Massage Parlor Reports

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[QUOTE=WickedInMke;4490649]Long time lurker and monger. Promise I'll do better about reviewing but thank you all for your contributions. I visited Harmony yesterday and drew a shortish, busty lady.

I had to wait about ten minutes and she and mamasan were generally apologetic about it. The table shower was really, really good and definitely she knew were to get the kinks out. Then the obligatory sauna with the sign saying that if you pee in the sauna they will cut your penis off. (I'm disappointed in humanity that there is a need for this sign to exist by the way).

In any case. After the flip all was great, really excellent job. Very happy.

Here's where my hackles were raised. It was a pretty tight little room and I had just finished getting dressed next to the table. At this point I had picked up my stuff and was turning to leave when she said - "you hand it to me" pointing at the contribution on the end-table. Not understanding the first time really I asked her to repeat and she point and said "you hand to me. Too crowded".

Now, it was a little tight. But so tight that this was really necessary. Then I also remembered that Mamasan had asked where I parked (as the lot was full).

As I left I was wondering if I had just had a Robert Kraft moment.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WickedInMke;4490649]Long time lurker and monger. Promise I'll do better about reviewing but thank you all for your contributions. I visited Harmony yesterday and drew a shortish, busty lady.

I had to wait about ten minutes and she and mamasan were generally apologetic about it. The table shower was really, really good and definitely she knew were to get the kinks out. Then the obligatory sauna with the sign saying that if you pee in the sauna they will cut your penis off. (I'm disappointed in humanity that there is a need for this sign to exist by the way).

In any case. After the flip all was great, really excellent job. Very happy.

Here's where my hackles were raised. It was a pretty tight little room and I had just finished getting dressed next to the table. At this point I had picked up my stuff and was turning to leave when she said - "you hand it to me" pointing at the contribution on the end-table. Not understanding the first time really I asked her to repeat and she point and said "you hand to me. Too crowded".

Now, it was a little tight. But so tight that this was really necessary. Then I also remembered that Mamasan had asked where I parked (as the lot was full).

As I left I was wondering if I had just had a Robert Kraft moment.[/QUOTE]Generally they have you put it on the table then they pick it up. Was never sure why.

It goes back to one of those myths that if you don't hand it directly to the girl then technically you didn't pay for anything and so its not illegal.

Yknow just like when you ask "are you a cop?" They magically have to tell you.

[QUOTE=HappyDave;4492586]Generally they have you put it on the table then they pick it up. Was never sure why.[/QUOTE]

It's pathetic out there!

Has anyone been there recently? Are the still open?

Had an interesting visit to smilers drew Kahn. Nice table shower weird massage with a lot of clapping. The strange part was that I was offered a full menu. Was not expecting or prepared was only expecting standard. She was visibly upset I asked for standard and tried to demand. 6. That wasn't happening. Not satisfied with the standard. 4 I received an unenthusiastic jackhammer. Very unfortunate pretty much ruined it for me they usually put some effort into it. Will stick to Jade in uxbridge.

[QUOTE=MassageSamurai;4497405]Had an interesting visit to smilers drew Kahn. Nice table shower weird massage with a lot of clapping. The strange part was that I was offered a full menu. Was not expecting or prepared was only expecting standard. She was visibly upset I asked for standard and tried to demand. 6. That wasn't happening. Not satisfied with the standard. 4 I received an unenthusiastic jackhammer. Very unfortunate pretty much ruined it for me they usually put some effort into it. Will stick to Jade in uxbridge.[/QUOTE]I was there a few months ago and did a little nipple sucking and she did a quick BBBJ didn't ask for more. BBBJ lasted about 30 sec.

I think many of you are missing out at Angel. I only get there every few months and it has been awhile. Excellent TS with plenty attention where it is needed front and back. A solid massage with back walking and a little tease. Once the flip happens things start getting going. Typically clothes come off, full body rub and licking followed by any number of things depending on the lady. These ladies are pretty, 25 - 35 (guessing), Korean, and fun. I have had the full covered menu but not always everything from the same lady. The better they know you the better it gets. I give $$ when shown the room, seldom get change back, once she gave me. 2 back. No negotiating and I take what they give me. Time is a full hour if not more. Very friendly. For you Prov veterans think One Spa or Downtown Spa only with a quality TS and massage first. Unlikely the King will find what he is looking for. If you try to be cheap, then you get what you get.

[QUOTE=RiverSnorkler;4490365]I'm on elmwood quite often and I can't remember ever seeing a parlor right over the Cranston line. Could you give a reference point please. Only thing I'm aware of on Elmwood is a " foot massage" place right next to the Asian market. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you are coming from Park Ave Cranston, go Elmwood towards Providence, it's about a mile up on the right.

[QUOTE=RiverSnorkler;4490365]I'm on elmwood quite often and I can't remember ever seeing a parlor right over the Cranston line. Could you give a reference point please. Only thing I'm aware of on Elmwood is a " foot massage" place right next to the Asian market. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Eva is the name.

[QUOTE=OriolesHt;4497566]I was there a few months ago and did a little nipple sucking and she did a quick BBBJ didn't ask for more. BBBJ lasted about 30 sec.[/QUOTE]I tried to pull the twins out. She wasn't having it. Her attitude and demeanor changed LOL.

[QUOTE=TheKid00;4500934]If you are coming from Park Ave Cranston, go Elmwood towards Providence, it's about a mile up on the right.[/QUOTE]I think he's talking about the place next door to the Pontiac Tap.

[QUOTE=TheKid00;4500984]Eva is the name.[/QUOTE]Eva has always been HE. Unless things have changed. Good massage skills though. Across the street from apartment complex on elm. Usually was one girl. Middle aged very good skills haven't been in a minute. May have to go back if extras are avaliable.

[QUOTE=ConGorilla;4492890]It goes back to one of those myths that if you don't hand it directly to the girl then technically you didn't pay for anything and so its not illegal.

Yknow just like when you ask "are you a cop?" They magically have to tell you.[/QUOTE]It has a little more validity than the "Are you a cop?" thing (which has none. Cops are allowed to lie).

If there's no hand-off it's harder to prove there was an exchange between the customer and the provider. Did I pay her or just put my money on the table for a while? Was she paid, or did she just pick up money that was lying there?

I like to put the money I plan to pay on the table in advance. For my comfort and hers. Often, there's no discussion of money or services as a result. Hard to make a case with that. If it was ever an issue.

I visited FE on Sat. I got June. Attractive, thin, big soft bolt ons, $70/$140. Definitely worth it.