Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Randingo;2779391]I saw her once. Didn't finish. It made her cry. She was good, just not my day. I do recommend her, just thought I'd share a weird story of one of my not so great experiences. At least she cares about doing a good job![/QUOTE]I really felt sad reading this. I hav been to Panacea a few times.

Oh no, I feel for her. And as you said, yeah, she atleast cares about doing a good job. Anyway, its her choice so her situation must be really bad.

Hope she doesn't get fired bcoz of this. I wud also hav not finished.

[QUOTE=ILoveUtr;2789982]I really felt sad reading this. I hav been to Panacea a few times.

Oh no, I feel for her. And as you said, yeah, she atleast cares about doing a good job. Anyway, its her choice so her situation must be really bad.

Hope she doesn't get fired bcoz of this. I wud also hav not finished.[/QUOTE]I might have read the original post wrong. But I think she cried because he didn't finish. Not that he didn't finish because she cried. LOL.

Big difference.

[QUOTE=Sbff1;2790527]I might have read the original post wrong. But I think she cried because he didn't finish. Not that he didn't finish because she cried. LOL.

Big difference.[/QUOTE]Haha LOL. Yeah, I just read it again. What you said sounds right. If that's the case, I am not sad. But will a provider cry if her customer won't finish?

[QUOTE=ILoveUtr;2790672]Haha LOL. Yeah, I just read it again. What you said sounds right. If that's the case, I am not sad. But will a provider cry if her customer won't finish?[/QUOTE]Haha.

Prolly not. But I definitely would like to meet the girl that cares that much about me being satisfied. LOL.

I've heard there is a big drama going on with serenity massage at the moment. So if your experiences are negative or you hear a lot of complaints, its business as usual. The "new girl" caused a lot of problems resulting in a police call, so thiugh she is fired, other girls may be on edge.

Happy hobbying.

Stopped by Serenity for a massage just before closing last night, didn't see or hear any drama.

Rumors come and go about all the MP's, I think they are usually started by ex employees that have an axe to grind.

Yawn. Nothing to see here people! Move along.

Searched, but no Annas other than old Anna / Amanda at Mystic or M37. Who was at KC hotel website in December.

Anyone have any info on these funbags? Face pic on the terapeutic side. Cans pics on the BP bodyrubs.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-anna/23359565[/URL]

Thanks.

[QUOTE=TRobber11;2797931]Searched, but no Annas other than old Anna / Amanda at Mystic or M37. Who was at KC hotel website in December.

Anyone have any info on these funbags? Face pic on the terapeutic side. Cans pics on the BP bodyrubs.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-anna/23359565[/URL]

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Saw her about a year ago. Mostly negatives to report: run down area, house a pig sty, tiny room cluttered with laundry hanging all over, wet lalundry laying on beat up, torn massage table; she never took her eyes off the tv the whole time, even thru the commercials. As her pics indicate, overweight, with big ol titties that are as soft and mushy as marshmellows. (Attempted) big upsell on the topless and HE part. She did some teasing, even though her head was swiveled half way around to watch her soap opera. OK on the HE, but somewhat mechanical and unenthusiastic. One and done for me with her.

She has been posting for quite some time; I'm surprised there's so few reviews on her.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2799039]Saw her about a year ago. Mostly negatives to report: run down area, house a pig sty, tiny room cluttered with laundry hanging all over, wet lalundry laying on beat up, torn massage table; she never took her eyes off the tv the whole time, even thru the commercials. As her pics indicate, overweight, with big ol titties that are as soft and mushy as marshmellows. (Attempted) big upsell on the topless and HE part. She did some teasing, even though her head was swiveled half way around to watch her soap opera. OK on the HE, but somewhat mechanical and unenthusiastic. One and done for me with her.

She has been posting for quite some time; I'm surprised there's so few reviews on her.[/QUOTE]I concur, Anna is not worth your time or money. Not a very good massage; not even sure how she can charge for such a thing because her massage skills are nada. Overweight girl, messy place. Finished Russian once, but it wasn't enough to get me to go back. I remember she had me clean myself off with some (probably dirty) shirt from off the floor.

I know spa 37 closed down, and she had issues with LE in December as the previous post mentioned, but any word if she is working elsewhere? I haven't seen any posts with her whereabouts. True she has gps, but damn she was hot and gave a good massage. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2799039]Saw her about a year ago. Mostly negatives to report: run down area, house a pig sty, tiny room cluttered with laundry hanging all over, wet lalundry laying on beat up, torn massage table; she never took her eyes off the tv the whole time, even thru the commercials. As her pics indicate, overweight, with big ol titties that are as soft and mushy as marshmellows. (Attempted) big upsell on the topless and HE part. She did some teasing, even though her head was swiveled half way around to watch her soap opera. OK on the HE, but somewhat mechanical and unenthusiastic. One and done for me with her.

She has been posting for quite some time; I'm surprised there's so few reviews on her.[/QUOTE]I saw her too. Nice enough. She did do extras more than HE so might be worth your while. Pics are definitely her.

Stopped in for a massage today at east west and did an hour massage with Layla. She's upscale but knows exactly how to leave you replenished and fully satisfied. The massage was okay, but the flip was even better. She seemed to be pretty shy, didn't talk much but her touch itself was amazing. Big boobs, nice butt, and allows some roaming. I plan to see her again.

[QUOTE=GrDowntown;2800168]I know spa 37 closed down, and she had issues with LE in December as the previous post mentioned, but any word if she is working elsewhere? I haven't seen any posts with her whereabouts. True she has gps, but damn she was hot and gave a good massage. Thanks.[/QUOTE]She told me she owned the place in Sparta, then I saw pic of her on Kent County hotel website for non hobby related issue.

[QUOTE=HarryHood;2800117]I concur, Anna is not worth your time or money. Not a very good massage; not even sure how she can charge for such a thing because her massage skills are nada. Overweight girl, messy place. Finished Russian once, but it wasn't enough to get me to go back. I remember she had me clean myself off with some (probably dirty) shirt from off the floor.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up. I will avoid although I like a nice marshmallow.

Saw Layla today and boy it was everything I needed! Great conversation and an awesome touch! I really enjoyed seeing her! She smelled and looked really good and was worth the time if I say so myself. Massage was average. HE was excellent she knows how to get the job done. I was allowed to touch a little. Very nice boobs and very playful. I will return.

[QUOTE=MrWise;2801403]Saw Layla today and boy it was everything I needed! Great conversation and an awesome touch! I really enjoyed seeing her! She smelled and looked really good and was worth the time if I say so myself. Massage was average. HE was excellent she knows how to get the job done. I was allowed to touch a little. Very nice boobs and very playful. I will return.[/QUOTE]Mind telling us the total cost?

2 guys raving about Layla but not mentioning the costs!

[QUOTE=HarryHood;2800117]I concur, Anna is not worth your time or money. Not a very good massage; not even sure how she can charge for such a thing because her massage skills are nada. Overweight girl, messy place. Finished Russian once, but it wasn't enough to get me to go back. I remember she had me clean myself off with some (probably dirty) shirt from off the floor.[/QUOTE]I saw her in a little apartment on the west side maybe 18 months ago. Dirty apartment, kept her eyes on the TV, apartment was very drafty and there were kids hidden in there. One popped out as we were working on the ending. Definitely not recommended.

I too am surprised she still advertises. I guess there is a lot of "dumb money" running around.

O-Jo.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2801857]Mind telling us the total cost?

2 guys raving about Layla but not mentioning the costs![/QUOTE]And I don't know where she is, 'cause I don't know her!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2801857]Mind telling us the total cost?

2 guys raving about Layla but not mentioning the costs![/QUOTE]Not just 2 guys, 2 newbies that only have 2 or 3 posts about the same girl.

Log in, Click on their names for a drop down menu and Click on view all posts.

This will tell anyone that is a member of usasexguide the whole story.

Join today, become a member and see what we see.

It pays to be a member of USASEXGUIDE.

Benz1.

[QUOTE=FunnyGuy3467;2801237]Stopped in for a massage today at east west and did an hour massage with Layla. She's upscale but knows exactly how to leave you replenished and fully satisfied. The massage was okay, but the flip was even better. She seemed to be pretty shy, didn't talk much but her touch itself was amazing. Big boobs, nice butt, and allows some roaming. I plan to see her again.[/QUOTE]That place is a dump, and the chicks are fucking messed up.

I have not seen her in a long time it was nice to see her again I love Spanish women she did a excellent job and gave me the full time! Not as good as Anita (did not get up on the table with me) but she gave me the full time and for that I will for sure be back I know her boss reads the forums so I will not go into detail here as I want to see her again LOL.

[URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5449422241.html[/URL]

Wondering what (if any) info there is on this place. Standard AMP or better? One always hopes, of course, but if any of you are familiar let me know, many thanks.

Mong.

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;2804282][URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5449422241.html[/URL]

Wondering what (if any) info there is on this place. Standard AMP or better? One always hopes, of course, but if any of you are familiar let me know, many thanks.

Mong.[/QUOTE]I haven't been there, so I can't offer any specifics. But I'd be willing to guess that unless you also see them posting ads under an "adult" section (like on Backpage) then they almost certainly do not offer extras.

On a side note, I have noticed more than a few MPs that advertise in the adult sections, but clearly do not offer extras. That is total bullshit IMHO. Am I right?

[QUOTE=Tom70;2804942]I haven't been there, so I can't offer any specifics. But I'd be willing to guess that unless you also see them posting ads under an "adult" section (like on Backpage) then they almost certainly do not offer extras.

On a side note, I have noticed more than a few MPs that advertise in the adult sections, but clearly do not offer extras. That is total bullshit IMHO. Am I right?[/QUOTE]You can get HE at this asian mp on E. Paris, but it's probably YMMV. Just pull your towel off on the flip, they'll get the drift.

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;2804282][URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5449422241.html[/URL]

Wondering what (if any) info there is on this place. Standard AMP or better? One always hopes, of course, but if any of you are familiar let me know, many thanks.

Mong.[/QUOTE]I went there over a year ago, it is a standard AMP but at least it's not a Blessings.

Ah yes, I remember just a few years ago when East West was on Byron Cntr near 44th and they actually had some talent with massage skills. Very little up sell and a relaxing atmosphere. Back when Joy worked there and the younger girls weren't all doped up yet.

Now they moved to a freaking strip mall on 28th st! A sterile, uninviting place with a bad vibe and absolutely NO Talent!

Brings a Monger to tears I tell ya.

NJ.

Looking for a good massage with some extras. Who is good?

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[QUOTE=Oscar007;2805698]Looking for a good massage with some extras. Who is good?[/QUOTE]Have you read thru the forum at all?

I'm looking for buried treasure. Who can tell me where to dig? And can you loan me your shovel!?

NJ.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2806119]Have you read thru the forum at all?

I'm looking for buried treasure. Who can tell me where to dig? And can you loan me your shovel!?

NJ.[/QUOTE]Ha Ha Ha! O my gawd, I love it! We now have "Dig and Shovel" to go along with "Will Linklater" As I said before. We need to start compiling a USA Sexguide list of acronyms!

Hadn't been to Wonder in years; I stopped by Serenity last Friday afternoon to see if they had time for a walk-in, which they didn't. Decided I'd head a few blocks NE and see what Wonder had to offer. Had what for my money was an excellent, topless massage from Jewels. She made me very comfortable, followed directions well, never mentioned a "tip," which I greatly appreciate, and which prompts me to be extra generous. I left VERY happy and will ask for Jewels next time I'm in town!

Jewels is about 30, tall, thin blonde, some tats, pleasant personality, easy to talk to.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2806119]Have you read thru the forum at all?

I'm looking for buried treasure. Who can tell me where to dig? And can you loan me your shovel!?

NJ.[/QUOTE]I've been to Blessings, Wonder, Setenity, Tranquility and the place at Breton and 28th by the gym. No luck anywhere but Panacia. Not asking out of laziness asking out of frustration.

Anyone know if this place is shut down or if they moved. Went there this afternoon and it looks cleared out. I would love to know if they just relocated since Bella has done that before.

Just wondering if anyone has seen any of the new girls at panacea: Kelly, Paige, or Alison.

I saw ciara there a few months ago, but she isn't there anymore from the looks of it. Here's their new ad [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/escape-the-cold-at-panacea/22054231[/URL].

[QUOTE=Grube;2814615]Just wondering if anyone has seen any of the new girls at panacea: Kelly, Paige, or Alison.

I saw ciara there a few months ago, but she isn't there anymore from the looks of it. Here's their new ad [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/escape-the-cold-at-panacea/22054231[/URL].[/QUOTE]I can offer some thoughts on the Panacea girls. I'll PM you. (Anyone else, PM me if you want some intel).

Has anyone had any interactions with Vanessa? I've seen her ad a couple times but not sure if anyone has visited her yet.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-time/21624487[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hazmaz03;2815044]Has anyone had any interactions with Vanessa? I've seen her ad a couple times but not sure if anyone has visited her yet.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-time/21624487[/URL][/QUOTE]She posts everywhere which is a red flag to me. I called and texted many times. Never an answer or response. I won't waste my time anymore.

I have visited many places in the GR and Holland area. I have finally decided to become a member here. I am looking for a quality massage, with teasing. Do not need roaming or the therapist to get comfortable. I would like to leave happy though. Any suggestions? I like to visit as many different places that I can. Hope someone can help.

[QUOTE=BillyAshes;2815866]I have visited many places in the GR and Holland area. I have finally decided to become a member here. I am looking for a quality massage, with teasing. Do not need roaming or the therapist to get comfortable. I would like to leave happy though. Any suggestions? I like to visit as many different places that I can. Hope someone can help.[/QUOTE]Amber at massage paradise on 28th. I think they changed their name recently to touch of paradise, but it's on 28th between eastern and Kalamazoo.