Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2131430]If it's a DIY, a $10 tip is plenty. It's not being cheap. If she got a good vibe from you, she'll allow more next time.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I usually tip $10 for a legit massage at somewhere like a hotel spa or massage envy, but really it boiled down to the Chase ATM only giving me 20's (as I was going in expecting to pay out $80) and I didn't feel like the going thru the hassle of asking for change and having her ask for the extra tip and me saying no and her telling the other "therapists" I'm cheap and getting subpar service next time and yadda yadda yadda. So I just bit the bullet and chalked it up to not being prepared.

[QUOTE=SunSin1;2127657]Was coming home from a long distance drive and could not find an AMP anywhere in Tenn.

Soon as I got back in GA saw the Spa billboard and remembered K&M from a previous trip.

The last time I got stuck with an old lady (late 50's), probably the mama as they may have been busy. Settled for a disappointing HJ as I was road weary.

This time pulled in and the place was dead. But I'm greeted by another mama type who takes me to the table shower.

So I'm thinking same thing let the old hag crank me off because I have been driving too long and need relief.

After the wash she takes me back to the room starts a light teasing massage and abruptly leaves.

In walks Candy, clearly an upgrade. Late 30's Korean, nice ass, a tiny bit of flab, but nothing un-attractive.

She begins her flirty rub and a walk back then starts to negotiate. Wanted $160 for FS. Door was already $80 so I balked, told her $100. We settled on $120 "for everything" and I took advantage of this disclaimer.

Started BBBJ then put the condom on with her mouth. Tried the old jump on and make him cum in 2 minutes trick, but I forced her on her back, did the finger test and she passed. Candy smelled like candy down there. DATY time.

Got her off twice, more BJ then started mish.

I was under performing due to the long drive so I blamed it on the condom and was happy to hear "Ok, but no cum inside" !

Game on, after that all systems go. Multiple positions, then she sat on my face because "You have good tongue" .

Could not take it anymore and busted in the 69 position.

Got a 2nd shower (DIY) to clean up and some mouthwash.

A little pricey but a nice time after an 8 hour ride.

Noticed another Spa sign a few exits south but I was out of steam.[/QUOTE]I am just trying to determine if I read the post correctly. So you went raw dog on her?

[QUOTE=reese_nova;2131583]I am just trying to determine if I read the post correctly. So you went raw dog on her?[/QUOTE]Wondering the same thing. Sunsin has balls. Or maybe not any more.

[QUOTE=reese_nova;2131583]I am just trying to determine if I read the post correctly. So you went raw dog on her?[/QUOTE]Oh no!

Yes, obviously he went "raw dog" on her.

Amazing but true, many an unshod dick has bored out many an AMP pussy, and yet there aren't bodies piled up below each flashing neon "Open" sign.

IF Candy is HIV positive, SunSin1 has a 1 in 2500 chance of infection. Is that higher-risk than driving on 285? Yes. Is it the "oh no death sentence!" so many timid monger crow on about? Hardly.

When I think of the dangers I've faced in the past twenty-five years, I hardly count the occasional untrapped loads I've pumped into vaginas-for-rent among the worst of them. "The Hobby" carries risks: theft, robbery, murder, arrest, and yes, disease. Commenting like a shocked Victorian matron on one of those to the exclusion of the others makes no sense.

Frankly, the shared loofah is a far greater health hazard than vaginal secretions.

People either need to stop gasping with shock at every raw fuck or go find a less risky pasttime.

O.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2132057]Oh no!

Yes, obviously he went "raw dog" on her.

Amazing but true, many an unshod dick has bored out many an AMP pussy, and yet there aren't bodies piled up below each flashing neon "Open" sign.

IF Candy is HIV positive, SunSin1 has a 1 in 2500 chance of infection. Is that higher-risk than driving on 285? Yes. Is it the "oh no death sentence!" so many timid monger crow on about? Hardly.

When I think of the dangers I've faced in the past twenty-five years, I hardly count the occasional untrapped loads I've pumped into vaginas-for-rent among the worst of them. "The Hobby" carries risks: theft, robbery, murder, arrest, and yes, disease. Commenting like a shocked Victorian matron on one of those to the exclusion of the others makes no sense.

Frankly, the shared loofah is a far greater health hazard than vaginal secretions.



People either need to stop gasping with shock at every raw fuck or go find a less risky pasttime.

O.[/QUOTE]Funny there are less dudes with shocked comments then there are PM's asking me "How do I find her, where is this place?

Most all of you would have done the same, and there is more risk in picking up some strange in a bar then popping an AMP girl that is a pro at keeping herself clean.

She did not let me bust in her, but there are many that will.

[QUOTE=SunSin1;2132210]Funny there are less dudes with shocked comments then there are PM's asking me "How do I find her, where is this place?

Most all of you would have done the same, and there is more risk in picking up some strange in a bar then popping an AMP girl that is a pro at keeping herself clean.

She did not let me bust in her, but there are many that will.[/QUOTE]I agree. Most AMP girls are more serious about hygiene than girls who get picked up in bars.

Saw the ads and decided to try it out. It's off of Faulkner Rd / Cheshire area. Place was dark as hell. Greeted by a nice black girl, led to the room. Layed down and another girl comes in for the massage. Nice looking, but initially I was thrown off by the switch. $60 door fee and a crappy massage. She wanted $150 for a HJ and $300 FS. I bounced. I was there maybe 20 minutes. I like American girls, but not paying that price for crap service. Back to my.

Normal AMP's. Although I miss Chanel, Annie, Anna. Not sure of a new go to place since K spa is not as high quality looks wise anymore, at lease from what I've drawn lately.

I made the comment about balls falling off and was just having fun. Hygiene is part if the equation I agree, but most girls in a bar don't have sex with 2000 men a yr- 6 days a week, 8 a day, 40 weeks a yr leaving 12 for "bacation" sounds about right.

I don't care tho and to each his own.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2132240]I agree. Most AMP girls are more serious about hygiene than girls who get picked up in bars.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marshst924;2132314]I made the comment about balls falling off and was just having fun. Hygiene is part if the equation I agree, but most girls in a bar don't have sex with 2000 men a yr- 6 days a week, 8 a day, 40 weeks a yr leaving 12 for "bacation" sounds about right.

I don't care tho and to each his own.[/QUOTE]It's all in fun, besides I scolded my poor genitals with her rubbing alcohol spray right after the deed.

Hurts so good.

[QUOTE=Marshst924;2132314]I made the comment about balls falling off and was just having fun. Hygiene is part if the equation I agree, but most girls in a bar don't have sex with 2000 men a yr- 6 days a week, 8 a day, 40 weeks a yr leaving 12 for "bacation" sounds about right.

I don't care tho and to each his own.[/QUOTE]Agree with that as well; however, the few I've picked up in bars (younger days) had potentially riskier pussies. One has to factor in finger sniff results, overall skankiness, etc. I'm talking maybe a dozen bar pickups vice a few thousand AMP / redlight / bargirl pussies (majority Asian). Or maybe I was too drunk to get the good ones!

On another note, I'd hate to have to explain to the SO why my balls / dick fell off. If you enjoy a little dark comedy, Sam Kinison has a leper working girl routine that is priceless.

[QUOTE=SunSin1;2132363]It's all in fun, besides I scolded my poor genitals with her rubbing alcohol spray right after the deed.

Hurts so good.[/QUOTE]Calluses notwithstanding, I don't think my dick is as tough as yours. Every time I've had that alcohol spray, it stung.

Went to Gold Spa last week got Candy. 60 house /200. Started with doggy, immediately said "it too big" and switched to mish for 5 min, then said HJ time. Constantly complaining. If you get her, ask for someone else.

Went to Spring the day after and saw Samantha. 60 house /200. Offered mish / doggy / cg for like 15 min, then said HJ time. She also smelled like she hadn't taken a shower in a while. I used to like this place.

I need a new place, any suggestions?

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2132389]Calluses notwithstanding, I don't think my dick is as tough as yours. Every time I've had that alcohol spray, it stung.[/QUOTE]"If it does not STING, it is not CLEAN".

I had seen a couple of reviews for this place so I stopped by last Thursday at about noon. It looks exactly like your typical Kamp that is sort of run down. Stood in the entry way for a couple of minutes and then a Hispanic girl appeared in the window. I told her I wanted a massage and she asked if I knew how it worked there. I told her no but it wasn't my first visit to a massage parlor. She led me back to a room and collected sixty dollars from me and disappeared. After another few minutes she reappeared and asked me something which I did not understand. So I asked about a table shower. I figured if it looked like a Kamp then it would be the same. It pretty much went the way you would expect except that this girl was about 24 and had a very pronounced ass and huge titties. Her ass felt like grabbing a soccer ball. The other important thing to note was when she asked if I wanted extras and if I knew the prices. I reminded her that she already took sixty from me and that she could have what was left of the two hundred I came in with. That was for full service. Well, next time she said I would need to bring the normal sixty for the house and 200 for the girls. The girls rotate out every two weeks from California. She was a real treat compared to the usual and I would recommend stopping by. Just go by every three weeks and always be the new guy.

[QUOTE=Gordonne;2133017]I had seen a couple of reviews for this place so I stopped by last Thursday at about noon. It looks exactly like your typical Kamp that is sort of run down. Stood in the entry way for a couple of minutes and then a Hispanic girl appeared in the window. I told her I wanted a massage and she asked if I knew how it worked there. I told her no but it wasn't my first visit to a massage parlor. She led me back to a room and collected sixty dollars from me and disappeared. After another few minutes she reappeared and asked me something which I did not understand. So I asked about a table shower. I figured if it looked like a Kamp then it would be the same. It pretty much went the way you would expect except that this girl was about 24 and had a very pronounced ass and huge titties. Her ass felt like grabbing a soccer ball. The other important thing to note was when she asked if I wanted extras and if I knew the prices. I reminded her that she already took sixty from me and that she could have what was left of the two hundred I came in with. That was for full service. Well, next time she said I would need to bring the normal sixty for the house and 200 for the girls. The girls rotate out every two weeks from California. She was a real treat compared to the usual and I would recommend stopping by. Just go by every three weeks and always be the new guy.[/QUOTE]Where is this place?