My flights with Fleshlight
I found with prior reading of fleshlight reviews, the users refer to their experiences as "flights", so here is my initial flight assessment.
1st try I had no luck, and I had such great expectations. I think some of it was in my head (as this seemed weird) and some of it is likely physical; by that I mean I'm used to death grip experiences and this is quite loose in comparison.
My second flight was another useless event.
For my third flight (this morning) I used some props. Porn and excess lube, and it worked. With the heavy lube it created a suction and some sloppy sex noises. I also now discovered with the fleshlights protruding pussy lips it offered some pleasant "push back" when probing the wet spot deep.
One other observation, this thing can swallow 8 - 9 inches (depending on how / where you measure it from). Way to big for me. I'd believe something smaller would be more useful and easier to hide.
I forgot, the first two times I pre-warmed it in hot water, that was nice. The third time I skipped that and the initial penetration was cold but it did warm up quickly enough.
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La Bocca Della Verita Review
Reliability: 8/10 (Mouth Tearing Slightly).
Comparison to Real BBBJ: 8-8. 5/10 (Almost there, missing live tongue amongst other things, still feels wonderful).
Value: 10/10 Have seen from 32 to 45 (ppb-price per blow, should last around 30-40 so 1 per blow roughly).
Tips: Warm water 5 minutes before use, use toy cleaner after and dry with rolled paper towel pushed into back of throat. For best feel powder outside and sprinkle inside with corn starch.
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Cheap Unpatented DIY Hands Free Fleshlight Setup
Parts.
Start with the 6 or 7 PVC and plumbing fittings in the below pictures (can be found at any home repair shop):
1 or 2-The T shaped PVC part is 1. 25", I cannot recall but the cap going into the bottom of the T may be a separate piece (screws in).
4-The L fittings are 1. 25" also and each has a male and female end.
1-The large black rubber piece with hose clamps has 2" on large opening end and 1. 5" on small opening end.
Assembly".
Attach 1. 5" black rubber piece end to T shaped PVC part as shown in Pic 2. Tighten hose clamp down with screw driver. These two pieces can be left together indefinitely.
As shown in Pic 3. Combine 1. 25" L shaped PVC parts to make 2 you shaped parts and insert onto each side of T shaped PVC fitting. I usually remove these and clean all parts after use, but is unnecessary if leaving cap on FL unit.
As shown in Pic 4. Insert Fleshlight (with or without end cap) into 2" side of black rubber fitting. Insert 1 or more inches and then tighten hose clamp with screwdriver.
As shown in Pic 5. Final step is to stack a weight (10 lb should work) on PVC fittings to prevent sliding or falling off whatever surface you decide to use on. Overhangs most surfaces (counter, table, etc.) by a good 12" or more.
After a few times practicing assembly takes less than a minute or two to insert FL unit, tighten down clamp, add L shaped PVC fiitings and then stack weight.
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Meiki no Syoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu Review
Reliability: 9. 5/10 (No tearing that I can see on this toy so far after many, many, many uses.
Meiki no Syoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu Experience: 9. 5/10 Nothing is perfect, but this gem gets pretty close for an artificial pussy. My favorite lotus type (in fleshlight terms) by far. Toy has some heft to it for being 3-4 inches shorter then FLs. As with the Julia +, get to experience the entire internals and even butt up against the end. Also comparably tight, but with a lot more detailed and intense sensations inside (DS is a bit less). Hard not to pop in short order after a round with China's finest. Packaging is ok, not as hot as the Julia+'s. The one drawback is that I cannot read the package, but who really gives a shit I guess.
Value: 7. 5/10 Pretty pricey around 80-90, which still may be cheaper than a FL Girl at some shops but ultimately worth it I think.
Tips: As with all toys, powder outside and inside with corn starch to get best feel before warm water. This one is hard to clean at first, but after a few goes loosens up a bit (use warm water and toy cleaner). Another tip to myself is that I need to find a submissive Asian wife LOL.
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Don't Bother, they all suck + DIY suggestion
I saw there was a forum on sex toys, so I'm sharing some perspective / experience to save you guys some time and money. I'll make my blanket statement, then go into some details: ALL SEX TOYS SUCK. And by sex toy, I'm talking strictly the "put your d!ck in this" type, ala Fleshlight, Tenga Flip, etc.
My short foray into PYDIT toys came from when my girl went out of town. I like to keep things operating at peak efficiency down there, so I decided tried a few. Having had many years of BB, PIV experience, my priority was going for something that approximates the real thing as closely as possible, so if your needs are to just stick it in SOMETHING, hey whatever trips your trigger. In my mind, a good PYDIT toy has: warmth, wetness (or wet slippery-ness), some tightness and as a bonus some kind of suction. In my personal situation, it also needs to be discreet, as in non-existent discreet. I'll detail some specific examples in another post if anyone wants to hear it, but my frustrations with the 4 or 5 I tried were thus:
1. They don't feel anything like the real thing. They just don't. Anyone who says otherwise just hasn't had the real thing, IMHO.
2. Nothing holds warmth.
3. You HAVE to use a water-based lube, which in addition to being unhealthy, feels awful.
4. Sometimes they smell (some more than others) which also means.
5. None are really very discreet (at least not enough for my needs).
I feel that 2 infinitely better options are your hand + oil (I go between olive oil and coconut) and a DIY I came up with that's cheap, easy and discreet:
*HOT BOTTLE "VAG" *.
Therapeutic Rubber Hot Water Bottle (eg. Carex or MABIS Hot Water Bottle - $10 at *some pharmacy*.
Belt or bungies (maybe 2) - your closet.
Lotion like Jergens, something greasy. Experiment (haven't tried oil, but I'm sure that would work fine as well).
Some. Um, tissue.
Here's what you do. Fill the bottle all the way up with uncomfortably warm water, also immerse it in the water. Not too hot, because these bottles hold heat pretty well, but your sensitivity may vary, so experiment and find a good temp. After about 5 min, dump out all but maybe 20-30% of the water, enough to fold it in half width-wise, but have some bulge to it. Pick an end for an "opening", put down some lotion in the middle and at the point of entry, use a belt or 2 to keep it together (if you need), stuff the other with a little tissue, and go to town.
Great things about this: feels great, discreet, cheap, easy to make / use, cleanup is also a breeze.
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To this forum, and it may sound weird, but ...
A frequent masseuse has been pegging me with a thin toy. Recently the discussion of lubes came up and surprisingly she says she uses plain old Olive OIL, from the cooking section. Once again I tried adding it to a hand lotion self tug. And I liked it. Bye bye baby oil. Try it, you may like it.