70 door and 40 tip, this was seventh or eight time there in six years. In the past the massage was excellent and the menu not as extensive, since I went primarily for the massage I left disappointed as the upselling was a pain. When I'm just looking for the whole deal I just go to asian apt for 1. 6.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Had extra time and a few extra scheckels so despite other reports of late, ventured to Lane's."Anna" was at least 45 with the least interested look I've seen at an AMP. As previous have stated, it's easier to stay home. TS was standard, virtually no time spent on package. Massage itself wasn't too bad but on flip, she tried to negotiate $ for HS. I countered with 1/2 that, and when she scoffed I got up and got dressed. All of a sudden the price was right, but I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Overdue for an Ogden trip but time/$ dictate availability. Thanks for all the other feedback from other posters.

JM

Just woke up form a dream about elite in lombard. It has been there forever so I dropped in. Suffice it to say, stay far away. Session was only 30 minutes, start to finish. She was very mechanical and seemed to be in a big hurry to get done. Was not happy with the small tip. 3. I would suggest to look elsewhere for talent.

Does anyone know about where these spots might be?

Pm please, I'm tired of these high priced store robberies.

Stopped by last week and seen Sonny again. Love the all hands on ts and then to the sauna. Back in the room and she is sitting on my back and says "It is hot in here" I said to tale off the close and BAM she is doing a nude body to body rub. I love the mirror at the head of the table. I could see her nice tits rubbing my ass and back. On the flip it was my hands and her hands all over each other. Soon the BBBJ started and my two of my fingers were deep in the cave. She moaned and wiggled her ass and I shot in her mouth and the her hands. Clean up with hot towels and at the door. 70 door 40 tip. I would like to see if anyone else works there. Every time I go I never see or hear anyone else.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker;1114320]Stopped by last week and seen Sonny again. Love the all hands on ts and then to the sauna. Back in the room and she is sitting on my back and says "It is hot in here" I said to tale off the close and BAM she is doing a nude body to body rub. I love the mirror at the head of the table. I could see her nice tits rubbing my ass and back. On the flip it was my hands and her hands all over each other. Soon the BBBJ started and my two of my fingers were deep in the cave. She moaned and wiggled her ass and I shot in her mouth and the her hands. Clean up with hot towels and at the door. 70 door 40 tip. I would like to see if anyone else works there. Every time I go I never see or hear anyone else.[/QUOTE]Not sure if she is still there. She has been there for quite a while. PM for details.

Wow, I can't believe it, Miley Cyrus is working at a MP in Oak Brook. I think we should all hurry over there before she has to leave back to LA.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/european-and-asian-massages-grand-opening-22/6672228[/url]

[QUOTE=Truthfu11; 1114352]Wow, I can't believe it, Miley Cyrus is working at a MP in Oak Brook. I think we should all hurry over there before she has to leave back to LA.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/european-and-asian-massages-grand-opening-22/6672228[/url]

[/QUOTE]HAHAHAHAHAHA, that has to be the funniest thing I've seen!

CDT

[QUOTE=Amping Around;1114348]Not sure if she is still there. She has been there for quite a while. PM for details.[/QUOTE]I believe she is gone for good!

Unable to get her every time.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11; 1114352]Wow, I can't believe it, Miley Cyrus is working at a MP in Oak Brook. I think we should all hurry over there before she has to leave back to LA.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/european-and-asian-massages-grand-opening-22/6672228[/url]

[/QUOTE]If my memory serves me correctly, she has popped up a couple of times for this MP in Oak Brook over the past couple months. When will they learn.

[QUOTE=Mohave; 1114754]I believe she is gone for good!

Unable to get her every time. [/QUOTE]I did see another girl there (a good looking spinner) last time I was getting a tune up from Sunny about two weeks ago. Perhaps that was Ling?

FS

Anna must have hit the bricks or move on in the AMP circuit. However, Sonny is the new #1, and is fun and a nice add-on to the establishment. Young is not bad, but I'm looking for a new AMP though as there has got to be one.

[QUOTE=Amping Around;1114348]Not sure if she is still there. She has been there for quite a while. PM for details.[/QUOTE]Due to recent posting I decided to give Maple another try. Called ahead and verified Sunny would be available. Got there and was brought to room. Into room comes Young, Sunny not available can I give you massage? I decided not to make a scene and let it go. TS very good. Massage was good. Again she was kneeling on my back working things out. Hand roaming was fine. On the flip again HR only available for under $. Would not budge off that. Negotiation futile. So we proceeded from there. Finish was good,

Session spent. 7 cover. 5 tip. Session almost on 1 hour mark. While the session was above average the price for what I am looking for is beyond my comfort level. So you live and learn, I am stuck driving into the city.

[QUOTE=Kda Kodiac; 1116715]Due to recent posting I decided to give Maple another try. Called ahead and verified Sunny would be available. Got there and was brought to room. Into room comes Young, Sunny not available can I give you massage? I decided not to make a scene and let it go. TS very good. Massage was good. Again she was kneeling on my back working things out. Hand roaming was fine. On the flip again HR only available for under $. Would not budge off that. Negotiation futile. So we proceeded from there. Finish was good,

Session spent. 7 cover. 5 tip. Session almost on 1 hour mark. While the session was above average the price for what I am looking for is beyond my comfort level. So you live and learn, I am stuck driving into the city. [/QUOTE]Last couple times I have been to Maple, had a girl who told me he name was "Sue-Me", not even sure of spelling. She even made me say her name back to her so I had it right. In fact, I remember having had a session with her last spring. Could this be Sonny? Maybe someone out there knows. She is a nice girl, but service was pretty average.

As for Yung, you pretty much summed it up. Again, nice girl, very attractive. Can be very moody at times, and sometimes is more concerned about her tip than anything else.

I think most people go to Maple with high expectations, but the reality is something different.

[QUOTE=Peter North 9; 1118408]Last couple times I have been to Maple, had a girl who told me he name was "Sue-Me", not even sure of spelling. She even made me say her name back to her so I had it right. In fact, I remember having had a session with her last spring. Could this be Sonny? Maybe someone out there knows. She is a nice girl, but service was pretty average.

As for Yung, you pretty much summed it up. Again, nice girl, very attractive. Can be very moody at times, and sometimes is more concerned about her tip than anything else.

I think most people go to Maple with high expectations, but the reality is something different. [/QUOTE]You are right,"Sue-Me" was there last spring.

She comes back Maple to replace Anna.

Actually I like "Sue-Me" more than other gals at M*

Anna has been gone for a long while.

Most of my AMP and LMP in the city have either been shut or have gone downhill, so I tried for some Dupage action. Unfortunately, struck out.

First off, I've almost NEVER had a problem with at least HE on a first visit.

During the week at 8pm, I stopped otu in Villa Park on St. Charles Road.. Massage w / Coco (sp?).6 for the hour- Saw them in the bodyrub section of BP, so thought may be a chance. First off, no table shower at this joint? I usually use shower as a keyword when I search, but I must've confused my listings. Coco was probably 50 or so (but who knows w / asians) and not very attractive, and kinda chunkier than I usually like. Right to the massage which was probably a 6 on the legit scale. While face down, I ran my hand up her leg and to her butt with no resistance, so thought things were okay. On the flip, guided hand and said it was okay, and was flat out rejected. She told me to take care of myself. While I eventually did that, she tickled near the boys and one of my nipples. After trying a few more times, I gave up. Tipped. 2 and was on my way. Total damage. An hour and. 8 She complained business was slow, and now I can see why.

Saturday mid-day went to Wheaton. This one I checked for shower on my phone before driving over. Never even got the girl's name. They had a table shower, which was such a small room, it wan't even funny. ON the shower flip, she covered the junk w / a small towel. I tried to be sure she washed the boys, but you'd swear it was a snake (literally) the way she pulled away. Massage was probably an 8 on the legit scale and she kept pretty good w / time. 40 minutes working on my back, then a nice hot towel wipe down and a few minutes on the front. 55 minutes total and she announced she is done and will wait for me outside. She sprang from the room like a sprinter. She was right out the door w / a bottle of water when I was clothed.

Total w / the shower was. 85, I paid. 9 at the door and she kept my change until the end, when she tried to give it back, I told her to keep it so my total w / tip and shower was. 9 I rationalized that it should have been a. 6 massage at most for which I would've tipped. 20 so she came out ahead in my eyes.

I have the # of a mature latina in the area, but she didn't answer on Saturday. I haven't tried her yet, but that's probably my next option in the area.

I'll go back and read more about this area, but can anyone PM me w / a better solution in this area.

Happy hunting,

NWBG

[QUOTE=Johnis; 1118502]You are right,"Sue-Me" was there last spring.

She comes back Maple to replace Anna.

Actually I like "Sue-Me" more than other gals at M*

Anna has been gone for a long while.[/QUOTE]Is that they want too much and offering too little, no negotiations. Maybe Sonny or "Sue-Me" will be better but definitely not Young although she's one of the prettier ones.

I would try A*e or Ki*g, you might have better luck there. Higher mileage but better customer service.

Had a dream I visited maple this afternoon and got Sunny. Not a bad massage, but a little put off by the fact the madassan (sp?) gave me the TS. The flip was noteworthy but overall the session was shorter than my first experience there with Y.