An Enchanting Evening With Britney Bentley
[QUOTE=CaBusyBee;5440800]Do you mind sharing what happened that led to your frustration? Was planning on contacting her glad I saw this post. I even went to TER and saw nothing that would tell me not to contact her.[/QUOTE]I'll tell you a Britney Bentley Story. I actually managed to do everything right and had the patience that it took to smash once and it was actually on the better side of good. A couple weeks pass and I see her add up again. Great I'm going to go get more of that. So I contact her and she has me go to the Crowne Plaza on Bristol. Normally that place is okay but normally when I go there it isn't 1:30 am. So I get there and text when I park like a professional would and the waiting game begins I was starting to get sketched out sitting in my car in a hotel parking lot in the middle of the night. I see another guy walking around and he's obviously a monger so he's going back and forth doing what he's doing and by this time about a hour has passed. I send her a text "What is this nonsense? A little rude Don't you think?" Turns out the other monger was there to see her and they had some drama whatever it was none of my business. So she lets me in the room I say hi to a completely twacked out Britney Bentley she had lost about 50% of her cuteness since the last time I'd seen her. Now at this point it's about 2:30 am and I am dead tired so I lay back on the bed and start talking with her and this other monger comes back to the door. I'm trying to be cool and tell her to take care of it I just didn't want it to be my problem. Next thing I know she's waking me up and it's 10 am the following morning. Where am I? Why am I here? What happened? All the waiting and drama was the straw that broke the camels back considering I'd been working and was super tired laying on her bed and relaxing like that wasn't a good idea. Britney immediately starts hurrying me out of the room because she has a client. At this point I was extremely startled and slightly delirious I was trying to remember what my plans had been for that morning and just doing a slow mental reboot. I say goodbye to Britney and she promises she'll meet up with me later and we can do a makeup session (LOL good luck collecting that) but I had a million other things on my mind. I took about 4/5 steps outside of her hotel door when I pat my phone pocket and panic hits me like a cold bucket of water. I just left my phone license and 2 credit cards in the room. Well I only took 4/5 steps good thing I caught this now right. WRONG! I immediately go right back to the door I had walked out of probably 15 seconds earlier and politely knock. Nothing happens. Politely knock for about another 5/10 minutes nothing happens. I can hear her walking around in there doing whatever it is that she does but she would not respond. At this point I'm panicking I feel dirty and gross standing in this hotel hallway with this cracked out chick on the other side of the door and I'm thinking somebody is going to end up calling the cops. At that point I stopped caring because I was not leaving that doorway until she opened it and handed me my phone I'd and credit cards and I didn't care who called who or who's spot I had to burn I decided this is my hill to die on I won't back down for anybody hotel staff cops whoever I'm not leaving without what's mine. On top of that I'm starting to get really mad. How hard is it to open the door for the guy who just left and hand him his stuff. I stopped knocking politely and started knocking like cops do when they break up a keg party. No effect. Then I started pounding on her door hard I am sure anybody staying on that floor heard me pound on that door hard for another 10 minutes straight Finally after 20 minutes of this I hear her behind the door and I say I just want my stuff and I'll go Still knocking hard making all that noise Finally the door opens I tell her what I want she lets me go in and get it. I find it in the bed where I had been sleeping. Britney is giving me attitude at this point asking me what my problem was. My problem is that you couldn't just act like a normal person even a normal person on drugs and help me out for a couple seconds. That's where it ended. I didn't even bother asking her about the money I had things to do and after standing in that hotel hallway banging on that door as long as I had been I just wanted to get to safety and sanity as soon as possible. That's what I did.
TL: DR The door was the only thing that got banged that session.
Things about Britney Bentley you should be aware of.
1) She operates on tweaker time. Expect her to be hours late / keep you waiting for hours Only to finally meet up with her and she still won't be ready.
2) she has the memory of a housefly. Expect her to forget everything about you as soon as you hear the door shut behind you on your way out.
3) when I had seen her a few weeks before all this nonsense unfolded Her skills were on the better side of good.
4) she has zero concern about your safety and wellbeing.
5) She is quite possibly the most YMMV Girl on the entire site.
6) If Britney Bentley was a car she would be a stolen chrysler 300 base model with the bentley kit and roll up windows.
(If you have a blonde itch that needs scratching I would suggest 702 Barbie Better looking, Not on drugs, 1000 X more reliable).