Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Flimflamman]You should read the Forum, I have asshole.
Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.[/QUOTE]

If your name is any indication of your personality, I've always been told a Flimflamman is a cute way of saying scam artists. Someone who is lazy always looking for shortcuts. I'm sure your life is full of them.

The way your handling this situation dictates my opinions
" yes I know what opinions are like, in my mind mine smells great"

If you were to ask somebody how to use the search engine they may be willing to give you some direction.

I found this information within one minute. Within two minutes I had the address so RTFF because your obviously missing something.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=627456#post627456[/url]

Magic Touch (MT) (18)
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??? - 12/30/07 - Imsodiesel (-)
Sunny - 12/28/07 - Guitarman1 (+)
Amy - 12/16/07 - Any Mouse (+)

Now who feels like the "ASSHOLE" jumping on people when your new LMFAO


[QUOTE=Deep Six]RTFF.[/QUOTE]

Let me first start off by saying, I'm not much of a big open forum information person PM`s are my thing. That being said there are people here who can validate my contributions.

I think before YOU go telling people to RTFF you should post some useful information.

In your hot 11 post I find nothing useful.

Merely one man's observation of many men.

Happy Hunting
AJ

[QUOTE=Flimflamman]You should read the Forum, I have asshole.

Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.[/QUOTE]

Dude, insults are just not necessary at all. There are tons of posts in this forum stating that you need to share information to receive it. You also need to make at least some effort to read for the information that is already here. Stop trying to be tough over the internet, we don't need e-thugs in here.

[QUOTE=Guitarman1]we don't need e-thugs in here.[/QUOTE]


Besides you're not even a little bit scary to even the frailest of men here, as may be you are in the parking lot :p

Sorry, I do not want to drag this out, but I have to get my two cents worth in here. This really pisses me off. Fortunately, most members here are respectful and there is absolutely no need for this sort of childess behavior. Although I personally would never have provided the jerk any assistance, AJ showed he was the bigger man. I just hope he is a little more respectful to the ladies.

[QUOTE=Guitarman1]Dude, insults are just not necessary at all. There are tons of posts in this forum stating that you need to share information to receive it. You also need to make at least some effort to read for the information that is already here. Stop trying to be tough over the internet, we don't need e-thugs in here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Flimflamman]I have asshole.[/QUOTE]
Don't we all?

[QUOTE=Flimflamman]You should read the Forum, I have asshole.

Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.[/QUOTE]Since we were all new at some point, it is always constructive to respect the ones who have been here longer and contributed more. Since Flimmy, you dont fit in that catagory, RTFF first, post some useful intel, Post some more useful intel thats verifiable. Then we can talk respect.

PC out

ps AJ, JJ are all respected members here and you are not, not yet anyway. Best of luck to you.

Okay! Okay! Okay! I'd be the first one to say that I was an Ahole, if I was an Ahole.
I still do not have the location of MT.

If you gents would be so kind enough, as to, donate that info, I will be happy to apologize.

As a matter of fact just to end all this, I apologize!

Now as to the whereabouts of MT?

Your humble slight of hand artist, FFM.

Made and kept my appointment with Lisa today at *** (a convenient place near the mixing bowl).

Arrived on time just as the previous client left.

She escorted me to the room (not sure where Sarah was today.- perhaps assisting another client as two of the other three rooms were closed. 8 for the hour (I think I will likely switch to 30 minute appointments.- even at this reliable location, it never seems I get my full hour (my only complaint).

Some new and better some new and not better.

1. They just replaced the table for the TS.- larger and even more comfortable than the previous table (I think this is one of the top two TS locations.- but, I've not tried enough different places to be an authority).

{lots of hot water. Lots of soap and scrub everywhere. And giggles and laughs.-- I try to pretend the therapist is laughing with me not at me}.

2. Seems like new towels and new linen.

3. Lisa was wearing a pair of denim long-shorts (this was new. Not to my liking). On the plus side, they did slide easily off of her hips later (before the flip).

Once back in the room.- Massage.- better than last time.- deeper into the muscle. I particularly appreciated the "lomi-lomi" forearm/elbow work. Friendly, polite roaming permitted above and below (both before but mostly after the flip). Standard NoVa.- with extended head, arm, and feet massage after the dreaming and a hot towel cleanup before I left.

Standard tip. A repeat visit for me with Lisa. Visit one was good.- this was better.

Remember.- always be nice to the ladies!

Nicole has arrived and says she is in town for 10 days.

Cute as the pic

Two shots allowed

Excellent time

Go over to CL and do a search on "Magical Touch" and you will get this:

Magical Touch is located at 1549 Old bridge Rd, Suite 207, Woodbridge, Va. We are across from "The Carpet Store" and McDonalds and inside the Yarbrough Park Complex. When entering Yarbrough Park Complex make an immediate right and we are to the left of "TLK Group"


703-490-3911

Open 10:00am to 11:00pm 7 days a week


NOW - Go and come back with a full report!

JJ

[QUOTE=Flimflamman]Okay! Okay! Okay! I'd be the first one to say that I was an Ahole, if I was an Ahole.
I still do not have the location of MT.

If you gents would be so kind enough, as to, donate that info, I will be happy to apologize.

As a matter of fact just to end all this, I apologize!

Now as to the whereabouts of MT?

Your humble slight of hand artist, FFM.[/QUOTE]

Was out in that area, had seen ads on CL, a few medicore reviews here, but it was late afternoon, and I was prepared to accept nothing but a massage, and at 80/hour quoted rate, that seemed worth the risk. Went in, seems they are in a new location, easy to find, paid initial fee, disrobed and laid on table. A 30ish woman (I could not understand her name) came in, began giving massage dressed, but for about the first 40 minutes, as she massaged me, every time she had the chance, it seemed she made a concious choice to press/brush her pubic region against my hands, arms, and head; she had me flip, gave good front/leg massage, ended at about 50 minutes, then asked if I was satisfied. I said I wanted more, pointed to my pelvic region, she quickly got the message, proceeded to disrobe, climb atop and a pleasureful next 15 minutes ensued. Pm for details.

Stopped by ***s in Springfield Monday afternoon. MMS answered door, and asked me to wait "20 minute". I took a stroll and returned about a half hour later. I was welcomed in, and led to a room, . 8 for the hour. Waited an additional 15 minutes or so, and the doorbell was ringing quite a bit for a Monday. In comes Yong/Young, and leads me to the TS. Thorough wash on the back, attention paid to all appropriate areas. Turn over, same on the front, but I, as reported here elsewhere, also had to physically direct her hand to complete the front side. Dry off and back to the room for an above average medium massage, including walking on my back, which I enjoy if done correctly. On the flip, massaged arms, legs, shoulders, chest, but I again had to encourage her to start the finale, but once started, she did provide an above average NOVA finish. Top came up, but not off and roaming was encouraged there and under her skirt (she was wearing a thong). A few more minutes of massage on my shoulders, and I'm up, dressed and out the door with a bottle of water. Tipped $. 6, which she never looked at.

Yong/Young was in her 30's average build, nice b's. Friendly and smiled and laughed a lot, but limited English.

Points deducted for the waiting, because I hate to wait in those rooms.

Total time, about 80 minutes, so pretty good even with the wait.

Total cost $140

Over all experience, I'd say 6. 5, I'd recommend, and will return.

Also, and I'll post this on the DC side as well, I walked over to 14k last week for lunch, and there were 3 guys jsut standing there, leaning on the railing and hanging out. I don't know if it means anything as I haven had a chance to go back by, but I thought it worth mentioning.

This index covers reports of Nova AMPS as found here on the board from January 2008 to March 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Update - 3/11/08 - Wayward One (Oct to Dec 2007)

Unknown location
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apple(thai) - 3/24/08 - aaron1096 (?) in falls church
??? - 3/18/08 - Travler#3 (-) near woodbridge
??? - 1/15/08 - Vaampman (+)
Jenny - 1/30/08 - Utwogood (?), near hwc
Nikki - 1/30/08 - Harley Dude 29 (-), nail salon posts on CL vienna
Nikki - 1/31/08 - Mike Mike Mike (+), same as above

Angel Therapeutic
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??? - 1/17/08 - Rick Sullivan (-)

A Plus Therapy
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Sue - 1/3/08 - Gashman (-)

Aroma
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Joanne/Kelly/Sue - 2/21/08 - Donkey Kong (+)


ATMB
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Connie - 2/5/08 - AKFourtySeven (+)


Bay Therapy
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Lisa - 3/23/08 - Ortho313 (-)
Janie - 3/14/08 - AKFourtySeven (+)
??? - 3/13/08 - Skambete (?)
??? - 3/6/08 - Brdcsttech (?)
Nana - 1/25/08 - Skambete (+)
Yung - 1/9/08 - Ortho313 (-)


Best
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Cindy - 3/31/08 - Oldrasputin (-)
Yoyo - 3/28/08 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Ginger - 3/13/08 - WebDog (?)
Candy - 3/9/08 - Crazy Jim Wood (?)
??? - 2/21/08 - Computer Luvv (+)
Sara - 2/18/08 - NewInnVa (-)
Hannah - 2/7/08 - Oldrasputin (+)
Connie - 1/29/08 - CsInControl (-)
??? - 1/27/08 - Funkey (+)
??? - 1/24/08 - Jag65 (+)
Ginger - 1/22/08 - Ycwinva (?)
Sarah - 1/16/08 - Crazy Jim Wood (+)
Hannah - 1/13/08 - Webdog (+)

Chantilly
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Mina - 3/14/08 - Ycwinva (+)


CTM
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Sara - 2/20/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Loo - 2/1/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Loomie - 1/8/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)

EVA
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Lucy - 3/27/08 - Parker Fly (?)
mamasan/lolol - 1/31/08 - Cowboy Troy (-)


G Accupressure (legit)
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??? - 1/22/08 - Ycwinva (legit)

Golden Palms
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Savannah - 3/27/08 - Passing Thru (+)
??? - 3/20/08 - Andrewsted (+)
??? - 2/25/08 - Andrewsted (+)
Possible scam - 2/20/08 - Phaik Naim (N/A)


IVY
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??? - 3/10/08 - Donkey King (?)
??? - 2/14/08 - The Snoose (-)
Susan - 2/13/08 - Ohio4413 (?)


K Accupressure
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Linda - 2/21/08 - Computer Luvvv (+)
Luby - 2/18/08 - Funkey (+)


Kim's Therapy
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Angie - 3/25/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Lisa - 3/19/08 - Stay Sober (+)
??? - 3/17/08 - MrSunnyHills (+)
May - 3/14/08 - Ortho313 (+)
May - 3/13/08 - Stay Sober (+)
Lily/Young - 3/10/08 - Randy farang (?)
Ruby - 3/4/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Lilly - 1/22/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
??? - 1/5/08 - Pilot Aviator (?)
Nene - 1/5/08 - Lax13 (+)


Lilly's (YST, Champs)
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??? - 3/23/08 - Dlrzboy (?)
??? - 3/6/08 - Passing Thru (+)
Nana - 1/19/08 - Dlrzboy (?)

Little River
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Yoko - 3/31/08 - HotFootTeddy (-)
Ce-Ce - 2/7/08 - MrSunnyHills (?)


Lotus
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Judy - 3/21/08 - Ortho313 (+)
Judy - 3/20/08 - Sleazebum (+)
??? - 3/14/08 - Plaqueman75 (+)
Suki - 1/28/08 - Mason37 (?)
Suki - 1/24/08 - Aman Tuleev (?)
Bee - 1/13/08 - Plaqueman75 (+)
Bea - 1/13/08 - Ohio4413 (+)


Magical Touch (MT)
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Honey - 1/29/08 - Novaguy30 (?)
Amy - 1/28/08 - Ampamp72 (+)
Young - 1/16/08 - Razor11 (?)
Amy - 1/11/08 - BigTime3 (+)


P&S
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??? - 1/26/08 - Ycwinva (+)


Sakura
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Busted - 3/27/08 - Ampfreq :(
??? - 3/23/08 - Dlrzboy (-)
Angie - 3/16/08 - Jlg0018 (+)
??? - 3/14/08 - Zoomster (-)
Loki - 1/29/08 - Zhuxi (+)
Sue - 1/9/08 - Jlg0018 (-)


Secret Temptations (non-amp)
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Jade - 2/1/08 - Possibly Maybe (+)


Smile (Soo-Goung)
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??? - 1/12/08 - Saiyen (-), new management no FS anymore


Soft Touch Therapy
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Miki - 1/5/08 - Mifwic1234 (+)

Swan
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Penny - 2/5/08 - Brdcsttech (+)
Young - 1/28/08 - HotFootTeddy (+)


Tea Tree Therapy
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Dee - 3/24/08 - aaron1096 (-)
??? - 3/21/08 - Amp Man (+)
??? - 3/13/08 - Client 9 (+)
Erica - 3/8/08 - CsInControl (+)
Erica - 3/2/08 - Asian Needs (+)
Kimberly - 2/21/08 - Donkey Kong (+)
Sandy - 2/15/08 - Phaik Naim (?)
Sandy - 1/29/08 - Ortho313 (+)



RAZOR11 is LEO/Ex-LEO - 1/14/08

Chinese Condos
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yoyo - 3/22/08 - CsInControl (+)



Closed Locations
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Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

Stopped in yesterday. My 2nd time there. 2-3 call system, had to wait in parking lot for 30 mins. Provider was a tall woman, surgically enhanced front and very nice back. Kinda olive skin, prob mixed heritage (would explain the back). $ in envelope marked "GIFT". Walks into room fully nude and proceeds to work my back. But she used petroleum jelly, kinda eww. Asked me if I was ready for flip 2-3 times til I got tired of hearing it and eventually flipped. She went on the attack. Hard and fast with that same petroleum jelly, again kinda eww. I couldn't withstand the assault so it was over pretty quickly. And by over I mean over. A rag was placed over me and a solo shower was offered but she offered little in convo/attention after the act. Shower does little to take off the jelly so I am left trying to get it off with a towel. I was feeling slimey the rest of the day.

The girl was hot, she had serious skills, price was right, and environment felt safe. But I did feel rushed before the flip, during the act, and after. Was thinking on the way out that the experience could have been a lot better but for the price and the quality of the provider I am thinking I got my $'s worth.

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