Massage Parlor Reports

Ahaha Smokey! I swear I'm just curious! I can't believe they'd still have her working there after all that, but I'm sure these girls have their own way of working things out. I don't like that as I frequent that place all the time! And actually, I wouldn't mind them rotating Lilly back out, she's been there a while. She's a good provider, but I called this weekend and it was her, Linda, and 2 other girls working. I didn't want to see Lilly or Linda and didn't like the odds of me hearing "other girls busy", so I ended up venturing off to try the Rio spa I had asked about earlier. I know I should in some instances, but I have never gone into a place, looked at the girl behind the counter, and walked out. Once I'm there, I stay there, though I'm not afraid to ask for a lineup :)

[QUOTE=Smokey1981]Yeah I think is the same, she was little tall around 5"7. Deori my dear friend I know is hard to accept that your beloved Lilly AKA crab queen AKA herpes server AKA itchy pussy AKA Lilly Hogan. Is the same girl[/QUOTE]

So I took a trip to Rio in Hendo about 11 on a Friday night. Girl at counter was about a 6 tops, I asked if anyone else was working. Saw the mama (pretty good looking for a mama), and another girl come out. Picked the other girl, whose name was Wendy. She's probably about 25, NICE body. Skinny, but really nice. Thought it was going to be a 5 minute rub though I paid for the hour. She actually gave a pretty decent, full-length rub.

Negotiated for FS on the flip for $.60 which was fine, but after we started we had some miscommunications, lol. Basically, girl wasn't quite DTF and so I told her she could finish in another way if she preferred, but I wasn't paying full price. After going back and forth several times, she didn't understand, put on her pouty face, put on her dress and told me to lie down and wait. On the way out I asked her if she was sending in another girl, lol.

So she comes back with the mama, who apparently she took away from another customer (sorry dude, but at least he had just come in, I heard him). Mama asks me if I want to pay less and I was like "Sure... if she's good to go." So they go back and forth in Chinese, then Mama says "I told her you're a good guy and to take care of you." Ok. So things actually went smoother after that and Wendy kept saying "Sorry, my English no good." I ended up getting a discount for the interruption, I guess.

I wouldn't go back based on the hassle though. Oh! And the place smells exactly like a pet store, haha! When I first laid down, I just kept smelling that wood shavings gerbil cage smell, lol. AND, it's .7 for an hour rub, but it's one of those places where if you give them .8 (all I usually have are twenties), you're not getting change. That always irks me! For a while I felt like that was just kind of part of the deal, but I've found that the better places do give you change as they should. My .02 on things. Just another mediocre place in a sea of MPs.

First things First. Thanks to all of you that post on here, I have been reading quite some time and your advice is invaluable.

The other day went to an AMP on Sahara near Arville (I'm guessing you all know the place) and had a good but WTF experience. Was greeted by Amy, I think, she's older and maybe a 6 on a good day. Have to love the lighting. Led me around the long hallway into a closet/utility room with a massage bed. I got undressed and paid for a half hour $30. She gave an okay massage, but good pressure. Lots of touching was going on when a coworker began yellling in at "Amy"

Amy began yelling back through the door, then stormed out of the room. She left the security monitor open and I was able to view all of their cameras and pretty much had a front row seat to the face-to-face yelling. Of course, I couldn't understand a word but was thinking "Sh*t, should I go. I don't know about this. " and that's when the location of the room became a consideration. Luckily, they quit arguing after what seemed like 5-mins and amy came back into the room.

Amy was upset and called the other lady "F'in crazy" and said she was mad because I was supposed to her client, not Amy's. She knew I was not cool with the whole freak show and took off her top showing a great rack bordering easily on D-size. She began rubbin her chest on my area and before you knew it we were doing it Mish. She used protection, which is a must for me, and let me go to town. She then cleaned me up and finished the massage.

Besides for the "fight", I'd go back. Don't know if they have better girls at night, but for the price $ it's good to have a "known" spot. I hate wondering, will this be a HE or something more.

Well I don't know if this has been reviewed or not. But any how I will tell you about a dream I had.

I was on craigslist and saw an ad posted for 35 including table shower I thought what the hell. Went ther and got a person called KiKi, nice body great natural breasts, ok massage went the full 30 min before flip, flip happend wanted 80 for HJ. I was like no way. Mongered down to 40. I woke up and not bad dream in all.

Today at lunch I fell asleep and dreamed I went back to this place. Thinking I might have another good experience. Umm no. Big head said leave small head said go. So I went. An older lady early 40's took me back. She came in and started the massage I thought. She is just putting oil on and will start soon. And no that was the massage not joking 6 minutes went by and she said flip, I said what about my massage, now she can't understand english. And she wanted $ for a HE plain old HJ I said 20 settled for 40 (no other service I asked for 20 to do it topless she got mad and said something in Chinese) and worst one in the world, cold table shower. Horrible I know how you guys fill about giveing out addys this one I am being specific on because I don't want any other nightmares for any one else.

It is off Decatur and oakey (sp) back in the little commercial center in the back.

Did a trip to HY this week, I am a little tired of Amy. Previously she had done BBBJ & CIM, this time was CBJ. Now I wish the turnover would increase alittle bit. Pondering a move to the escort/CL/Lvfever side of things. At least massage remained a reasonably fair deal.

Ok guys this place is a ripp-off. Stay away

[QUOTE=Deori]So I took a trip to Rio in Hendo about 11 on a Friday night. Girl at counter was about a 6 tops, I asked if anyone else was working. Saw the mama (pretty good looking for a mama), and another girl come out. Picked the other girl, whose name was Wendy. She's probably about 25, NICE body. Skinny, but really nice. Thought it was going to be a 5 minute rub though I paid for the hour. She actually gave a pretty decent, full-length rub.

Negotiated for FS on the flip for $.60 which was fine, but after we started we had some miscommunications, lol. Basically, girl wasn't quite DTF and so I told her she could finish in another way if she preferred, but I wasn't paying full price. After going back and forth several times, she didn't understand, put on her pouty face, put on her dress and told me to lie down and wait. On the way out I asked her if she was sending in another girl, lol.

So she comes back with the mama, who apparently she took away from another customer (sorry dude, but at least he had just come in, I heard him). Mama asks me if I want to pay less and I was like "Sure... if she's good to go." So they go back and forth in Chinese, then Mama says "I told her you're a good guy and to take care of you." Ok. So things actually went smoother after that and Wendy kept saying "Sorry, my English no good." I ended up getting a discount for the interruption, I guess.

I wouldn't go back based on the hassle though. Oh! And the place smells exactly like a pet store, haha! When I first laid down, I just kept smelling that wood shavings gerbil cage smell, lol. AND, it's .7 for an hour rub, but it's one of those places where if you give them .8 (all I usually have are twenties), you're not getting change. That always irks me! For a while I felt like that was just kind of part of the deal, but I've found that the better places do give you change as they should. My .02 on things. Just another mediocre place in a sea of MPs.[/QUOTE]

Deori,

Report was right on. The cute skinny girl was very nice to me though. YMMV

PC out

[QUOTE=Smokey1981]Ok guys this place is a ripp-off. Stay away[/QUOTE]


I't is called Fantasy Massage. Used to see Anne there. She has been gone for over a year

Gnome out...

Yeah, I used to go to her as well...wonder what happened to her. Haven't found any good AMP's lately.

[QUOTE=Gnome]I't is called Fantasy Massage. Used to see Anne there. She has been gone for over a year

Gnome out...[/QUOTE]Yeah that's the name fantasy massage.

This place is a big ripp-off.

Let's leave this place for turist

I finally made it to Jade Spa at about noon since it had some good reports. An older Chinese lady came to the window, and said that it was $65 for an hour massage, and wanted the money up front. I didn't find her attractive at all, and asked if there was anyone else working. Another girl came to the window that was kinda scarey to look at. She must have just woken up. I picked up my money that was still on the counter and said I'll come back some other time. I ended up going to Sun Valley Spa in Henderson, since I was headed there anyway. Got a good massage and HE for $60+50. There are so many massage places, but the quality is not very good.

[QUOTE=Cameltopian]Hey Dave,

You got the "stuff"? lol

*rates also appreciated

PS: thanks for not mentioning names on open forum.[/QUOTE]HE, BJ, FS GFE, BBBJ, CIM GFE/FS.....what do all these mean?

Abbreviations

[QUOTE=Tommy175]HE, BJ, FS GFE, BBBJ, CIM GFE/FS.....what do all these mean?[/QUOTE]


Tommy, RTFF (Read the Fu**ing Forums)

Jackson has a list of commonly used abbreviations already - you just need to do a little homework.

Welcome aboard.

[QUOTE=Tommy175]HE, BJ, FS GFE, BBBJ, CIM GFE/FS.....what do all these mean?[/QUOTE]

Tommy ,Seriously must be a joke ...right?