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Sorry to hear Sizzler went down. I was up in the area last Tuesday and the OPEN sign was up. I have not had any success worth mentioning since the place near Downtown got shut down.
Hopefully something will turn up.
Hobby safe!
I've been lurking this bulletin board for several years. Like many SB mongers, I find that the drive to Oxnard is not always offset by the price and quality, although one is assured of finding what one seeks.
I lamented the departure of the Aero Camino AMP 2 years ago, and the LE closure of the Arrellaga AMP after only a few months of operations, soon after that but in the latter instance, locating in a residential neighborhood is just bad business.
I won't miss the Sizzler, never felt the service was good. SB has been lean for a year.
There is a new place mentioned in a few other posts that has me excited after a few visits. I am one that is reluctant to identify current hotspots by name or location for fear of bringing attention to the wrong people. There's an eletion for sheriff coming up and the incumbent probably wants to score points right about now. Identifying it as a new place narrows it down alot,
This new place has the potential to be great - cute, young Chinese girls from LA, clean facility, and maybe not as rushed as others felt. I got the GFE treatement twice by two different providers. The massage was good, too. I hope it lasts. Santa Barbara prices don't seem so bad when gas to Oxnard and back is $30, not to mention the time on the road.
Stopped by the 'Habit' a week or so ago and had a fun session with a cute C girl.
Enjoyed the table shower - she was wide eyed, but way too big and hard bolt-ons. They were at least 'c''s, she was only 5'2" and quite slim - she told me she was 26.
Nice soft skin and narrow hips..Gave a so-so massage, on the flip she asked what I wanted - ok FS, not alot of action, lots of fake moaning and groaning - I got bored and had her give me a CBJ to get off - she would not do BB.
Tipped .8 and went on my way. The table shower was fun, but I don't know that I will be back soon. Slim pickins in SB.
I found out today that my all time favorite provider is gone.
She worked the place on Hollister and her skills were exemplary.
She became increasingly popular, and I often had to wait to see her.
Often there was someone waiting after me. That's one reason I didn't rave about her here. She was a true gem.
Beauty and Passion. Great service.
I tried a new girl today, she was slim and pretty, gave a pretty good massage. But her FS was full of limitations or off limits. Perhaps perfunctory would best explain it.
Also the place smelled of cigarette smoke when I walked in. Not a good thing, in those unventilated rooms.
Jurassic
Too bad,
It was Candy who I saw at the 'Habit" last month. It is slim in SB.
Does anyone have anything to report about Santa Maria??
Looked like 'Habit' was closed this week. Ended up going down to Ventura...
Looks like everything is closing up in SB. I went by the place on State Street a few times this week. Each time looked all closed up.
I am up in SLO county in Morro Bay. Is really true that this is closest forum to cover Morro Bay??? S.B. is damn far away. I have been hunting around by in other threads and can't find any mention of Morro Bay and surrounding area, except for here. After exploring this board and CL, went to the only AMP I could find in the area. Everything looks like it action can be had there -- and I guarantee someone gets it there. But I didn't. Just a 1/5 hour massage for $40 (that is $40 not $140) plus a $10 tip after confirmed no action was to be had -- but had left $40 on the tip indicating it would be a tip. May try another another time, as I am sure there is at least HR available there.
Any help here? Anyone have experience up here or read this thread from here? And why isn't there a SLO county thread??
Not any action in Morro Bay that know of. Santa Maria has a AMP with some action. Check out Santa Maria Times Classified "massage" it's on Broadway. Sorry, no other info, I don't get up there much. If you hear of something let me know.
[QUOTE=Malo]Not any action in Morro Bay that know of. Santa Maria has a AMP with some action. Check out Santa Maria Times Classified "massage" it's on Broadway. Sorry, no other info, I don't get up there much. If you hear of something let me know.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Malo. BTW, I did go back the the Morro Bay AMP. Again, no action, just a good massage (really was a good massage for an AMP -- I think she is legitimately trained/certified). I am 100% confident that somebody gets an HR release there. This is place is just massage, and obviously caters to men (and another middle-aged white guy arrived as I was leaving). I suspect it takes a couple of trips to break the ice -- probably also scared with the recent bust in Atascadero as I have been reading about all week. So for locals, it may not be a bad option if you're willing to make the investment. But the pay off is probably not great -- I doubt it is any more than a hand release from a woman in her late 40s at best. Thanks again for the advice, Malo.
don't know about AMPs but have read about some memorable providers in SLO area. They include Danielle, SLOFSBM (on my list) and a few others that join on some of the dicussions on sfredbook. Sandy out of ventura (one of the best providers I have ever seen. Super milf) also has started travelling up there on a regular basis.
Is the place on Modoc past La Cumbra, 'Alternative Health' ?? or something like that (back in the office park). Is that still around and worth going to? Any more details on the place in Goleta? I am just trying to plan my schedule and figure out if I should hit up an AMP while in S.B. or proceed down to L.A.
BTW - thanks Mike for the heads-up on Redbook providers.
UPDATE - the post from Labiameister on the other thread answers my question. They did that plastic bag thing with me, too. WTF is up with that???
A couple of weeks ago I visited the El Mercado place on a Friday night at 9 p.m. The provider was really cute and wearing a nice easy access outfit.
I forget her name, but she was working with Ko Ko who was also sexy in a black nightie type dress.
Did a 45 min. session, and massaged her legs and butt while she worked on my back. 5 min. later she switched to soft touch of the nether regions.
Flipped, said I'd liked FS, she wanted donations up front. "How much you give me?" wanted to give her my usual .8 but offered 1.0 since new girl, in less familiar place. She tells me it's usually 1.2! I display empty wallet, she says, "O.K."
Finishes undressing. Really nice body. Firm C cups, probably bolt ons.
She installs the cover, slathers it with oil and jumps on the table - skipping the cbj.
I mentioned this to her, but wrote it off, since I was quite turned on by her body. Proceeded to mish, than doggy, cow girl - she was really watching herself in the mirror.
Actually I recall that in my excitement, I launched my load, while she was riding cowgirl, but continued to enjoy her for another 10 minutes, while I still had wood.
When we were done, I noted that we still had 15 minutes left to do massage: She said "No, I'm too tired, next time I'll give you more time." (Yeah right.)
So I left, and went to the Creekside Bar and heard an excellent cover band.
Their rendition of the Beatle's 'Strawberry Fields Forever' drew me in.
Flirted with a bunch of babes who were dancing with no inhibition. Girls also working the stripper pole. I was massaging one gal's back, climbed up to her neck, and she stopped me because it felt too good and she didn't know me.
Jurassic
Intrigued by how cute and sexy the two providers I had seen a couple of weeks ago; I returned to the El Mercado yesterday at 4:30 p.m.
The parking lot was packed, there are so many offices and businesses in that area. Usually I'm there evenings or weekends when most places are closed.
Found a spot in front of a Tailoring shop up the hill.
Another monger was seated in the waiting area; informed me they told him there could be a one hour wait. Jackie came out and greeted me, said it would be a while. Lulu was the other girl that day.
The fellow monger seemed friendly at first, decided to compare notes.
He wasn't aware of the Foot bath place on Ontare, or the Hamburger Habit spot.
I asked him if Full Service donations were typically 1.0 and he answered stating the house fees, .4 for 1/2 etc. LOL
So we waited in silence, I noticed the fake foliage, and heard some soft moaning action going on in the rooms.
After about 25 minutes, Jackie was ready for me, I pointed to the other guy, since he was there first, she said he was waiting for Lu Lu.
When I saw Lu Lu in the hallway, I could see why- she was the younger, prettier of the two.
At this point I considered bailing, but having invested that much time, decided to see it through.
Actually Jackie's face and body aren't too bad. Probably in her late 30's or early 40s. Did a half hour session. Didn't waste any time feeing her up when she was standing at the head of the table. Hard on the back(really medium touch) quickly shifted to soft at the tail end.
Same routine, wanted donation up front. 1.0, I said I wanted really good service. I asked her to get completely naked; none of that pull the skirt up, and bra down shenanigans.
Installed the cover and she told me to lie on the table.
Gave a vigorous cbj. Than she jumped on cowgirl and immediately started pounding really hard and fast. I had to slow her down, since I wanted a longer ride - not a slam bam. She starts telling me she loves it hard and fast, and that she doesn't get off if it's slow! I remind her that I'm the one who made the donation.
So I tell her to climb off, which she does reluctantly.
Proceed to take her doggy, fingering her clit and rubbing her starfish.
She starts to moan like she's digging it. Than some mish. Once I settled into my routine, and the intial rush of being in the pussy, I was able to ride a good while, getting harder and faster. We finished doggy, with loud slapping noises and her surprised moans, as I gave it to her harder than she expected.
She had a pretty raunchy, pornstar kind of attitude, which was fun.
But her really nasty Caesarian scar was a turn off. I've seen those scars before, but her's was particularly gnarly.Also a weird quarter sized tattoo on her chest, perhaps to cover up what looked like she might have been stabbed once.The cigarette breath was also a turn off.
(man I don't sound very compassionate here.)
Now I realize it might have been better doing her with her clothes pulled up, covering the scars.
So we showered up, and on to the next customer.
I felt kind of disappointed by this whole episode, everything seemed so mechanical, like being on an assembly line.
L 6.5 clothed, 4.5 naked
A 6
S 7.5
Strange paradox: On the one hand, I got the FS I wanted for around what I expected 1.4 total damage. On the other hand I feel like I took one for the team.
I guess I've had some really good luck with the other providers I've had this last year.
Jurassic
couple weeks ago I went to the place by the habit. Now I realized why I didn't want to go back there first time. I got myself this girl, she seems okay, she wore pants, I should've said no on this one. There were a couple girls when I came in, I've seen the other one before. I don't remember their names though as usually they can't even pronounce their name right! I was able to get a handshake, apparently they don't keep cover around.
The service was not great, but the door fee is cheaper than oxnard places. I'm beginning to get tired of this high fee-get nothing kind of service. It's probably cheaper and better service having a girlfriend, it's Santa Barbara, there are plenty of hot girls.
I left that place unsatisfied.
[QUOTE=WebDog] UPDATE - the post from Labiameister on the other thread answers my question. They did that plastic bag thing with me, too. WTF is up with that???[/QUOTE]The following on a recent LA bust may answer the question. F'ing hilarious if you ask me:
Six charged after O.C. investigation turns up ring of 10 brothels
By H.G. Reza, Times Staff Writer
2:31 PM PDT, March 22, 2007
Six people were in custody today and charged with pimping and operating 10 brothels staffed by Chinese prostitutes.
Law enforcement officials said the ring was broken up after a three-year investigation by local and federal agencies in the largest such investigation in Orange County. The ring, which police suspect may have included 30 brothels, also allegedly operated in Los Angeles and Riverside counties.
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The brothels, operated by five Chinese nationals and an American, were advertised as acupuncture centers and massage parlors, but sex was the only service offered, Orange County Dist. Atty. Tony Rackauckas said at a news conference today.
In an apparent effort to economize, customers were asked to use plastic food wrap instead of condoms. Jian Shi, a 49-year-old Montebello resident and ringleader, purchased 7,500 square feet of plastic wrap over a two-month period, said Rackauckas.
"I really don't think about [plastic food wrap] in the same way anymore," the district attorney said.
[QUOTE=Jurassic]A couple of weeks ago I visited the El Mercado place on a Friday night at 9 p.m. The provider was really cute and wearing a nice easy access outfit.
I forget her name, but she was working with Ko Ko who was also sexy in a black nightie type dress.
Did a 45 min. session, and massaged her legs and butt while she worked on my back. 5 min. later she switched to soft touch of the nether regions.
Flipped, said I'd liked FS, she wanted donations up front. "How much you give me?" wanted to give her my usual .8 but offered 1.0 since new girl, in less familiar place. She tells me it's usually 1.2! I display empty wallet, she says, "O.K."
Finishes undressing. Really nice body. Firm C cups, probably bolt ons.
She installs the cover, slathers it with oil and jumps on the table - skipping the cbj.
I mentioned this to her, but wrote it off, since I was quite turned on by her body. Proceeded to mish, than doggy, cow girl - she was really watching herself in the mirror.
Actually I recall that in my excitement, I launched my load, while she was riding cowgirl, but continued to enjoy her for another 10 minutes, while I still had wood.
When we were done, I noted that we still had 15 minutes left to do massage: She said "No, I'm too tired, next time I'll give you more time." (Yeah right.)
So I left, and went to the Creekside Bar and heard an excellent cover band.
Their rendition of the Beatle's 'Strawberry Fields Forever' drew me in.
Flirted with a bunch of babes who were dancing with no inhibition. Girls also working the stripper pole. I was massaging one gal's back, climbed up to her neck, and she stopped me because it felt too good and she didn't know me.
Jurassic[/QUOTE]Thanks for the posts Jurassic, good reports enjoyable to read.
Stopped by a few weeks ago in the late afternoon. Saw Tiffany - early 40's soso looks.
Took a self-shower and she popped in. Seemed nice and decent English skills. Took my own cover, blah blah - very accomedating - tipped .8 - said she was working the usual 10 days and would be back this month.
I guess I would repeat if staying in the SB area - otherwise Ox has more options.
I met an older woman named Wendy (she may have changed her name) she was about 50 year old Chinese and now she is in Santa Maria. She has dark skin and she was a doctor in China. She doesn't speak English well but she is so sweet. If you know a woman that meet these decriptions please give me her working address in Santa Maria!
I found this in the paper: $35 off on 2 1-hrs. Nurturing; blissful. Free extra. 14 yrs exp. True to You 698-5861
Any info?
I found some FS here in the El Mercado with Tina. $.40 half + $ tip.
The other day at Mercado, I saw the other girl, forget her name:
One thing: I booked a 45 min. session and she even pointed to the clock hands to show me how long I'd get. I also started the stop watch timer on my watch when she was out of the room.
I noticed the plastic cover on the clock was missing.
Sure enough when it was all over, including a shower after the event, my stop watch indicated only 35 min. used. Yet the clock read 45 min. or more.
I think they may be playing games with the clock, moving the hands forwards 10 min. especially when others waiting. They could easily do this during the massage when we are face down.
I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results
Good times however.
[QUOTE=Jurassic]I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results[/QUOTE]
I do.
Most of my watches are the chronograph style and have the timer ring that just ratchets around the bezel. I set it at the zero mark when I'm down on the table, and let the session begin.
Only once have I been "shorted" on a session, and that was only about 10 minutes or so. I would have called her on it, but it was a non-issue by that point.
I hadn't been to the mercado in about 6 months or longer. I decided to return about 3 weeks ago. I showed up a bit late. Tiffany greated me and showed me to a room. She offered a 30 min session. I decided to come back the next day instead. I asked Tiffany if she would be working the next day and I didn't quite follow her response. But I figured it really didn't matter too much.
I returned a couple of days later and was greated by another girl named "She-She" (Xixi in Chinese). I noticed that she was unusually shapley for most parlor girls I have seen but I didn't want to get to excited (it is dark in there, and I've had a bait and switch happen before) so I went with the routine of getting into the room and setting up the session. I decided for a 30 min sessions since I figured I would ease back into this parlor scene. I was happy to see that Xixi did come back for the session. She gives a above average massage with a firm touch and uses her arms to cover large areas. Also a good light touch to proceed the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ. I was a little delight and surprised (since most girls just questionly do the HJ motion). I was there for a HJ but wished that I had brought more for FS. We agreed on. 6 (she did NOT ask for the money up front). She immediately pulled off her top to reveal some great the cup tits. She then pulled off her shorts and turned around for some lube as I massaged her great looking ass. With that T and A she is one of the most shaply parlor girls I have met. She had a great touch and I popped quicker than I usually do. After feeling her tits I confirmed that they were implants. But she must have been a see cup because the implants were not that large. She is a very hot looking Chinese lady. I went back the next day for FS. She asked $. 2 which is high but she was firm about the price. She did a girlish giggle when I asked if $ was ok. She is so pleasant that I went ahead with the $. 2. She was definitely worth it. One of the best rides I have ever gotten at an AMP. She got on top for 3 variations of CG. One where she grinded on me and I thought I could not hold on. Then we moved to Doggie and then finnished in mish. She bent over me so I could release on her tits. She is very sexual and eager. I was definitely pleased. She said she was leaving on July 14. But I think I also undestood that she would be back in a few weeks. Her english was harder than usual to understand (it was the words she used that didn't quite make sense NOT her pronunciation).
I went back to the mercado about a week ago. Knowing that Xixi wasn't going to be there I didn't expect a memorable experience. I was greated by Tiffany again (guess that she was back from her rotation) and settled for a 45 min FS session. Tiffany is not Xixi by far. About 10 years older (maybe mid 40's) and typical thin, A-be cup Chinese girl. She did try to put out an effort and remembered me from the first time (repeats sometimes help). She didn't ride me half as well as Xixi but I really rammed into her in mish. She took it all in stride and kept moaning like it was her first time. She went about 15 min over with me and did a neck, shoulder, scalp massage after my pop and hot towel clean up. I tossed in an extra. 4 for her efforts. I probably won't go back for FS with her but would go for a rub and tug.
I hadn't been to the mercado in about 6 months or longer. I decided to return about 3 weeks ago. I showed up a bit late. Tiffany greated me and showed me to a room. She offered a 30 min session. I decided to come back the next day instead. I asked Tiffany if she would be working the next day and I didn't quite follow her response. But I figured it really didn't matter too much.
I returned a couple of days later and was greated by another girl named "She-She" (Xixi in Chinese). I noticed that she was unusually shapley for most parlor girls I have seen but I didn't want to get to excited (it is dark in there, and I've had a bait and switch happen before) so I went with the routine of getting into the room and setting up the session. I decided for a 30 min sessions since I figured I would ease back into this parlor scene. I was happy to see that Xixi did come back for the session. She gives a above average massage with a firm touch and uses her arms to cover large areas. Also a good light touch to proceed the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ. I was a little delight and surprised (since most girls just questionly do the HJ motion). I was there for a HJ but wished that I had brought more for FS. We agreed on. 6 (she did NOT ask for the money up front). She immediately pulled off her top to reveal some great the cup tits. She then pulled off her shorts and turned around for some lube as I massaged her great looking ass. With that T and A she is one of the most shaply parlor girls I have met. She had a great touch and I popped quicker than I usually do. After feeling her tits I confirmed that they were implants. But she must have been a see cup because the implants were not that large. She is a very hot looking Chinese lady. I went back the next day for FS. She asked $. 2 which is high but she was firm about the price. She did a girlish giggle when I asked if $ was ok. She is so pleasant that I went ahead with the $. 2. She was definitely worth it. One of the best rides I have ever gotten at an AMP. She got on top for 3 variations of CG. One where she grinded on me and I thought I could not hold on. Then we moved to Doggie and then finnished in mish. She bent over me so I could release on her tits. She is very sexual and eager. I was definitely pleased. She said she was leaving on July 14. But I think I also undestood that she would be back in a few weeks. Her english was harder than usual to understand (it was the words she used that didn't quite make sense NOT her pronunciation).
I went back to the mercado about a week ago. Knowing that Xixi wasn't going to be there I didn't expect a memorable experience. I was greated by Tiffany again (guess that she was back from her rotation) and settled for a 45 min FS session. Tiffany is not Xixi by far. About 10 years older (maybe mid 40's) and typical thin, A-be cup Chinese girl. She did try to put out an effort and remembered me from the first time (repeats sometimes help). She didn't ride me half as well as Xixi but I really rammed into her in mish. She took it all in stride and kept moaning like it was her first time. She went about 15 min over with me and did a neck, shoulder, scalp massage after my pop and hot towel clean up. I tossed in an extra. 4 for her efforts. I probably won't go back for FS with her but would go for a rub and tug.
I saw signs "For Lease" on footbath today. That was one of the best AMPs in town. I'm gonna miss it.
M2
[QUOTE=Monger 2]I saw signs "For Lease" on footbath today. That was one of the best AMPs in town. I'm gonna miss it.
M2[/QUOTE]For the past two weeks there have been advertisments for this place. It may be down but not out.
Surfnk9
[QUOTE=Hampster]I found this in the paper: $35 off on 2 1-hrs. Nurturing; blissful. Free extra. 14 yrs exp. True to You 698-5861
Any info?[/QUOTE]This lady is Japanese and the $35 off is on 2 1-hour one hour sessions paid up front with $35 off. This is not a sexual message. She will do a hand job in a half hour at session for $1, fully clothed and no touhy feely.
I dont think she is very busy.
SBCABUD
[QUOTE=Sbcabud]This lady is Japanese and the $35 off is on 2 1-hour one hour sessions paid up front with $35 off. This is not a sexual message. She will do a hand job in a half hour at session for $1, fully clothed and no touhy feely.
I dont think she is very busy.
SBCABUD[/QUOTE]I had the same experience. No touching fully clothed. HJ at end.
I was in room two and noticed the clock without the cover. I did not experience the same issue as you did.
Saw Tiffany and had a good time. More often than not, IMHO the second time around is not as good as the first - this was not the case this time
[QUOTE=Jurassic]The other day at Mercado, I saw the other girl, forget her name:
One thing: I booked a 45 min. session and she even pointed to the clock hands to show me how long I'd get. I also started the stop watch timer on my watch when she was out of the room.
I noticed the plastic cover on the clock was missing.
Sure enough when it was all over, including a shower after the event, my stop watch indicated only 35 min. used. Yet the clock read 45 min. or more.
I think they may be playing games with the clock, moving the hands forwards 10 min. especially when others waiting. They could easily do this during the massage when we are face down.
I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results
Good times however.[/QUOTE]
Went to mercado today and saw a new girl. Been there for about a week. First time up in Santa Barbara. She was in New York before. Service was ok. Not up to par with the girls that have been there recently. I will probably wait a few weeks before going back to see who else is getting put into rotation and find out if any of the past girls are comming back.
Stopped by Mercado again and say Gigi?
Mid-30's girl with medium sized bolt-ons - petite with a great butt. Very sexy with decent English skills -
Tough and rough massage, upon the flip, decided on it all. I thought I had a cover in my bag, but did not. She was the perfect size I like and wanted to screw, but had to use their wrap....you cannot feel a thing...there is something to be said about condoms rather than plastic wrap that is wrapped around and around.
Anyhow, finished our business and will never leave home without a glove...overall a good experience - I would repeat.
Well, I took one for the group. There's a reason why they advertise as the least expensive. Nice masasage but that's all!
[QUOTE=Malo]Well, I took one for the group. There's a reason why they advertise as the least expensive. Nice masasage but that's all![/QUOTE]I have been eyeing that location. Very busy- very open. Things getting too tight in this town.
M2
The first 2/3rds of my second encounter with Christy was pretty good. The last 1/3 was awful when she started acting like the cleanup crew at the hotel by Adelita's bar:
After a decent 10 min. massage and 15 min. of CBJ, and CFS in the two most basic positions: Mish and K9. all for a standard 1.4;
She had the audacity to knock several times on the shower door while I was cleaning up, for all of 5 minutes. Than I had to send her out the room as I finished drying off and dressed. I even locked her out!
Such rudeness is unexcusable, considering how much money I just gave her for very little of her time. She claimed she would get in trouble with the management if I was there for 40 min.
I actually asked for a 45 min. session in the beginning which she refused!
As I left, I said, "Shame on you for such rudeness."
I also told her I'd "like to speak to the management about their policy."
Jurassic
[QUOTE=Malo]Well, I took one for the group. There's a reason why they advertise as the least expensive. Nice masasage but that's all![/QUOTE]Yep. Same experience. I was even standing at attention on the flip, and she just covered it with a towel. Massage good though.
[QUOTE=Pluncknow]Yep. Same experience. I was even standing at attention on the flip, and she just covered it with a towel. Massage good though. [/QUOTE]I had same experience- had to try it.
Got room with window in the door. Never had a good massage in a place with window on door. Massage was OK, but not great. She was very busy keeping the towel over me. Ending sucked. Then she asked for tip. Had nothing smaller than .1, wanted to only give 0.5 but gave it to her to keep my karma in check.
M2
Christy = bad.
Ask for someone else. She does have a sexy look, but she is not very nice, no effort, it's all about how much she can get from you for doing as little as possible.
Do yourself a favor and ask for someone else....Like her look? Then go on ahead - you've been warned. I think it's time to give this place a break until she goes away.
Anyone try Touch advertized in the News Press?