Toys for men?

I can't believe that I'm starting a new post in an unpublished area of this site; that probably means there won't be anyone reading. Or even responding here.

Anyways, my question is ... what under $100, discreet masturbation toys do y'all recommend for men? After nearly 50 years since puberty, Rosey Palm (and her five daughters) are getting way too familiar (and pursuing backpage gals with their games is equally tiring).

I can find many favorable recommendations on various products, but further research often shows others poo-pooing each of them.

[QUOTE=Wiregrass;2236631]I can't believe that I'm starting a new post in an unpublished area of this site; that probably means there won't be anyone reading. Or even responding here.

Anyways, my question is ... what under $100, discreet masturbation toys do y'all recommend for men? After nearly 50 years since puberty, Rosey Palm (and her five daughters) are getting way too familiar (and pursuing backpage gals with their games is equally tiring).

I can find many favorable recommendations on various products, but further research often shows others poo-pooing each of them.[/QUOTE]Although this topic is not in accord with this sites purpose (to find pussy) it is a valid topic for a number of reasons. For the young studs than spurt in about 2 minutes some time with Rosey before a $$ play date will help. There is also some discussion on the sex addiction thread and maybe some members on there will chime in. Here in Orlando we have Fairvilla mega store and if you are not too bashful ask one of the sales girls there this question. Besides the entertainment value, you would be impressed at how helpful they are. After the market crash in 08 I found a new friend in Rosey being so broke and ended up making something myself.

Your reply reminded me of an event that I experienced. Perhaps 3 years ago I went into a sex store (oops, marital aids in Ala.). The only attendant was a early 20's, pretty, small girl. I asked her several embarrassing questions (ref. Lubes) and she didn't flinch; however I felt that she used canned responses and wasn't relying on personal experience. So much for gaining insight.

Just to be bold I have now ordered a FleshLight. So many choices and no experience with them led me to order blindly. I think its a Pink Lady Mini Lotus, whatever that it? I'm not sure I'll prefer this over Rosie but figured to see what all the hoopla is over toys.

I found with prior reading of fleshlight reviews, the users refer to their experiences as "flights", so here is my initial flight assessment.

1st try I had no luck, and I had such great expectations. I think some of it was in my head (as this seemed weird) and some of it is likely physical; by that I mean I'm used to death grip experiences and this is quite loose in comparison.

My second flight was another useless event.

For my third flight (this morning) I used some props. Porn and excess lube, and it worked. With the heavy lube it created a suction and some sloppy sex noises. I also now discovered with the fleshlights protruding pussy lips it offered some pleasant "push back" when probing the wet spot deep.

One other observation, this thing can swallow 8 - 9 inches (depending on how / where you measure it from). Way to big for me. I'd believe something smaller would be more useful and easier to hide.

I forgot, the first two times I pre-warmed it in hot water, that was nice. The third time I skipped that and the initial penetration was cold but it did warm up quickly enough.

This morning I received a private message from another user, suggesting that before flying I use a condom or rubber band on the inner sleeve to provide a snugger fit. That sounds useful so I'll give it a try. I'm speculating that he prefers to remain anonymous so I won't divulge who.

Thank you for this tip.

I just managed to delete my own post, not what I wanted.

What I said, previously, was I had another (two way) failure. First I was unable to wrap the inner toy sleeve with a condom (Skins Brand) as it was much too tight a fit. Second, without additional stimulation it was simply a bust, not enough grip to suit me. Next time I'll try the rubber band trick and return to porn for additional help.

After that? Well, is there a market for a used toy? What category should I post it on craigslist?

Reliability: 8/10 (Mouth Tearing Slightly).

Comparison to Real BBBJ: 8-8. 5/10 (Almost there, missing live tongue amongst other things, still feels wonderful).

Value: 10/10 Have seen from 32 to 45 (ppb-price per blow, should last around 30-40 so 1 per blow roughly).

Tips: Warm water 5 minutes before use, use toy cleaner after and dry with rolled paper towel pushed into back of throat. For best feel powder outside and sprinkle inside with corn starch.

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Not wishing to be rude, but have you actually tried that product? If so then please write of your experiences.

I can find hundreds of raves for the fleshlight but it's now MY REPEATED EXPERIENCE that it was mostly hype. So yes, I'm now skeptical.

I've now tried the rubber band trick, my results: I couldn't find the right size bands. Everything was either too loose or too tight. And I'm afraid with continued use they will damage the soft material. It's a good toy for the women to tease us with but don't expect it to cinch the deal.

Rosie Palm and her daughters do it right, every time, and doesn't cost a dime.

[QUOTE=Wiregrass;2264608]Not wishing to be rude, but have you actually tried that product? If so then please write of your experiences.

I can find hundreds of raves for the fleshlight but it's now MY REPEATED EXPERIENCE that it was mostly hype. So yes, I'm now skeptical.

I've now tried the rubber band trick, my results: I couldn't find the right size bands. Everything was either too loose or too tight. And I'm afraid with continued use they will damage the soft material. It's a good toy for the women to tease us with but don't expect it to cinch the deal.

Rosie Palm and her daughters do it right, every time, and doesn't cost a dime.[/QUOTE]Yes, I own and that's my photo to show the look of the product (the teeth give it a bit of added realism). Fleshlights really aren't that great (I have had 3 FLs-forbidden, lotus, another threw out due to mold) unless you are using hands free will post some photos later of a cheap DIY setup. The Japanese / Korean toys I'm finding to be way tighter, perhaps because they're molded after Asian models. Anyways, will post my experiences / pictures with the other 3 onaholes I listed below too later. Saw this topic and though I'd share my favorites (not a sex toy salesman LOL). There's no substitute for the real thing, but still trying to find something close / less expensive.

Waiting for your factual reports; and as we're all friends helping friends, please keep it real.

Parts.

Start with the 6 or 7 PVC and plumbing fittings in the below pictures (can be found at any home repair shop):

1 or 2-The T shaped PVC part is 1. 25", I cannot recall but the cap going into the bottom of the T may be a separate piece (screws in).

4-The L fittings are 1. 25" also and each has a male and female end.

1-The large black rubber piece with hose clamps has 2" on large opening end and 1. 5" on small opening end.

Assembly".

Attach 1. 5" black rubber piece end to T shaped PVC part as shown in Pic 2. Tighten hose clamp down with screw driver. These two pieces can be left together indefinitely.

As shown in Pic 3. Combine 1. 25" L shaped PVC parts to make 2 you shaped parts and insert onto each side of T shaped PVC fitting. I usually remove these and clean all parts after use, but is unnecessary if leaving cap on FL unit.

As shown in Pic 4. Insert Fleshlight (with or without end cap) into 2" side of black rubber fitting. Insert 1 or more inches and then tighten hose clamp with screwdriver.

As shown in Pic 5. Final step is to stack a weight (10 lb should work) on PVC fittings to prevent sliding or falling off whatever surface you decide to use on. Overhangs most surfaces (counter, table, etc.) by a good 12" or more.

After a few times practicing assembly takes less than a minute or two to insert FL unit, tighten down clamp, add L shaped PVC fiitings and then stack weight.

Reliability: 9/10 (So far no tearing at the entry, have used around 3 times-not ready to give a perfect score until after several months of use).

Julia+ Experience: 8. 5/10 The packaging alone is really appealing, but the toy is unlike any other I own. Has a miniature scale set of breasts / ass (fun to play with and slap around LOL) while the entry is life-size. "She" also has an hour glass figure and other added details like shoulders-belly button. Figure is probably around 7-8" long and I am able to get the full effect of all of the details inside. Tight toy overall and hard to last long on the pop. Only drawback is that I must use hands.

Value: 9. 5/10 Goes for around 60-70, which is cheaper than a FL Girl at any shop. Definitely less expensive (over several uses) then CFS and quite possibly better feeling (be sure to powder inside with corn starch for added texture before soaking in warm water) since this is a bareback experience-debateable.

Tips: When finished with packaging on these toys be sure to place in your 'favorite' neighbor's trash bin so that their wife has a chance to see j / k.

Reliability: 9. 5/10 (No tearing that I can see on this toy so far after many, many, many uses.

Meiki no Syoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu Experience: 9. 5/10 Nothing is perfect, but this gem gets pretty close for an artificial pussy. My favorite lotus type (in fleshlight terms) by far. Toy has some heft to it for being 3-4 inches shorter then FLs. As with the Julia +, get to experience the entire internals and even butt up against the end. Also comparably tight, but with a lot more detailed and intense sensations inside (DS is a bit less). Hard not to pop in short order after a round with China's finest. Packaging is ok, not as hot as the Julia+'s. The one drawback is that I cannot read the package, but who really gives a shit I guess.

Value: 7. 5/10 Pretty pricey around 80-90, which still may be cheaper than a FL Girl at some shops but ultimately worth it I think.

Tips: As with all toys, powder outside and inside with corn starch to get best feel before warm water. This one is hard to clean at first, but after a few goes loosens up a bit (use warm water and toy cleaner). Another tip to myself is that I need to find a submissive Asian wife LOL.

Reliability: 9. 5/10 (Again no tearing after several uses, but not handing out perfect score-this one seems like it may be the most durable of them all).

Tong-GGO Experience: 9. 0/10. If you're into an extreme death grip anal simulation, this fits the bill. You must be hard to insert to begin with, but even so if you are above average or even slightly above average it is difficult to insert during your first round. This anal toy is so tight that if you let go while engaged it will spring forward and fly off LOL. Also be careful on the pop (again doesn't take long), as your deposit may find it's way back if you keep going. Around 3 or so inches shorter than the FL Forbidden which allows a front to end experience. Also way tighter than the FL Forbidden. Haven't taken a trip to the island yet in real life (not sure I want to either), so cannot compare to the real thing but I imagine this is like having your way with the tightest ass in the world. Material is a bit sticky after use until drying and powdering.

Value: 9. 5/10. Around 60 or less.

Tips: Using both hands makes for a better experience and not much lube is required. Easy to clean as well.

This is my last review under this forum until I find something else worthy of posting. Out of the four or five toys I reviewed, my favorite (go to) would have to be the La Bocca Della Verita even though it may not last long-time will tell. Second favorite would be Julia+, close third the ZXY (abbreviated), fourth Tong-GGO and last fleshlights.

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