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Lex - You may be right about the motives of the sellers. And I'm not a shill for them but I was intrigued by quality of the doll itself. Unfortunately, the company only makes the big-busted Sophie model. No petite, Asian types.
[url]http://www.mechadoll.com/products.html[/url]
Drew
Check out [url]www.realdoll.com[/url] for the asian model. The price will get you many visits to an AMP though!
[QUOTE=Drew Park]Lex - You may be right about the motives of the sellers. And I'm not a shill for them but I was intrigued by quality of the doll itself. Unfortunately, the company only makes the big-busted Sophie model. No petite, Asian types.
[url]http://www.mechadoll.com/products.html[/url]
Drew[/QUOTE]
Make her CCL with needle marks, rotten teeth, and get it to geek; I'll buy one!:)
I once built a robot woman out of sheet metal, an Etch-a-Sketch, a Lite Brite, and some old kitchen appliances. Once a month, the damned thing would send me to the store for a box of Brillo pads. :(
Well, LoveLOST:
I've got me car issues, Bench has got $ issues. I've got some extra money, Bench can fix cars. Maybe we could put our bald heads together and....
make an ass of ourselves.
Here is the European mechadoll.
[url]http://www.mechadoll.fr/index.html?lang=fr&target=d12.html[/url]
I would suggest add-ons allowing the poupee to talk, moan, contract vaginally, ask for money, and perform bodily functions.
Rapid
Lex has checked out the Real Doll website. Hate to say it, but it appears that this industry has co-opted the business model of Microsoft. For instance, you will need an upgrade in order to get one with a hairy snatch.
I've done some research into and thinking about this industry and here are my startling conclusions:
1.) These dolls are smuggled into the U.S. across the Mexican border by hiding them in watermelons. They are removed from the melons in San Antonio and inflated. From SAT, they are moved by Greyhound into the major cities of the U.S. This industry is run by the N. Korean mafia with help from arab terror organizations who supply venture capital. The goal is to make American males dependent upon the high quality sex which they can't get from American females. A secondary goal is to take jobs from American females who would love to have the jobs the dolls fill.
2.) The U.S. government and various vigilante groups have concentrated so hard upon stopping undocumented border crossers, that they have completely overlooked this dangerous phenomenon. This presents an opportunity for civic minded individuals in major American cities. They would be doing everyone a favor if they would check all sex providers and determine whether or not the providers are flesh and blood providers or in fact plastic blow up providers.
3.) If you prefer unshaven pussy, you are encouraged to carry a sterilized merkin or other form of cod piece with you. The vendor considered making hairy snatch the default but decided that this could be dangerous. A person who decided to shave the hirsute pussy of a doll would risk injury to themselves if the doll were to explode catastrophically.
Stand by for other revelations as this story develops.
LexLuther
[url]http://www.realdoll.com/[/url]
Can order it WITH a bush too!
JJ
Obviously this is the real sex slave trade that the government was trying to crack down on. As these real dolls are so authentic looking and near perfect, they could easily mistake our local AMP girls for these dolls.
Too bad, since even the RealDolls are consenting adults (this could be a point of argument I'm sure) but they missed their mark trying to crack down on our local massuesses.
RealDolls are people too! Just because they don't have green cards or speak very good english (well I don't think they speak at all, at least without a lawyer present) shouldn't deny them rights!
Happy New Year folks.
[QUOTE=Sleazebum][url]http://www.realdoll.com/[/url]
Can order it WITH a bush too!
JJ[/QUOTE]
But the French ones come with hairy legs and armpits...standard!
Let me be the first monger to wish many of you happy fucking new year!
For those making resolutions, may I suggest a solution to broken ones: Do not make the kind that require willpower or socially respectable behavior to fullfill e.g. quitting some bad habit like drinking or mongering. It won't work.
I resolve to have sex with as many women as I can, as often as I can. Now that is a resolution I may be able to keep...
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]
Well, LoveLOST:
I've got me car issues, Bench has got $ issues. I've got some extra money, Bench can fix cars. Maybe we could put our bald heads together and....
make an ass of ourselves.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Bench Seats Rock]
LL, what do you say we meet up at the last place we saw each other and have ourselves a little flesh for fantasy party? You know I'm bringing my goodie bag and a bottle of Julio - hell, I may even bring a copy of my nominated submission to the academy so we have something to watch while we're resting between heart attacks.[/QUOTE]That's it. Enough already. I am convinced!!!!
[b]Let's have a RT![/b]
Actually BSR drew some mental pictures for me--he is quite creative in his deprvity. Therefore we have gotten our bald heads together and sketched out some plans. We have a date in mind, just not a time or location...yet. Yes, it includes a lot of flesh and the realization of several fantasies. The reports from the Amp closing RT were deleted (presumably by accident), but it may be because it really was over the edge. Those in attendance will either be scarred for life, or will have memories of an all out orgy that will persist until dementia robs us of even those pleasures. Can we top that one?
Hint: Follow LL's lead and sample all the ladies at the RT.
Another resolution I think I can keep. I just hope we can hold out until the RT... Doubt it. Are we there yet?
Trusted ones can PM me or Bench for the date (late in the month) and let's put our bald heads together and make this a RT to remember.
LL
Lex -- that is fucking hilarious
LL, Bench,
Is that a prerequsite for the RT? LOL or some hair is ok?
PC out
Happy New Years fellow mongers. Can a brotha that has started to loose his hair and gets it cut real short to hide the upcoming baldness join. Or is this purely a shiny head, no pun intended meet up.
LOL
Oh and FYI Fincar can be prescribed by your doctor to slow the baldness process. Funny thing I read up on it on a mens hair loss message board.
Thank you internet. Hehe.
My New Years resolution is definitely to take better care of myself like working out. And since i'm such a lard ass I always work up a sweat mongering with those tiny petite fit korean girls ;)
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Let me be the first monger to wish many of you happy fucking new year!
For those making resolutions, may I suggest a solution to broken ones: Do not make the kind that require willpower or socially respectable behavior to fullfill e.g. quitting some bad habit like drinking or mongering. It won't work.
I resolve to have sex with as many women as I can, as often as I can. Now that is a resolution I may be able to keep...
That's it. Enough already. I am convinced!!!!
[b]Let's have a RT![/b]
Actually BSR drew some mental pictures for me--he is quite creative in his deprvity. Therefore we have gotten our bald heads together and sketched out some plans. We have a date in mind, just not a time or location...yet. Yes, it includes a lot of flesh and the realization of several fantasies. The reports from the Amp closing RT were deleted (presumably by accident), but it may be because it really was over the edge. Those in attendance will either be scarred for life, or will have memories of an all out orgy that will persist until dementia robs us of even those pleasures. Can we top that one?
Hint: Follow LL's lead and sample all the ladies at the RT.
Another resolution I think I can keep. I just hope we can hold out until the RT... Doubt it. Are we there yet?
Trusted ones can PM me or Bench for the date (late in the month) and let's put our bald heads together and make this a RT to remember.
LL
Lex -- that is fucking hilarious[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mack287]But don't you think some of these spa videos would be circulating out there if this was a common practice?[/QUOTE]
How's this for circulation?
[url]www.ama10.com[/url]
[QUOTE=Drew Park]But the French ones come with hairy legs and armpits...standard![/QUOTE]
RealDoll + ASIMO = HOBOTS
I may have a chance to visit the DC area later this year and of course did some research on the thread to see what was going on in the AMPs. The idea of ending up on the internet in a video has dampened my enthusiasm a little. I have heard rumors of other places that may or may not be recording both audio and video, but never paid it much mind. Of course I suppose I can take comfort in the fact that I am so ugly that no one in their right mind would pay to watch a porn video starring me. Sounds like quite a racket they had going though. Anyone willing to PM me with some info to use on my visit?
Broome333,
Do your research on this site. Select one. Call and make sure it's open. When you get there ask about cameras, perhaps telling them the story. Pick a lively girl with a smile on her face. Doesn't have to be the best looking girl in the place.
Ask her for her name and tell her yours. Use her name several times and commit it to memory. Tell her you think she's special and that you'll be back to see her.
Be clean when you arrive and take another shower if it's offered. This way the girl will know you are really clean. It also helps to form a bond and to show her that cleanliness is as important to you as it is to her. Try to be pleasant if you can. You could even offer a small gift to mamasan and the woker whom you draw. Put your generous but reasonable tip on the nightstand under your watch.
Once the lady gets started, let her know what you like. When the finale has started, be kind and gentle, concerned with the girl's comfort and safety. Tell her this is the best experience you have had in a while.
If you feel you have been shorted, complain to the mamasan on your way out.
LexLuther
I figured there was a glut of information about other establishments and decided to contribute something new by going to IHC. Went by late afternoon on Friday and drew Sophia. She's thin, 5'6"ish, natural healthy B's, long black hair, and mid 30's. Found out later she's half Korean and half Chinese (I think that's what she said). Looks were a solid 7 in all categories (maybe a little higher in the face) for me.
OK TS, pretty good massage, was open to the works although I've recently been having issues making it through the whole event due to getting too damn worked up.
I didn't experience anything above and beyond, but she was very eager to please, and provided a very enjoyable session. Standard fees applied.
Saw 1 other provider at the place when we were walking around - that one was similar height and skinny with larger cups, but not as pretty. Didn't get her name
Only odd thing about the experience, was that I wasn't asked for the house fee until after the shower back in the room - that was new. This was also the first place with the little valuable bag and shower slippers.
PM for any more info if necessary - but don't ask for directions or location. If I can find it so can you.
[QUOTE=HotFootTeddy]I figured there was a glut of information about other establishments and decided to contribute something new by going to IHC...
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PM for any more info if necessary - but don't ask for directions or location. If I can find it so can you.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to the DC board! The above is the kind of post I like to see--going to a new spa SO THAT he can contribute something that is lacking. What a concept!
Keep em wet & keep the reports cumming!
LoveLOS
I'm just curious. What's the "worst" thing you've done to an AMP girl?
For me, I was having trouble "finishing" and after 45 minutes, the AMP girl told me I had to go. Now I didn't really say anything directly, but I kept making these big sighs like a jackass and kept hinting at it, "But I came to finish....". She then told me she'd give me back my money minus the house fee.
Afterwards, I kind of felt bad, and after reading posts about some of the crappy things and people these girls have to put up with, I don't think I'd ever take my money back again if I've already been "inside" someone, whether I finish or not.
Hi All,
I thought I would add to LL's theory of writing about those Kgirls. LOL
Went to this fine establishment yesterday and had a little cutie Lily or Coc or Mikie or whatever they are using that day. Started nicely cause she was the perfect 5' little schoolgirl that you wanted to look up her plaid Catholic skirt. Heheh
Ok ts, but in the room is where it happened. She had such a nice bod. Little smokin B cups and nicely trimmed too. Tastes so good and the AR that I gave her made my dick hard. On to the sweet little, tight pussy and I could not stop sweating. Whew
She was so wet. Damn. I going back for 2nds tomorrow. She sucked me off to finish and the girl didnt let up till it was bone dry.
$1.6 total damage and I got out in 1.2 hours. Nice. PM me for any more details if you like.
PC out
[QUOTE=Broome333]Of course I suppose I can take comfort in the fact that I am so ugly that no one in their right mind would pay to watch a porn video starring me.[/QUOTE]
You've watched porn with Ron Jeremy, right? Nuff said. :)
[QUOTE=Broome333]I have heard rumors of other places that may or may not be recording both audio and video, but never paid it much mind.[/QUOTE]
This happened in Chicago, so whether or not it that means anything other than shit like this happens, I don't know. But it ain't no rumour... that much is for sure.
[b]Too candid camera[/b]
Cops say spa's hidden cameras may have broadcast sex acts over the Internet
December 27, 2006
BY ANNIE SWEENEY Crime Reporter
Patrons of a Northwest Side massage parlor may have had their visits with prostitutes broadcast over the Internet, police said.
Based on statements from a woman who worked there and the sophistication of computer equipment seized from V.I.P. Salon & Day Spa, police believe sex acts might have been transmitted from small, curtained cubicles onto the Web, said Jefferson Park District Cmdr. Ralph Price.
Officers found tiny cameras mounted in the ceiling of several rooms at V.I.P.
"It's gone beyond just prostitution," Price said. "What you think may be private could be all over the place."
Investigators with the Vice Control Section said they had not heard of any similar computer set-up at other places of prostitution in the city.
"Really, this is kind of unchartered territory for us," said Lt. Paul Kusinski.
Price said the V.I.P. Salon at 4422 N. Milwaukee -- where customers have to be buzzed in -- has been a longtime problem for the neighborhood.
Chicago vice officers have raided the business seven or eight times over the past 18 months, and the city has filed complaints against the business, police said. The landlord of the business also filed a lawsuit in January 2006 seeking to evict the business owner, according to Cook County records.
The owner could not be reached for comment.
Charges stemming from the police raids were typically never more than misdemeanors. But now Chicago Police and the Cook County state's attorney's office are seeking more serious charges against the owner and manager for the alleged unlawful videotaping.
Price -- who has done premise checks himself on the business because of complaints -- said he hopes this latest raid will rid the neighborhood of V.I.P. for good.
"Finally, we can shut this guy down," Price said. "This could be the nail in the coffin."
Price's officers got their break on Dec. 20 when someone placed a 911 call to report that a woman at the business was screaming.
When officers arrived, a sergeant pulled back a curtain on two cubicles to find men having sex with women. But officers then spotted something else -- a pinhole camera in the ceiling.
"We followed all the wires," Price said. "They all went to a central computer."
Real money online: female suspect
One of the women arrested told police they charged the men for sex acts, but the real money was made from the share of profits from broadcasting on the Internet, Price said.
The officers obtained a search warrant, which was executed the next morning, Price said. The computer's hard drive was seized and will be analyzed, and police photographed all the cameras and the wires leading to the server.
The raid resulted in four people being charged, including a 20-year-old man for patronizing a place of prostitution, two women -- 39 and 20 -- for solicitation and a 51-year-old man for keeping a place of prostitution.
[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]I'm just curious. What's the "worst" thing you've done to an AMP girl? [/QUOTE]
Outside of a surprise CIM or an unexpected trip up the back door... I cannot think of anything.
Originally Posted by Rejected Monke
I'm just curious. What's the "worst" thing you've done to an AMP girl?
Two things and both in all seriousness -
First was more of what I did bad that started to taint (pun intended) an ongoing customer provider relationship at an AMP. Not really a bad thing to HER.
As many of us have, in the early 90s and early in the AMP phase for me, I got simply enchanted with the service of one asian girl at a spa; both shall remain nameless. I would always ask for her and often expressed my disappointment when she was not available (not poorly usually, just expressed it). I thought I was a seasoned AMP person at the time, but truly I was not. Our "friendship" was very good and we had good sessions. One time, I uttered an off the cuff remark while having fun - "I love you".
That simple utterance caught her by surprise big time and I could not believe I actually said it and retracted it immediately. It was an expression meant to convey how much I enjoyed my sessions with her. From that point forward it seemed to be that I was on a radar screen of "crossing the line" or perhaps going to postal or psycho. Not realy sure. She increased her deferral of serving me, even when I called for appointments, over time although I still would get her from time to time. I learned then that no matter what, remember this is pay for pussy and business for her. Crossing the line could be dangerous for her (and detrimental to me).
Second thiing, and somewhat related, was with the same lady at the same AMP. I came in one night and told her I wanted to fuck her. Now this is not a FS AMP but she let me and god it was great. Well, I had recently gotten married. I had gotten a strange discoloration on my pecker head about two weeks following the encounter with the AMP girl. My ex wife got some issues to. We went to a urologist who pronounced that I had a form of genital warts (HPV) and gave me some shit to put on my dick. The discoloration never completely went away, but faded in and out. My ex got HPV on her pap smear and the worst kind of of the hundred plus virus that make up the HPV group.
Well, I was convinced, without being armed with proper knowledge, that I caught the HPV from the AMP girl. What did I do, I posted it on an open board....it may have been this one or TBD (free at that time). Needless to say I was persona non gratata the next time I walked into that spa.
After about a year of the oscillating red discoloration and itching on my dick,
I had some street action that resulted in concern that I get tested for HIV and other things. I had to go to the free clinic in the county I worked in.
Well the doc took one look at my dick and said, that monster (LOL) has a yeast infection! For a fucking year I had a yeast infection and that damn urologist got the diagnosis wrong! I have, with the assistance of this board, the web, and books educated myself on HPV etc. But I digress.
The bad thing was posting that I got something from an AMP girl when in fact I did not. I probably had the HPV since college days which goes dormant and active without, essentially , any rhyme or reason. I posted on a public board that xxxx had given me HPV. She was livid and rightfullys so. I tried apologizin in open board, well after the fact, and in person but to no avail.
I had hurt her business pure and simple on two levels - ONE I shared publicly that I got FS from her in a non FS spa, and that from it I caught something.
With the exception of commonly known FS spas (less and less these days) I rarely ever post about getting FS if I do. I dont want to compromise the girls livelyhood or my abliltiy to get puntang with a nice rub. Second, I will go to the proper doctor to get me checked out before considering an open public statement about it on a forum (if associated with a provider). If I am certain beyond a reasonable doubt that I got it from a skank pussy, I will notify the provider first. If she is not receptive and communicative about her condition, examination, and results, then I consider it fair play to advise in PMs about what I encountered and perhaps consider a more public discussion if conditions warrant.
So, I guess the baddest thing I did with an AMP outside of CIM or slipping in the backdoor like previously mentioned, is forget it is truly a business in the providers eyes (hence it is just fucking not something else) and besmerch her integrity and impact her business without having all the facts. I wont do that again.
SIDEBAR
Many a time I would go to other spas in Waldorf, Laurel, Jessup, DC etc and on infrequent occasions the girl, whom I might or might not recognize, would say to me, XXXX hates you or made sure you got crap service at this spa or with this girl. The AMP provider I offended was pretty high up on the food chain at one time. She made sure to spread her venom to others.
I guess the baddest thing I ever did to an AMP girl has been coming back to me from time to time since.
Monger on
clix
Clix,
Good read. I'd suggest posting a link to that one in the new [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5086]"Reports of Distinction" thread![/url]
Amp Index listings:
[post=477924] 11-09-06 Report index June 2006 to October 31, 2006[/post]
[post=464433] 09-13-06 Post Black Wednesday AMP address list[/post]
[post=491884]Here is a link to most of the Index reports. [/post]
PCP,
good show.
LL
I can honestly say I have never knowlingly done anything bad to any AMP girl.
Even the ones who seem to dislike short, fat, white guys get all the proper grunts and groans and "This is WONDERFUL! You are WONDERFUL!" from me.
The last three have all called me "Soopaman" and gave me a kiss on the cheek as I went out the door.
Treat them as you want to be treated! Simple! A little kindness will pay off BIG TIME later!
And, sometimes, I take a gift of fruit for the girls to share.
JJ
[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]I'm just curious. What's the "worst" thing you've done to an AMP girl?
For me, I was having trouble "finishing" and after 45 minutes, the AMP girl told me I had to go. Now I didn't really say anything directly, but I kept making these big sighs like a jackass and kept hinting at it, "But I came to finish....". She then told me she'd give me back my money minus the house fee.
Afterwards, I kind of felt bad, and after reading posts about some of the crappy things and people these girls have to put up with, I don't think I'd ever take my money back again if I've already been "inside" someone, whether I finish or not.[/QUOTE]
WTF? I'm short tan an fat and working on losing my hair. I really believed I was the only Soopaman..*sigh*
j/k
Yeah Sleazebum I tend to be very sweet with them as well and overall experience has been GREAT!
Quick question as for the gift of fruit is it a fruit basket or just a bag of oranges? I have never done this but would like to just am not sure what type of response to expect.
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I can honestly say I have never knowlingly done anything bad to any AMP girl.
Even the ones who seem to dislike short, fat, white guys get all the proper grunts and groans and "This is WONDERFUL! You are WONDERFUL!" from me.
The last three have all called me "Soopaman" and gave me a kiss on the cheek as I went out the door.
Treat them as you want to be treated! Simple! A little kindness will pay off BIG TIME later!
And, sometimes, I take a gift of fruit for the girls to share.
JJ[/QUOTE]
The worst is not tipping them, however with just cause only. LOL
Or leaving them a Jackson like a SW. HEHE Only justified of course.
Becoming their boyfriend. Ahhh Oh shit.
Becoming their Sugar Dadddy, Daddy can I borrow $5k? LOL
Not fucking them on the rag, ya know they are so hornt then. But nothing the good pld sponge cant take care of. K girls rarely ever take off, only when they want to blow a few grand in AC.
This isnt a poct of worst but all comments are true to the T.
PC out
Like Otis Redding used to sing: Try a Little Tenderness.
I just stop off somewhere and get a bag or box of clementines or oranges for them.
Doesn't cost much and they seem to really appreciate the thought.
Or - get something else they can all share to eat.
JJ
[QUOTE=Saiyen]WTF? I'm short tan an fat and working on losing my hair. I really believed I was the only Soopaman..*sigh*
j/k
Yeah Sleazebum I tend to be very sweet with them as well and overall experience has been GREAT!
Quick question as for the gift of fruit is it a fruit basket or just a bag of oranges? I have never done this but would like to just am not sure what type of response to expect.[/QUOTE]
Went to H&H this afternoon, met with Sandra (never been with her before, since she usually works nights) 5'4" slightly overweight, small C-B cup, 35-40 yrs old. She said she was born in Italy and raised in Uruguay.
Fair massage, DATY, bbbj no cim, .8 tip
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I just stop off somewhere and get a bag or box of clementines or oranges for them. Doesn't cost much and they seem to really appreciate the thought. Or - get something else they can all share to eat.
[/QUOTE]
In another town and in another time I was a regular at Tampa spa. This place didn't open until early afternoon on Sundays. I asked why and the girls told me that on Sunday they would often go to a Westshore Ave restaurant for brunch. Since that was the only time they really had "off" when they were working, they liked doing that.
Well, the light bulb came on in my big head (as well as in my little head) and I offered to treat the girls to brunch next time they wanted to go. They agreed! I was their hero.
But before we could make that happen, LE made one of their "inspections" and in the wake of that several of the girls quickly left town as they didn't have the required licenses.
Oh well...
The worst thing I have done. Takes some thought for sure. Probably would be bad gas. I had been away for several months and decided my yellow fever needed some attention. Well I had forgotten I had ice cream after lunch that day. Ice cream (I think it's the dairy. Not too sure) gives me deadly gas. Silent but very strong.
That evening I enjoyed a few beverages, had dinner, decided to ride to get the fever checked out. Well on my ride I squeesed a few out. In the shower I was trying to figure out if I could squeeze one out, silently with little fanfare. No luck. I was too relaxed. Next on to the room, she starts massaging my back and totally by accident I let one go. Well, she wasn't very happy with me at this point. We finished quickly and I left. A week or two later, I returned and apoligized to her and brought her some clememtines. She seemed happy and all was forgotten.
Too bad the place closed on black Wednesday and never reopened. Anyway, happy hunting. Be safe out there.
Cabbie
[QUOTE=Cabdriver52]The worst thing I have done. Takes some thought for sure. Probably would be bad gas. I had been away for several months and decided my yellow fever needed some attention. Well I had forgotten I had ice cream after lunch that day. Ice cream (I think it's the dairy. Not too sure) gives me deadly gas. Silent but very strong.
Cabbie[/QUOTE]
WHoa Cabbie, you brought the memory banks alive with that one....Heck yeah I have broken wind many a time when the girl would be walking on my back etc. Although the girls always brushed it off, it generally ruled out the potential of visit to the asian rim (since the potential that I may not be any longer clean as a whistle from the shower I suppose).
I generally always ask to hit the john before the shower hoping that all farts get out and I piss dry before all activity.
On another note, I also used to give fruit, flowers, candy, even had the flowers delivered to my favorite spas and or to my favorite lady(s) at the spa(s). Trust me, you think it currys favor but for me I dont think it gets you any further than as if you broke wind. They will talk a good game with you making you feel that what you did was appreciated, but the only thing that mattters is greenbacks.
Just my wooden nickel.
Monger on
clix
Cabbie and Clixxx:
Thanks for sharing that with us guys...NOT!
Now can we return to our regularly scheduled channels?
SMWSLT
Lax
I have taken them as gifts to the spas, too. I guess we have more than mongering in common!
Hi Guys,
Thanks for the information and research. Allow me to give my credentials up front, since Newbie slamming seems to be an art form here.
I lived in DC for about 10 years but had not discovered the spa scene until moving to Boston. Since then I make it to DC about a half dozen times a year and usually try to get some relaxation while in town. Although I have tried a few over the years, I finally settled into DT because it is near where I stay, plus I like to warm up in Archibalds. Plus, and this is a big plus, I have never been ripped off at DT. Never been ripped off anywhere, but that is a frequent concern of taking my clothes off in a foreign land. Also, I knew DT had a TS, and I love that.
More credentials. I am a strip club guy and post frequently on alt.sex.strip.clubs, including fs and other fun activities. Years ago I posted on a now defunct tampa board, and I believe that Drew Park was a regular there. Either that or I recognize his handle from *********. Got a lot of early spa recon from ********* by the way.
Anyway. Headed to Sun based on the consensus of this board. For first timers, it is a bit hard to find. It is actually slightly around the corner and there is no street number, but there is the telltale doorbell.
Walked up the stairs, ugly mamasan. Seemed to be only one therapist on duty at 10:00 pm. Couldn't tell. Her name was "Honey", naturally. Lovely girl , some english. Standard fare, standard price. TS was very attentive to all the good parts, and frankly I love that. Wish that more therapists would understand how important that is.
Back to the room, very complimentary of everything I had to offer, mediocre massage, good body to body massage, good preliminary attention to detail. Lovely FS, was over very quickly, with her in a crouch above me.
All in all, a typical good experience. I was surprised at one reviewer who said they had fixed the place up. Seemed pretty dingy to me. I actually would love to find someplace that actually was clean and bright and modern and looked legit. There was a nonasian place near boston that tried to look legit (Matrix), but no TS. One other comment. She disappeared with the donation for something like 5 minutes or more. Kind of killed a lot of the build up she had worked so hard on (heh heh, he said hard on).
Thanks guys.
[QUOTE=Bseeks]Hi Guys,
Thanks for the information and research. Allow me to give my credentials up front, since Newbie slamming seems to be an art form here.[/QUOTE]
We only slam newb who do not contribute and ask dumb questions that could be answered by RTFF. You have obviously done your homework and gained the benfit of the collective intel of this board. Good first effort!
Welcome to the DC board!
Lax
[QUOTE=Bseeks]Thanks for the information and research. Allow me to give my credentials up front, since Newbie slamming seems to be an art form here.
[/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO,
You have got a point. NoVa, DC and Balmer have developed the keyboard as an effective replacemnt for the sword like few other boards. The good news is we generally only pick on newbies who are uable to read, think they superior to the lowlives that haunt this mansion, or those who get all bent out of shape if someone does fuck with them on a "virtual" basis.
OTOH, your first post, being an excellent trip report, adding accurate details, and acknowedging proper use of the forum (you read it) garners the opposite reation: WELCOME to DC, please feel free to play in the sandbox anytime!
Honey is a hard-workin little bee...
Trip report Part 1:
BB doesn't post, but his "fictional" presence as LL's wingman is pretty famous. Another running mate may actually sign up RSN. We have selected his screen to be something like Field Tech. FT has been around for a while, mostly on the sidelines, but a notable fluke is he was present at Trashman's retirement party, so he is inner circle by default...
A local boys-night-out and we got to talkin about our favorite subject. Then we got to thinking we could pull this off. And a wild hair later, we are on the road north. Readers must understand the characters here is historical context. LL is an absolute PIG when it comes to drinking, partying, and fucking women. While those with me generally have a hell of a good time, there are times when BB has gotten the short end of the stick:
[post=415372]BB gets sleeping beauty while LL scores Uber-Waif[/post]
[post=415590]Nogales, when BB took one for the team - Cloaudia[/post]
[post=480934]Atlanta, LL got the pick of the AMP[/post]
[post=488227]LL gets served his ATF, BB gets a hottie pulled from him[/post]
The rat bastard remineded me of all of these "incidents" while driving up. He had also drawn designated driver staus on this evening, so I think he was just bitchin... But he still had his heart set on Bebe LoveLOS and since friendship is thicker than pussy juice, I told mamasan to serve my man my fave girl. That was hard, but my concience is clear.
Bebe was there, but Miko and Young are gone. FT drew Honey and reported high marks. Two new girls replacing Young and Miko are Gina and Lily. Gina is young and very very hot looking, small tits. Look is all LL could do, he drew Lily. Lily is somewhere in her thirties, at least I think, and her body is quite exquisite. Tall with dark hair, nips that stick out on B cups, flat tummy, small tight looking ass and neatly trimmed snatch.
She didn't take to LL at all, and seemed nervous about him in the room waiting for the TS. Finally she asked mamasan about LL and came bouncing back into the shower room singing to herself "he issss Ohhh Kay..." I had to laugh, but things did improve.
Still, she had a routine, and would not could not vary from it. No DATY, no breast fest... She administered the treatment and LL was really not allowed to play any reindeer games... A finger up the ass during reverse CG did solve get her job done, or so she must have thought. She seemed not to want to do the massage and took a break before she got around to that. Massage was OK. She was able to read LL was not completely satisfied and apologized profusely. As I said, YMMV, but I didn't have a lot of fun and with the quality of the rest of the stable, I won't repeat.
Lars data:
Face 7
Body 8
TS 7
'tude 5
Sex 5
Overall Lars 5
Please note an AMP newbie would probably rate this one a lot higher. YMMV but this one did not do it for LL. It occurs to me a contributing factor to my less than great experience is the brooding knowledge that BB was having his way with my girl...
Round two is required. We took a break at [post=492490]TBWNN[/post]
Part II:
Refreshed from our break, the twin pigs BB and LL wanted more kimchi. FT dropped out of play for lack of funds. We were ensconced into the kitchen while waiting for our requested ladies. BB had reported wonderful things in his first round, and LL needed to refocus Bebe on who she loves most... :p And BB was energized by FT's wonderful comments about Honey, as well as [post=479145]LL's fanatsy fullfilled, in part[/post] by Honey and chose that dish.
Niether hog was dissapointed.
Bebe was pleased with my Korean language studies, thanks to Sarang Haeyo for his choice of screen name. She really bounced when I confirmed her ATF status... Our escapades are definately YMMV status by this time, suffice to say the wedding will be soon and BB wants to be best man.
Lars data:
Face 8
Body 9+
TS 9
'tude 10
Sex 11
Overall: Private stock keeper.
BB and LL melted back down the stairs, collected our Field Technician from the streets of Chinatown and journeyed back to the land of Virgins, completely contented.
LoveLOS
[QUOTE=Bseeks]Years ago I posted on a now defunct tampa board, and I believe that Drew Park was a regular there. Either that or I recognize his handle from *********. Got a lot of early spa recon from ********* by the way.[/QUOTE]
Yep, it's me! The one and only. My company moved me from Tampa to DC two years ago. Feel free to PM me, if you like...
Drew
Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.
Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:
0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself
Peace and love
Lax