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[BLUE]Since you guys refuse to stay on topic in ANY review thread I've given you a space for your unending arguments. There are other threads like this around the forum, Cincy has The Octagon, Detroit has Motor City Madness, in Boston it's The Thunderdome. In keeping with Jacksonville's southern identity I thought The Woodshed was appropriate since it was the place Pappy took you to tan your hide.
There are a different set of rules in here. I won't redact fighting, you can call each other cocksuckers, stupid motherfuckers, whatever you want but no hate speech. The words, nigger, spick, kike, jap (but not Jap.) dot, ect. or any use of words intended to be racially or ethnically derogatory are still not allowed.
You may not post arrest or legal issues, nor unfounded STD reports, and as always absolutely nothing about anybody under the age of 18. Mostly what you can do it argue. What this means of course if there is ZERO tolerance on the review threads for that now. Normally it takes one infraction for a regular member to get put on permanent moderation and two for a senior to go back on. In Jax now that number is the same for both, 1.
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You're all a bunch of motherfuckers! I'm sure a lot of these providers have little bundles of joy 0_o.
On a serious note, good idea on this new thread, hopefully the review threads won't go off on daily tangents anymore. I'm just as guilty as others sometimes though, so will bring the "back and forth" over here when needed.
[BLUE]So the trick to lifting a quote from another thread and putting it here goes like this. Scohen I'm stealing one of yours from the BP thread.
So I see a post that I want to flame for some stupid reason. I click [i]Reply with Quote[/i] just like always, but then I remember "Fuck if I do this here A2 is gonna put me on moderation and being on moderation sucks. Fuck what do I do?"
Never fear grasshopper, just grab the whole quote. For you old fucks that means highlight the whole thing, right click, select copy. (That's on a PC, don't know, don't care how you do it on a Mac) It will look like the below without the stars in the begining and end, I added those to break the tags so you could see it all.
[*QUOTE=Scohen1025;2155515]Buddy, I think we need to talk. Those first three look pretty hot. But that last one looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every last branch on the way down. Oof maron.[*/QUOTE]
Then paste it here, it will look like this when your done
[QUOTE=Scohen1025;2155515]Buddy, I think we need to talk. Those first three look pretty hot. But that last one looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every last branch on the way down. Oof maron.[/QUOTE]Then type whatever you want.
Schoen you wouldn't know what good looking pussy looked like if it landed on your face. Or whatever.
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Something else to keep in mind. If this thread is interesting at all I may post here as myself and not the [BLUE][b]GODLIKE PRESENCE ON THE FORUM[/b][/BLUE] unless you guys would prefer I don't.
When I write in black like this, I'm in the hardhat zone as well and am just another asshole with an opinion and subject to the same vilification as anybody else.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2155954][BLUE]So the trick to lifting a quote from another thread and putting it here goes like this. Scohen I'm stealing one of yours from the BP thread.
So I see a post that I want to flame for some stupid reason. I click [i]Reply with Quote[/i] just like always, but then I remember "Fuck if I do this here A2 is gonna put me on moderation and being on moderation sucks. Fuck what do I do?"
Never fear grasshopper, just grab the whole quote. For you old fucks that means highlight the whole thing, right click, select copy. (That's on a PC, don't know, don't care how you do it on a Mac) It will look like the below without the stars in the begining and end, I added those to break the tags so you could see it all.
[*QUOTE=Scohen1025;2155515]Buddy, I think we need to talk. Those first three look pretty hot. But that last one looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every last branch on the way down. Oof maron.[*/QUOTE]
Then paste it here, it will look like this when your done
Then type whatever you want.
Schoen you wouldn't know what good looking pussy looked like if it landed on your face. Or whatever.
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Something else to keep in mind. If this thread is interesting at all I may post here as myself and not the [BLUE][b]GODLIKE PRESENCE ON THE FORUM[/b][/BLUE] unless you guys would prefer I don't.
When I write in black like this, I'm in the hardhat zone as well and am just another asshole with an opinion and subject to the same vilification as anybody else.[/QUOTE]I'm honored, great Bodhisattva of the slippery snail to have been an made example of by you. Your thoughts and opinions are welcomed by this redneck pervert any time. And it's SCOHEN, by the way, motherfucker!!
Your crazy Scohen.
[QUOTE=Scohen1025;2156100]I'm honored, great Bodhisattva of the slippery snail to have been an made example of by you. Your thoughts and opinions are welcomed by this redneck pervert any time. And it's SCOHEN, by the way, motherfucker!![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DirtyWild66;2156253]Your crazy Scohen.[/QUOTE]It's "you're crazy Scohen". Yes, the grammar nazi is here also.
I love it already lmfao.
[QUOTE=DirtyWild66;2156253]Your crazy Scohen.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Scohen1025;2156100]I'm honored, great Bodhisattva of the slippery snail to have been an made example of by you. Your thoughts and opinions are welcomed by this redneck pervert any time. And it's SCOHEN, by the way, motherfucker!![/QUOTE]I think Scohen is the ScockScucker. Just sayin'.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2155540][BLUE]Since you guys refuse to stay on topic in ANY review thread I've given you a space for your unending arguments. There are other threads like this around the forum, Cincy has The Octagon, Detroit has Motor City Madness, in Boston it's The Thunderdome. In keeping with Jacksonville's southern identity I thought The Woodshed was appropriate since it was the place Pappy took you to tan your hide.
There are a different set of rules in here. I won't redact fighting, you can call each other cocksuckers, stupid motherfuckers, whatever you want but no hate speech. The words, nigger, spick, kike, jap (but not Jap.) dot, ect. or any use of words intended to be racially or ethnically derogatory are still not allowed.
You may not post arrest or legal issues, nor unfounded STD reports, and as always absolutely nothing about anybody under the age of 18. Mostly what you can do it argue. What this means of course if there is ZERO tolerance on the review threads for that now. Normally it takes one infraction for a regular member to get put on permanent moderation and two for a senior to go back on. In Jax now that number is the same for both, 1.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]So those words you listed offend you but not what Scohen called you and not the antics of some of the people that list the nonsense they do with some of these broads? Got it. Maybe that Scohen fella is onto something. (Facepalm).
[QUOTE=Admin2;2155954][BLUE]So the trick to lifting a quote from another thread and putting it here goes like this. Scohen I'm stealing one of yours from the BP thread.
So I see a post that I want to flame for some stupid reason. I click [i]Reply with Quote[/i] just like always, but then I remember "Fuck if I do this here A2 is gonna put me on moderation and being on moderation sucks. Fuck what do I do?"
Never fear grasshopper, just grab the whole quote. For you old fucks that means highlight the whole thing, right click, select copy. (That's on a PC, don't know, don't care how you do it on a Mac) It will look like the below without the stars in the begining and end, I added those to break the tags so you could see it all.
[*QUOTE=Scohen1025;2155515]Buddy, I think we need to talk. Those first three look pretty hot. But that last one looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every last branch on the way down. Oof maron.[*/QUOTE]
Then paste it here, it will look like this when your done
Then type whatever you want.
Schoen you wouldn't know what good looking pussy looked like if it landed on your face. Or whatever.
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Something else to keep in mind. If this thread is interesting at all I may post here as myself and not the [BLUE][b]GODLIKE PRESENCE ON THE FORUM[/b][/BLUE] unless you guys would prefer I don't.
When I write in black like this, I'm in the hardhat zone as well and am just another asshole with an opinion and subject to the same vilification as anybody else.[/QUOTE]A2, I'm looking for some clarity here. I was just goofing on Golfgod when I responded to his post. Do you not want ANY comments like this (even if they are just in fun), or do you want only serious beefs taken to the shed? I LIKE this idea for sure either way.
Fellas, let's be realistic for a second here.
The ONLY ONE that shows her face is the one you're calling busted. The rest of them either hide their face, or they have it blurred out. Be honest, if that last one showed no face you'd all be complimenting her like crazy.
I mean, for all you know, the ones you're drooling over could be UGLIER than the last one.
But in all seriousness, I'd hookup with the last one. She has a nice body. But to each their own.
I-W-A.
Ummm, no. I wouldn't fuck her. Her body looks good enough, sure. But that grille on her looks really sour, and her face looks all sunken in. Maybe the camera is lying, but I kinda doubt it. Don't get me wrong. I've banged a few homely gals in my day, but she looks like a fucking goblin.
So I posted early but admin deleted my post with good reasoning after explaining to me why it was deleted. I still won't mention the name but this jackass has messaged several members not just me. What's funny is this idiot must have gotten band because now he is using my name as his new profile cause he messaged me again. Pipelayer10 is the real me and have been part of this board for years. Pipelayer11 I have no affiliation nor do I know this clown.
[QUOTE=Scohen1025;2156492] Don't get me wrong. I've banged a few homely gals in my day, ...[/QUOTE]Unfortunately momentum and an erection caused me to do the same thing.
[QUOTE=Scohen1025;2156492]goblin[/QUOTE]If her ad is in the right place, you're missing a be.
[QUOTE=Beachesnole02;2156594]Unfortunately momentum and an erection caused me to do the same thing.[/QUOTE]+ one drink too many.
[QUOTE=Scohen1025;2156492]A2, I'm looking for some clarity here. I was just goofing on Golfgod when I responded to his post. Do you not want ANY comments like this (even if they are just in fun), or do you want only serious beefs taken to the shed? I LIKE this idea for sure either way.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Gotta be careful if it erupts into douchebaggery then it's two guys on moderation. I never want to inhibit the sense of community here that doesn't come at the cost of other (mostly newer) members, but at the same time this shit that goes on for days sucks.
Most of the fight threads I've created run a similar pattern. First all feuds get settled, guys that have fucking hated each other forever work that shit out. After all that happens they kind of become a free fire, fuck you, joking, community thread that occasionally blow the fuck up with some serious fights.[/BLUE]
[QUOTE=Pipelayer10;2156569]So I posted early but admin deleted my post with good reasoning after explaining to me why it was deleted. I still won't mention the name but this jackass has messaged several members not just me. What's funny is this idiot must have gotten band because now he is using my name as his new profile cause he messaged me again. Pipelayer10 is the real me and have been part of this board for years. Pipelayer11 I have no affiliation nor do I know this clown.[/QUOTE][BLUE]I'll never understand guys that come here and care enough about the other guys to take the time to do this but I think they have specialty forums for them.[/BLUE]
Speaking personally and not as the admin, it's gay as fuck. So fucking weird that I can't get my head around it.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2156768][BLUE]Gotta be careful if it erupts into douchebaggery then it's two guys on moderation. I never want to inhibit the sense of community here that doesn't come at the cost of other (mostly newer) members, but at the same time this shit that goes on for days sucks.
Most of the fight threads I've created run a similar pattern. First all feuds get settled, guys that have fucking hated each other forever work that shit out. After all that happens they kind of become a free fire, fuck you, joking, community thread that occasionally blow the fuck up with some serious fights.[/BLUE]
[BLUE]I'll never understand guys that come here and care enough about the other guys to take the time to do this but I think they have specialty forums for them.[/BLUE]
Speaking personally and not as the admin, it's gay as fuck. So fucking weird that I can't get my head around it.[/QUOTE]Pipelayer10 has taken pictures of girls giving BBBJ's using a spy camera. He has terrorized a 22 year old girl and her family knowing her father hardily disapproved of her tricking. He has repeatedly tried to undercut a 21 year old who claims she doesn't even know him. And he persists in repeatedly claiming he is in possession of a Smith 9 mm, whatever that is. But OK, I'm the gay one. I will go troll on a crossdressers forum.
Time out. Why is MY comment in this category? I wasn't trying to offend anybody or be an asshole at all. Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding.
But to respond to what you said, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or standards. My point was that if her face wasn't shown, like the rest of them, the reactions would be very different. But to each their own. I think EVERY GUY has going to the gremlin route at some point. LOL. Hell, I'm STILL doing, but only because it doesn't seem like I could get anything else out here. Oh well, right?
By the way, she IS ugly. LOL. But we all look the same in the dark.
[QUOTE=Scohen1025;2156492]A2, I'm looking for some clarity here. I was just goofing on Golfgod when I responded to his post. Do you not want ANY comments like this (even if they are just in fun), or do you want only serious beefs taken to the shed? I LIKE this idea for sure either way.
Fellas, let's be realistic for a second here.
The ONLY ONE that shows her face is the one you're calling busted. The rest of them either hide their face, or they have it blurred out. Be honest, if that last one showed no face you'd all be complimenting her like crazy.
I mean, for all you know, the ones you're drooling over could be UGLIER than the last one.
But in all seriousness, I'd hookup with the last one. She has a nice body. But to each their own.
I-W-A.
Ummm, no. I wouldn't fuck her. Her body looks good enough, sure. But that grille on her looks really sour, and her face looks all sunken in. Maybe the camera is lying, but I kinda doubt it. Don't get me wrong. I've banged a few homely gals in my day, but she looks like a fucking goblin.[/QUOTE]
[blue]I posted and explained that not all of the posts I moved were douchey. When there is a thing like this going on I move all the posts involved. Often some of the posts moved are quite reasonable, it's just that the people around them aren't being reasonable. If I don't move them all it doesn't stop the bullshit in the other threads.
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[BLUE]Seriously, they just can't help themselves.
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[QUOTE=IWalkAlone;2156908]Time out. Why is MY comment in this category? I wasn't trying to offend anybody or be an asshole at all. Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding.
But to respond to what you said, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or standards. My point was that if her face wasn't shown, like the rest of them, the reactions would be very different. But to each their own. I think EVERY GUY has going to the gremlin route at some point. LOL. Hell, I'm STILL doing, but only because it doesn't seem like I could get anything else out here. Oh well, right?
By the way, she IS ugly. LOL. But we all look the same in the dark.
[blue]I posted and explained that not all of the posts I moved were douchey. When there is a thing like this going on I move all the posts involved. Often some of the posts moved are quite reasonable, it's just that the people around them aren't being reasonable. If I don't move them all it doesn't stop the bullshit in the other threads.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Take it easy, pal. I was only trying to follow the direction of the BIG guy, and not clog up the BP Ad reviews thread. Just explaining that I do have some standards. Let's hug it out?
[BLUE]So the resident troll has taken up a new hobby. He's now creating names that are similar to other members. If you see a name pop up which is very close to yours like Scohen1024, IWalkLonely, as we had with Pipelayer11 please drop me a note.
For the love of god, don't respond about it in the forum, remember the "coming home from the loser job, wacking off into grannies panties while reading about how many people he got to mention him" thing? Just drop me a PM, I'll ban the name and delete anything they posted along with any posts were it was quoted by another member.
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[QUOTE=Scohen1025;2157209]Take it easy, pal. I was only trying to follow the direction of the BIG guy, and not clog up the BP Ad reviews thread. Just explaining that I do have some standards. Let's hug it out?[/QUOTE]Oh, I'm not angry or anything. It just threw me off. I thought I did something wrong. LOL. It's all love.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2157252][BLUE]So the resident troll has taken up a new hobby. He's now creating names that are similar to other members. If you see a name pop up which is very close to yours like Scohen1024, IWalkLonely, as we had with Pipelayer11 please drop me a note.
For the love of god, don't respond about it in the forum, remember the "coming home from the loser job, wacking off into grannies panties while reading about how many people he got to mention him" thing? Just drop me a PM, I'll ban the name and delete anything they posted along with any posts were it was quoted by another member.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Anyone curious about this ass clown? I have all his info. PM me.
Good hunting.
TW.
[QUOTE=IWalkAlone;2156908]Time out. Why is MY comment in this category? I wasn't trying to offend anybody or be an asshole at all. Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding.
But to respond to what you said, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or standards. My point was that if her face wasn't shown, like the rest of them, the reactions would be very different. But to each their own. I think EVERY GUY has going to the gremlin route at some point. LOL. Hell, I'm STILL doing, but only because it doesn't seem like I could get anything else out here. Oh well, right?
By the way, she IS ugly. LOL. But we all look the same in the dark.
[blue]I posted and explained that not all of the posts I moved were douchey. When there is a thing like this going on I move all the posts involved. Often some of the posts moved are quite reasonable, it's just that the people around them aren't being reasonable. If I don't move them all it doesn't stop the bullshit in the other threads.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Maybe you should rename this particular forum from "the woodshed" to "irrelevant shit". LOL. Just saying. Then people might understand not every post in here will be argumentative.
Just figured as long as this forum was here, I'd say a big "fuck you" to dudes that have dicks that are of the size that apparently have access to the back doors of the ladies who say "I normally do that, but. ".
[QUOTE=PlayTiem;2161403]Just figured as long as this forum was here, I'd say a big "fuck you" to dudes that have dicks that are of the size that apparently have access to the back doors of the ladies who say "I normally do that, but. ".[/QUOTE]Amen brotha!
[QUOTE=PlayTiem;2161403]Just figured as long as this forum was here, I'd say a big "fuck you" to dudes that have dicks that are of the size that apparently have access to the back doors of the ladies who say "I normally do that, but. ".[/QUOTE]This is, what, a back door form of penis envy? LOL.
Great Moments in Misbehavin'.
(Imagine a sweet Spanish accent).
"I don't know, you're a pretty big boy!
(A few minutes later).
"It feets, it feets!
Pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel good but, hey, I'll take it.
[QUOTE=TallBear;2162052]This is, what, a back door form of penis envy? LOL.
Great Moments in Misbehavin'.
(Imagine a sweet Spanish accent).
"I don't know, you're a pretty big boy!
(A few minutes later).
"It feets, it feets!
Pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel good but, hey, I'll take it.[/QUOTE]Yep, exactly. I like tight butts and I cannot lie.
I'm kind of a generic looking white dude. I've had providers that I had previously visited with not remember me. Then I unzip my pants and they're all "ohhhh, NOW I remember you. " Has some advantages, has some disadvantages. One particularly racist provider didn't believe that I was actually 100% white (I am).
And, why are you sticking your feet in providers' asses? (I'd leave a winky emoticon here, but the board seems to like mangling them).
[QUOTE=PlayTiem;2162959]Yep, exactly. I like tight butts and I cannot lie.
I'm kind of a generic looking white dude. I've had providers that I had previously visited with not remember me. Then I unzip my pants and they're all "ohhhh, NOW I remember you. " Has some advantages, has some disadvantages. One particularly racist provider didn't believe that I was actually 100% white (I am).
And, why are you sticking your feet in providers' asses? (I'd leave a winky emoticon here, but the board seems to like mangling them).[/QUOTE]Yea there certainly is a duality to being bigger than average. On the one hand, girls love a big shaved "mini you" and you're more likely to get some side play because we all know females talk (non-working girls), and if you have a nice one girls are more inclined to give a French lesson. But on the other hand, Greek is usually out of the question as 99.9% girls aren't brave enough to try, and it gives sketchy providers an "out" during FS when they're trying to rush you saying "oh it hurts" I just give girls a weird look when they try to pull that and just think "I know you take 20 a day so I KNOW you can take this" LOL.
[QUOTE=JaxQt;2163293]Yea there certainly is a duality to being bigger than average. On the one hand, girls love a big shaved "mini you" and you're more likely to get some side play because we all know females talk (non-working girls), and if you have a nice one girls are more inclined to give a French lesson. But on the other hand, Greek is usually out of the question as 99.9% girls aren't brave enough to try, and it gives sketchy providers an "out" during FS when they're trying to rush you saying "oh it hurts" I just give girls a weird look when they try to pull that and just think "I know you take 20 a day so I KNOW you can take this" LOL.[/QUOTE]I think one of my favorite moments was when a girl said "you have a pretty penis. But you know this, don't you?" then she gave me a devilish little grin and put my fellow all the way down her throat.
I really do think most girls, working or otherwise, actually prefer average sized dicks. From conversations with working girls, it would seem that the smaller, the better. Just so long as the guy can nut in the time he paid for, the less wear and tear, the better.
I know that sometimes when I can feel a chick's cervix bumping around, some of them like that, and some of them HATE it. Not having one of them, I couldn't tell you what I think about that.
I can tell you that I was impressed with AG when me fucking her in the ass was her "warm-up" for someone else, and she told me as such. .
I am going to white knight both of the streetwalkers in Jacksonville.
[QUOTE=LurksAround;2165082]I am going to white knight both of the streetwalkers in Jacksonville.[/QUOTE]So much for the thought. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.
[QUOTE=Luknaround;2165899]So much for the thought. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.[/QUOTE]Where you been man?? Always looked forward to your reports.
Found some pictures on my old memory card some of you fellow mongers may like. Was during my last visit with Kati before she popped out another bundle of joy. Wish I could connect with her again, she certainly loves a well balanced diet of tube steaks :D
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[QUOTE=Admin2;2171597][BLUE]Our fearless leader was nice enough to write two rules regarding this;
Unless he happens to be borrowing your tallywacker while he's raw doggen some chick, then it's their business. He made this rule because this is one of those arguments where you will never, EVER change somebodies mind and it will go on for days and days.
If you're on the "wrap it up everytime" side then use the info to figure out which chicks to avoid, and if you're one of those "nature" guys then you can use it to know who to call.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Boom! (and he drops the mic).
Right on A2. I really don't see where it anybody's business what someone else does. I see these guys go crazy about this on the Charlotte forum and it really isn't anybody's business but theirs.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2171597][BLUE]Our fearless leader was nice enough to write two rules regarding this;
Unless he happens to be borrowing your tallywacker while he's raw doggen some chick, then it's their business. He made this rule because this is one of those arguments where you will never, EVER change somebodies mind and it will go on for days and days.
If you're on the "wrap it up everytime" side then use the info to figure out which chicks to avoid, and if you're one of those "nature" guys then you can use it to know who to call.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Admin2;2171597][BLUE]Our fearless leader was nice enough to write two rules regarding this;
Unless he happens to be borrowing your tallywacker while he's raw doggen some chick, then it's their business. He made this rule because this is one of those arguments where you will never, EVER change somebodies mind and it will go on for days and days.
If you're on the "wrap it up everytime" side then use the info to figure out which chicks to avoid, and if you're one of those "nature" guys then you can use it to know who to call.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Way to go A2. This absolutely astonishes me! You have mongers out there passing moral judgments and their out there fucking providers, the hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me. JD.
[QUOTE=JaxDog;2172225]Way to go A2. This absolutely astonishes me! You have mongers out there passing moral judgments and their out there fucking providers, the hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me. JD.[/QUOTE]Its not moral judgements, its like someone peeing in a pool, once hes done that everyone is swimming in his toilet.
Unless you have 80,000 dollars (Yeah that's the price for Sofosbuvir only cure for hep c), one may be better off just getting a gf than randomly raw dogging and possibly poisoning the jax pussy population. Nothing would kill the hobby than a epidemic, and we're already low on talent.