MotorCity Mayhem

[BLUE]This is the official fight club for Detroit. The rules on argumentative infractions are relaxed here. That means you can call a guy a fucking idiot and I won't do anything about it. You can't out personal info, you can't talk about arrests or legal problems of others, you can't say some chick has an STD, all the other rules still apply.

What you can do is call anybody, myself included if I haven't written in blue, pretty much anything you want. (except pedophile, we never take that issue lightly)

It also means there is [b]ZERO TOLERANCE[/b] for stupidity on ALL the other threads in Detroit.

I suggest you use what I have given you or I'm putting the whole city on moderation.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;2035019][BLUE]This is the official fight club for Detroit. The rules on argumentative infractions are relaxed here. That means you can call a guy a fucking idiot and I won't do anything about it. You can't out personal info, you can't talk about arrests or legal problems of others, you can't say some chick has an STD, all the other rules still apply.

What you can do is call anybody, myself included if I haven't written in blue, pretty much anything you want. (except pedophile, we never take that issue lightly)

It also means there is [b]ZERO TOLERANCE[/b] for stupidity on ALL the other threads in Detroit.

I suggest you use what I have given you or I'm putting the whole city on moderation.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Perfect place for people that need anger management. Classic!

Just for laughs...

1st RULE: You do not talk about MCM.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about MCM.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at MCM, you HAVE to fight.

I would like to start the ball rolling with 2 pet peeves of mine...feel free to agree or disagree.

1). MM has become a serious anchor in the strip club thread. Although he does have some value and interesting posts, I think his bulimic posting style has degenerated into commenting on other dudes posts just to say "nice job man"or "that's a bummer man, try this next time". Whenever I see his posts in the thread, I usually then have to avoid the thread for awhile to prevent myself from vomiting in my own mouth.

2). Joop needs to learn spelling and grammar. Perhaps we could somehow tap into some kind of free Obama fund to enable Joop to go back to the third grade..and maybe he will pay attention this time. If Obama funding won't cover education for Joop, perhaps it can be used by us to hire an interpreter for his posts.

That is all..have a great day!

JD.

So does this mean that we're all moderated?

[QUOTE=Tongue;2035123]So does this mean that we're all moderated?[/QUOTE]Maybe? Let me test.

DETROIT:

We were / are the murder capital of the world.

We are the first major city to go "bankrupt".

We MAY be the first City to go all Moderated (moderation is when your posts are screened for content before publishing).

I hope I live long enough to have a first we can be proud of.

Opps, we had that....We WERE the Car capital of the world. LOL.

[QUOTE=TenderMan;2035176]DETROIT:

We were / are the murder capital of the world.[/QUOTE]I beg to differ, its very difficult for any US city to compare to the violence in Central America.

Honduras averaged 19 murders a day, and that's down 6.5% from the previous year.

[URL]http://world.time.com/2014/02/17/honduras-is-still-the-murder-capital-of-the-world/[/URL]

Even on the world scale Detroit is not even in the top ten.

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate[/URL]

[QUOTE=JohnWise;2035027]So this means I can tell all the whiny little bitches to STFU and grow some balls and stop crying about some text on a computer screen?

Thanks A2, you should have done this a long time ago.[/QUOTE]Yes it does, you can call them bitches, cocksuckers, douchebags, assholes, but you can't call them niggers, spikes, fags, or a jap (unless you are abbreviating Japan with Jap. That's ok) while hatefulness is encouraged, hate speech will be punished.

[QUOTE=Bratley1055;2035034]Perfect place for people that need anger management. Classic![/QUOTE]You're welcome.

[QUOTE=DetLurker;2035057]Just for laughs...

1st RULE: You do not talk about MCM.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about MCM.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at MCM, you HAVE to fight.[/QUOTE]Fuck rule number 5.

[QUOTE=Tongue;2035123]So does this mean that we're all moderated?[/QUOTE]No, at this time I put a bunch of you guys back on moderation, but the city itself isn't.

[QUOTE=MichiganDl;2035376]Thanks A2. Even though I still feel I didn't say anything to deserve getting an infraction. Your still alright by me.[/QUOTE]I like you too Mich, but this;.

[QUOTE]I'm not concerned in the least bit with your opinion. It means nothing to me. Your posts mean nothing to me either. You seem to want to hop around from city to city on this forum and put your 2 cents in on all types of useless posts.[/QUOTE]Is argumentative in any language.

A2.

Are the people in this "mayhem" the only ones who can see these posts?

[QUOTE=Tongue;2035467]Are the people in this "mayhem" the only ones who can see these posts?[/QUOTE]Anybody anywhere can jump in. The one in Cincy actually turned into a pretty coll thread. Sometimes it's fighting but mostly it just REALLY random far afield stuff.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;2035060]I would like to start the ball rolling with 2 pet peeves of mine...feel free to agree or disagree.

1). MM has become a serious anchor in the strip club thread. Although he does have some value and interesting posts, I think his bulimic posting style has degenerated into commenting on other dudes posts just to say "nice job man"or "that's a bummer man, try this next time". Whenever I see his posts in the thread, I usually then have to avoid the thread for awhile to prevent myself from vomiting in my own mouth.

2). Joop needs to learn spelling and grammar. Perhaps we could somehow tap into some kind of free Obama fund to enable Joop to go back to the third grade..and maybe he will pay attention this time. If Obama funding won't cover education for Joop, perhaps it can be used by us to hire an interpreter for his posts.

That is all..have a great day!

JD.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Plumber2;2035099]Poor Joop. That guy gets a little ribbing everywhere. He probably a nice guy too. Just grammatically challenged. For the long winded strip club posts, I just quickly gloss over them for interesting information.[/QUOTE]Joop, even if English is his second language should be doing much better, based upon how long that he has lived here in the states. When you couple that with the incessant posts about "get a SP" when folks explain why they like to munger in strip clubs reinforce this. Lastly, he has tons of posts but no real helpful info other than "you may get rob". Just once, could he conjugate a fucking verb!

It is you may get "robbED" not you may get "rob". It sounds as if you go visit that BP poster and instead of getting down with a chick, you end up hooking up with some guy in lingerie!

[QUOTE=Jd2011;2035060]I would like to start the ball rolling with 2 pet peeves of mine...feel free to agree or disagree.

1). MM has become a serious anchor in the strip club thread. Although he does have some value and interesting posts, I think his bulimic posting style has degenerated into commenting on other dudes posts just to say "nice job man"or "that's a bummer man, try this next time". Whenever I see his posts in the thread, I usually then have to avoid the thread for awhile to prevent myself from vomiting in my own mouth.

2). Joop needs to learn spelling and grammar. Perhaps we could somehow tap into some kind of free Obama fund to enable Joop to go back to the third grade..and maybe he will pay attention this time. If Obama funding won't cover education for Joop, perhaps it can be used by us to hire an interpreter for his posts.

That is all..have a great day!

JD.[/QUOTE]Yes, it's one thing to gloss over a couple posts that don't interest you, but when MareloboMex occupies the thread with five pages of quoted posts that may be two months old that's a royal pain-in-the-ass!

Can't he just PM those guys, does he have to quote the whole feckin' thread? Can we send him a Reader's Digest of the strip club section on a monthly basis so he doesn't muck up the whole feckin' section?

I'm waiting for a post of his that is so detailed that he tells which rental car company he used at DTW and the counter clerk's name, and which order he placed his socks on in the morning while having a continental breakfast at Courtyard by Marriott.

I love this thread!!

[QUOTE=Passenger;2036105]Yes, it's one thing to gloss over a couple posts that don't interest you, but when MareloboMex occupies the thread with five pages of quoted posts that may be two months old that's a royal pain-in-the-ass!

Can't he just PM those guys, does he have to quote the whole feckin' thread? Can we send him a Reader's Digest of the strip club section on a monthly basis so he doesn't muck up the whole feckin' section?

I'm waiting for a post of his that is so detailed that he tells which rental car company he used at DTW and the counter clerk's name, and which order he placed his socks on in the morning while having a continental breakfast at Courtyard by Marriott.[/QUOTE]

You guys need to cool out on Joop. Maybe he just likes those red spell check lines underneath his text.

Baby no like MM because of his post frequency? I invite you fuckers to Chicago. There's no place in Chicago where you can go into a strip club and get a 1/2 and 1/2 for $1.2.

If you knew how easy you guys have it, you would cut MM and Hoop some slack.

Crybabies.

[QUOTE=RogerC;2036461]Baby no like MM because of his post frequency? I invite you fuckers to Chicago. There's no place in Chicago where you can go into a strip club and get a 1/2 and 1/2 for $1.2.

If you knew how easy you guys have it, you would cut MM and Hoop some slack.

Crybabies.[/QUOTE]It's been so easy to get balled in a Detroit strip club for over a decade that only the galactically stupid need a step-by-step tutorial to get a nut in the VIP. Shit, for years the fuckin and suckin was going on in the Hamilton bars in an open room without separate booths.

Yeah, we know how easy we have it here in Detroit clubs, that's why there is no need for a sequential soliloquy of what Marlboro Man does at his booth and conversation with the valet before he tells us for the 99th time that he only gets head and blows his wad on the dancers face. He should just cut and paste his reviews.

Yeah, yeah we all know that Chicago is a frigid city in more ways than one. We hate your sports teams, you don't have any college sports worth a shit and your strip clubs are even worse.

Who the fuck is Hoop?

Amen brother!

[QUOTE=Passenger;2036569]It's been so easy to get balled in a Detroit strip club for over a decade that only the galactically stupid need a step-by-step tutorial to get a nut in the VIP. Shit, for years the fuckin and suckin was going on in the Hamilton bars in an open room without separate booths.

Yeah, we know how easy we have it here in Detroit clubs, that's why there is no need for a sequential soliloquy of what Marlboro Man does at his booth and conversation with the valet before he tells us for the 99th time that he only gets head and blows his wad on the dancers face. He should just cut and paste his reviews.

Yeah, yeah we all know that Chicago is a frigid city in more ways than one. We hate your sports teams, you don't have any college sports worth a shit and your strip clubs are even worse.

Who the fuck is Hoop?[/QUOTE]

It's not rocket science.

[QUOTE=Passenger;2036569]It's been so easy to get balled in a Detroit strip club for over a decade that only the galactically stupid need a step-by-step tutorial to get a nut in the VIP. Shit, for years the fuckin and suckin was going on in the Hamilton bars in an open room without separate booths.

Yeah, we know how easy we have it here in Detroit clubs, that's why there is no need for a sequential soliloquy of what Marlboro Man does at his booth and conversation with the valet before he tells us for the 99th time that he only gets head and blows his wad on the dancers face. He should just cut and paste his reviews.

Yeah, yeah we all know that Chicago is a frigid city in more ways than one. We hate your sports teams, you don't have any college sports worth a shit and your strip clubs are even worse.

Who the fuck is Hoop?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Passenger;2036569]It's been so easy to get balled in a Detroit strip club for over a decade that only the galactically stupid need a step-by-step tutorial to get a nut in the VIP. Shit, for years the fuckin and suckin was going on in the Hamilton bars in an open room without separate booths.

Yeah, we know how easy we have it here in Detroit clubs, that's why there is no need for a sequential soliloquy of what Marlboro Man does at his booth and conversation with the valet before he tells us for the 99th time that he only gets head and blows his wad on the dancers face. He should just cut and paste his reviews.

Yeah, yeah we all know that Chicago is a frigid city in more ways than one. We hate your sports teams, you don't have any college sports worth a shit and your strip clubs are even worse.

Who the fuck is Hoop?[/QUOTE]Can you give me the link to the 101 thread? Thanks. LOL.

[QUOTE=Weezon;2039955]Can you give me the link to the 101 thread? Thanks. LOL.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?11065-Strip-Club-101-for-Newbies[/URL]

Damn, Mex is taking a beating in here. I think his reports about his experiences are informative and they make interesting reading. His posts responding to the reports of others are definitely less interesting, but they manage to highlight the Best Of recent reports. So, what's the harm?

I also see that Joop is being shat all over in here. But TW22 is right. His posts are sometimes informative, often in a brotherly spirit, and sometimes funny because they seem like part of some experiment to confirm the infinite monkey theorem.

[QUOTE=TwoWheeler21;2036402]You guys need to cool out on Joop. Maybe he just likes those red spell check lines underneath his text.[/QUOTE]Thanks what are red spell checks.

I have to admit... I actually enjoy reading the admin edits of people's deleted posts. Douchbaggery is an awesome word.

[QUOTE=Jooop;2040587]Thanks what are red spell checks.[/QUOTE]On google chrome there is a service that underlines spelling mistakes with red lines.

[QUOTE=Apkano;2040691]I have to admit... I actually enjoy reading the admin edits of people's deleted posts. Douchbaggery is an awesome word.[/QUOTE][BLUE]I try and make it enjoyable for you guys that have had to suffer through the stupidity.[/BLUE]

On a personal note, I got to say I'm somewhat disappointed by the productivity in this thread. As much as you guys seemed to enjoy mixing it up in the SW thread I expected more entertaining reading here.

Do you guys know how to import a quote from one thread to another?

A2.

It's one of the reasons I start threads like this. It gives you guys a chance to shout back a little. Here's the deal, stopping that kind of stupidity is one of the mandates that Jax gave me when I got the job.

So what if he's stupid, ignore his stupid ass. Why even take the time to respond? Ignoring somebody you think is an idiot takes three clicks, three clicks! Taking the time to write is a whole lot more work than that. He wants to stop it for two reasons, first its just stupid and it clogs up the threads. It keeps away the guys that come here to see reviews. Second it runs off new blood. This is a commercial endeavor, the idea is to attract eyeballs that we can convert into advertising dollars. While this hobby is something all of us share, we are all huge pussy hounds down here in Argentina, the bottom line is, well, the bottom line. His "ilk" contribute nothing of value often because they never get the chance.

I have heard over and over how "You're running off all the long time Seniors" I don't see it. I see some guys that get pissed because I won't let them shit all over people anymore, but they cause more trouble than they are worth. Since I've taken over moderation post count is up, membership is up, ads are up. By any metric you care to mention besides number of potshots taken at new guys, I'm doing a really good job and most importantly Jax is happy with it.

I haven't seen many guys that have been a member of his forums longer than I have. My personal account goes back to 2004 and I've got over 2000 posts. I've reviewed something like 200 chicks I'm not some collage kid that got this job because I'm good at statistical analysis, I'm an OP (original putanyero) I know what makes a good forum. It's why I got the job.

At the end of the day, it's Jax's world here, we all play by his rules. If he would have wanted a rule that said new guys aren't allowed to ask questions he would have posted one. There isn't any. There are however many that prohibit argumentative behavior.

The forum is about pussy, that's what we are all here for. If you don't like somebody ignore them. If they broke a rule, report it. If you think they are being a dick and I'm missing something, send me a PM, I'll review their last 50 posts, I do it everyday. What you can't do (except here) is "call them out" those days are just over. I'm sorry if you had to suffer through it, but you can't do it to others. It wasn't like that when I started posting here, and it's way past time we put a stop to it. The quality, in your opinion, may be down. But just like every other city I've done this in, it will come back. It always does because we offer a good product, guys still want to get laid, and they want to see what some chick is like before they lay down their money. Some of the guys that have gotten used to running their own cities may not make it, but others step in and in a year there will be more, not less posts.

I didn't write this in blue ink, this is me the guy, not A2 the godlike presence on the forum. If you think I'm wrong about this or just feel like calling me a fuckwad, have at it brother it's why I made the thread.

I'm not sure what sausage fest you're talking about but if you want to drop me a line, I'll look at it.

[QUOTE=DoubleT;2041430]While it was inevidable and long over due that this thread should have been created, You pissed off a lot, if not all, of the long time seniors when you also reprimanded and put us all on probation. All because some newbie douche bag as swipe was too stupid to know the definition of "starfish" and was too fucking lazy to google it. Assholes like that couldn't get laid in a Chinese working girl house with two bags of rice because they're too fucking stupid and lazy. Hence, his ilk contribute nothing of substance to the forum. He was also too fucking stupid to read between the lines about WHY we told him NOT to go see Devon and started all this shit instead. We all understood why you did what you did, but allowing one asshat to spill his drink on all of us when he tripped on his dick is what didn't sit well.

Next we have to put up with the sausage fest until you put a stop to that, BTW, thank you!

And once again the BP thread is clogged up with one post idiots asking; "any info on this one". Hint: if you're too fucking stupid to know how to use a computer or even read, then step the fuck on.

Is it any wonder why the long time Detroit seniors get an attitude about this stuff? Hell I remember MwJrp giving me a mild ***** slap when I was still a newbie under my old moniker Twatteaser.

The quality of all the Detroit threads is suffering now. Look at what's getting posted, and who's NOT posting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DoubleT;2041430]While it was inevidable and long over due that this thread should have been created, You pissed off a lot, if not all, of the long time seniors when you also reprimanded and put us all on probation. All because some newbie douche bag as swipe was too stupid to know the definition of "starfish" and was too fucking lazy to google it. Assholes like that couldn't get laid in a Chinese working girl house with two bags of rice because they're too fucking stupid and lazy. Hence, his ilk contribute nothing of substance to the forum. He was also too fucking stupid to read between the lines about WHY we told him NOT to go see Devon and started all this shit instead. We all understood why you did what you did, but allowing one asshat to spill his drink on all of us when he tripped on his dick is what didn't sit well.

Next we have to put up with the sausage fest until you put a stop to that, BTW, thank you!

And once again the BP thread is clogged up with one post idiots asking; "any info on this one". Hint: if you're too fucking stupid to know how to use a computer or even read, then step the fuck on.

Is it any wonder why the long time Detroit seniors get an attitude about this stuff? Hell I remember MwJrp giving me a mild ***** slap when I was still a newbie under my old moniker Twatteaser.

The quality of all the Detroit threads is suffering now. Look at what's getting posted, and who's NOT posting.[/QUOTE]For the life of me, I cannot understand how a bunch of guys who have to pay for sex can act so high and mighty.

[QUOTE=TullyBlanchard;2041463]For the life of me, I cannot understand how a bunch of guys who have to pay for sex can act so high and mighty...[/QUOTE]Brother I live in South America, if I wanted to quit the hobby I would be pretty eligible here. I'm no Brad Pitt but I stay in shape, I speak the language, I make a really good living, I'm not terrible to look at and I've had enough "success" with regular chicks that pulling has never been a problem. I'm not claiming to be some kind of pick up artist, just saying chicks don't scare me and I can be charming enough when I want, and a big enough asshole when they need me to be.

I'm in this hobby because it's fucking easier. I just got tired of all the fucking drama usually associated with "free" pussy, not to mention how much more expensive "free" pussy is. This was lunch yesterday [URL]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Guada_15-2316-9566_13165.htm[/URL] about 37 bucks for an hour, all access pass, really sweet, and very, very good at her job. Now if you know a place where you can walk into a bar whenever you want, and have her waiting to fuck you, salute.

Of course it helps that the hobby is legal here and there are over 30,000 sex workers in Buenos Aires.

I do agree with the high and mighty part though.

A2.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2041751]
I'm in this hobby because it's fucking easier. I just got tired of all the fucking drama usually associated with "free" pussy, not to mention how much more expensive "free" pussy is.[/QUOTE]This man speaks the truth.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2041751]Brother I live in South America, if I wanted to quit the hobby I would be pretty eligible here. I'm no Brad Pitt but I stay in shape, I speak the language, I make a really good living, I'm not terrible to look at and I've had enough "success" with regular chicks that pulling has never been a problem. I'm not claiming to be some kind of pick up artist, just saying chicks don't scare me and I can be charming enough when I want, and a big enough asshole when they need me to be.

I'm in this hobby because it's fucking easier. I just got tired of all the fucking drama usually associated with "free" pussy, not to mention how much more expensive "free" pussy is. This was lunch yesterday [URL]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Guada_15-2316-9566_13165.htm[/URL] about 37 bucks for an hour, all access pass, really sweet, and very, very good at her job. Now if you know a place where you can walk into a bar whenever you want, and have her waiting to fuck you, salute.

Of course it helps that the hobby is legal here and there are over 30,000 sex workers in Buenos Aires.

I do agree with the high and mighty part though.

A2.[/QUOTE]Wow... 37 bucks an hour for her..maybe I should take a trip to Buenos Aires.

[QUOTE=Smileguy118;2041859]Wow... 37 bucks an hour for her..maybe I should take a trip to Buenos Aires.[/QUOTE]That all of us involved in the forum live here. If you're not a dick we may even let you stay at the Monger Mansion.

About 75% of the chicks on that site are real, and run from 35-80 bucks an hour. The higher end chicks the hour is more relaxed. You're not going to be there 2 or 3 but usually a long hour. 90% BBBJ about half all access. The issue of Mpop or no is unknown here, it's assumed you will nut twice. Half hours usually go for 25-40, that is just one nut though.

If you don't like her there are 29,999 more to look at.

[QUOTE=EasyRider22;2040503][URL]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?11065-Strip-Club-101-for-Newbies[/URL][/QUOTE]Dude, I was joking.