Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HotMickels;3424553]True. Location looks a little spicy.[/QUOTE]It's in an industrial area; what's so bad about it? Should be ok before 8 pm.

[QUOTE=Quinby1;3425537]It's in an industrial area; what's so bad about it? Should be ok before 8 pm.[/QUOTE]I agree. I can't help but laugh at some of these posts.

I was there 2 weeks ago around dusk and it was fine. Yeah there were a whole bunch of tractor trailers there and some construction going on. I guess if that kind of stuff scares you then you should definitely stay away, LOL.

Was in the area last Saturday and thought I'd pop in and check out Orchid in LF. Walked in and MMS asked if I had an appointment. I said no and she said she could squeeze me in for 30 minutes. Led me to a room and I got undressed. In came in a prob 35+ year old masseuse. Decent looking, nice body, wearing a short dress. She started massaging me and I could hear other mongers coming in and being led into other rooms. Then the MMS was telling her to hurry that her other appointment arrived (spoke in Chinese and I understood). She was pretty good about not shorting me on time. She still gave me a decent massage and on the flip did a tease and just went for the boys and finished me off. She apologized profusely for all the commotion and being rushed. She said her name was Nico or Nicole. Told me if I came back she'd pay extra attention to me. Seems like a decent HE place but probably would make an appointment next time if I was going to be in the area. Door was. 40 for the half and tipped. 40.

Woodyee.

I ve never been to Massage parlors before, this was my first time.

I go to Passion around 3 pm and go in and sit there. 2 minutes later an Asian lady probably 28-35 ish came near the window. I said I want a massage and I ll try swedish. 50 for 45 minutes.

She was like "we don't do massages here. " Then I said "May I see Tanya?

She leaves and Tanya comes to the window. She was like "What do you want, tell me? I ask "massage? She was like "we don't do massages here and closed the window".

Then I go back and sit on the couch and I was starstruck looking at her face and body she looks like one of those sorority chicks with big titties.

She comes again "Tell me why are you here", I was like "for massage and probably extras. ".

She asked "what extras? ", I say "FS". She was like ". 175 for 30 minutes. Take it or leave".

I tell her " I said. 150 for 30 minutes or. 175 for 45 minutes". Then we finally agreed upon ". 150 for 30 minutes". I pay and she opens the door. She takes me to the room. I strip and lie naked on the bed, she comes back with a bucket having towels, condoms, alcohol etc. And she says "you're not getting massage, Just fuck", I was like "sure".

Before I start, I m 25 but women think I am 21 when I shave.

CG.

I blink twice and she's naked, My brain froze. She told me " You can touch what you want but no finger in my pussy" I said ok. She puts a cover on and gave a good CBJ for some time. After some time she asked me do you want to come on top or should I. I said "you go first". She put jimmy in her. Damn she's tight and she was riding for a couple of minutes, She stops and asks " Do you want to come on top? ". I said "lets do this some more time". She kept riding and I was busy playing with her nipples they were rock-hard. After some time she's like "Lets switch", I was like ok.

Celebration.

I go on top, " How do you guys fuck on that massage table? , Its so uncomfortable. I widen her legs and I go in after like 10 strokes, then I put her feet on my shoulders and enter sitting, both of us were not feeling it. We decided that I was too tall for that position. So I stand and she's on the edge of the table. I kept plowing her for some time. She was busy getting herself off. All of a sudden she holds my hand. I start ramming her, she tilts her head to the left and closes her eyes, She queefed like 2-3 times. She stops after 30-40 strokes.

K9 Time.

She asked me " Why are you not cumming? ", I was like I don't know. I suggested we should change position. We go k9. Guys This chick has the best ass and back, The view was amazing. I am a fan of women's back. I enter her pussy slowly after a couple of strokes she queefs again I lean forward and kiss her back a few times she starts moaning. Then I keep ramming her faster from k9 for some time and she was meddling with my balls then she starts squeezing it. I started entering harder, she made a painful noise then I slowed down, maybe it was too big or too deep. She turns around and tells me "time is running out, you need to cum fast".

Mongers here's a Question: "Why do women grab onto balls when we fuck?

I remove the condom and throw it in the dustbin, I told her " If the cover is on, I can fuck you for an hour, so let's do without cover". She was like " why did you remove the cover, I won't see you next time! She takes another cover and puts it on and tells my not to touch it.

CG round 2.

She was like "you try a lot of positions why are you not cumming? I say go CG again. She says "ok, but cum now". She was riding my horse and I was playing with her rock hard nipples. She starts squeezing my nuts again. She was like "That's it, I 'll just give you a HJ and you leave".

MISH.

I told her "let's do MISH that's my favorite and I cum". I go mish, Damn her pussy is so tight I was pounding for a couple of minutes, her face is so hot, she said no Kiss so I started necking her, she starts moaning, then I start sucking those big tits, I sucked the left tit for 10 seconds, she said "you can't do this". I said " I sucked on your left one now let me finish it with the right". I suck on her right tit for 10 seconds and she's told me to stop. While I was doing this my Jimmy had come out of her cave. She said don't touch the condom, She put my jimmy back in her. I noticed all kinds of juices on her labia. I start pounding and she starts rubbing her clit. This goes on for some time and she's like you are out of time, "Should I finish you off or will you leave? I kind of felt like pornstar Ryan Madison.

HJ finish.

I was like alright finish, she removes the rubber and she applies some lube on it. She was milking my dick. I start talking to her, which I shouldn't have, She increases pace to 3 strokes per second and after like 30 seconds I came all over her hand. She wiped it off with a hot wet towel and applied some alcohol on Jimmy and my hands she got dressed and gave me a bottle of water and I hugged her and left.

Overall.

Pros.

If you're 40+ and you fuck this chick its worth. 150 because she looks hot, hot face, big tits, good ass, amazing back!

Tight pussy- I can still feel it wrapped around my cock as I m writing this review.

Cons.

The problem with her is no BBBJ, FIV, DATY, Kissing.

She's always watching the clock.

She keeps asking you to cum, I was like "WTF".

I personally don't get turned on if I don't get to make out or suck nipples while fucking. I think she got paid and enjoyed a good fuck, her pussy was dripping during MISH.

I might not see her again because it's like fucking a mannequin with skin that talks.

I'm looking for someone to come to my hotel when I fly in. I'm staying in Newport Beach.

Recommendations please. If you're coming to Chicago or WI, I can give you recommendations.

Thanks.

WJ.

Had a fun time at Mimosa Spa on Chapman. It was an ad I found in backpage when searching for nuru. Betty was her name, I think. Italian bombshell. Amazing tits and beautiful petite body. No FS but it was fun. $ and she was cool with .20 tip even though she asked for .40.

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;3433498]Had a fun time at Mimosa Spa on Chapman. It was an ad I found in backpage when searching for nuru. Betty was her name, I think. Italian bombshell. Amazing tits and beautiful petite body. No FS but it was fun. $ and she was cool with .20 tip even though she asked for .40.[/QUOTE]Yeah I got a Filipina named Naomi on my visit last week. Decent body but a bit of a buttah face. Got the job done nicely and tipped her. 40.

I've noticed a few AMPs on Imperial but have never walked in. Any positive experiences?

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;3433498]Had a fun time at Mimosa Spa on Chapman. It was an ad I found in backpage when searching for nuru. Betty was her name, I think. Italian bombshell. Amazing tits and beautiful petite body. No FS but it was fun. $ and she was cool with .20 tip even though she asked for .40.[/QUOTE]I forgot to mention that it was a nuru session. My only complaint is that the body glide was only on my back. HJ when I flipped. I had fun reaching over and grabbing her tits, however.

Have any of you guys ever had a masseuse slap your ass while she's taking care of business from behind? It it unusual or a normal occurrence? I had it happen today and she seemed to really enjoy it. More than I did, LOL.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3434616]Have any of you guys ever had a masseuse slap your ass while she's taking care of business from behind? It it unusual or a normal occurrence? I had it happen today and she seemed to really enjoy it. More than I did, LOL.[/QUOTE]Hey Lover,

Yeah, I've had this happened a few times thru the years. I think it's more of a "you perv you" kind of way on her part and it's fun.

Also, I've found thru different GF's and women in our hobby that most women get turn on by our "cute" asses.

Noticed also, that after the flip they were extremely friendly and more than happy to offer other options. LOL.

Mondo.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3433502]Yeah I got a Filipina named Naomi on my visit last week. Decent body but a bit of a buttah face. Got the job done nicely and tipped her. 40.[/QUOTE]Those back page ads have TGTBT photos of their girls, but your's and BoulderBoy's review got me interested! Do they use gel, or oil?

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3397320]What's the best place for HJ or possibly BJ and DATY in Cypress? Prefer young A Girls.[/QUOTE]I'm new to this whole thing. So, first time posting. I've been to 2 places in cypress. One I frequent, Royal, is stellar massage, but that's all. I've been twice to another on Ball rd where I received good sensual massage & good HJ (. 5 house for hr / . 4 tip) Had 2 diff girls. Helen 30's; Judy 40's. Not young, but both were sexy & on their game. (how does it work on here? Is it ok to post the name of the place on here? Just want to be safe & low key).

Any Cypress spots you've been to?

Dwells10.

[QUOTE=DreamFreez;3431187]I ve never been to Massage parlors before, this was my first time.

I go to Passion around 3 pm and go in and sit there. 2 minutes later an Asian lady probably 28-35 ish came near the window. I said I want a massage and I ll try swedish. 50 for 45 minutes.

She was like "we don't do massages here. " Then I said "May I see Tanya?

She leaves and Tanya comes to the window. She was like "What do you want, tell me? I ask "massage? She was like "we don't do massages here and closed the window".

Then I go back and sit on the couch and I was starstruck looking at her face and body she looks like one of those sorority chicks with big titties.

. . . [/QUOTE]Fucking hilarious review, especially because of all the "queefing. " It's usually just trapped air, and can be embarassing for everybody, but it doesn't smell or anything, since it's not composed of fermented gases such as farts are.

You are lucky you are still young and able to fuck without cumming. That is good for relationships, but in the world of providers, they really don't like that. They fuck guys all day and all week, so their pussies are raw and worn from friction. They prefer older guys who will cum quickly and get out, so they can move on to the next trick.

But great review, funny as hell. Keep posting!

[QUOTE=Xmul22;3435643]Those back page ads have TGTBT photos of their girls, but your's and BoulderBoy's review got me interested! Do they use gel, or oil?[/QUOTE]They use a light oil that is fairly easy to remove with a wet towel or shower, and they do the nuru on a regular massage table. Not even a plastic sheet under you.

A couple of days ago I went back to the nuru place in LF again and requested an Asian. I got Stacy, a young Asian / French chick. Really cute with great hands. I asked for a regular massage, but they put me in a large room with a table that also had a large inflatable raft that they use for nuru. I'm guessing that they must use real nuru gel to warrant having to use an inflatable boat to slip & slide around on.