Massage Parlor Reports

Oh, hah. I forgot my trip to the 5th spa. Can't remember where in the order this was, though. Red Coral Spa off Roselle Rd just north of Wise Rd. This was the first place I had ever visited as a monger and I recall at the time it was SS, which (at the time) I thought wasn't too bad. Ahh, such naivete. In any case, I went back there a few days ago in the hopes that I would hit pay dirt. I did not, although the girl was late 20's / possibly early 30's and slim. Very very cute. I was instantly turned on. Her massage was completely forgettable, but she did allow some limited OTC action. Mostly her ass and legs but no boobs. Oh well. Even worse, when it came time for the main event, she encouraged SS only. I gave it the old college try but I already knew I wasn't going to perform for her. SS just takes all the wind out of my sail, you know? And I long for the days of X and MT and. Oh yeah, those places are still around, why don't I just go back there, you ask? Well, like I said, I'm spreading my wings and seeing what's out there. Especially so I can bring that information back to all of you, dear mongers. Yes, I am Mr. TOFTT. Sometimes. Not all the time. There are a ton of providers I'd love info on, but this isn't really the right forum for that, is it?

[QUOTE=Waking521;5674602]Hello, mongers.

I have gone exploring some of my local parlors the last several days and have reports to. Report. My favorite provider at Ling's no longer works there (<3 Vivian! So I'm on the lookout for something new and exciting.

First, I visited a place simply called Massage House on Lake near Mill Rd. That neon sign called to me, and I responded. No mms in sight, just an older (50's at least) provider, attractive in her own way sort of deal. Paid the usual house fee and disrobed. She got to work. My god. She got to work and not in a good way. I think she was really trying to break me. Her massage was rough, thorough, and almost clinical. I was in pain and let her know. She laughed a little, took it easy for a minute, then went back to work. Seriously. I think she was a sadist or something. Anyway, no teasing and no touching allowed. Not good signs. But then off to the table shower where I figured special contact was unavoidable. It was, but again she was clinical about it. I thought maybe she needed some encouragement or whatever. You know, like she needed a coach to cheer her on? So I started my own engine. She just looked at me like I was playing some kind of practical joke. Then--with a hilarious amount of attitude--she grabbed the body wash bottle and squirted a ton into my hand and so "go on". Well, it went even further downhill from there. We're back in the room, and now she's actually trying to teach me stretches for my bad back. Like. Thanks, I guess? (Really, thanks, though, my back is real bad.) I tried dropping hints again to what I wanted and she just said "no". Then the language barrier came up again and she said something about next month? I dunno about next month, lady.

A few days after that, I went back to Elite Asian Massage Therapy next to the Medinah Metra station off Irving Park and Medinah / Meacham--except the place is calling itself something else now. Can't remember what. Anyway, the first time I went there was promising. Some thorough L1 with FIV action that ended up with her making a ton of noise. But that was last year, and the provider isn't there anymore (for the record, she was an older Mexican woman). In the couple times I went at the beginning of this year, the 30 something Asian women all encouraged SS. Thanks but no thanks. Last week when I saw they had rebranded themselves, I had hoped to finally revisit L1 territory. Alas, the NEW 30 something Asian lady wouldn't let me near her rear. I could only touch her arm? Hey, I'll work with whatever. Still, she insisted on SS only, so I am definitely not going back.

Fast forward to a couple days ago, I visited Lotus Massage down the street on Irving Park off Roselle Rd. Um. Older 40/50 something provider. She offered to call. Can't remember. Amanda? Be there in five minutes. No thanks. If you have to summon another provider like it's Final Fantasy 7, I'm betting she's not going to be as ready to provide as I'd like her to be. So I left. (For the record, this is the second time that's happened at that place.).

10 minutes later, I roll up to a place that doesn't seem to have a name, but is tucked away on the second level of a strip mall on the southeast corner of Plum Grove Rd and Schaumburg Rd. Another 30 something Asian, somewhat cuter than at Lotus but nowhere near X or MT. She was nice. Standard house rates. Decent massage but a fuckton of oil. Is it possible to tease a tease? She approached the boys but did not cross the border. Lots of getting close but no cigar. On the flip, she made sure the towel adequately covered the spot and continued a decent massage. We reached the end, and she said that was it. I asked if that was really it, no extra, I am a generous human. She said no, that's it and she actually left the room to. I don't know, stare out the front window or something, who knows but she didn't come back into the room. I lay there a minute, gathered my thoughts and got dressed. As I suspected when I left the room, there she was in the front just sort of standing there like I was wasting her time. Feeling like a shithead for some reason, I sheepishly told her the tip was in the room (it was, no lie), and I made the walk of shame back to my car.

So there you have it, friends. Four spas. No dice.

If anyone would be so kind, could they please please point out a spa that has Latino chicks who actually offer extras. Or even AA chicks who offer extras. Hell, I'd even be interested in spas with white chicks who offer extras. I love the Asian places, but I am absolutely dying to dip my toe in other areas.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for your report.

I always wondered if this place was still open. Many years ago, maybe 6 or 7 this was run by a 50's something Chinese lady named Lisa. She always charged me 60 even though it was 65. It was always L1 with OTC roaming with her. I stopped going as it got too boring.

[QUOTE=Waking521;5674602]Hello, mongers.

I have gone exploring some of my local parlors the last several days and have reports to. Report. My favorite provider at Ling's no longer works there (<3 Vivian! So I'm on the lookout for something new and exciting.

First, I visited a place simply called Massage House on Lake near Mill Rd. That neon sign called to me, and I responded. No mms in sight, just an older (50's at least) provider, attractive in her own way sort of deal. Paid the usual house fee and disrobed. She got to work. My god. She got to work and not in a good way. I think she was really trying to break me. Her massage was rough, thorough, and almost clinical. I was in pain and let her know. She laughed a little, took it easy for a minute, then went back to work. Seriously. I think she was a sadist or something. Anyway, no teasing and no touching allowed. Not good signs. But then off to the table shower where I figured special contact was unavoidable. It was, but again she was clinical about it. I thought maybe she needed some encouragement or whatever. You know, like she needed a coach to cheer her on? So I started my own engine. She just looked at me like I was playing some kind of practical joke. Then--with a hilarious amount of attitude--she grabbed the body wash bottle and squirted a ton into my hand and so "go on". Well, it went even further downhill from there. We're back in the room, and now she's actually trying to teach me stretches for my bad back. Like. Thanks, I guess? (Really, thanks, though, my back is real bad.) I tried dropping hints again to what I wanted and she just said "no". Then the language barrier came up again and she said something about next month? I dunno about next month, lady.

A few days after that, I went back to Elite Asian Massage Therapy next to the Medinah Metra station off Irving Park and Medinah / Meacham--except the place is calling itself something else now. Can't remember what. Anyway, the first time I went there was promising. Some thorough L1 with FIV action that ended up with her making a ton of noise. But that was last year, and the provider isn't there anymore (for the record, she was an older Mexican woman). In the couple times I went at the beginning of this year, the 30 something Asian women all encouraged SS. Thanks but no thanks. Last week when I saw they had rebranded themselves, I had hoped to finally revisit L1 territory. Alas, the NEW 30 something Asian lady wouldn't let me near her rear. I could only touch her arm? Hey, I'll work with whatever. Still, she insisted on SS only, so I am definitely not going back.

Fast forward to a couple days ago, I visited Lotus Massage down the street on Irving Park off Roselle Rd. Um. Older 40/50 something provider. She offered to call. Can't remember. Amanda? Be there in five minutes. No thanks. If you have to summon another provider like it's Final Fantasy 7, I'm betting she's not going to be as ready to provide as I'd like her to be. So I left. (For the record, this is the second time that's happened at that place.).

10 minutes later, I roll up to a place that doesn't seem to have a name, but is tucked away on the second level of a strip mall on the southeast corner of Plum Grove Rd and Schaumburg Rd. Another 30 something Asian, somewhat cuter than at Lotus but nowhere near X or MT. She was nice. Standard house rates. Decent massage but a fuckton of oil. Is it possible to tease a tease? She approached the boys but did not cross the border. Lots of getting close but no cigar. On the flip, she made sure the towel adequately covered the spot and continued a decent massage. We reached the end, and she said that was it. I asked if that was really it, no extra, I am a generous human. She said no, that's it and she actually left the room to. I don't know, stare out the front window or something, who knows but she didn't come back into the room. I lay there a minute, gathered my thoughts and got dressed. As I suspected when I left the room, there she was in the front just sort of standing there like I was wasting her time. Feeling like a shithead for some reason, I sheepishly told her the tip was in the room (it was, no lie), and I made the walk of shame back to my car.

So there you have it, friends. Four spas. No dice.

If anyone would be so kind, could they please please point out a spa that has Latino chicks who actually offer extras. Or even AA chicks who offer extras. Hell, I'd even be interested in spas with white chicks who offer extras. I love the Asian places, but I am absolutely dying to dip my toe in other areas.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Red Coral has always been a no fun zone but that was when I first started mongering a long time ago. Seems like nothing has changed.

[QUOTE=Waking521;5674611]Oh, hah. I forgot my trip to the 5th spa. Can't remember where in the order this was, though. Red Coral Spa off Roselle Rd just north of Wise Rd. This was the first place I had ever visited as a monger and I recall at the time it was SS, which (at the time) I thought wasn't too bad. Ahh, such naivete. In any case, I went back there a few days ago in the hopes that I would hit pay dirt. I did not, although the girl was late 20's / possibly early 30's and slim. Very very cute. I was instantly turned on. Her massage was completely forgettable, but she did allow some limited OTC action. Mostly her ass and legs but no boobs. Oh well. Even worse, when it came time for the main event, she encouraged SS only. I gave it the old college try but I already knew I wasn't going to perform for her. SS just takes all the wind out of my sail, you know? And I long for the days of X and MT and. Oh yeah, those places are still around, why don't I just go back there, you ask? Well, like I said, I'm spreading my wings and seeing what's out there. Especially so I can bring that information back to all of you, dear mongers. Yes, I am Mr. TOFTT. Sometimes. Not all the time. There are a ton of providers I'd love info on, but this isn't really the right forum for that, is it?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Waking521;5674611]Oh, hah. I forgot my trip to the 5th spa. Can't remember where in the order this was, though. Red Coral Spa off Roselle Rd just north of Wise Rd. This was the first place I had ever visited as a monger and I recall at the time it was SS, which (at the time) I thought wasn't too bad. Ahh, such naivete. In any case, I went back there a few days ago in the hopes that I would hit pay dirt. I did not, although the girl was late 20's / possibly early 30's and slim. Very very cute. I was instantly turned on. Her massage was completely forgettable, but she did allow some limited OTC action. Mostly her ass and legs but no boobs. Oh well. Even worse, when it came time for the main event, she encouraged SS only. I gave it the old college try but I already knew I wasn't going to perform for her. SS just takes all the wind out of my sail, you know? And I long for the days of X and MT and. Oh yeah, those places are still around, why don't I just go back there, you ask? Well, like I said, I'm spreading my wings and seeing what's out there. Especially so I can bring that information back to all of you, dear mongers. Yes, I am Mr. TOFTT. Sometimes. Not all the time. There are a ton of providers I'd love info on, but this isn't really the right forum for that, is it?[/QUOTE]Reading all of these reports I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. This has to be the worst streak of bad luck that I have ever seen on here. I have never seen anybody have 5 strikeouts in a row at AMP's. I genuinely feel bad for you. I think that we need to start a Go Fund Me page for you. All of the money will be used to send you for a day of fun at a K Spa. You can PM me if you want to know the names of a few AMP's that are a sure thing. SaintChuck.

Decided to check NV after a few months. Ended up with Eva who apparently just started working there. She has a really nice body and face. 5 minutes into the massage she starts grabbing the boys from behind, and says to turn over. Asks me what I want and we go from there. Tried negotiating FS but no luck. Ended up doing a Saran wrap BJ for $100 nude. She had skills I'll say that LOL. Would definitely repeat. Damage 45/100.

[QUOTE=Waking521;5674611]Oh, hah. I forgot my trip to the 5th spa. Can't remember where in the order this was, though. Red Coral Spa off Roselle Rd just north of Wise Rd. This was the first place I had ever visited as a monger and I recall at the time it was SS, which (at the time) I thought wasn't too bad. Ahh, such naivete. In any case, I went back there a few days ago in the hopes that I would hit pay dirt. I did not, although the girl was late 20's / possibly early 30's and slim. Very very cute. I was instantly turned on. Her massage was completely forgettable, but she did allow some limited OTC action. Mostly her ass and legs but no boobs. Oh well. Even worse, when it came time for the main event, she encouraged SS only. I gave it the old college try but I already knew I wasn't going to perform for her. SS just takes all the wind out of my sail, you know? And I long for the days of X and MT and. Oh yeah, those places are still around, why don't I just go back there, you ask? Well, like I said, I'm spreading my wings and seeing what's out there. Especially so I can bring that information back to all of you, dear mongers. Yes, I am Mr. TOFTT. Sometimes. Not all the time. There are a ton of providers I'd love info on, but this isn't really the right forum for that, is it?[/QUOTE]Perhaps Walking521 needs an experience to serve as a slump buster. Go to the AMP that is a sure thing to get back on your winning always before toftt again.

Willow Spa, lunch time on weekday.

Met Mimi (pronounced MeeMee).

Beautiful, 5'6", hair bleached to a honey blonde, dolled up w / dress & makeup.

And those tits. I'm an ass man but these were beautiful, large c or small d. I'm no expert; if fake they're exceptionally well done.

One hour, quick efficient shower w / few teases, then to room.

Light rub & teases, turn over, offered to get naked & fed me her tits & nipples. Really soft smooth skin.

Unfortunately she said no FS bc she just started working few days prior & still easing in.

One or two light pecks on mouth, worked down to teasing CBJ. Enjoyed that, did some 69 at my request, took direction well & would ease off for enjoyment. Enjoyed clean neutral taste before just laying back & making eye contact as she sucked me deep & tongued the boys. Enjoyed for a while before I told her to go fast & blew big load in the bag.

Really like the variety of this hobby but not getting FS really makes me want to get back & have Mimi ride my cock so I can watch those tits bounce.

Massage & would have gone for full hour but helped me get ready when I said ready to go.

No negotiation. I put down 100 & she asked for 20 more. I gave 10 (what I had & she's so pretty) & she laughed & accepted.

80 door + 110 tip = 190 out door.

Mimi said she's from New York & staying in area 2 months.

She introduced me to Sarah, who's shorter, trimmer (more spinner, Mimi curvier) & sharper face.

I've had half dozen experiences at Exercise in Mt Prospect & I'll say this:

Seems like MTs are on par for looks, service, attitude, but Willows building is nicer. Across the board it's newer, cleaner, & bigger (MT can walk all the way around table; not pushed up against wall!) & willow has no sauna (time waster in my book anyway).

Strong contender for new favorite, plan on investigating further.

Seriously. That may have seemed sarcastic, but it was not sarcastic.

No, I already sort of suspected I wouldn't get any action at any of those five. Well, I did kind of expect something maybe at Massage House. SaintChuck, you are God's own monger. I would love for a few solid recommendations. Feel free to PM me with any details.

But it's not a slump. At least not a slump for lack of places to go. I did go back to X and see Momo the following day. (My ability or lack thereof to perform my monger duties at the time is not something I wish to discuss.) But like I said in one of my previous posts, I'm looking to try something different.

A question for all you parlor fans out there. Do you *only* visit parlors, or do you also partake of escorts and private MTs?

[QUOTE=GMan25;5676804]Perhaps Walking521 needs an experience to serve as a slump buster. Go to the AMP that is a sure thing to get back on your winning always before toftt again.[/QUOTE]

All parlors for me now.

[QUOTE=Waking521;5677474]Seriously. That may have seemed sarcastic, but it was not sarcastic.

No, I already sort of suspected I wouldn't get any action at any of those five. Well, I did kind of expect something maybe at Massage House. SaintChuck, you are God's own monger. I would love for a few solid recommendations. Feel free to PM me with any details.

But it's not a slump. At least not a slump for lack of places to go. I did go back to X and see Momo the following day. (My ability or lack thereof to perform my monger duties at the time is not something I wish to discuss.) But like I said in one of my previous posts, I'm looking to try something different.

A question for all you parlor fans out there. Do you *only* visit parlors, or do you also partake of escorts and private MTs?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Subotai64;5677051]Willow Spa, lunch time on weekday.

Met Mimi (pronounced MeeMee).

Beautiful, 5'6", hair bleached to a honey blonde, dolled up w / dress & makeup.

And those tits. I'm an ass man but these were beautiful, large c or small d. I'm no expert; if fake they're exceptionally well done.

One hour, quick efficient shower w / few teases, then to room.

Light rub & teases, turn over, offered to get naked & fed me her tits & nipples. Really soft smooth skin.

Unfortunately she said no FS bc she just started working few days prior & still easing in.

One or two light pecks on mouth, worked down to teasing CBJ. Enjoyed that, did some 69 at my request, took direction well & would ease off for enjoyment. Enjoyed clean neutral taste before just laying back & making eye contact as she sucked me deep & tongued the boys. Enjoyed for a while before I told her to go fast & blew big load in the bag.

Really like the variety of this hobby but not getting FS really makes me want to get back & have Mimi ride my cock so I can watch those tits bounce.

Massage & would have gone for full hour but helped me get ready when I said ready to go.

No negotiation. I put down 100 & she asked for 20 more. I gave 10 (what I had & she's so pretty) & she laughed & accepted.

80 door + 110 tip = 190 out door.

Mimi said she's from New York & staying in area 2 months.

She introduced me to Sarah, who's shorter, trimmer (more spinner, Mimi curvier) & sharper face.

I've had half dozen experiences at Exercise in Mt Prospect & I'll say this:

Seems like MTs are on par for looks, service, attitude, but Willows building is nicer. Across the board it's newer, cleaner, & bigger (MT can walk all the way around table; not pushed up against wall!) & willow has no sauna (time waster in my book anyway).

Strong contender for new favorite, plan on investigating further.[/QUOTE]But she just set you up for 160 for FS next time. Willow is always FS for 140. Hold the line guys.

[QUOTE=Waking521;5677474]A question for all you parlor fans out there. Do you *only* visit parlors, or do you also partake of escorts and private MTs?[/QUOTE]For the vast majority of my mongering, it is, has been and probably always will be AMPs. They are available. Thanks to this forum I pretty much know what I'm getting going in the door. Occasionally I can do one of the EMPs, but you know the state of that, what a shame. Have a couple of old independents that I visit a few times a year. But yeah, they are old. As for apartment Asians, the 1. 6 variety, not the high end $4 type. Over the years I've gone to them 3 or 4 times a year, and sometimes I find a gem. No, not a knockout model type, but just an Asian woman with a nice body and a nice work attitude. But I'm also gotten more than my share of the ones with poor bodies, poor attitudes, no English who want you to spunk and leave.

I want to point out that this is Chicago, and things are pretty poor here. I've gone to Phoenix and Tucson a few times over the last 5 years, and the quality and quantity of white women (not Euros) who do what has to be done to stay in the sun is amazing. Before you all book your tickets to Sky Harbor, keep in mind this is not like going to Mexico or Germany for cheap sex. You will still have to pony up. It's just that your variety is better. If I lived there (and I've thought about it), I would definitely spend more time with with escorts working out of their houses or offices than I can expect here.

Mostly I go to AMP, but I have done apts, and likely will again. I have also done local escorts, not sure I'll do that again, to be honest.

At least with an AMP I have hope of a decent massage, but with the others there is nothing to compensate for a bad experience.

This is not a FS place.

[QUOTE=SalTheMan1;5676614]Decided to check NV after a few months. Ended up with Eva who apparently just started working there. She has a really nice body and face. 5 minutes into the massage she starts grabbing the boys from behind, and says to turn over. Asks me what I want and we go from there. Tried negotiating FS but no luck. Ended up doing a Saran wrap BJ for $100 nude. She had skills I'll say that LOL. Would definitely repeat. Damage 45/100.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5674669]I always wondered if this place was still open. Many years ago, maybe 6 or 7 this was run by a 50's something Chinese lady named Lisa. She always charged me 60 even though it was 65. It was always L1 with OTC roaming with her. I stopped going as it got too boring.[/QUOTE]I loved going to Elite Asian Massage in Medinah. My goto MT was Helen and they had special pricing $100 for 90 minutes body with an extra 30 min for the feet. L1 was the standard and she took her time. No jack hammering. Helen was awesome. I have yet to find someone at her level of bodywork, but always looking and hoping.

The owner may have used more than one name, as I knew her as Linda (Shujie). She was a great MT herself and well trained, but I would only get her as an interim until another MT would get freed up.

The last couple of times I went a year or two ago, the place was getting a thorough remodel and the massages became very lackluster (unfortunately no Helen) and standard massage pricing (no specials). Linda told me that she has another place in Morton Grove, I believe off of Dempster but I never went there. Elite likely changed management and / or owners and I never wanted to go back after the less than mediocre experiences.