Printable View
[QUOTE=Skurge 1;1258617]Saw her 2 weeks ago. Definetely RTFF grip. Same experience. Lame massage on legs. 2 minutes on back. Her technique did absolutely nothing for me and I left tensed as a I arrived.[/QUOTE]I think my report will agree with this but a) my HE was pleasent and she offered to go for two. I accepted but couldn't finish the second time and be) I was stoned.
[QUOTE=JankMonster; 1258533]I know there a lot of positive reviews, but mine is not. I visited Kristy yesterday. I opted for the 1 1/2 hr $140 with $40 upsell for nude. I'm not usually so lucky where I can afford extra time AND $$$ so I wanted to spend it on "Baltimore's Best". Besides, I've been curious for a long time, so I took the plunge.
I'm not going to go into lengthy detail here other than point out the parts I didn't like. For a CMT, it was the worst massage I've ever had. Actually for all the non-CMT's I've had, it was still one of the worst. She spent so much time rubbing my legs that she left my skin raw on the backside of my left knee. The area is all red, and has little bright red spots all over and still stings to the touch. Of the hour and a half she spent easily almost an hour rubbing the back of my legs (mostly my left leg) without much oil and with a lot of pressure. Her stroke would include traveling up my leg, rubbing my scrotum but then always back to the back of my knee. I should've had her stop and at the time I couldn't believe she kept going on and on and on in that one area. I kept thinking she'd mix it up a bit and begin to provide a normal Swedish massage, but she didn't. My fault I guess. She would occasionally come up and give me a nice deep tissue massage in my back and shoulders but then she'd be back down on my leg, rubbing my skin raw again. I didn't realize it'd leave the area so raw and painful, but it did.
Then on the flip and to the HE. A very weird style where she was squeezing and pushing so hard I couldn't feel any pleasure. Eventually when I got hard, she let up a bit but it was still not pleasant. It was weird. Like a jackhammer with pressure. I don't know how else to describe it. I finally, after a long while, did finish and then she squeezed the sh*t out of me.
All in all, it was not enjoyable really, at all. It was horrible. I've got this really raw area on the back of my knee with small red spots that really stings like hell and which I've never experienced before and I had one of the worst HE's of my entire time hobbying (11+ years). I will NOT repeat.[/QUOTE]I had a very good experience with her. Real good nude massage@$.40 for an hour. She rubber my back for 20 minutes and then I suggested the flip so I could get two pops. She accomodated very happily. AFter the first pop she cleaned me up and rubbed the front of my legs, got me hard and then #2. Real good experience.
[QUOTE=MisterOtk; 1255831]I was passing through Baltimore last week and tried this place.
[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2544520972.html[/url]
Its pretty well off the beaten path for a traveller, but the price is right for the service. I thought I was at the wrong place at first as Its a nail salon, but talking to the gal at the desk, she took me straight back to a room where they've got a table set up.
Massage was good, and she had no problems w / getting right too it on the flip. A. 4 donation for the hands, and she allowed some roaming, but everything stayed on. Finished the hand work and then had another 15-20 min of massage to relax with.
Very nice experience! Wish I wasn't 4 hrs away from here normally![/QUOTE]MisterOtk had a better experience than I did. I tried this place and won't be returning. Poor massage, mostly just pushing on random parts of my back (left me in pain for 24 hours). Very little roaming and no more than a poor quality HE. The girl spoke almost no English. The worst part was the entry where you need to walk through a bunch of women getting their nails done before you get to the back private area for your massage. Being so highly exposed and in Anne Arundel county, this place will either stop the extras or be closed down in short order.
Saw Layla this week, she is located in a really nice sub-urb of baltimore. Personality wise, she is an absolute gem, she was all about making me feel comfortable and relaxed, very easy to talk to and BTW a SLAMMING body, I would easily give her a 9/10. The massage was a little mediocre not sure what she was doing, did not get down into my muscles. The hr massage lasted about 30min, I recommend just gettin the 30min. She then did an upsell for the 'complete' ending which I must say in light of her body I gladly paid.
Will see her again, total damage $$. See her ad below.
[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-in-my-private-location-27/3849458[/url]
[QUOTE=Latenite14;1257882]Long time lurker, first time poster. Finally worked up the courage for my first AMP experience. Was greeted by mamasan and immediately taken to my room, where I waited for the shower to be freed up. I paid the. 70 house fee and was greeted by a very petite girl with smooth skin wearing a leopard print tube top and mini skirt. Unfortunately I never thought to ask her name. After she bathed me she gave a decent massage on my back. We then negotiated a "rocket ship" (her words, not mine). She stripped down and let me fondle her, when she then straddled me 69 style and let her hands do all the work. The feeling of her warm breath on my manhood helped me relase all my tension in no time. I would definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]I went there the very next day and had the same technician wearing the exact same attire using the exact same technique! (No joke!) FYI, she told me her name was "Candy." She promised me a higher quality service next time. But, with only curtains across the entrances versus doors, I suspect that will be hard to accomplish.
[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1260848]Saw Layla this week, she is located in a really nice sub-urb of baltimore. Personality wise, she is an absolute gem, she was all about making me feel comfortable and relaxed, very easy to talk to and BTW a SLAMMING body, I would easily give her a 9/10. The massage was a little mediocre not sure what she was doing, did not get down into my muscles. The hr massage lasted about 30min, I recommend just gettin the 30min. She then did an upsell for the 'complete' ending which I must say in light of her body I gladly paid.
Will see her again, total damage $$. See her ad below.
[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-in-my-private-location-27/3849458[/url][/QUOTE]I've inquired about her earlier but hadn't heard / read anything. Didn't feel like being adventurous for that kind of money. Looks wise she's my kind of woman. Could you clarify your report a little. You got a 30 minute mediocre body rub for $$? Seems kind of high. By complete ending do you mean FS, HE, or BBJ? We are used to using a certain type of jargon here so it would help if you reported using that kind of language.
[QUOTE=Rahjohn;1261074]I've inquired about her earlier but hadn't heard / read anything. Didn't feel like being adventurous for that kind of money. Looks wise she's my kind of woman. Could you clarify your report a little. You got a 30 minute mediocre body rub for $$? Seems kind of high. By complete ending do you mean FS, HE, or BBJ? We are used to using a certain type of jargon here so it would help if you reported using that kind of language.[/QUOTE]Yea my bad I was trying to be discreet, but yea for $$ I got the massage and FS.
Went to 7313 Harford Road to check out the electro accupressure, was not bad just felt a lot of tingling, but at the end the girl would not show me any skin at all, no FS or BJ available and no nude / semi-nude HJ, only thing avilable is HJ with touching no lookin. I say save your money and don't waste time.
[QUOTE=CourtesanLover;1261280]Yea my bad I was trying to be discreet, but yea for $$ I got the massage and FS.[/QUOTE]Well then she's about to get my money my man!
Thanks for the report.
Okay. I decided to checkout TBC for the 1st time. Went there last Sunday and was greeted by a hard bodied older Russian Blonde. I got excited right there. However I got introduced to Laura also Russian. So I opted for and hour session for $$. Laura has a very nice body and is brunette. I got into the room and made my self comfortable. Laura came in and we started the session. I was able to touch all over. While she was giving me a HJ I was able to rub her as well. Then I asked about DATY and she said extra $40. 00 USD in cash. I declined. I asked about FS and no way. Well for the total of $$ + 40 I could have went to EROS and gotten FS for 10. 00 more. In any case after "the pop" session was over. Could not go for the whole hour. I definitly could had poped again if I was given the full hour. So here is my opinion. Was it worth it. No. Not for an hour. But for a half an hour was 180. 00. So why not go for the hour. If you are going there for the 1st time I suggest save yourself the $20. 00 dollars. The women are hot. That's for sure. I did enjoy Laura's company and technique. One time HJ with a hardbodied western girl was expensive okay. But if I was able to get the blonde MILF It would have made it more worth it. So the end is. Would I repeat? No. Although it was okay to try it for the first time. But it is the last time.
[QUOTE=CourtesanLover;1261285]Went to 7313 Harford Road to check out the electro accupressure, was not bad just felt a lot of tingling, but at the end the girl would not show me any skin at all, no FS or BJ available and no nude / semi-nude HJ, only thing avilable is HJ with touching no lookin. I say save your money and don't waste time.[/QUOTE]If you had bothered to read past reports, you would had known better. Yoyo gives a better than average rub, and a pretty good tug.
Just my $.02.
GTR
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1261894]If you had bothered to read past reports, you would had known better. Yoyo gives a better than average rub, and a pretty good tug.
Just my $.02.
GTR[/QUOTE]Yea well no one mentioned the part about them not even flashing you, whats the point of an HJ if you can't see some tits and ass.
[QUOTE=Experitry;1261667]Okay. I decided to checkout TBC for the 1st time. Went there last Sunday and was greeted by a hard bodied older Russian Blonde. I got excited right there. However I got introduced to Laura also Russian. So I opted for and hour session for $$. Laura has a very nice body and is brunette. I got into the room and made my self comfortable. Laura came in and we started the session. I was able to touch all over. While she was giving me a HJ I was able to rub her as well. Then I asked about DATY and she said extra $40. 00 USD in cash. I declined. I asked about FS and no way. Well for the total of $$ + 40 I could have went to EROS and gotten FS for 10. 00 more. In any case after "the pop" session was over. Could not go for the whole hour. I definitly could had poped again if I was given the full hour. So here is my opinion. Was it worth it. No. Not for an hour. But for a half an hour was 180. 00. So why not go for the hour. If you are going there for the 1st time I suggest save yourself the $20. 00 dollars. The women are hot. That's for sure. I did enjoy Laura's company and technique. One time HJ with a hardbodied western girl was expensive okay. But if I was able to get the blonde MILF It would have made it more worth it. So the end is. Would I repeat? No. Although it was okay to try it for the first time. But it is the last time.[/QUOTE]I know both of those women. The hard bodied older one I used to see regularly on weekends. I think hre name is Ira. She got familiar with me quickly. For no extra $$ I got DATY and BBBJ. This was 3 or 4 years ago. She also works at a local business as a seamstress during the week. I saw her there one day. She has a smoking body.
I have seen Laura, she is hot but nothing extra.
I have reported before to be VERY cautious about going in there. About 8 months ago I was there one night when the cops came banging on the door. I dodged a major bullet and will not go back there again. Although Kelly, who works days, is the hottest provider I have ever been with. She left TBC for a while and was on her own. I saw her regularly and for $$ I was getting a rub and DATY and BBBJs. She then started chargin extra for DATY and BBBJs, Byt eh time you added up the extras it was $$$. For that kind of dough I am going to EROS girls.
[QUOTE=Experitry;1261667]Okay. I decided to checkout TBC for the 1st time. Went there last Sunday and was greeted by a hard bodied older Russian Blonde. I got excited right there. However I got introduced to Laura also Russian. So I opted for and hour session for $$. Laura has a very nice body and is brunette. I got into the room and made my self comfortable. Laura came in and we started the session. I was able to touch all over. While she was giving me a HJ I was able to rub her as well. Then I asked about DATY and she said extra $40. 00 USD in cash. I declined. I asked about FS and no way. Well for the total of $$ + 40 I could have went to EROS and gotten FS for 10. 00 more. In any case after "the pop" session was over. Could not go for the whole hour. I definitly could had poped again if I was given the full hour. So here is my opinion. Was it worth it. No. Not for an hour. But for a half an hour was 180. 00. So why not go for the hour. If you are going there for the 1st time I suggest save yourself the $20. 00 dollars. The women are hot. That's for sure. I did enjoy Laura's company and technique. One time HJ with a hardbodied western girl was expensive okay. But if I was able to get the blonde MILF It would have made it more worth it. So the end is. Would I repeat? No. Although it was okay to try it for the first time. But it is the last time.[/QUOTE]Don't take this the wrong way, because I don't mean to sound like an ass but from what I've been able to gather, places like TBC aren't for the joe-the-plumber types. I think they cater to executives and business owners who can drop $$$ without batting an eye. It's like the Hustler club vs. Norma jeans. I guess, the thinking is, people are going to pay more for something more exclusive (euro / american babes) vs. 50 year old asian women trying to pass for 30.
That's just my $.02, for what it's worth.
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1257000]This is Yoyo"s new spot. She will be working out of the new address, while her sister runs 9001. 9001 is closed for a few days while the carpets get cleaned.
Got a great massage, as usual.
Be safe,
GTR[/QUOTE]A search of 9001 or Yoyo will tell you positives and negatives. And thanks to C L's report 7313. Caveat Emptor / YMMV.
Don't call foul if you don't do your homework.
Be safe,
GTR
[QUOTE=Rahjohn; 1262437]Don't take this the wrong way, because I don't mean to sound like an ass but from what I've been able to gather, places like TBC aren't for the joe-the-plumber types. I think they cater to executives and business owners who can drop $$$ without batting an eye. It's like the Hustler club vs. Norma jeans. I guess, the thinking is, people are going to pay more for something more exclusive (euro / american babes) vs. 50 year old asian women trying to pass for 30.
That's just my $.02, for what it's worth.[/QUOTE]I have to take exception to this. TBC is for individuals that aren't into asians and are willing to spend the extra money for it and that is it. You imply that it is a better experience with finer looking ladies and is therefore worth the extra cash if you can afford it. I prefer asian women and there are plenty of hot ones that come and go in this area. For the most part, they give great service and are a lot of fun once you get past the cultural barriers. They are not all 50 plus. That's crazy. I had a great time last week at JH. I will report.
Different strokes for different folks. You can keep your slavic women. As alway YMMV.
[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1262985]I have to take exception to this. TBC is for individuals that aren't into asians and are willing to spend the extra money for it and that is it. You imply that it is a better experience with finer looking ladies and is therefore worth the extra cash if you can afford it. I prefer asian women and there are plenty of hot ones that come and go in this area. For the most part, they give great service and are a lot of fun once you get past the cultural barriers. They are not all 50 plus. That's crazy. I had a great time last week at JH. I will report.
Different strokes for different folks. You can keep your slavic women. As alway YMMV.[/QUOTE]I beg to differ. Tbc has had non euro women working there. And BTW, their therapist actually give superb massages. Additionally, I'm sure that any asian american woman that fit tbc's standards and criteria could work there. I guess the difference between the two of us is what you consider hot and what I consider hot. Having lived in japan, China, south korea, and vietnam, I know a hot asian woman when I see her. The majority of the AMPs in baltimore are staffed by what most who've actually lived in asian countries "5's" on a 10pt scale.
I'm not hung up on a womans race. Hot is hot and a great massage is a great massage.
[QUOTE=Experitry;1261667]Okay. I decided to checkout TBC for the 1st time. Went there last Sunday and was greeted by a hard bodied older Russian Blonde. I got excited right there. However I got introduced to Laura also Russian. So I opted for and hour session for $$. Laura has a very nice body and is brunette. I got into the room and made my self comfortable. Laura came in and we started the session. I was able to touch all over. While she was giving me a HJ I was able to rub her as well. Then I asked about DATY and she said extra $40. 00 USD in cash. I declined. I asked about FS and no way. Well for the total of $$ + 40 I could have went to EROS and gotten FS for 10. 00 more. In any case after "the pop" session was over. Could not go for the whole hour. I definitly could had poped again if I was given the full hour. So here is my opinion. Was it worth it. No. Not for an hour. But for a half an hour was 180. 00. So why not go for the hour. If you are going there for the 1st time I suggest save yourself the $20. 00 dollars. The women are hot. That's for sure. I did enjoy Laura's company and technique. One time HJ with a hardbodied western girl was expensive okay. But if I was able to get the blonde MILF It would have made it more worth it. So the end is. Would I repeat? No. Although it was okay to try it for the first time. But it is the last time.[/QUOTE]Other than the website I have never heard of EROS. What part of town is EROS in?
Want to thank everyone for there input.
If I can get Ira for a session as posted by Rockman 2000 and get that service. I could go there and spend another $$ down the line. But definitly no on else.
Thanks everyone.
I used to see Amber from TBC whenever I was in that area.
She was a good looking girl that provided really good service.
If I knew where she was now I would still be seeing her.
B. D.
[QUOTE=Rahjohn; 1263020]I beg to differ. Tbc has had non euro women working there. And BTW, their therapist actually give superb massages. Additionally, I'm sure that any asian american woman that fit tbc's standards and criteria could work there. I guess the difference between the two of us is what you consider hot and what I consider hot. Having lived in japan, China, south korea, and vietnam, I know a hot asian woman when I see her. The majority of the AMPs in baltimore are staffed by what most who've actually lived in asian countries "5's" on a 10pt scale.
I'm not hung up on a womans race. Hot is hot and a great massage is a great massage.[/QUOTE]Let me try this again. My point is that it is rediculous to say that TBC is only for the well heeled rich. It's equally rediculous to say that you'll only find 50 year old ugly or mediocre women at the AMPs. I know there are some but there are plenty that are not. Believe me, you don't have to live in an asian country to set yourself up as an expert on asian beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Quit acting like a pompous "know it all". You don't know everything.
If liking asian women is a hang up, I think I can live with that one.
I called jh a few weeks ago and ask who's working. As usual, she rattles off four names. I didn't hear any names that I was familiar with and didn't feel like risking getting a dud so I ask when is Lucy going to be back. She tried to get me to come in to see new girl Linda,"very popular, Lucy be back August". Last week I called back and she rattles off four more names, Lucy's included. Let's just say I've seen her a few times and each time as the comfort level increases so does the level of service. She's less shy and we talk and laugh. Lucy has that slender, slinky, cat-like quality that really gets to me. She put a little more effort into the massage this time, although it did occasionally revert back to the "one handed lazy" technique. I've often wondered what she's doing with the other hand while it's not on my back? Rockin good time for full hour.
BTW, as usual, I saw the rest of line up as I was leaving. Two of the girls were plain Janes but the third was pretty hot and you wouldn't even have to have lived in Asia to determine that.
Z3
[QUOTE=Rahjohn; 1263020]I beg to differ. Tbc has had non euro women working there. And BTW, their therapist actually give superb massages. Additionally, I'm sure that any asian american woman that fit tbc's standards and criteria could work there. I guess the difference between the two of us is what you consider hot and what I consider hot. Having lived in japan, China, south korea, and vietnam, I know a hot asian woman when I see her. The majority of the AMPs in baltimore are staffed by what most who've actually lived in asian countries "5's" on a 10pt scale.
I'm not hung up on a womans race. Hot is hot and a great massage is a great massage.[/QUOTE]I have never been to China but I have dear friends who are Chinese. Both he and his wife said China does not allow beautiful single women to leave, only the 5s and below are allowed out. I am a 5 myself so it works out beautifully for me.
[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1263998]I called jh a few weeks ago and ask who's working. As usual, she rattles off four names. I didn't hear any names that I was familiar with and didn't feel like risking getting a dud so I ask when is Lucy going to be back. She tried to get me to come in to see new girl Linda,"very popular, Lucy be back August". Last week I called back and she rattles off four more names, Lucy's included. Let's just say I've seen her a few times and each time as the comfort level increases so does the level of service. She's less shy and we talk and laugh. Lucy has that slender, slinky, cat-like quality that really gets to me. She put a little more effort into the massage this time, although it did occasionally revert back to the "one handed lazy" technique. I've often wondered what she's doing with the other hand while it's not on my back? Rockin good time for full hour.
BTW, as usual, I saw the rest of line up as I was leaving. Two of the girls were plain Janes but the third was pretty hot and you wouldn't even have to have lived in Asia to determine that.
Z3[/QUOTE]The forth girl sounds like Michelle (see recent review) Just off the boat from China. Had the pleasure of seeing Lucy Weds. An hour of bliss. This little spinner will treat you right once she gets to know you, and will comply with most reasonable requests. I love me some Lucy. I've seen her many times over the past 3-4 yrs. My $.02.
GTR
[QUOTE=WildWilly68;1263152]Other than the website I have never heard of EROS. What part of town is EROS in?[/QUOTE]EROS guide to Baltimore escorts.
GTR
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1264171]EROS guide to Baltimore escorts.
GTR[/QUOTE]I was doing some research and seemed that most providers are in the DC area except for one or two.
I went to B&B today, off of Baltimore National Pike located in a small shopping center. They advertise on Craigslist. I was greeted by Jae, a 35-45 year old asian woman.
Appearence 7. Attitude 5. Service 5. I was charged $75 for the hour, but received on 45 minutes of attention. No table shower available.
Overall a lame massage and standard HE. Tip $40. I would not repeat.
[QUOTE=Mbwrink; 1256833]Has anybody checked this out as far as I can tell they opened up in June!
Asain Bodywork.
7437 Baltimore- Annapolis Blvd, Glen Burnie, MD 21061.
410 487 6982[/QUOTE]I went there the other day. Overall ok service. She wanted $40 for a HJ. And it was not that great.
[QUOTE=MisterOtk; 1255831]I was passing through Baltimore last week and tried this place.
[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2544520972.html[/url]
Its pretty well off the beaten path for a traveller, but the price is right for the service. I thought I was at the wrong place at first as Its a nail salon, but talking to the gal at the desk, she took me straight back to a room where they've got a table set up.
Massage was good, and she had no problems w / getting right too it on the flip. A. 4 donation for the hands, and she allowed some roaming, but everything stayed on. Finished the hand work and then had another 15-20 min of massage to relax with.
Very nice experience! Wish I wasn't 4 hrs away from here normally![/QUOTE]I was thinking about going here too. The women looked really old and not sexy. Good cheap price but you may want to just pay the extra $10 for a another place.
Has anyone been to ML lately? Any reports? I have had an itch and was going to try to pay a visit.
Hit ML today. Enjoy being friends with Julie. Fine TS and everything available. IMHO ML is five star establishment.
Perhaps someone out there can help. I was walking Harford Road with my wife, and when I passed 8604 Harford, an old White house that has a Bradford Bank sign out front, I noticed that there was a banner in the window that says massage and a neon open sign that was not lit up due to the hurricane power outage. I have checked the forum and checked CL and BP. I haven't noticed any new spas listed. This is a tough one for me since it is very close to my house, but would be interested in knowing for sure if this is new talent in the area. Thanks for any help you can provide. LP
Based off many praises for Lucy at JHH I took the opportunity of a day off and visited her. Reports are dead on and she is simply amazing. Best experience I have had at an AMP in a long time. Usual fees applies. I was tempted to see a traveling pro but in the end to try and save money decided to see lucy instead. I am glad I did so. She is just a gem. Treat her well. Thanks to all who have put the word out there on her.
Stay safe
[QUOTE=JohnnyPassion;1265807]Hit ML today. Enjoy being friends with Julie. Fine TS and everything available. IMHO ML is five star establishment.[/QUOTE]Seconded. Julie + well all of the girls that have worked there are quite good. Is there even another AMP that compares?
Against my better judgement I went to Jasmine one afternoon, it being close to work and what not. First day I reached and the mmsn opened the door and said that sorry we are full, I asked how much time will it take, she said long time. Kike an idiot I went back the next day. Mmsn took me in, no acknowledgement of my having come there earlier.
Anyway, she put me in the cubby and then it took forever anyone to come in. By then I was a little irritated since this was a short excursion out from work, so I said hhr when mmsn came to ask. Finally in walks a tranny. He / she (it) proceeded to joke with me in a masculine voice. By then I was already sick of the whole thing, so I said, lets just see how bad this can get. Well I got a horrible, casual and basically harsh massage. In between the mmsn talked with this tranny through the bedsheet that hung on the cubby no less than 4 times, as if it was just incidental that I was paying my hard earned money to get harshly kneeded by IT.
Now I was waiting to see what would happen next. Well what happened takes the cake, suddenly the mmsn said something in korean, IT proceeded to slap my butt and say massage over. Bye. And left. Just left and disappeared.
But I left out the worst part, IT used a kind of cream to massage me, no unscented oil but some kind of cheap white cream which left me all sticky AND stinky. I felt horrible, but worse, now I could not get back to work without also reeking of this horrible stench. Had to drive all the way home and take a shower and then go back to work.
My worst AMP experience to date! And its not that great a story either, just a pathetic experience. Don't go there.
[QUOTE=Travelure; 1266699]Against my better judgement I went to Jasmine one afternoon, it being close to work and what not. First day I reached and the mmsn opened the door and said that sorry we are full, I asked how much time will it take, she said long time. Kike an idiot I went back the next day. Mmsn took me in, no acknowledgement of my having come there earlier.
Anyway, she put me in the cubby and then it took forever anyone to come in. By then I was a little irritated since this was a short excursion out from work, so I said hhr when mmsn came to ask. Finally in walks a tranny. He / she (it) proceeded to joke with me in a masculine voice. By then I was already sick of the whole thing, so I said, lets just see how bad this can get. Well I got a horrible, casual and basically harsh massage. In between the mmsn talked with this tranny through the bedsheet that hung on the cubby no less than 4 times, as if it was just incidental that I was paying my hard earned money to get harshly kneeded by IT.
Now I was waiting to see what would happen next. Well what happened takes the cake, suddenly the mmsn said something in korean, IT proceeded to slap my butt and say massage over. Bye. And left. Just left and disappeared.
But I left out the worst part, IT used a kind of cream to massage me, no unscented oil but some kind of cheap white cream which left me all sticky AND stinky. I felt horrible, but worse, now I could not get back to work without also reeking of this horrible stench. Had to drive all the way home and take a shower and then go back to work.
My worst AMP experience to date! And its not that great a story either, just a pathetic experience. Don't go there.[/QUOTE]Stupid is as stupid does! I can't even imagine what you were thinking.
Lax
[QUOTE=Travelure; 1266699]Against my better judgement I went to Jasmine one afternoon, it being close to work and what not. First day I reached and the mmsn opened the door and said that sorry we are full, I asked how much time will it take, she said long time. Kike an idiot I went back the next day. Mmsn took me in, no acknowledgement of my having come there earlier.
Anyway, she put me in the cubby and then it took forever anyone to come in. By then I was a little irritated since this was a short excursion out from work, so I said hhr when mmsn came to ask. Finally in walks a tranny. He / she (it) proceeded to joke with me in a masculine voice. By then I was already sick of the whole thing, so I said, lets just see how bad this can get. Well I got a horrible, casual and basically harsh massage. In between the mmsn talked with this tranny through the bedsheet that hung on the cubby no less than 4 times, as if it was just incidental that I was paying my hard earned money to get harshly kneeded by IT.
Now I was waiting to see what would happen next. Well what happened takes the cake, suddenly the mmsn said something in korean, IT proceeded to slap my butt and say massage over. Bye. And left. Just left and disappeared.
But I left out the worst part, IT used a kind of cream to massage me, no unscented oil but some kind of cheap white cream which left me all sticky AND stinky. I felt horrible, but worse, now I could not get back to work without also reeking of this horrible stench. Had to drive all the way home and take a shower and then go back to work.
My worst AMP experience to date! And its not that great a story either, just a pathetic experience. Don't go there.[/QUOTE]You saved me, and many others, from a waste of time and money. Thanks for the heads up, or whatever you call it. Hmmm. A Korean tranny? What a world!
[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3;1266250]Perhaps someone out there can help. I was walking Harford Road with my wife, and when I passed 8604 Harford, an old White house that has a Bradford Bank sign out front, I noticed that there was a banner in the window that says massage and a neon open sign that was not lit up due to the hurricane power outage. I have checked the forum and checked CL and BP. I haven't noticed any new spas listed. This is a tough one for me since it is very close to my house, but would be interested in knowing for sure if this is new talent in the area. Thanks for any help you can provide. LP[/QUOTE]Is that across from the Fractured Prune, sorta kinda?
I think you sound disappointed. And not because you got a bad massage.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
[QUOTE=Travelure; 1266699]Against my better judgement I went to Jasmine one afternoon, it being close to work and what not. First day I reached and the mmsn opened the door and said that sorry we are full, I asked how much time will it take, she said long time. Kike an idiot I went back the next day. Mmsn took me in, no acknowledgement of my having come there earlier.
Anyway, she put me in the cubby and then it took forever anyone to come in. By then I was a little irritated since this was a short excursion out from work, so I said hhr when mmsn came to ask. Finally in walks a tranny. He / she (it) proceeded to joke with me in a masculine voice. By then I was already sick of the whole thing, so I said, lets just see how bad this can get. Well I got a horrible, casual and basically harsh massage. In between the mmsn talked with this tranny through the bedsheet that hung on the cubby no less than 4 times, as if it was just incidental that I was paying my hard earned money to get harshly kneeded by IT.
Now I was waiting to see what would happen next. Well what happened takes the cake, suddenly the mmsn said something in korean, IT proceeded to slap my butt and say massage over. Bye. And left. Just left and disappeared.
But I left out the worst part, IT used a kind of cream to massage me, no unscented oil but some kind of cheap white cream which left me all sticky AND stinky. I felt horrible, but worse, now I could not get back to work without also reeking of this horrible stench. Had to drive all the way home and take a shower and then go back to work.
My worst AMP experience to date! And its not that great a story either, just a pathetic experience. Don't go there.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1267318]I think you sound disappointed. And not because you got a bad massage.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.[/QUOTE]Firstly, the massage was bad, it was uncomfortable, sticky and I was bruised. And yes I was disappointed, in every which way INCLUDING it being a bad massage, bad attitude of provider, of mamasan, unprofessional behavior, sticky scented cream, etc etc. And the reason I went there in the first place is because ertcmp had it listed as a emp. Well it isn't and its a poorly run establishment, so please save yourselves. And then maybe we can just say I TOFTT and thats quite ok. Should have just gone to kto.