Cosmo Kramer said it best
[QUOTE=TheStars;5290514]I've been married twice. In both cases they lied enough to get me to marry them then they change the sex game within that first year. It like they are just higher priced call girls. It pisses me off.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8usZpqEtDv0[/URL]
Marriage? Its prison! You're doing time! Far more time then any LEO officer could inflict. Lot more money down the shitter too.
LOL that's why I never got married
Let's be honest too having sex with the same woman for over three years would be very boring as well, also it's just fun having a new flavor per week, or hopefully a few per month if you're a well maintained man out there! It should be a staple for your life.
[QUOTE=TheStars;5290514]I've been married twice. In both cases they lied enough to get me to marry them then they change the sex game within that first year. It like they are just higher priced call girls. It pisses me off.[/QUOTE]