Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Carmello;1078074]A lot of people say try this girl she does so and so. And another girl is junk. But people have to take into account the human factor of this. If she's been busy that day and you just got her after she let two guys cip and then the guy before you tired her out in all positions. Do you even think you're going to get top notch service from her? Like this girl coco, she may have been new or eager but I don't think this type of stamina will last.[/QUOTE]Carmelo,

This forum is not intended for your comments and opinions. My advise don't post here, unless you want to contribute.

[QUOTE=Carmello;1078539]Okay, I called your mama last night Bobby and she I flashed her a $10. She went nuts and stripped for me, but I gave her another $10 just to put that shit right back on.[/QUOTE]Mello, dammit, that's not what happened last night. Let me refresh your memory. For those of you that don't know mello, he's this little wannabe man, a round, unattractive, pimply faced, uni-brow, out of shape teenager that stands about 5 feet 2 inches. Ma said you called early morning to schedule a time to mow the lawn and pick up dog shit, as you do every week. Mello also does this funny trick that the dog sits in front of him and watches. The dog will usually sits there for 15 minutes, runs off and comes back and sits another 15 minutes. The entire show lasts about an hour but on this particular day, Mello did his show for an extended period of time. Frickin, all day and into the evening he was bouncing up and down on his favorite toy, the purple butt plug. Its this purple, 12' dildo, looking toy he gave my mami money to buy since he was too young to visit the adult store. The toy goes from a 2" diameter to a 10" diameter at its base. He has us set it out in the middle of the backyard and he does his business. Our dog loves it when he sits and spins so do the neighbor kids, one time, he was spinning and the kids through egg at his head. Funny, nobody missed the target. I better finish the story, anyways, Ma said she saw you bouncing on your toy about 8p, as the lights were still on. She didn't want to go near you so she yelled, Mello, whatcha doing here at 8p. Go home. You yelled back. Mrs. Gunn, I'll give you $10 if you can run to the adult store and pick up the new and approved butt plug. He told my mom he'd been saving money the last couple of months. My mom told him to throw the $10 on the lanai and she'll run and get his toy. When she came back to give him his new toy he was furious and threw the $10 back at her. Dammit, Mrs. Gunn. You forgot the 15" black dildo! I need something to suck on.

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn;1078705]Mello, dammit, that's not what happened last night. Let me refresh your memory........You forgot the 15" black dildo! I need something to suck on.[/QUOTE]Brah, BG, too funny! This is the "X" version of "Da Braddahs! "

+5 for BG. What you got, little C? Probably got no imagination so we're not expecting much from you.

Still LMFAO,

V Rider

Saturday went to check out Pink was open, had a sign on the door half hour $25. They had about 5 girls ok but not outstanding.

Alohaoe

[QUOTE=Big Dickcheney; 1078572]I just had a first time visit with coco and she was amazing. I should have been spending my hard earned money on her a long time ago. BBBJ multiple pops on first visit. Really petite, just the right size though to get your fantasy on. I will definately be seeing her again. Go on and get her.

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8/10/10[/QUOTE]That what I'have been telling you guys on my report, she wants repeat customer so her sevice is great.

Alohaoe

OK I have had the pleasure of being with both of these very popular Milfs. I have to say that I prefer Monica way above Coco. Keep in mind this is just my opinion based upon my experiences. It may not be your opinion so please don't dog me on it.

Looks:

I prefer Monica because I think she is more rounded as far as looks. She has a much rounder butt than Coco. Coco has that typical flat as a pancake Korean butt. Some people may like that, but I like a round booty of some sort. Monica also looks more "filled out" and I think is more sexy looking. Coco from the breast down looks like a candidate for a Jewish concentration camp. I almost wanted to give her something to eat she is so bony.

Attidude:

As far as attitude and performance Monica (at least for me) wins hands down. She did everything I wanted as deep and long as I wanted and took it like a champ. It was a complete PSE for me with BBBJCIMWS and BBFSCIP and she even let me try some anal but seriously complained that it hurt her too bad. But I was totally impressed at her willingness and "never complain" attitude. Monica whispers sexy things in your ear. Tells you she loves you and your big cock and licks up your juices like it is the last drop of water after a nuclear war! God she turned me on so much. I was so freaking hard with her. We were literally devouring each other. I saw Monica twice in one night. Multiple pops each session. I know it is all an act but the point is she made want to come back over and over.

Coco was a totally different story. While I have to say that she will allow almost anything (except anal) she does it all with a "workers" mentality. She should be in a union or something. To put it bluntly she just does not seem to be into the whole experience. It is like she is just doing it because she knows she is desperate at her age and just wants to be a doormat for the customer. Wipe your feet on her, get her dirty, and then let another customer do the same thing over and over and over. She was silent, never smiles and just lays there and lets you abuse her. Uninspiring to say the least. Coco was ho-hum. I have no desire to ever see her again. To sum it up with Coco, she was just boring!

Extras:

Monica wins hands down with what I consider a much sexier deepthroat BBBJ with water, attempts at anal (God bless her) and BBBJCIMWS and BBFSCIP. She feels tighter and will take a big one deep and hard.

Coco complained the whole time about my size. I am just saying this for other bigger guys out there. She would not let you position her for max penetration. Everytime I tried to go too deep she constricted her legs. In doggy style she is pathetic. She arches her bony back and butt the wrong way so that you cannot go deep at all. It was frustrating to say the least. I gave up on doggy with her. For "bigger" guys I don't recommend her.

Summary:

I know this is all YMMV in this business and some of you may have had great experiences with Coco. I am not deriding that. But if I was to recommend one of the two girls to a "newbie" I would tell them go see Monica. She is the winner!

Once again just my opinion.

[QUOTE=V Rider; 1078741]Brah, BG, too funny! This is the "X" version of "the Braddahs! "

+5 for BG. What you got, little see? Probably got no imagination so we're not expecting much from you.

Still LMFAO,

V Rider[/QUOTE]Totally agree! Best and most creative comeback I've seen on this site ever. LOL

Ok so the guy got his 15minutes of fame. I liked the retort as well. On to new adventures. Was having a few at Debbie's Place and went outside to smoke in the back. Well I saw one of the girls looking down at me and I figured "but soft what light through yonder window breaks". I found out 'tis Kathy with bolt on B maybe see's after I had climbed up the downstair case. MS let me in no problem (I guess I don't profile LE as I've never had a problem. She leads me to the room and following the advice of a fellow monger, I strip down so that when Kathy walks in all she sees is a fat old guy with Junior flapping in the breeze. Pretty much the girls usually encountering this scene either laugh or cry depending, however, they definitely know I'm not LE. Off the the single shower, dried off with her assistance, back to the room with a bit of uncovered Junior and the Boys licking. On with the cover (with a gentle not into DATY indication which suited me just fine as I was kindah tired anyways) Mish, Cowgirl, Doggie, repeat. Not rushed at all and friendly with a nice smile. My guess maybe 46 or 47. Like I said b / see's bolt on. Probably won't repeat only because there are way more fish to fry out there (and I'm on a mission to find Massive Tities with Pencils. Unless, of course, I find myself back at Debbie's and feeling like a nightcap.40house 150tip

Ss

Fellow brothers, do you guys know where is hula girl? I really want to go there to explore.

Thank you

[QUOTE=Save Memory; 1078868]Fellow brothers, do you guys know where is hula girl? I really want to go there to explore.

Thank you[/QUOTE]Even though the entrance to Hula Girl is located on Young Street, the official address is 1350 South King Street #117. The building in which Hula Girl is located in stretches from South King Street to Young Street and the South King Street address applies to the entire building. Closest address is 1338 Young Street which is Di's Karaoke Bar. Hula Girl is located right across the street.

[QUOTE=Ducky007;1078673]And you are a chick aren't you?[/QUOTE]Sounds like a chick with a chip on her shoulder, probable wondering why she not busy, when she knows she does not service well.

Initially Monica had awesome service, lately not so good. Yes too much mechanical as you said so I do not see her anymore. My past experience with Monica, (could be because it was when she first started) She would complain that I was too big and won't let me drill deep, things could have changed over time, BTW I am average size and not saying I am big in any way.

[QUOTE=Mipene77; 1078786]OK I have had the pleasure of being with both of these very popular Milfs. I have to say that I prefer Monica way above Coco. Keep in mind this is just my opinion based upon my experiences. It may not be your opinion so please don't dog me on it.

Looks:

I prefer Monica because I think she is more rounded as far as looks. She has a much rounder butt than Coco. Coco has that typical flat as a pancake Korean butt. Some people may like that, but I like a round booty of some sort. Monica also looks more "filled out" and I think is more sexy looking. Coco from the breast down looks like a candidate for a Jewish concentration camp. I almost wanted to give her something to eat she is so bony.

Attidude:

As far as attitude and performance Monica (at least for me) wins hands down. She did everything I wanted as deep and long as I wanted and took it like a champ. It was a complete PSE for me with BBBJCIMWS and BBFSCIP and she even let me try some anal but seriously complained that it hurt her too bad. But I was totally impressed at her willingness and "never complain" attitude. Monica whispers sexy things in your ear. Tells you she loves you and your big cock and licks up your juices like it is the last drop of water after a nuclear war! God she turned me on so much. I was so freaking hard with her. We were literally devouring each other. I saw Monica twice in one night. Multiple pops each session. I know it is all an act but the point is she made want to come back over and over.

Coco was a totally different story. While I have to say that she will allow almost anything (except anal) she does it all with a "workers" mentality. She should be in a union or something. To put it bluntly she just does not seem to be into the whole experience. It is like she is just doing it because she knows she is desperate at her age and just wants to be a doormat for the customer. Wipe your feet on her, get her dirty, and then let another customer do the same thing over and over and over. She was silent, never smiles and just lays there and lets you abuse her. Uninspiring to say the least. Coco was ho-hum. I have no desire to ever see her again. To sum it up with Coco, she was just boring!

Extras:

Monica wins hands down with what I consider a much sexier deepthroat BBBJ with water, attempts at anal (God bless her) and BBBJCIMWS and BBFSCIP. She feels tighter and will take a big one deep and hard.

Coco complained the whole time about my size. I am just saying this for other bigger guys out there. She would not let you position her for max penetration. Everytime I tried to go too deep she constricted her legs. In doggy style she is pathetic. She arches her bony back and butt the wrong way so that you cannot go deep at all. It was frustrating to say the least. I gave up on doggy with her. For "bigger" guys I don't recommend her.

Summary:

I know this is all YMMV in this business and some of you may have had great experiences with Coco. I am not deriding that. But if I was to recommend one of the two girls to a "newbie" I would tell them go see Monica. She is the winner!

Once again just my opinion. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Save Memory; 1078868]Fellow brothers, do you guys know where is hula girl? I really want to go there to explore.

Thank you[/QUOTE]Yeah, it's on Young St. (ocean side) about 1/2 block in from Keeamoku. Pretty much across from Sunshine and the previously mentioned bar. You realize the pictures in their BP ad are all fake. If you check it out be sure to report back!

[QUOTE=V Rider; 1078515]Maybe you just got to go down. I did today and got some Chanel. OR "Stanel", as MS calls her. LOL.

V Rider[/QUOTE]She is back and hot as ever. She'll be here for few weeks then back to the mainland. As noted before she is friendly and wants you you to have a good time. Started the season with a nice CBJ and massaging the boys, I then flipped over so she could give me a massage and started to lick me all around. Flipped back around and dined at the Y, and 69, mish, and ended in RCG. What a nice fit. L / A/S 9/9/9.

[QUOTE=V Rider; 1078741]Brah, BG, too funny! This is the "X" version of "the Braddahs! "

+5 for BG. What you got, little see? Probably got no imagination so we're not expecting much from you.

Still LMFAO,

V Rider[/QUOTE]Naw no need comeback. Cause my story is true.