Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;4602284]Was it this thing?

[URL]https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot[/URL]

At $35 bucks for as many eruptions as you have left, perhaps we should all skip the AMP BF up-charges and just go for the standard NOVA. Ladies you have competition!

S: for those of you that are not handy do it your-selfers there is an upgrade.

[URL]https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot-launch[/URL]

NOTE: I am not endorsing or recommending![/QUOTE]I first heard of a Fleshlight last year when I watched a video of Princess Leia, a San Francisco-based porn star, using one on her male co-star before giving him a HJ and BJ. (FYI, this Princess Leia has nothing to do with the Star Wars character.) I've never heard of a Fleshlight being used in an AMP. That's an odd trick.

A few years ago I visited Shina, a Caucasian MILF body rub provider, who used an interesting technique to simulate a BJ without actually performing one. It's difficult to describe in words, and I've never encountered that before or since. I believe Shina is now retired.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;4602284]Was it this thing?

[URL]https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot[/URL]

At $35 bucks for as many eruptions as you have left, perhaps we should all skip the AMP BF up-charges and just go for the standard NOVA. Ladies you have competition!

S: for those of you that are not handy do it your-selfers there is an upgrade.

[URL]https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot-launch[/URL]

NOTE: I am not endorsing or recommending![/QUOTE]The launcher can simulate 250 strokes per minute. OUCH!

I had a lot of time on my hands this weekend and was feeling a bit adventurous. So I decided to give Jins spa a try. It's a small place located in its own parking lot on gallows. Right across from 2 other known massage parlors across the steeet, and further down from even more massage parlors like Crystal, and such. I never really stopped to think about just how many AMPs are on gallows. Maybe necks aren't the only thing being yanked LOL.

There was older rumors of Jin being one of these alleged erotic massage parlors and I wanted to TOFTT and put that myth to the test but no. This place is 100% legit.

Met Tina, 30 something Chinese lady who had remarkably good English and was actually a pleasure to talk to. Her massage skills are top notch. Asked for a hard massage and she gave me the works, including stretching, shiatsu, and back walking. Conversation went from topic to topic and eventually I brought up the fact there's many AMPs nearby and she went into a rant about how she actually studied to become CMT and her "competition" is just a bunch of body rubbers looking to jerk off their clients. I chuckled nervously when she told me about all the men who come here for a massage and after an hour she tells them time is up and they just stick their dick in her face like. More?

At this point I chuckle nervously and shrink a little under my blanket and play along. I tell her, "yeeeeaaah fuck those guys" meanwhile I'm pondering internally if my life is just a sitcom waiting to happen. Anyway, I put my boner away and found the whole thing pretty hysterical. Massage was good, got my full hour and then some and she finished with a face massage and overall I left feeling better than when I came in even if this story doesn't have a happy ending.

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4602429]I had a lot of time on my hands this weekend and was feeling a bit adventurous. So I decided to give Jins spa a try. It's a small place located in its own parking lot on gallows. Right across from 2 other known massage parlors across the steeet, and further down from even more massage parlors like Crystal, and such. I never really stopped to think about just how many AMPs are on gallows. Maybe necks aren't the only thing being yanked LOL.

There was older rumors of Jin being one of these alleged erotic massage parlors and I wanted to TOFTT and put that myth to the test but no. This place is 100% legit.

Met Tina, 30 something Chinese lady who had remarkably good English and was actually a pleasure to talk to. Her massage skills are top notch. Asked for a hard massage and she gave me the works, including stretching, shiatsu, and back walking. Conversation went from topic to topic and eventually I brought up the fact there's many AMPs nearby and she went into a rant about how she actually studied to become CMT and her "competition" is just a bunch of body rubbers looking to jerk off their clients. I chuckled nervously when she told me about all the men who come here for a massage and after an hour she tells them time is up and they just stick their dick in her face like. More?

At this point I chuckle nervously and shrink a little under my blanket and play along. I tell her, "yeeeeaaah fuck those guys" meanwhile I'm pondering internally if my life is just a sitcom waiting to happen. Anyway, I put my boner away and found the whole thing pretty hysterical. Massage was good, got my full hour and then some and she finished with a face massage and overall I left feeling better than when I came in even if this story doesn't have a happy ending.[/QUOTE]It's been years since I went there but it obviously hasn't changed. Very good massage but I'm afraid I'm one of the guys she's talking about. No actually, I wasn't that rude and several of the girls there didn't mind me OTC roaming but never a handshake. Non shy about massaging all the way up the leg but that's as far as it went.

Went into FHOH. Got Rocio, fair looking face, wavy hair, super tight slim body with a bubble booty.

It was my first visit there, so I asked for Leah since I heard that she works Saturdays, but Rocio told me she works later on the day. I figured since all reports amount to either an awesome massage or awesome extras then I'd be fine with any of the ladies. Gave her. 8 for a hh.

Basically I paid for what gets you a f%and good massage anywhere else for this kid to dab me with grease. I totally thought she was just applying the stuff to come after it with a super hard rub, but no, she came with a hot towel and started wiping me clean and getting ready to wrap up.

I asked her if she'd be massaging the bump that she had just skipped over and she just said: No, not me. And walked out on me.

So I walked out on her ass.

This was probably the worst experience I've had lately. Zero massage-zero skill-zero extras. I'd have been fine with either of the three.

Rocio told me that she had started there only a month ago, but it doesn't make up for the fact that I felt totally ripped off by this establishment. I'd assume that Sandra should have had to researched her before throwing her out there or at least give her some training or something.

Anyhow, skip this one, you've been warned.

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4602429]

There was older rumors of Jin being one of these alleged erotic massage parlors and I wanted to TOFTT and put that myth to the test but no. This place is 100% legit.[/QUOTE]I think the old rumors began when Jin once advertised on Backpage or Craigslist. I went there with the same curiosity as GripNSip and discovered the same thing. Jin is a legit establishment with serious, professional therapists. They will find your pain and pound it away.

Don 't bother feeling them up and talking around what you want. Go there for a serious therapeutic time and you will feel much better for the investment in time and treasure. There are plenty of other establishments in that neighborhood who will be happy to meet your other needs.

Vaughn.

[QUOTE=ErikaScorpio;4603131]Went into FHOH. Got Rocio, fair looking face, wavy hair, super tight slim body with a bubble booty.

It was my first visit there, so I asked for Leah since I heard that she works Saturdays, but Rocio told me she works later on the day. I figured since all reports amount to either an awesome massage or awesome extras then I'd be fine with any of the ladies. Gave her. 8 for a hh.

Basically I paid for what gets you a f%and good massage anywhere else for this kid to dab me with grease. I totally thought she was just applying the stuff to come after it with a super hard rub, but no, she came with a hot towel and started wiping me clean and getting ready to wrap up.

I asked her if she'd be massaging the bump that she had just skipped over and she just said: No, not me. And walked out on me.

So I walked out on her ass.

This was probably the worst experience I've had lately. Zero massage-zero skill-zero extras. I'd have been fine with either of the three.

Rocio told me that she had started there only a month ago, but it doesn't make up for the fact that I felt totally ripped off by this establishment. I'd assume that Sandra should have had to researched her before throwing her out there or at least give her some training or something.

Anyhow, skip this one, you've been warned.[/QUOTE]It's not where you go, it's who you see. And YMMV to the Nth degree.

Thanks for falling on the sword for me. But stick to Sandra or Leah. The others aren't worth your time or $.

Alternatively, independents or head to MD there's a couple of Latin spas in silver springs that might be worth checking out.

Has anyone seen Jenny from Eden Models? Please PM if you have or have any details.

Thanks!

[URL]http://www.edenmodelsva.com/jenny57/[/URL]

For a decent masaasge with extra play may b2 b. FS not necessary but like lots of mutual play, would like under 40 in shape and not have to get a loan. In other words where can an old guy feel young again for an hour? And please don’t say the hotel flys

And as always thank you.

[QUOTE=CoolWays;4604314]For a decent masaasge with extra play may b2 b. FS not necessary but like lots of mutual play, would like under 40 in shape and not have to get a loan. In other words where can an old guy feel young again for an hour? [/QUOTE]This old guy has dreamt about what you seek. Herndon Therapy, 11 spa, Pine street, New Sky, K&J (Reston), Lovey therapy (Sterling). It will all depend on your chemistry, and the therapist on rotation. A perfect session will be hit or miss as they move around a lot. Take the offer of a TS to get the ball rolling. Rub their legs early to send a message you are there to play. There is also a wide variation in negotiation tactics between therapists. I dreamt I received the service you seek with no negotiation, others kill the mood with the commercial interruption.

I posted this in Moco stating that my ATF is back and building her client list now that she is back.

I know I frequent both sides of the river so maybe others do as well.

She prefers professional types but is selective.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/42431844/[/URL]

Anyone seen her? She offered 120 hhr massage with FS ending. It looks like she's still in town. Our schedules didn't work out but I may still take a shot.

Took the plunge and ventured to this place the other day never thinking I would run into someone I knew from another place nowhere close to Nova. The name she used in my area was Sasha and fun could be had for. 60 hr +. 80 for whatever you hearts desires. Mind you not the best but would do in a cold day. Well GPS and Nova disease has got into her mind her requests now are. 80 + 1. 4, . Not judging but I walked away and kept my $ saving it for better days.

Was having the itch today so I called Edens at 12 PM and asked for Jenny but she was already booked for the day. Same thing with Alisa so I called Secrets and asked for Jenny and of course, she was off today. Reached out to Discreet Tempus and none of the girls worth seeing were available. Oh well. A penny saved.

[QUOTE=SlowBlo;4606359[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/42431844/[/URL]

Anyone seen her? She offered 120 hhr massage with FS ending. It looks like she's still in town. Our schedules didn't work out but I may still take a shot.[/QUOTE]IIRC, she's been discussed before in the forum and I don't think the reviews were positive. I don't remember how long ago, or what name she was using, but the pics definitely ring a bell. It's certainly possible that my old-fart memory is misremembering so if anyone has a different recollection, please feel free to correct me. Just posting because I'd hate to see anyone waste their hard-earned money.

Also, her Listcrawler "Old Posts" show she's spent some time in the Boston area. You might try a search in that forum for relevant intel.