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Please pm me if you can recommend a safe incall massage lady. I would be happy to help those needing it in Birmingham.
Come on guys! I know some of why'all are keeping those doors open! Let's get some reports of experiences? Even if no extras, let's at least get some details on the girls there? Names, sizes, friendliness, English, etc. And if that man is still running the show?
[QUOTE=Prince83;3167054]Come on guys! I know some of why'all are keeping those doors open! Let's get some reports of experiences? Even if no extras, let's at least get some details on the girls there? Names, sizes, friendliness, English, etc. And if that man is still running the show?[/QUOTE]
I went by there last week. Didn't catch the womans name. Hard to understand her sometimes. No extras, just a lot of teasing. There was a man there when I left to collect the money. I didn't see him when I went in.
[QUOTE=GumpDude;3193967]I went by there last week. Didn't catch the womans name. Hard to understand her sometimes. No extras, just a lot of teasing. There was a man there when I left to collect the money. I didn't see him when I went in.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience when I went a couple months ago. Good massage, lots of teasing. Ignored my notions of extras. Never went back, and won't until one of you Auburn area gents convince me otherwise.
Any new Reports for Sun Massage? Or any other AMPs.
Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!
Wake up Auburn! Sun Spa has been open for awhile now. Let's get some feedback please. So far, I know it's a few girls there now. Emily who seems to always answer the phone and possibly may be mamesan. She says they also have a Lisa, Dee Dee, and Joy. Let's get some info, at least physical descriptions, ages, and body types. Give us Montgomery gents a reason to make the drive! Thanks and pm if necessary.
Prince.
Went by Sun. No dice. I went from very subtle to progressively more obvious. She politely let me know she do massage and that no massage. DIY is ok but you will not get more than a little tease to help.
I visited Aroma this week. Had a great massage, you won't regret your visit. I'll respond to PM's from interested seniors.
Has anyone else tried Oasis Spa on E Glenn? I've been there and had great massages by the same person both times. I never got her name, and there were no no extras though. On the rubmaps website, there are two people who were massaged by "Cindy" at Oasis. I don't have a premium account on there though, so I can't see what the results were.
[QUOTE=BigBardok;3701727]Has anyone else tried Oasis Spa on E Glenn? I've been there and had great massages by the same person both times. I never got her name, and there were no no extras though. On the rubmaps website, there are two people who were massaged by "Cindy" at Oasis. I don't have a premium account on there though, so I can't see what the results were.[/QUOTE]Went there, it's 100% legit as far as I could tell. Not even the slightest hint of a tease. Good massage though.
[QUOTE=Whirlpool;3728569]Went there, it's 100% legit as far as I could tell. Not even the slightest hint of a tease. Good massage though.[/QUOTE]Same. I felt like I've tried every girl in there. Good massages, ok'ish, middle aged women with decent bodies. Sarah was my favorite because of her personality, but she just teases. Cathy is DIY. No dice even trying to tempt with a higher tip. Sticking to my ATL parlors / girls.
Anyone been by Silk? Had any luck? Hell anywhere here so I don't need to drive to ga?
[QUOTE=GiddyRub;4147546]Anyone been by Silk? Had any luck? Hell anywhere here so I don't need to drive to ga?[/QUOTE]Went to TOFTT and had a great massage with hot stones and great masseuse. That's all. If you need a really nice massage it'll be perfect for you though.
[QUOTE=Mandingo89;3752463]Same. I felt like I've tried every girl in there. Good massages, ok'ish, middle aged women with decent bodies. Sarah was my favorite because of her personality, but she just teases. Cathy is DIY. No dice even trying to tempt with a higher tip. Sticking to my ATL parlors / girls.[/QUOTE]Good report above. Swung by Oasis this week right at closing time. Great message but no teasing and no joy to be had on a happy finish. Middle aged lady that was nothing to write home about.
Anyone know place for HE? I went OASIS but no HE there.
Is Orchid spa new or is this some scam or honeypot? Looks a bit fishy.
[URL]https://cityxguide.photo/ads/orchid-spa-nuru-massage-own-style-fuck-frist-comer-girls-here-21102493[/URL]
[QUOTE=Omeyer;4295878]Is Orchid spa new or is this some scam or honeypot? Looks a bit fishy.
[URL]https://cityxguide.photo/ads/orchid-spa-nuru-massage-own-style-fuck-frist-comer-girls-here-21102493[/URL][/QUOTE]That looks fake, just look for the ad with gold star or verified icon.
Called ahead, made a reservation. Got there 5 minutes early. Was asked to sit out by the door to wait, (haha) no thanks. Shown to a room, 20 minutes later as I was turning the door knob to leave, in walks my 60 year old MT. Massage not bad really. But, I did not leave happy. Will not return. I do not believe YMMV. Just my 2 cents.
No HE here. No teasing or anything. I guess there is just nowhere in auburn these days. Pretty disappointing. Don't waste your money here.
Howdy gentlemen.
I will soon be living near to you and would love a rundown of the history of AMPs in this area.
I've been very active with the montgomery area AMP scene and have left happy from 5 out of 7 of the AMPs there. Anyone willing to provide a rundown of auburn and columbus or any other local areas please send a pm and I'll be glad to point you in the right direction anywhere in montgomery.
Thanks in advance.
PVG.
[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;5047628]Howdy gentlemen.
I will soon be living near to you and would love a rundown of the history of AMPs in this area.
I've been very active with the montgomery area AMP scene and have left happy from 5 out of 7 of the AMPs there. Anyone willing to provide a rundown of auburn and columbus or any other local areas please send a pm and I'll be glad to point you in the right direction anywhere in montgomery.
Thanks in advance.
PVG.[/QUOTE]Sadly Auburn / Opelika is dead or very UTR. Columbus is hit or miss. The few activities that are available are either really low-end or highly risky.
I sampled 3 of 4 establishments. Common theme, they upcharge by extending your time. 2 of them extended 30 minutes. The other gave me 4 hands and extended 30 minutes. Got a HE with some coxing at Oasis. Got alot of tease and HE at Days. Silk was no tease, no play by typical middle age ladies. Cindy at Oasis and Linda and then Mary (at Days the 2nd time.) So, not a great place to get relief. One other thing, all transactions occur at the front desk after session. Tip left in the room. No negotiations.
Haven't quite made the move, but the weeks are ticking down. Have driven by oasis a number of times and just from the look of the outside, I'm wondering if there will be fun to be had. That place has the look of some of the places I'm used to getting he regularly at. Full disclosure, I refuse to tip for diy, because then there will never be a chance of getting he. In my relatively short monger career, this alone has helped more than anything.
Anyway, if anyone has any past pleasant experiences there, please feel free to shoot me a pm.
PVG.
Had a dream last month here. I asked for Cindy per lots of recommendations. Cindy was the one who met me at the door. She said she had another client, but the other masseuse could help her. I missed her name, but she was maybe late-40's, pale skin. Paid. 4 initially for 30 minutes and told her I'd see how I felt when time was up. Time was up and I wanted more, so paid another. 2 to take the total to an hour. Massage was fine. Tease was very extended — I appreciate a good tease, but this was almost too much. Tipped. 4. Might repeat but only if Cindy's avail.
Anyone have a review of the new Day's Massage near the standalone Guthrie's on Opelika rd? Outside reminds me of a fun place in Montgomery where I always had good dreams. Please pm if anyone has any details.
Tia.
PVG.
Let's play and have fun.
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Visited Day's Massage on Pepperell. It was a very relaxing massage, to the point I almost fell asleep while my feet were being rubbed. A happy 1 hr massage was 60 +40 tip.
Best AMP experience in years. Very little English, but massage above average and lots of teasing and fun at the end. She never discussed money. It was like going back in time.
I'm looking at going back next week sometime. Anyone try for extras?
And while she made the attempt it was poor, I wound up handling things myself.
60 (+ 40, for the attempt).
Went today, called ahead set appt for 12 p and when I got there they were not ready and had to wait 30 min in a room. Overall a good experience and HE. A medium massage was good and I felt better when I left. Masseuse was Linda, older lady.
It's been my experience that appointments mean nothing to these places; due to no-shows it's realistically a first come first served system.
Their desire is to fill the place with back to back clients.
In addition, it has happened to me that a gentleman has showed up minutes before a massage I have "booked" and they have answered "yes" when entering and being asked if they had an appointment. Then a lady different from the one I had booked came in to my room. The one time it happened, the lady that came in realized what had happened and went to the room and switched with the lady I had requested. While I'm not keen on giving out my actual number or having it on any record there, there are free apps that mask a number or let you call from your phone with a different number. It isn't hard to use a fake name either especially if you're consistent. A lot of places will have a number you can text to book massages also especially when you've become a regular.
PVG.
[QUOTE=Wiregrass;5579703]It's been my experience that appointments mean nothing to these places; due to no-shows it's realistically a first come first served system.
Their desire is to fill the place with back to back clients.[/QUOTE]
If anyone has the scoop on Sun, Silk, or Oasis, please send me a pm. I'm interested to know if there have been good dreams over the years at these locations. If there are any more AMPs in this area that I've missed (except days) please let me know. All of these places have the neon exterior signs that are all very stereotypical of good dreams. Please send a pm and I'll be happy to share my local experiences.
Tia,
PVG.
Pulled a 2/2 on visits the other day. 1st location was a maybe when I walked in, but 2nd was a goto. Usually don't do this unless I book the sure-thing first and then the "maybe" one beforehand. So far the Auburn scene has been kind to me. Maybe it's just easier to get the goodies here, maybe it's my monger skill increasing, maybe it's me grabbing every lady by the ass when they first come in the room. Who knows could be anything. Trying to spread my reach so if anyone has anything to share via pm, please do!
Also, trusted seniors, please feel free to inquire by pm about my recent winning streak. To give an idea of how kind auburn has been to me, I have yet to strike out with any provider thus far (knock on wood). And I've gone through a few k at this point.
Unrelated, I saw "massage" hand-written on a yard sign on the west side of the road (university) just north of mccalisters. Anyone have eyes on this establishment yet? Unlikely location for an AMP and probably just a local provider, but thought I would ask.
Stay safe.
PVG.
Looks like there's a new AMP in Auburn! Haven't tested the waters yet, but looks to be promising especially with where they are advertising online. Will post a review when I can get in, hopefully before next weekend.
Roll call on local folks, this thread seems so dead LOL! Why'all local mongers send me a pm and let's share some stories.
PVG.
PVG, thanks for keeping up the good work in the forum. I've been scanning your AMP visits on here but finally decided to post. Keep up the good fight.
I was in town a couple of weeks ago and tried Sun for the first time. Nothing but a decent massage.