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[QUOTE=Sssman3]Would it be possible for a newbie to get the same experience you guys get from an AMP? Or is there a "getting to know you" period? I hope I don't get treated like LE. I could use a good massage, but don't wanna pay $$ for it. I figured an escort would treat you well after they figure out you're not LE, but I guess there are ROBs out there too.

From what I've gathered from the postings, it's.5 to the MS and $.5 to the provider for an hour. I was a little bothered by the postings about being the guys being asked to leave after 30 min. Do you still pay the full amount?

I guess I'll try Sakura for Amy, Ivy, or Gina. They've got good reviews from you guys.

P. S. The reason I know the abbreviations is because I looked them up. Otherwise, I'd have no idea what you guys were talking about.[/QUOTE]
Look you posted on the 1st of Jan. that you were looking for your 1st, as of yesterday you are still looking for your 1st, I don't know but if I were horny for that long I'd burst so the next idea you come up with just go with it...and then report it. And don't tell me you did it and this is now your 2nd because i've seen no report from the 1st, so if you did your 1st give us a report, if not then go do it.

[QUOTE=Lowly]Look you posted on the 1st of Jan. That you were looking for your 1st, as of yesterday you are still looking for your 1st, I don't know but if I were horny for that long I'd burst so the next idea you come up with just go with it. And then report it. And don't tell me you did it and this is now your 2nd because I've seen no report from the 1st, so if you did your 1st give us a report, if not then go do it.[/QUOTE] Lowly you got me rolling LOL Hell if I waited that long to take a dump I'd be full of s**t, if I waited that long to eat I'd be dead and if I waited that to shower well you'd be holding your nose now LOL.. Just go out there ask for a girl tell her a friend sent you to see her if she ask his name it's mike' mikey, kimo, kalani, kealii, hell I don't know any f***n thing and have funnnnnn. Aloha

So work your magic and stop worrying about money. If we are telling you that a great 1st experience is at an AMP then what more can we do. Escorts are YMMV. They suck. AMP girls don't, just control your load and you can stay the whole hour, if you blow it's your own deal. Plus you could get the massage and yada yada which we all stated.

[QUOTE=Sssman3]Would it be possible for a newbie to get the same experience you guys get from an AMP? Or is there a "getting to know you" period? I hope I don't get treated like LE. I could use a good massage, but don't wanna pay $$ for it. I figured an escort would treat you well after they figure out you're not LE, but I guess there are ROBs out there too.

From what I've gathered from the postings, it's.5 to the MS and $.5 to the provider for an hour. I was a little bothered by the postings about being the guys being asked to leave after 30 min. Do you still pay the full amount?

I guess I'll try Sakura for Amy, Ivy, or Gina. They've got good reviews from you guys.

P. S. The reason I know the abbreviations is because I looked them up. Otherwise, I'd have no idea what you guys were talking about.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sssman3]I keep posting these ads because I wanna know if any of you guys have tried them. I'm not them or their pimp. I don't know how to negotiate in a AMP so I would prefer an "escort". I don't wanna be victimized or deal with YMMV.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Snatchthat gave you good advice. You'll have an easier time in an AMP. Just don't tell them it's your first time. Read the forum and go to any AMP and when asked if you've been there before, be honest. Just tell them you've been to XXXX and saw Gina or whomever. Remember most AMPs charge the same amount (.5 and 1.5 tip). No negotiation is required; everything straight forward. Jump in and start stroking.

[QUOTE=Oki Chimpo]I mean this in the most friendliest manner but. You're like the the guy on his first time out at pipe when it's about 6-8ft (old style read from the back) fresh from your usal spot down at alo mo's. Got pounded during the paddle out and is totally sked to take off on any sets and is just hangin out like a buoy. Not trying to cut you down but you just have to charge. Lucky for you there's this site with hella info unlike long ago for a lot of us who had nothing. Just the guts fo' charge. Chance um and report back.

Oc[/QUOTE] Ok Oki what your saying is the guys going to go over the falls a few times, maybe even smack the reef, come up with some reef rash and even wana in da foot! Just hope you no broke da board.. I like it Aloha Ducky

I'll agree to stop accusations of you being on the other team.

You guys sound like you are very young and inexperienced. And worried about your resources.
You could very easily be LE too. So anyway just how old are you guys?
Early 20's.
If you are. I'm afraid you will just have to get your feet wet and it's usually on your own,
It's called pot luck. You can't go wrong going into Sakura(rycroft) Sakura Univ, WARD 4 PLEX.
Or any of those places on Young St..
Just walk in like you own the place.
Believe me, Once you bust a nut. It's all behind you.

JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!


SHOWBOATT

[QUOTE=Showboatt]You guys sound like you are very young and inexperienced. And worried about your resources.

You could very easily be LE too. So anyway just how old are you guys?

Early 20's.

If you are. I'm afraid you will just have to get your feet wet and it's usually on your own,

It's called pot luck. You can't go wrong going into Sakura(rycroft) Sakura Univ, WARD 4 PLEX.

Or any of those places on Young St.

Just walk in like you own the place.

Believe me, Once you bust a nut. It's all behind you.

JUST DO IT!

SHOWBOATT[/QUOTE]Maybe it was better we weren't in the computer world yet when we started Aloha

Very, very, very disappointed with this session. Probably the worst I've ever had. I already knew she wasn't GFE but that's not exactly why I'm complaining here, as VG has ALWAYS given me some of the best service out there.

Breana was 45 minutes late, not the girl in the [url=http://www.Thevolcanogirls.com/breana] photos[/url] and was just trying to get me cum the minute she walked in. She is better known as that AZN/Black provider [url=http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_your_wildest_fantasies_and_dreams_come_true_with_me_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1862205]Sugar" on Backpage[/url] (yeah, THAT one!) and those reviews of her mediocre/mechanical service and loads of zits on her titties are true. Her nan was extra-extra nasty smelling as well, double the shrimp saimin paste on this girl. I usually never mention smell, giving these girls the benefit of the doubt but she was pretty fucking rank, man. Like she had 20 dicks in her before she got to me. So gross.

Her breath smelled like she just got done drinking. Everything that was coming out of her mouth sounded rehearsed, monotone and she seemed pretty out of it. To be quite honest, the entire time I was pretty grossed out by her. She looked worn down, ragged and like a total druggie. Working various positions, I finally got myself to blow. Even when she was trying to wash me after we were done, I kept on thinking "Gawd, get away! " Also, the way she rolled her eyes behind her head during CBJ was fucking voodoo, man!

If she cleaned up a bit and looked a little more healthy, she has quite the potential to be a really hot local provider. Despite her many flaws, if you squinted and took a look at her face and body, they aren't that bad looking. She is also has that skinny and petite body frame I've always liked.

Though a "How many Ethiopians? " joke here would be inappropriate, let's go with a:


[I]How many Breana licks would it take to get to the center of a Striped Fashion lollipop?[/I]

[b]If you think I'm counting, you're fuckin' crazy and while you're at it, get this junky crack biiiyatch outta my face! [/b]


So much for my first FS ebony girl experience.

Breana of VG
$$. 6 in-call

6/L 4/A 4/S

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Very, very, very disappointed with this session. Probably the worst I've ever had. I already knew she wasn't GFE but that's not exactly why I'm complaining here, as VG has ALWAYS given me some of the best service out there.

Breana was 45 minutes late, not the girl in the [url=http://www.Thevolcanogirls.com/breana] photos[/url] and was just trying to get me cum the minute she walked in. She is better known as that AZN/Black provider [url=http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_your_wildest_fantasies_and_dreams_come_true_with_me_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1862205]Sugar" on Backpage[/url] (yeah, THAT one!) and those reviews of her mediocre/mechanical service and loads of zits on her titties are true. Her nan was extra-extra nasty smelling as well, double the shrimp saimin paste on this girl. I usually never mention smell, giving these girls the benefit of the doubt but she was pretty fucking rank, man. Like she had 20 dicks in her before she got to me. So gross.

Her breath smelled like she just got done drinking. Everything that was coming out of her mouth sounded rehearsed and monotone. She seemed pretty out of it. To be quite honest, the entire time I was pretty grossed out by her. She looked worn down, ragged and like a total druggie. Working various positions, I finally got myself to blow. Even when she was trying to wash me after we were done, I kept on thinking "Gawd, get away! " Also, the way she rolled her eyes behind her head during CBJ was fucking voodoo, man!

If she cleaned up a bit and looked a little more healthy, she has quite the potential to be a really hot local provider. Despite her many flaws, if you squinted and took a look at her face and body, they aren't that bad looking. She is also has that skinny and petite body frame I've always liked.

Though a "How many Ethiopians? " joke here would be inappropriate, let's go with a:


[I]How many Breana licks would it take to get to the center of a Striped Fashion lollipop?[/I]

[b]If you think I'm counting, you're fuckin' crazy and while you're at it, get this junky crack biiiyatch outta my face! [/b]


So much for my first FS ebony girl experience.

Breana of VG
$$. 6 in-call

6/L 4/A 4/S[/QUOTE]Eeewwww! Sorry to hear that SF. I don't know how you could have continued and even finished! Hats off to you brah!

Reminds me of my worst experience. Was with a girl from the mainland. Tried 3 times to get a appoitment with her. I neva like give up cause she was hott! Finally got one appoitment and met up with her. Went into the room and she told me "sorry but I have some bad news". I was like WHAT?! I thought that LE was there hiding in the room or something but she told me that she just started her period! I went through all the trouble to meet with her so I said Fuckem, lets go. When I entered her, neva have nothing, but a little while later, had the bloody show. HOOO the smell started to fill the room and I couldn't take it. I went limp real fast. I pulled out, washed off jr, paid her and was out of there. Tainted my fantasies for a long time.

I cannot stand stink nani, no matter how hott the girl is.

SF she could've at least give them one fast wash yeah, what you think? Thats no class, you paying the B***h and she should wash her nan between all her appointments. I feel your pain brah.

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Very, very, very disappointed with this session. Probably the worst I've ever had. I already knew she wasn't GFE but that's not exactly why I'm complaining here, as VG has ALWAYS given me some of the best service out there.

Breana was 45 minutes late, not the girl in the [url=http://www.Thevolcanogirls.com/breana] photos[/url] and was just trying to get me cum the minute she walked in. She is better known as that AZN/Black provider [url=http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_your_wildest_fantasies_and_dreams_come_true_with_me_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1862205]Sugar" on Backpage[/url] (yeah, THAT one!) and those reviews of her mediocre/mechanical service and loads of zits on her titties are true. Her nan was extra-extra nasty smelling as well, double the shrimp saimin paste on this girl. I usually never mention smell, giving these girls the benefit of the doubt but she was pretty fucking rank, man. Like she had 20 dicks in her before she got to me. So gross.

Her breath smelled like she just got done drinking. Everything that was coming out of her mouth sounded rehearsed, monotone and she seemed pretty out of it. To be quite honest, the entire time I was pretty grossed out by her. She looked worn down, ragged and like a total druggie. Working various positions, I finally got myself to blow. Even when she was trying to wash me after we were done, I kept on thinking "Gawd, get away! " Also, the way she rolled her eyes behind her head during CBJ was fucking voodoo, man!

If she cleaned up a bit and looked a little more healthy, she has quite the potential to be a really hot local provider. Despite her many flaws, if you squinted and took a look at her face and body, they aren't that bad looking. She is also has that skinny and petite body frame I've always liked.

Though a "How many Ethiopians? " joke here would be inappropriate, let's go with a:

[I]How many Breana licks would it take to get to the center of a Striped Fashion lollipop?[/I]

[b]If you think I'm counting, you're fuckin' crazy and while you're at it, get this junky crack biiiyatch outta my face! [/b]

So much for my first FS ebony girl experience.

Breana of VG
$$. 6 in-call

6/L 4/A 4/S[/QUOTE]

wow! that just goes against what VG is known for.

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Very, very, very disappointed with this session. Probably the worst I've ever had. I already knew she wasn't GFE but that's not exactly why I'm complaining here, as VG has ALWAYS given me some of the best service out there.

Breana was 45 minutes late, not the girl in the [url=http://www.Thevolcanogirls.com/breana] photos[/url] and was just trying to get me cum the minute she walked in. She is better known as that AZN/Black provider [url=http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_your_wildest_fantasies_and_dreams_come_true_with_me_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1862205]Sugar" on Backpage[/url] (yeah, THAT one!) and those reviews of her mediocre/mechanical service and loads of zits on her titties are true. Her nan was extra-extra nasty smelling as well, double the shrimp saimin paste on this girl. I usually never mention smell, giving these girls the benefit of the doubt but she was pretty fucking rank, man. Like she had 20 dicks in her before she got to me. So gross.

Her breath smelled like she just got done drinking. Everything that was coming out of her mouth sounded rehearsed, monotone and she seemed pretty out of it. To be quite honest, the entire time I was pretty grossed out by her. She looked worn down, ragged and like a total druggie. Working various positions, I finally got myself to blow. Even when she was trying to wash me after we were done, I kept on thinking "Gawd, get away! " Also, the way she rolled her eyes behind her head during CBJ was fucking voodoo, man!

If she cleaned up a bit and looked a little more healthy, she has quite the potential to be a really hot local provider. Despite her many flaws, if you squinted and took a look at her face and body, they aren't that bad looking. She is also has that skinny and petite body frame I've always liked.

Though a "How many Ethiopians? " joke here would be inappropriate, let's go with a:


[I]How many Breana licks would it take to get to the center of a Striped Fashion lollipop?[/I]

[b]If you think I'm counting, you're fuckin' crazy and while you're at it, get this junky crack biiiyatch outta my face! [/b]


So much for my first FS ebony girl experience.

Breana of VG
$$. 6 in-call

6/L 4/A 4/S[/QUOTE]


Holy cow! You actually went through with it. LOL. When I first started reading, I thought you were going to walk out, but you stayed to finish the deed. Now I'm going to have nightmares about crackheads giving me BJs with their eyes rolled all the way back. That is just too hella creepy. Hahahahahaha.

Hey Brother SF,

I feel for you man. Yep same here never did have any good experience with them ebony provider.

By the way happy 2010!

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Very, very, very disappointed with this session. Probably the worst I've ever had. I already knew she wasn't GFE but that's not exactly why I'm complaining here, as VG has ALWAYS given me some of the best service out there.

Breana was 45 minutes late, not the girl in the [url=http://www.Thevolcanogirls.com/breana] photos[/url] and was just trying to get me cum the minute she walked in. She is better known as that AZN/Black provider [url=http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_your_wildest_fantasies_and_dreams_come_true_with_me_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1862205]Sugar" on Backpage[/url] (yeah, THAT one!) and those reviews of her mediocre/mechanical service and loads of zits on her titties are true. Her nan was extra-extra nasty smelling as well, double the shrimp saimin paste on this girl. I usually never mention smell, giving these girls the benefit of the doubt but she was pretty fucking rank, man. Like she had 20 dicks in her before she got to me. So gross.

Her breath smelled like she just got done drinking. Everything that was coming out of her mouth sounded rehearsed, monotone and she seemed pretty out of it. To be quite honest, the entire time I was pretty grossed out by her. She looked worn down, ragged and like a total druggie. Working various positions, I finally got myself to blow. Even when she was trying to wash me after we were done, I kept on thinking "Gawd, get away! " Also, the way she rolled her eyes behind her head during CBJ was fucking voodoo, man!

If she cleaned up a bit and looked a little more healthy, she has quite the potential to be a really hot local provider. Despite her many flaws, if you squinted and took a look at her face and body, they aren't that bad looking. She is also has that skinny and petite body frame I've always liked.

Though a "How many Ethiopians? " joke here would be inappropriate, let's go with a:


[I]How many Breana licks would it take to get to the center of a Striped Fashion lollipop?[/I]

[b]If you think I'm counting, you're fuckin' crazy and while you're at it, get this junky crack biiiyatch outta my face! [/b]


So much for my first FS ebony girl experience.

Breana of VG
$$. 6 in-call

6/L 4/A 4/S[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Very, very, very disappointed with this session. Probably the worst I've ever had. I already knew she wasn't GFE but that's not exactly why I'm complaining here, as VG has ALWAYS given me some of the best service out there.

Breana was 45 minutes late, not the girl in the [url=http://www.Thevolcanogirls.com/breana] photos[/url] and was just trying to get me cum the minute she walked in. She is better known as that AZN/Black provider [url=http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_your_wildest_fantasies_and_dreams_come_true_with_me_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1862205]Sugar" on Backpage[/url] (yeah, THAT one!) and those reviews of her mediocre/mechanical service and loads of zits on her titties are true. Her nan was extra-extra nasty smelling as well, double the shrimp saimin paste on this girl. I usually never mention smell, giving these girls the benefit of the doubt but she was pretty fucking rank, man. Like she had 20 dicks in her before she got to me. So gross.

Her breath smelled like she just got done drinking. Everything that was coming out of her mouth sounded rehearsed, monotone and she seemed pretty out of it. To be quite honest, the entire time I was pretty grossed out by her. She looked worn down, ragged and like a total druggie. Working various positions, I finally got myself to blow. Even when she was trying to wash me after we were done, I kept on thinking "Gawd, get away! " Also, the way she rolled her eyes behind her head during CBJ was fucking voodoo, man!

If she cleaned up a bit and looked a little more healthy, she has quite the potential to be a really hot local provider. Despite her many flaws, if you squinted and took a look at her face and body, they aren't that bad looking. She is also has that skinny and petite body frame I've always liked.

Though a "How many Ethiopians? " joke here would be inappropriate, let's go with a:


[I]How many Breana licks would it take to get to the center of a Striped Fashion lollipop?[/I]

[b]If you think I'm counting, you're fuckin' crazy and while you're at it, get this junky crack biiiyatch outta my face! [/b]


So much for my first FS ebony girl experience.

Breana of VG
$$. 6 in-call

6/L 4/A 4/S[/QUOTE]



That reminds me of the chapelle show Crack head guy.

[url]http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/Tyrone2.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Shydude]Holy cow! You actually went through with it. LOL. When I first started reading, I thought you were going to walk out, but you stayed to finish the deed. Now I'm going to have nightmares about crackheads giving me BJs with their eyes rolled all the way back. That is just too hella creepy. Hahahahahaha.[/QUOTE]thanks for the 411

Never thought I would hear that one from VG

Hope tash does somethin about this, or it will hurt her biz too

K