Sexual Things to Do Before We Die. Fucket List

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2670055]Bucket list.

Here are a couple I didn't even know about.

Having a girl ride you and suddenly stop to say, Oh I think you went too deep. In the moment you felt something funky with the head of your dick but it all felt good. Then you lift her up and pull her over into mish to discover she is wetter than Niagara Falls.

Stuck in traffic on the 101. No problem. Take off her panties and play away with her little Hero. Next thing you know you're smiling at the congestion while receiving a hummer. Hi everybody!

Getting videoed while dining at the VAGINA. Damn I eat some good pussy. Yum Yum Yum. Slurp.

Asking a girl to pee on you while you fuck her. That's actually a good one to say to make her uber horny.

Tricks and Treats.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Willie23;2672811]Nice!

I had a girlfriend once who would do anything I asked. Skinny blonde. And driving on the freeway one day, I had her pull off her panties and fuck herself with a peeled banana. I almost ran off the road.

Check that one off.

Had a fling with a woman who was not terribly attractive, but was super sexual and very into me. I was not accepting her invitations to come to Malibu and fuck her so she upped the ante by bringing her 21 year old niece to the mix. And I accepted. Yum.

Check that one off.[/QUOTE]LOL Willie. Getting the Malibu Ghetto X2. Check off indeed. My first and only real threesome was when I was a young buck of only 17 and had two virgins during a high school party. The first one wanted me to take her and I took her back into her parents rooms although she was apprehensive. She asked that her friend join in our bedroom shenanigans and they held hands as I did whatever 17 year old novices do with their dicks when given two naked girls holding hands.

Flash forward and I'm with my latest and greatest and she said I was teacher. I stuck my finger in her butt. She stuck her finger in my butt and we fucked. 20 positions later and I felt like I didn't teach her too much.

I need other peoples' ideas.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2673639]LOL Wille. Getting the Malibu Ghetto X2. Check off indeed. My first and only real threesome was when I was a young buck of only 17 and had two virgins during a high school party. The first one wanted me to take her and I took her back into her parents rooms although she was apprehensive. She asked that her friend join in our bedroom shenanigans and they held hands as I did whatever 17 year old novices do with their dicks when given two naked girls holding hands.

Flash forward and I'm with my latest and greatest and she said I was teacher. I stuck my finger in her butt. She stuck her finger in my butt and we fucked. 20 positions later and I felt like I didn't teach her too much.

I need other peoples' ideas.[/QUOTE]3 years ago there was a UTR MILF. She has a high school age son that was going to be coming home from school but she said we had enough time to fuck. As I was pummeling her pussy she asked if I had ever seen a girl squirt. Playing stupid I asked her what she meant. She pulled out a mirror and lubed up her asshole and took my cock from her vagina to stuff it into her ass. I fucked away as she moaned and then asked me to watch the action in the mirror. In 30 seconds she was shooting her squirt all over the floor as I came in her ass.

That was fun.

Met a cute black chick by accident. She asked me for light and we enjoyed a smoke together while she asked me all sorts of questions. She asked me if I'd like to meet up with her sometime and gave me her phone number. She said she would be waiting for my call. I texted her later and just said "this is my number. " we texted back and forth and agreed to meet for breakfast later in the week. We had a late breakfast after which she said what are you doing the rest of the day. I told her I liked her cute ass. She said "good, you will have to fuck it. " damn. We went to a motel and fucked and sucked all afternoon. BBBJ, daty, dato, bls, anal, finger up the ass, porn on the tv. All bareback. She was clean and tasty. She then told me she was a hairdresser and gave me a haircut. Never met such a sexually adventurous lady. It was all a blur. I came five times and I am a one shot kind of guy. I can now die with a smile on my face.

A full blooded dark skinned spinner gypsy girl. I once lived next door to one. Being young and out of control I flirted with her in front of her husband one day. I was probably lucky he didn't kill me. LOL. (at least that's what he said).

Back in the day when I was 22 years old living abroad, I hook up with a blonde MILF from IOWA. She was spending vacations by herself and taking a break away from home and husband. We end up fucking all night long at her hotel room. We needed some fresh air and decided to take our act outside on the balcony from a 23 h. Floor overlooking the beach. I was pounding her from behind and she was bending and holding herself with both hands to the railing. With each thrust I was watching the screws holding the rail coming loose and hoping the rail resisted before I finish. Playing a Pearl Jam song, fucking her in the ass and praying not to fall to our death.

Check that off.

This thread is awesome, as long as it doesn't quickly devolve into a bunch of bullshit stories about fucking midgets, trolls, and successive generations of intrafamilial women.

Right now I'm working on two things. Having nonpaid sexual experiences across the Horoscope. Still have to look at which ones are remaining.

Also I'm finding it to be very enjoyable to have sex in public. Dropped a bill at Houston's in Pasadena and wanted to get my sex on. We kissed by the car and my hand found its way up her dress. In my opinion that's the best way to get these things started. She pulled on my dick through my pants and we locked lips and danced our tongues together. This led us into the car where she got between my legs for a little BJ action. We were getting hot so decided that it was time to lay the pipe. There were too many people coming and going so we went to scout for a location. Eventually we ended up parking in the medical area of Southern Pasadena where we parked on top of the roof where there was a grand view of the city and mountains. I gave her the best O she had all week and then watched my semen drip out before I gave her a handy cleaning wipe.

Next time she said, "Let's do it on top of the car. ".

My dream remains the same--impreganate a super high volume Asian prostitute.

I love getting a massage from a CMT / LMT that ends with me having a big smile on my face. Throw in plenty of teasing and a nice, gentle prostate massage and one has the makings of a very nice afternoon.

I would like to add a few entries to the list of sexual things to do before I die:

Swedish massage from a Swedish lady.

Lomi-Lomi massage from a Hawaiian lady.

Thai massage from a Thai lady.

Shiatsu massage from a Japanese lady.

Qi Gong Tuina massage from a Chinese lady.

Maybe even a Sports massage from a female athlete.

All with a commensurate HE, of course.

Derringer.

[QUOTE=Bronsonator;2677247]This thread is awesome, as long as it doesn't quickly devolve into a bunch of bullshit stories about fucking midgets, trolls, and successive generations of intrafamilial women.[/QUOTE]It is on my bucket list to fuck successive generations of midget women from one family, preferably Chinese.

[QUOTE=Beachesnole02;2678535]It is on my bucket list to fuck successive generations of midget women from one family, preferably Chinese.[/QUOTE]Coco in Lincoln Heights is as close to Chinese midget as you can get. She probably qualifies as a troll too.

Time to get stupid. What the hell does the above expression mean? I'd much rather be doing two behind the bush or perhaps even getting two bushes. Nappy, long, curly, or, and especially, AND shaved. Why be greedy or rest on my haunches while there's some more fine booty to drill. Found some good booty lately but still had to stop by a Zen style massage parlor to get the freak on with a Korean hottie. Damn it feels good to have some bare boobies and nipples rubbing on the back. Giddy like a fat kid walking into a candy shop.

Cock milking by a Milkmaid [URL]http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/eurovision-2014-poland-cause-stir-3524256[/URL].

Ever have your cock milked? I know of at least three providers that do this to perfection. They get you up on all fours, like your a grand fucking bull ready to sire a herd, and from behind stroke your cock. The milkmaid is going to milk out every last drop. It starts off heavenly and gets even better because they start sucking on your balls (that's the best), then the scrotum, all while focusing on the donkey dick they're creating in their lubed-slippery hands. Then they circle their tongue to all your areas while they slowly start fucusing on their center target leading to some RIM. This experience along with the pull of gravity makes junior feel like a raging bull and at the minimum adds another inch. With Li Li, who works out of ELA and reviewed in the Asian Providers section, I went straight to fucking her in Mish, then doggie, and finishing back in the MISH. She was so into it that I hammered away until I literally exploded to pieces forming another universe. When I came back to earth, she showed me that she was bleeding a little bit. I'm not a giant by any means, but the gravity along with the milking swelled the little guy up so much that I ended up doing some damage. I profusely apologized when she said she wasn't going on the rag.

Gilf.

Yumida in Highland has got to be the oldest women lady I ever been with. If you are younger (<70) and looking for an adventure, along with some cock milking, here you go. To the credit of Gilfs they always make me feel special. It's almost a pleasure to be helping out some one that has supported the cause for so long. After a discussion about how she was a SoCal must-stop tour destination I gave her a visit. She welcomed me and took her time. Mind you she is not very attractive, though for the most part, you don't see her. She just stays back there and does her deed. When she milked me it felt like I was shooting out an extra million little guys as each squirt propelled itself and made little "Ping"s and "Thump"s on to the sheet.

Nuru.

Li Li does Nuru too. Just make sure she heats that stuff up.

Car sex is pretty up there. I always love showing off my back and down buttons.

Much better than sex on the lectulo.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2688651]Car sex is pretty up there. I always love showing off my back and down buttons.

Much better than sex on the lectulo.[/QUOTE]Too many car sex stories to relate. Most of them pretty hot. Usually best if you have leather seats when its time to clean up. But I always have a bath towel in the back seat. Never leave home without it. Actually getting my windows re-tinted darker for that very purpose. I remember doin it once right on vermont, between santa monica and melrose in the middle of the day with my ATF at the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWqfu5q6yQ

Funny and good movie if you've never seen it.

Girls with big ass titties. Ever have your dick sucked by a girl while she surrounded your junior with her big floopy BOOBs?

Just met up with an Asian girl named Tina working out of Rosemead. She looked about 25 and has some yummy big natural E's or even bigger. When she opened the door her left nipple was peeking out for the world to see. After she disrobed and released those glorious cantoloupes with delicious orange-sized dark areolas my baby instincts kicked into full gear and I gave her the classic sign for I want mommy milk. Quickly I went to work on sucking for my lunch. I fingered her to two orgasms and munched away. Yum Yum Yum.

She gave a decent CBJ and CFS as I gave her my superman. Yes I'm strong and bound to get the friction on. She had to relube for a little halftime cuddle moment. You'll notice a small vertical cescarean scar although it wasn't bad and pointed towards her shaved Va Va Voom.

This is her a few years earlier. [URL]http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=52952866&image=59545816[/URL] Only 2 more days.

Big ole Titties and Breast Worship.

Now that's fun.

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;2690116]Too many car sex stories to relate. Most of them pretty hot. Usually best if you have leather seats when its time to clean up. But I always have a bath towel in the back seat. Never leave home without it. Actually getting my windows re-tinted darker for that very purpose. I remember doin it once right on vermont, between santa monica and melrose in the middle of the day with my ATF at the time.
[/QUOTE]Just like Douglas Adams book "Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" a towel is essential for car dates. Heavily tinted windows are definitely a plus too.

A hatchback and bungee cord allows you to keep the the hatch open when a car cover is on the vehicle. You need the air flow on hot days, otherwise you will be having Bikram sex. I have successfully banged many a car companion on some pretty busy streets.

A couple of tips:

1. Just keep the radio off.

2. Don't rock the boat too much.

3. No screaming.

4. And most importantly do not let any body part lean on the horn.

Met a mature woman off one of those adult dating sites (not sure if I'm allowed to safe which one, but the one that's always advertised on all the porn sites). Anyway, I had a video of me banging my ex FWB up there and she loved it. She commented on it three times and said she can't wait for that to be her. We sent a couple of texts and then she invited me over to her house. I was pretty apprehensive at first as it was almost too easy. I showed up and she was STUNNING. Late 30's or early 40's, tall, banging body, huge DD natural tits. I mean this MILF was the MILF of all time. The one you fantasize about. She looked like a porn star, but she wasn't. She even bought me a 1/5 of my favorite booze and we got drunk before the fun began.

She had a dirty fantasy. She was into that mom / son roleplay. Then, all of a sudden, it all made sense the second I saw a pic of her son on the fridge. THIS DUDE LOOKED JUST LIKE ME. Granted, although I had about 8 years on him or so, I also look way way way younger than my age (I'm 32 now and people think I'm no older than 23). She was so into me so fast because I was a freaking doppelganger to her son.

We had sex about half a dozen times over the next couple of weeks, but the roleplay stuff we did was absolutely nuts if you're into that family fun.

And I won't lie, I loved it.

Do yourselves a huge favor. Go out and apply for your Passport TODAY. It'll take a about a month or so to receive, and then immediately book yourself a trip to Latin America. Specifically, I recommend Costa Rica as your maiden voyage. If you want to go to heaven while you're still alive, or go to the biggest candy store in the world, or truly go cuckoo for cocoa puffs take my advice and head out to your local county store and get that application rolling. Here's a taste....

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TebZ2UTmuRw[/URL]

Take that and multiply by 50. I kid you not. Beautiful, young, sexy Tico's (and Nico's and Chico's and Hondurans, and Colombians, etc, etc for the taking). You won't wanna monger in the states ever again. Cost is minimal and the fun is non stop.

I will tell you this, Latino women (from Latin America) put American women to shame in both looks, the way they take care of themselves, and most importantly, the way they care fir their man!! I still feel like I'm dreaming. PM for details....

Well, let's see. I've done a bunch of K-girls, whites, afros and Latinas (thanks, Tijuana, Tecate & Mexicali). Also at least one Thai, Chinese, Viet Filipia and Native American. My to-do bucket list: middle eastern (preferably muslem) and Asian Indian (preferably w / big tits).

Only got a few years left to go (I'm mid-70's), so, have to pick up the pace.

[QUOTE=TJDog;2707284]Well, let's see. I've done a bunch of K-girls, whites, afros and Latinas (thanks, Tijuana, Tecate & Mexicali). Also at least one Thai, Chinese, Viet Filipia and Native American. My to-do bucket list: middle eastern (preferably muslem) and Asian Indian (preferably w / big tits).

Only got a few years left to go (I'm mid-70's), so, have to pick up the pace.[/QUOTE]Muslim is ok but avoid isis.

About 50 years ago when Long Beach Ca had an amusement park downtown by the harbor before urban development took it there was a gondola that they had a tower and ran it up on a cable so people could see the city from up high. My honey at the time and I managed to be the only riders one late evening and of course had a bang up time at the top. I always thought later that they had a microphone in the cab as when we came down the attendant and his buddies were all smirks and smiles.

Same lady, later time. I was a SCUBA instructor and taught her how to scuba dive. Class were in a swimming pool at a resort in Dana Point California. Managed to get her underwater both of us breathing off tanks. Not much in the way of kissing but fucking was a trip. Trouble was when on the out stroke there was a tendency for cold water to rush in. Being young I managed to keep it hard and finish.

Only time I have had two ladies in the sack at once it was at Mustang Ranch just out of Reno, a legal Brothel. Managed to get off in each of them. It was great, I don't know if it counts if you have to pay for it but sure was fun at the time. Back before the AIDs scare so it was bareback.

This is a wee bit embarrassing, so don't mind the blush. PLUS, I edited out the sex talk. Wait for the hand-off so as to show a girl 's point of view.

Be the star in a porno. Check. 15 seconds of fame.

[URL]http://xhamster.com/movies/5412739/reunion_wet.html[/URL]

Shalom

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2709667]This is a wee bit embarrassing, so don't mind the blush. PLUS, I edited out the sex talk. Wait for the hand-off so as to show a girl 's point of view.

Be the star in a porno. Check. 15 seconds of fame.

[URL]http://xhamster.com/movies/5412739/reunion_wet.html[/URL]

Shalom[/QUOTE]Shit no wonder the ladies love you long time. Lucky you wish I was that endowed. I did take a pic of my wanker tea bagging a chic and she had it on her profile pics for little while. Never saw her again.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2691056]Girls with big ass titties. Ever have your dick sucked by a girl while she surrounded your junior with her big floopy BOOBs?

Just met up with an Asian girl named Tina working out of Rosemead. She looked about 25 and has some yummy big natural E's or even bigger. When she opened the door her left nipple was peeking out for the world to see. After she disrobed and released those glorious cantoloupes with delicious orange-sized dark areolas my baby instincts kicked into full gear and I gave her the classic sign for I want mommy milk. Quickly I went to work on sucking for my lunch. I fingered her to two orgasms and munched away. Yum Yum Yum.

She gave a decent CBJ and CFS as I gave her my superman. Yes I'm strong and bound to get the friction on. She had to relube for a little halftime cuddle moment. You'll notice a small vertical cescarean scar although it wasn't bad and pointed towards her shaved Va Va Voom.

This is her a few years earlier. [URL]http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=52952866&image=59545816[/URL] Only 2 more days.

Big ole Titties and Breast Worship.

Now that's fun.[/QUOTE]I guess the milk jugs are gone.

[QUOTE=ChickenHawk88;2709777]I guess the milk jugs are gone.[/QUOTE]I heard she is at an MP in Irwindale. You can find the number by looking at the ad in the link.

Met up with another natural big breasted Chinese beauty at a hotel after calling this link. [URL]http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/monterey-park-bunnynew-facereal-pic-sexy-asian-girl-independent/53669352[/URL].

All covered service and only wanted to do Mish. Lots of breast play though.

[QUOTE=Derringer;2678410]I love getting a massage from a CMT / LMT that ends with me having a big smile on my face. Throw in plenty of teasing and a nice, gentle prostate massage and one has the makings of a very nice afternoon.

I would like to add a few entries to the list of sexual things to do before I die:

Swedish massage from a Swedish lady.

Lomi-Lomi massage from a Hawaiian lady.

Thai massage from a Thai lady.

Shiatsu massage from a Japanese lady.

Qi Gong Tuina massage from a Chinese lady.

Maybe even a Sports massage from a female athlete.

All with a commensurate HE, of course.

Derringer.[/QUOTE]I just met up with an Amazing Thai lady. I thought about you and asked her if she knew Thai Massage to which she replied yes. She has a bubbly personality and is very fun. Didn't partake in the massage part. PM me if you want the contact for her booker. I will add details in Asian Providers

I guess I've had sex near the beach like in a hotel room that overlooks the shore, on a boat, or in a parked car, but never on the actual beach.

Check.

Sex on the beach is amazing. Don't do it near the water where it will fill up all your crevices with lots of sandpaper abrasive sand. OH NO! You got to do it away from the breakers. For my debutante beach fuck I decided to honor Pamela Anderson and did it close to where her hot body trotted by the life guard tower. First, lay down a large comfy blanket and pull on top an equally large one to cover your bare naked bodies from the public what is about to go down.

I fingered away and she pulled on my salami until while watching the sunset. Then it was time for the main event. I entered her in laying down doggie and we went at it for about a half hour watching the sun set and the lights twinkling from the Malibu heights. It was pure heaven hearing the waves crashing and vibrating the earth and occasionally looking around when revelers hooted and hollered as they biked on the strand.

Sex on the beach. Now that is some fun.

Old time saying if you get some black pussy you "change your luck" I don't do that frequently and have wondered where I am in the cycle, have I changed it to good or back to bad luck?

Seems some of the best pussy I have had is redhead pussy. Had a redhead girlfriend and she was into multiple orgasms big time, while eating and fucking her she would hit two dozen, yes I would count. Married a different redhead and after about 5 years of marriage she started having multiple Orgasms, Damn, love that red pussy.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2710764]I just met up with an Amazing Thai lady. I thought about you and asked her if she knew Thai Massage to which she replied yes. She has a bubbly personality and is very fun. Didn't partake in the massage part. PM me if you want the contact for her booker. I will add details in Asian Providers[/QUOTE]Your pm is full.

Hot and wet, and wants to fuck you even more.

Had to breakup with the GF. She wants to change me, and nothing seemed logical, or she wasn't pretty enough, to make me want to vow for eternity. She was close.

Why give up the search when sex is so much fun and I've got lots of women teachers to learn from? It takes a village of sexy fine womens to raise me.

I ask to take pictures and she is shy. I show her some of my pictures and stumble upon the sexy ones. Watching it turns her on. Score for the Hommies!

Don't try this in an uncontrolled environment.

Fucking, Now that is fun.

Got a massage with a happy ending. Took an NP to the massage parlor and later got a happy ending. This one is new to me, got taken out by a provider to an MP. She bought me dinner and an hour massage. Sadly though, there was no happy ending as we were both too tired to get busy. Stoking the fire.

Massage

Dorm sex is turning out to be more fun the second time. I haven't had to sneak in, but while in the act we have to remain library silent. It was interesting watching a usually fairly loud moaner fucking in silence while giving her bizarre horny looking faces. Unfortunately, I would forget myself and then she would have to give the "Shhh. ".

Sadly, I have been banned from the dorm.

Live and learn.

[QUOTE=TJDog;2707284]Well, let's see. I've done a bunch of K-girls, whites, afros and Latinas (thanks, Tijuana, Tecate & Mexicali). Also at least one Thai, Chinese, Viet Filipia and Native American. My to-do bucket list: middle eastern (preferably muslem) and Asian Indian (preferably w / big tits).

Only got a few years left to go (I'm mid-70's), so, have to pick up the pace.[/QUOTE]Yes. I need to increase the ethnicity count myself. I have been with the following:

Whites, Afros, Mexicans, Egyptian, Japanese, Taiwanese, Chinese, Venezuelan, Russian and Argentinan.

I NEED to get with Colombians, Cuban, Italian, Spanish, French, Ukranian, Swiss, English, IRISH! Among many others.

I only counted girls who were born and lived in those countries or I visited that country. The Egyptian I saw in San Francisco many years ago but was one of the best experiences of my life. She was born and grew up in Cairo. Had been in America for 2-3 years.

I need to get working on these other countries pretty quickly.

Where do we go here in LA to, quite simply, just watch a couple do it? I have searched the local sites and even this board for voyeuristic options, but there are pretty slim pickings. Anybody have any suggestions?

Thanks,

EB.

[QUOTE=EastBay58;2773230]Where do we go here in LA to, quite simply, just watch a couple do it? I have searched the local sites and even this board for voyeuristic options, but there are pretty slim pickings. Anybody have any suggestions?

Thanks,

EB.[/QUOTE]I had that fantasy with a girlfriend years ago. Inviting a hot young couple to dinner, then having them get hot and heavy and fuck on the dinner table in front of her (she would have creamed her jeans) but I never did it. If you watch Craigslist, you'll find the occasional offer of a 'performance. ' LA Weekly classifieds used to have ads occasionally.

Ten years ago or so, I advertised on CL for a guy to be a 'toy' for a former girlfriend: to wait in the bedroom, blindfolded, and let her do whatever she wanted to him. No shortage of responses.

So, that might be an option: an ad in Craigslist to find a hot couple to perform your scenario. At the very minimum, you'll likely get some good "audition" pics. It's LA. Exhibitionists everywhere.

[QUOTE=Willie23;2774530]I had that fantasy with a girlfriend years ago. Inviting a hot young couple to dinner, then having them get hot and heavy and fuck on the dinner table in front of her (she would have creamed her jeans) but I never did it. If you watch Craigslist, you'll find the occasional offer of a 'performance. ' LA Weekly classifieds used to have ads occasionally.

Ten years ago or so, I advertised on CL for a guy to be a 'toy' for a former girlfriend: to wait in the bedroom, blindfolded, and let her do whatever she wanted to him. No shortage of responses.

So, that might be an option: an ad in Craigslist to find a hot couple to perform your scenario. At the very minimum, you'll likely get some good "audition" pics. It's LA. Exhibitionists everywhere.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Willie. That's a good idea. I'll post something and see what I turn up. I appreciate the suggestion.

EB.

Here is one to be avoided.

I was visiting an ELA lady. We were about an hour and a half into it, her ass was up and her face was down. I was plowing away using my handle bars. Then like a dumbass, I let go. I was thinking, "Look ma. NO HANDS!"

Everything went fine until the misfortunate incident. As one would expect, I was trying to get to the edge of the volcano and look down.

Snap.

Ouch.

Went another 20 minutes to finish up. Later when I looked at the little guy he was bruised. Got some popsicle sticks and duct tape to MacGyver a cast.

Luckily today everything was good.

Doggie Style mistake is not too fun. Kids- Use your HANDS.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2781923]We were about an hour and a half into it, her ass was up and her face was down. I was plowing away using my handle bars. Then like a dumbass, I let go. I was thinking, "Look ma. NO HANDS!" Snap. Ouch. Later when I looked at the little guy he was bruised. Got some popsicle sticks and duct tape to MacGyver a cast. Doggie Style mistake is not too fun. Kids- Use your HANDS.[/QUOTE]That hurts just reading it, and it's precisely the reason I usually avoid RCG. Even though I love the look of a fine ass grinding away on top of me, my southern soldier when fully happy angles high and doesn't bend well. So I get worried that nasty snap could happen at any time. And ARCG may be even more entertaining from a visual standpoint, but even if the girl has mad skills, I'm still hanging with a death grip onto her bouncing butt cheeks just to protect my projectile.

[QUOTE=Sticker;2782424]That hurts just reading it, and it's precisely the reason I usually avoid RCG. Even though I love the look of a fine ass grinding away on top of me, my southern soldier when fully happy angles high and doesn't bend well. So I get worried that nasty snap could happen at any time. And ARCG may be even more entertaining from a visual standpoint, but even if the girl has mad skills, I'm still hanging with a death grip onto her bouncing butt cheeks just to protect my projectile.[/QUOTE]The things we do to make it more fun and enjoyable. It might hurt, but we never really live and learn from something like this. At least for me anyway. One time I felt a slight bend, and after I came, she nursed it back for me. It wasn't a cast, but it sure felt warm.

What is hard for me is the bouncing up and down, almost like a jackhammer effect. I like the grinding and movements, but if she jackhammers up too much and it doesn't quite go back in her spot, it is a major issue for Junior.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2781923]Here is one to be avoided.

I was visiting an ELA lady. We were about an hour and a half into it, her ass was up and her face was down. I was plowing away using my handle bars. Then like a dumbass, I let go. I was thinking, "Look ma. NO HANDS!"

Everything went fine until the misfortunate incident. As one would expect, I was trying to get to the edge of the volcano and look down.

Snap.

Ouch.

Went another 20 minutes to finish up. Later when I looked at the little guy he was bruised. Got some popsicle sticks and duct tape to MacGyver a cast.

Luckily today everything was good.

Doggie Style mistake is not too fun. Kids- Use your HANDS.[/QUOTE]Did it make a snap or popping sound?

Did it look like this?