Well there it is!!!!! I knew there was a term for me. Hope nobody has already been to the BMV to latch on to it.
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Well there it is!!!!! I knew there was a term for me. Hope nobody has already been to the BMV to latch on to it.
TWO NUTTS (Glad I drive the XL Ford Exibition)
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[QUOTE=Ilapp]I always knew there was something about you I liked Nut-we are kindred spirit.
I thought I would share this PM-Hangzhou- you should have posted this in public forum- you are always such an intelligent and clever poster of information and opinion. Once again- I am not making fun of your size or anyone elses', although it seems to be a very touchy subject for you, but I must remind you that it is Asian women that make these comments and denigrate the length and girth of their men-I personally could care less---Although, it could explain why Asian women are so universally tight, and I thought it was just some muscle control thing. Huh, never thought of that.
Do not make fun for asian size!!! I will get you sometimes[/QUOTE]You guys are a riot!
On a serious note,
I seen a nice lady at Rejuv on the southside last night. Her name was opposite of YouYou. I donated $$$ minus 1. 7
And yes, the putang was like Chinese finger handcuffs. I guess we can chalk it up to IBAPS (Itty Bitty Asian Penis Syndrome) or the gigantasourus in my britches. It's probably my 5 inch penis. Most girls don't like it that wide though. It was the best time I had at an AMP in months.
Dramses-I hope you can figure out the mind numbing word coding that I inserted into this post. BTW, Kasey is not at Rejuv. The Casey you speak of is nothing like our Kasey. Not even in the same class. I don't see how you could have even thought it might be her. Our Kasey is a 9. That Casey is a 5 at best. In case you don't understand-9= Very Very Nice. 5= If I don't have another option I will do her. Me retard. You smartie person.
Acillatem
CM
Hey Hang-hope you caught my post before it got taken down, I thought I was really on to something, I guess I could recreate the parts that I thought were funny and leave your profanity laced threats against my person out so it doesn't get pulled down
[QUOTE=Acillatem]You guys are a riot!
On a serious note,
I seen a nice lady at Rejuv on the southside last night. Her name was opposite of YouYou. I donated $$$ minus 1. 7
And yes, the putang was like Chinese finger handcuffs. I guess we can chalk it up to IBAPS (Itty Bitty Asian Penis Syndrome) or the gigantasourus in my britches. It's probably my 5 inch penis. Most girls don't like it that wide though. It was the best time I had at an AMP in months.
Dramses-I hope you can figure out the mind numbing word coding that I inserted into this post. BTW, Kasey is not at Rejuv. The Casey you speak of is nothing like our Kasey. Not even in the same class. I don't see how you could have even thought it might be her. Our Kasey is a 9. That Casey is a 5 at best. In case you don't understand-9= Very Very Nice. 5= If I don't have another option I will do her. Me retard. You smartie person.
Acillatem
CM[/QUOTE]Wholeheartily agree with Acillatem's post. Mimi is a very good tight time.
Was here earlier in the year. Has anyone been there recently? Was only 1 girl working during the week at aroun 7pm. 35-40 yo, standard asian massage. At the end she says all done, but I put my arm around her waist so she doesn't leave & ask for more. She is reluctant & asks if I'm a copy, I say no, and she asks if we can go to my house later. I say not, because I have family in town. So take out is probably available if you ask nicely! Gave. 4 tip after nice hand finish.
Ad is usually in Nuvo at 622 S E Rangeline Rd, Carmel.
(aren't they putting up new gov't offices across the street from this shopping mall?)
I reported on MiMi a few months ago.
I didn't make any claims to who this Asian KC is, other members inferred who it might be. I gave a thorough description, she has a cute face and scarred fake tits. She didn't come off the azz. But there is a really petite girl there too, I only saw her because she peeked out of her room as I was going to my room.
Went to visit the village and found that they got a couple of new girls and the old ones went to ny. I had a half session with Yoyo who said she was friends with lele. If you been with lele who was cute and very nice, yoyo is the ugly friend. She ranks a 5 with looks and I can give her a 6 or 7 in performace. She told me she was 25, she looked 40.
Standard prices and the usual expectations at the village. I hope the other new girl is better.
Has anyone partake with any of the Marie's in Columbus? Any extra's?
[QUOTE=Roscoe65]Has anyone partake with any of the Marie's in Columbus? Any extra's?[/QUOTE]
First I've heard about this. I would like to know more. I have no clue what you are referring to though....
[QUOTE=Roscoe65]Has anyone partake with any of the Marie's in Columbus? Any extra's?[/QUOTE]Spoke to the remaining one (the one who was in charge of the other apparently). She was not real forward but I would say there is a 99% chance
of extra menu items. I got fairly chnacy with my questions and she never
denied me or said 'no'.
If I get a chance I may TOFTT. Will let you know.
Decided to give it a go, how bad could it be? I read all of the ads and thought that I saw some code words and things that might actually mean that it was more than it seemed even though it seemed unlikely given location(God I do miss the AMPs that were in Fishers though-some really good times and oh so convenient. Get to the front door and my Sino-Spidey senses start tingling- the neon sign in the door-the spartan reception area-the smell of home-cooking wafting from the back somewhere- a beaded curtain and finally a mature but trim and taut lovely little asian lady coming through to meet me with those magic words-"you want massage?". So far so good-but it went no farther. Large common room with recliners that turn into massage tables with the familiar donut-nice TV with soothing images and sounds, a foot bath good head and neck massage, then arms then to the feet. I must admit when she greased up the tootsies and started manipulating each pedadigit in a manner familiar to a different member and I almost popped the wood right there, I also remembered that working with appendages of that dimension( my toes) is what she is most accustomed to in her private life so it was probably not that unusual that it felt like a sexual thing. Then we moved on to the back, the legs and the buttocks. Now mind you this whole encounter occurs while fully clothed and draped over so a few things to remember and take note of- don't go if you don't want your hair mussed-going with pressed pant and shirt is not a good idea if you like that look, I think when it warms and you go in in sandals, t-shirt and shorts it will be better and don't expect much more than what is stated. Taht being said-the best .25 massage I have ever seen. I felt great from head to toe except for maybe one little area in the middle. I long ago learned that you never write off any salon/spa or whatever type of massage set up as impossible or terminal. The right person and the right situation and any thing is possible anywhere at some point in time( I think I even overheard a phone conversation that might have indicated as much) but if this one never progresses for anyone-it is a great deal and a very good time, I only wish it were at least unclothed to some point even if it didn't change the menu. So that is it from today's secret shopper-Good Luck and Happy Holidays
Cool.
Female masseuers?
This would be a major improvement over the original North and South establishments. Testosterone city.
Any $25 massage that has a Asian babe working you over is worth it.
"Sino-spidey senses" - nice.
Looks like the two Marie's might be a real treat. Wish columbus was closer to home. Might be worth a christmas present visit. Great pics of the two on Craigs list. [QUOTE=Tdubau]Spoke to the remaining one (the one who was in charge of the other apparently). She was not real forward but I would say there is a 99% chance
of extra menu items. I got fairly chnacy with my questions and she never
denied me or said 'no'.
If I get a chance I may TOFTT. Will let you know.[/QUOTE]