Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NotDeadYet;3222786]In Oakbrook Terrace.

OK massage with increasingly more brushing of sensitive parts. After flip lost very little time getting to the main event. I'm pretty old, but she figured out that backside stimulation and hard-and-fast was required to achieve liftoff. While her two hands were busy with me, mine were busy under her bra and OTC rubbing the pussy; at some point in time, she began squirming and humping as if having the "O". Was probably fake, since she was also kind of laughing, but seemed to actually enjoy it. Even with that, it still took a long time, but she didn't quit on me. Good technique!

[/QUOTE]OTC rubbing of the pussy? Yeah, YMMV, but I've gotten a few to give up the O. Just last week I'm at a spa was up in the cold northern 'burbs. The girl starts the HJ and I ask her to lift up the top. She negotiates a higher tip, which I was going to give her anyways without asking I might add. She gets to work, and with a boob in my mouth, I work my hand between her legs from behind and start to gently rub. She opens up a little wider and I keep going. She starts to squirm and I feel moisture coming through the leggings. I popped before she came and she didn't ask me to continue.

I've only had one that actually dropped her pants so I could continue with nothing in the way, but that was like 20 years ago with the warning Not Inside. She got into it and came, then so did I. The funny thing is, she told me to be quiet about it, because she could get in trouble. HJs were par for the course at this AMP, but she could get in trouble if I returned the favor and the mammasan found out? Weird.

Pine tree used to be excellent. Joanne, Pearl and Bobby were great. I took a long break since they closed, and I was just there last week and drew Helen 7/10 looks, 6/10 body. Great table shower 8/10, okay massage 6/10, less than okay finish 5/10. It is okay in a pinch, but doesn't seem worth the drive anymore. Has anyone had someone there they would recommend since the reopen? Feel free to PM.

[QUOTE=AlBundy78;3248561]Pine tree used to be excellent. Joanne, Pearl and Bobby were great. I took a long break since they closed, and I was just there last week and drew Helen 7/10 looks, 6/10 body. Great table shower 8/10, okay massage 6/10, less than okay finish 5/10. It is okay in a pinch, but doesn't seem worth the drive anymore. Has anyone had someone there they would recommend since the reopen? Feel free to PM.[/QUOTE]If Angel is still there: mid 30's, maybe 6/10 looks, 6/10 body, 7/10 tableshower, 6/10 massage, 9/10 finish. She's a real nympho. Its a long drive for me too, so I'm reluctant to try. I'd like a younger girl like Joanne rather than Angel. I had a rockstar performance with Angel the first time, I don't think I would do the same again with her. So I'd rather just keep that memory intact and find a different girl.

[QUOTE=PwnLife;3249682]If Angel is still there: mid 30's, maybe 6/10 looks, 6/10 body, 7/10 tableshower, 6/10 massage, 9/10 finish. She's a real nympho. Its a long drive for me too, so I'm reluctant to try. I'd like a younger girl like Joanne rather than Angel. I had a rockstar performance with Angel the first time, I don't think I would do the same again with her. So I'd rather just keep that memory intact and find a different girl.[/QUOTE]Personally I would take an older nymph over a young star fish. Granted this is knowing how each would perform.

Was out in the Western Burbs this morning on business and saw this massage place in an old house right in downtown Glen Ellyn so thought I would give it a try. Being that it was located right in the middle of the business district (536 Pennsylvania) in a cute old remodeled house I thought it was probably a legit place.

When I walked up I noticed they had a bell and I was met by a pretty Chinese girl who spoke no English. So much for being legit. She showed me the menu on a card and I pointed to 1 hour for $60. On the way to the room I passed the table shower and yuck, so dirty that I would never get on that thing. The room itself had curtains for doors, walls that didn't go to the ceiling and was freezing cold. Plus, the massage table was old, hard and freezing cold as well.

She starts out by pouring a ton of freezing oil from a cup onto my back and I almost flew off the table. She poured so much that it was actually running down my sides onto the table itself. Her massage was pretty lame and later she takes my hand, puts oil on it and tells me to do it myself or it's a $100 tip so that didn't happen. Afterward, she wipes me off with paper towels then uses a hot towel that at one time was probably white but is now filthy dirty grey. When I get dressed I notice that my toes are actually squishing in my socks from too much oil. I hate that f* feeling.

As I left she gave me a card and I noticed it had the AMP on York Rd in Elmhurst listed also. Now I know the reason for the oil, Elmhurst uses too much also. She thanked me and I said "Xi Xi Ni Zai Ye Bu" and was out of there. This place is now added to my list of 3 places to never go, Lanes in Lombard, York Rd in Elmhurst and now this place.

Would never repeat even if they paid me, and tipped me.

AJ.

Yes, this is a definite avoid. Sounds gross.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3252245]Was out in the Western Burbs this morning on business and saw this massage place in an old house right in downtown Glen Ellyn so thought I would give it a try. Being that it was located right in the middle of the business district (536 Pennsylvania) in a cute old remodeled house I thought it was probably a legit place.

When I walked up I noticed they had a bell and I was met by a pretty Chinese girl who spoke no English. So much for being legit. She showed me the menu on a card and I pointed to 1 hour for $60. On the way to the room I passed the table shower and yuck, so dirty that I would never get on that thing. The room itself had curtains for doors, walls that didn't go to the ceiling and was freezing cold. Plus, the massage table was old, hard and freezing cold as well.

She starts out by pouring a ton of freezing oil from a cup onto my back and I almost flew off the table. She poured so much that it was actually running down my sides onto the table itself. Her massage was pretty lame and later she takes my hand, puts oil on it and tells me to do it myself or it's a $100 tip so that didn't happen. Afterward, she wipes me off with paper towels then uses a hot towel that at one time was probably white but is now filthy dirty grey. When I get dressed I notice that my toes are actually squishing in my socks from too much oil. I hate that f* feeling.

As I left she gave me a card and I noticed it had the AMP on York Rd in Elmhurst listed also. Now I know the reason for the oil, Elmhurst uses too much also. She thanked me and I said "Xi Xi Ni Zai Ye Bu" and was out of there. This place is now added to my list of 3 places to never go, Lanes in Lombard, York Rd in Elmhurst and now this place.

Would never repeat even if they paid me, and tipped me.

AJ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=E6671;3250040]Personally I would take an older nymph over a young star fish. Granted this is knowing how each would perform.[/QUOTE]I agree, but I think Angel is definetly worth a try at least once. Her energy levels and enthusiasm will put most young star fish to shame. Had her once which was fun and awesome, and then went to chase the younger starfish after.

Well, YMMV as usual because I had a great clean relaxing time there yesterday.

Had"T" as my mt and had a nice time. No English but I can still communicate to where it's funny for both.

Left totally relaxed for standard fee.

She did use to much lotion tho, not any oil on me and ts was clean. I always check.

Got her number and I will be back.

Only seen by appointment but was slow so I got her. She is very pleasant but did ask how much was in my piggy bank while discussing options. I recommend as she seems to be one of the more friendly actresses appearing there.

Don't beleive the new ads. There are no new young girls at PT. Someone who looked like the Mama san was going to give me my massage. I though she was doing the LE check, boy was I wrong. I asked for a new young girl. Mamasan said" no young girl, all like her". I thanked them for their time and left. Don't fall for the old "get young girl next time". If she isn't younger than you, walk out or they won't change their line up.

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[QUOTE=AlBundy78;3248561]Pine tree used to be excellent. Joanne, Pearl and Bobby were great. I took a long break since they closed, and I was just there last week and drew Helen 7/10 looks, 6/10 body. Great table shower 8/10, okay massage 6/10, less than okay finish 5/10. It is okay in a pinch, but doesn't seem worth the drive anymore. Has anyone had someone there they would recommend since the reopen? Feel free to PM.[/QUOTE]Took a visiting friend there two weeks ago. I drew Rose. Slim and pretty and definitely fun, great attitude and a sense of humor. My experience there was as good as it ever was. My friend drew Pepsi, who was pretty but definitely taller and a little thicker, but he reported having a good time too.

You're not going to have a pronstar experience there, probably, but it's not horrible either. I saw a lot of bad press on here for PT for a while, so I stayed away, but my first visit back was very good. No hassling or negotiating either.

Just my 2 c. I do miss Joann though.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;3268078]Took a visiting friend there two weeks ago. I drew Rose. Slim and pretty and definitely fun, great attitude and a sense of humor. My experience there was as good as it ever was. My friend drew Pepsi, who was pretty but definitely taller and a little thicker, but he reported having a good time too.

You're not going to have a pronstar experience there, probably, but it's not horrible either. I saw a lot of bad press on here for PT for a while, so I stayed away, but my first visit back was very good. No hassling or negotiating either.

Just my 2 c. I do miss Joann though.[/QUOTE]Did you at least visit joann after I messaged you she was back? Gone again since last month.

[QUOTE=PwnLife;3268207]Did you at least visit joann after I messaged you she was back? Gone again since last month.[/QUOTE]No, I blew it. I did appreciate the heads up tho (NPI!! Haha).

Hopefully she makes another return, I wouldn't make that mistake twice.

The flower shop has been my go to non-Chicago AMP for a while, but I've had shit luck the last 3 times I've been there.

The first time I went, I got taken care of by the the most beautiful sensual gift I've ever had at an AMP. Big doe eyes, tall, huge natural tits, wearing a fitting white dress. There was a super hot other girl waiting too that was shorter but looked dirtier than mine.

Every time I've gone after this, the masseuse has been older than dirt. The last time, the woman had to be in her 50's. Ugh. I know some of you guys prefer that, but it really does nothing for me and I end up just blowing $80 bucks.

Does anyone have contact info for the girls I mentioned above? Or anyone know where I can go in the Lombard area and have a great experience with a young / pretty provider? I really, really hate the bait-and-switch nature of this biz. It only hurts the ladies because I go in expecting one thing and get something different, I'm not as.

P.S. Unlike some of the guys on this board, I tip well. Really well. And even if I don't get what I want, I still tip. And I don't haggle over $20 because I'm not a cheap **** ($60 is fine for standard if she's pretty and into it). That said, I expect my girls to look a certain way and have found nothing worth going for in Lombard.