Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Utrtts;7283814]Give me one price for an hour of GFE: LFK, DFK, BBBJ warm-up, DATY, CFS. Remember we're really paying for time so MPOPs should always be available.

One upgrade price for whatever her PSE activities are (all or any of Rim, Greek, CIM, COF, BFS, etc.).

Publicize it so we don't have to ever talk about money on the phone, in text, or in person.[/QUOTE]Seriously, this is how it should be. We should pay for time (hhr, hr, 2 hr), and upgrade from GFE to PSE. That's it. MSOG should be standard for hr and above.

[QUOTE=Utrtts;7283814]Hate the car dealer upgrade pricing .[/QUOTE]This should henceforth be known as "getting a Bernie Moreno".

[QUOTE=RomoLampkin;7285015]This should henceforth be known as "getting a Bernie Moreno".[/QUOTE]You just got moreno'd.

[QUOTE=TimeForFun1982;7284487]I mean. We used to have that with the office / apartment asians, then dummies started tipping trying to get more and we ended up getting less for more. Mongers are great at ruining a good thing.[/QUOTE]Some of these mongers are idiots. They overpay and the spas see that and expect it everytime.

If I get a HE, I tip for that. If I get a tittie suck too, a little more. If it is over the clothes, I won't do anything and ill flip back over and finish with a standard massage, small tip and never go back.

I visited along recently. I wanted to try the table shower experience with a massage.

I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL.

Rushed me into a room and she said 'get ready'.

I heard another come in and she rushed up to greet him. About 5 minutes later she comes back 'very busy long wait. Maybe 20 minutes'.

I had already paid, gotten naked, and was interested in the shower so I decided to wait to give it a try.

About 15 minutes later a girl rushed in still wearing a coat and had no clue what I wanted.

The shower was odd. Water warm but I don't feel like I was ever 'fully wet' if that makes sense. Also the shower is built for someone under 6' .I'm 6. 5' tall and simply didn't fit. When I flipped it was a little more comfortable but still not ideal with my feet hanging over the ledge. Received a soapy HJ in the shower not a lot of teasing before the flip.

Toweled off and over to the massage room. Sub par massage. No teasing, no 2nd pop, just 'meh'.

The best part? I go to leave and give her a tip. She looks at me confused 'you got shower and 1 hour. That's $90!' And proceeded to start arguing with me to pay for the services I received. I tried telling her several times 'I paid already. That's your tip' When another guy walked in I just said to her 'that's your money for tip' turned and I walked about the door.

[QUOTE=TimeForFun1982;7284487]I mean. We used to have that with the office / apartment asians, then dummies started tipping trying to get more and we ended up getting less for more. Mongers are great at ruining a good thing.[/QUOTE]I can't think of any provders not charging extra, Brazilians, AMPs, aamps, etc everyone is.

[QUOTE=BenLogan;7286250]I visited along recently. I wanted to try the table shower experience with a massage.

I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL.

Rushed me into a room and she said 'get ready'.

I heard another come in and she rushed up to greet him. About 5 minutes later she comes back 'very busy long wait. Maybe 20 minutes'.

I had already paid, gotten naked, and was interested in the shower so I decided to wait to give it a try.

[/QUOTE]Hold on. You paid first? I have never ever paid first at Long. They won't even let you pay first. The first time I went, the woman refused my payment up front, and said "pay after". It's always afterwards. For all you know, that first woman pocketed your money, and the girl you actually got was never told you paid. All the times I've gone, I tell them I want hour+TS, they lead me to the room. After it all, I get dressed, walk out, they give me a water, tell me how much, and I pay and give tip.

"I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL. ".

I'm that 2nd guy who booked ahead with an ATF (or hopefully soon to be) at any AMP.

I'm shorted of time and experience and so are you.

Be polite, call ahead, and all 3 of us are happy.

[QUOTE=BenLogan;7286250]I visited along recently. I wanted to try the table shower experience with a massage.

I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL.

Rushed me into a room and she said 'get ready'.

I heard another come in and she rushed up to greet him. About 5 minutes later she comes back 'very busy long wait. Maybe 20 minutes'.

I had already paid, gotten naked, and was interested in the shower so I decided to wait to give it a try.

About 15 minutes later a girl rushed in still wearing a coat and had no clue what I wanted.

The shower was odd. Water warm but I don't feel like I was ever 'fully wet' if that makes sense. Also the shower is built for someone under 6' .I'm 6. 5' tall and simply didn't fit. When I flipped it was a little more comfortable but still not ideal with my feet hanging over the ledge. Received a soapy HJ in the shower not a lot of teasing before the flip.

Toweled off and over to the massage room. Sub par massage. No teasing, no 2nd pop, just 'meh'.

The best part? I go to leave and give her a tip. She looks at me confused 'you got shower and 1 hour. That's $90!' And proceeded to start arguing with me to pay for the services I received. I tried telling her several times 'I paid already. That's your tip' When another guy walked in I just said to her 'that's your money for tip' turned and I walked about the door.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mantenomo;7287088]"I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL. ".

I'm that 2nd guy who booked ahead with an ATF (or hopefully soon to be) at any AMP.

I'm shorted of time and experience and so are you.

Be polite, call ahead, and all 3 of us are happy.[/QUOTE]If you think calling ahead guarantees you anything, except maybe to get a certain provider, you are kidding yourself. The majority of these shops operate on volume and rarely turn any customer away. They have no guarantee that someone that calls will show up on time, or at all, and often tell multiple people to c one in at the same time to try and ensure they can stay busy. The legit shops are the ones that typically honor appointments more consistently. I walked into a new shop last week, was asked to come back in 45 minutes, so I did, then I came back and was told I needed to wait 20 minutes more, so I left. There are only two places I make an appointment, neither are HE places but I really like the service I get from my favorites there. Every other place I just walk in, if they are bust I can go down the street. Do not blame the other customers for the poor service you receive.

[QUOTE=OtraVez;7286840]Hold on. You paid first? I have never ever paid first at Long. They won't even let you pay first. The first time I went, the woman refused my payment up front, and said "pay after". It's always afterwards. For all you know, that first woman pocketed your money, and the girl you actually got was never told you paid. All the times I've gone, I tell them I want hour+TS, they lead me to the room. After it all, I get dressed, walk out, they give me a water, tell me how much, and I pay and give tip.[/QUOTE]When they changed ownership / management last year, there was brief period where they had people ahead of time. After doing this twice, they went back to paying afterwards.

[QUOTE=Paradigm71;7287173]If you think calling ahead guarantees you anything, except maybe to get a certain provider, you are kidding yourself. The majority of these shops operate on volume and rarely turn any customer away. They have no guarantee that someone that calls will show up on time, or at all, and often tell multiple people to c one in at the same time to try and ensure they can stay busy. The legit shops are the ones that typically honor appointments more consistently. I walked into a new shop last week, was asked to come back in 45 minutes, so I did, then I came back and was told I needed to wait 20 minutes more, so I left. There are only two places I make an appointment, neither are HE places but I really like the service I get from my favorites there. Every other place I just walk in, if they are bust I can go down the street. Do not blame the other customers for the poor service you receive.[/QUOTE]I agree that they calling ahead won't guarante you anything and I don't make appointments either nor I never will but what sucks is what happened to me on Sunday. I thought I would go to Chinese spa in marion and went I got there and went in the lady said come back in a hour, so when these places like this only have 1 girl working and that's where you want to go, you better be prepared to wait. But what am I going to do in Marion for a hour, LOL. So I went to the other place up town and it was closed, damn. Just something to keep in mind on some of these places that only have 1 lady working.

Thank you Mr. Blue, everything you mentioned was accurate I needed good massage with hard pressure, I received the same…. Greeted by lady at entrance i requested for 1 hr hard pressure massage for $.60, asked me to wait for 15 at the room, new lady entered the room asked me get comfortable with little english back massage was excellent and on the Flip side lady asked whether I needed little joy and asked how much I can offer I said. 40, she requested for. 50 which I agreed for HE. Total $110 including house charge.

Overall good for a Massage.

[QUOTE=MrBlue314;7275814]Blue actually needed a good rub and well surely not turning down a good tug.

Went to Red Rose on Hard Road. Nice little strip mall. Donatos Pizza, little dive bar and an Asian restaurant. Pretty safe environment.

Didn't call; walked in girl introduced herself as Auana. Believe others have reported her as Anna.

About 115-125 lbs, long (shoulder length) dark hair. I would say 30 to 35 ish. Maybe a little older. She had a decent body, not a hard body.

Started out draped with hot towel. Real decent skill set.

Found all the sore spots. I usually asked for hard. I asked for medium because been sick and sore.

LMT technique. Not a lot of teasing. I thought no tug, but was enjoy the rub part. Finally teasing and ball play from the side. Never seen this technique before.

Finally finished front side; left room, hot cloth nice wipe down.

On flip she wasn't shy. Squirts Jr Blue down with oil. Smiles grabs my nipples and says okay.

Yes please. Pulls top down, allows some under and over cloths.

Explode, she says ya make a big mess. Bad boy. Whipes me up.

Top still down, still no talk or discussion of tip. No complaining. Titties in face while she works my ears, neck and chest.

Paid for hour; got like 1 hr-10 min. She dressed me. Thanked me. Gave me a decent kiss on cheek come back and see me.

This is the only Rub Joint I feel comfortable saying Blue approved. Would be a good first experience for new mongers.

Blue is definitely experienced escort monger. Blue has like less than 10 AMP rub and Tug joints under my belt.

Couple full service in Cincinnati. On a side note. Dive bar has some decent younger Milfs. Believe they sugar babies or ******.

One older guy older than Blue has like three young blonde laughing at him, grinding in him and the like.

2nd older guy setting next to first guy. Has two younger hussies all over him. Blue always has hussie play money in the gun safe mounted in the trunk of the Blue Mobile.

I walk out to the trunk ***** safe. Pull out 2 violet-colored 20 dollar straps . 4k total. I also take the pristine small Walther PPKS 380, custom worked trigger. This is a fine tuned well oiled pice of steel.

I mean it's okay for James Bond, it's okay for Blue walking into a dive bar with $4,000.00.

Walk up to the bar near the alleged sugar babies. Talk at bartender foe couple minutes. Reach in my pants pull out one strap of 20.00 dollar bills.

Give bar tender 40.00 dollar tip. Out of the strap. Older guy says ya got a lot of balls flashing that kind of cash. Two of the girls say.. I'm not offended by a big wad.


Okay, 2nd guy walks over. Are we suppose to be impressed. Nope. Just trying to have a few drinks and head home. We don't need ya big money college educated ass wholes .

Looked at the ladies. Would ya like a drink. Mater of fact. Buy everyone in the bar a drink.

Gave the ladies my mongering Blue a business card. Fake name, fake company. See if they call.

Left the bar no issues. Spend total out the door 140 at the rub joint. Spent almost 4 bills at the dive bar. Recommend the rub joint and dive bar.

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[QUOTE=Lickn;7287707]I agree that they calling ahead won't guarante you anything and I don't make appointments either nor I never will but what sucks is what happened to me on Sunday. I thought I would go to Chinese spa in marion and went I got there and went in the lady said come back in a hour, so when these places like this only have 1 girl working and that's where you want to go, you better be prepared to wait. But what am I going to do in Marion for a hour, LOL. So I went to the other place up town and it was closed, damn. Just something to keep in mind on some of these places that only have 1 lady working.[/QUOTE]Even if you make an appointment, they won't guarantee it. They will take the next person in the door.

[QUOTE=MyPanda;7289370]Even if you make an appointment, they won't guarantee it. They will take the next person in the door.[/QUOTE]I agree 100 percent but I'm just saying it really sucks to go somewhere like marion that doesn't have many other options to go to and you arrive just after someone else and theres only 1 girl working so you have to wait a hour. Even the many times I've been to red rose there's only been 1 girl working and I always have to wait. I think 1 time there were 2 girls working for a one week period.

[QUOTE=MyPanda;7289370]Even if you make an appointment, they won't guarantee it. They will take the next person in the door.[/QUOTE]I usually just call 10-15 minutes ahead and ask if they busy. If they are I just call another place. I know that doesn't work if you are in Marion but in NW Columbus there are options. But calling ahead doesn't guarantee anything, it's probably 50/50 if someone calls whether they show up or not.