Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=SplitIt;6018414]I like Turtles![/QUOTE]In English next time.

[QUOTE=SplitIt;6018414]I like Turtles![/QUOTE][URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4MyLwAokINc[/URL]

For all of you Brandon fans.

[QUOTE=SplitIt;6018414]I like Turtles![/QUOTE]Split it.

Idiot.

Whatever your name is. ??

Good thing there's no IQ test to become a senior. You're almost there.

So, I thought this would be the best forum to ask this, but what's up with condoms that are "non skin tone", you know like green, red, blue, yellow (not skin yellow, but banana yellow), purple (okay that I get-- you want to pretend your dick is Mace Windu's lightsaber). But really. What's up with the colors?? I'll not even mention the joke about camouflage patterned condoms so she doesn't see you coming.). Are condoms made by Crayola really a thing the world needs?

[QUOTE=DNut;6019974]So, I thought this would be the best forum to ask this, but what's up with condoms that are "non skin tone", you know like green, red, blue, yellow (not skin yellow, but banana yellow), purple (okay that I get-- you want to pretend your dick is Mace Windu's lightsaber). But really. What's up with the colors?? I'll not even mention the joke about camouflage patterned condoms so she doesn't see you coming.). Are condoms made by Crayola really a thing the world needs?[/QUOTE]I can see a certain utility, at times, for the red ones.

BAM.

[QUOTE=DNut;6019974]So, I thought this would be the best forum to ask this, but what's up with condoms that are "non skin tone", you know like green, red, blue, yellow (not skin yellow, but banana yellow), purple (okay that I get-- you want to pretend your dick is Mace Windu's lightsaber). But really. What's up with the colors?? I'll not even mention the joke about camouflage patterned condoms so she doesn't see you coming.). Are condoms made by Crayola really a thing the world needs?[/QUOTE]Colored condoms have been around for a very long time. The color is added to supposedly relax the atmosphere and make the sex more fun. Supposedly.

[QUOTE=DNut;6019974]So, I thought this would be the best forum to ask this, but what's up with condoms that are "non skin tone", you know like green, red, blue, yellow (not skin yellow, but banana yellow), purple (okay that I get-- you want to pretend your dick is Mace Windu's lightsaber). But really. What's up with the colors?? I'll not even mention the joke about camouflage patterned condoms so she doesn't see you coming.). Are condoms made by Crayola really a thing the world needs?[/QUOTE]If you wear a black one, it appears much larger.

[QUOTE=DrDave39;6020870]If you wear a black one, it appears much larger.[/QUOTE]Black is slimming. That could work against you.

[QUOTE=BamBam;6020518]I can see a certain utility, at times, for the red ones.

BAM.[/QUOTE]If you use the glow in the dark ones, stroke in and out fast enough, the strobe effect will make it look like you're in a rave.

[QUOTE=DNut;6019974]So, I thought this would be the best forum to ask this, but what's up with condoms that are "non skin tone", you know like green, red, blue, yellow (not skin yellow, but banana yellow), purple (okay that I get-- you want to pretend your dick is Mace Windu's lightsaber). But really. What's up with the colors?? I'll not even mention the joke about camouflage patterned condoms so she doesn't see you coming.). Are condoms made by Crayola really a thing the world needs?[/QUOTE]Maybe it helps with confirming that it's intact? I don't know. But I do know that Crown Condoms by OKAMOTO are pretty good.

[QUOTE=BengalMan;6019276][URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4MyLwAokINc[/URL]

For all of you Brandon fans.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.businessinsider.com/two-men-pepper-sprayed-officers-capitol-riot-wept-sentencing-2022-7[/URL]

I guess blue lives didn't matter when they pepper sprayed them.

[B]I like people that don't weep like little pussies when they're captured.[/B]

[QUOTE=BengalMan;6019270]In English next time.[/QUOTE]Do people not know the old "I like turtles" meme?

[QUOTE=DNut;6019974]So, I thought this would be the best forum to ask this, but what's up with condoms that are "non skin tone", you know like green, red, blue, yellow (not skin yellow, but banana yellow), purple (okay that I get-- you want to pretend your dick is Mace Windu's lightsaber). But really. What's up with the colors?? I'll not even mention the joke about camouflage patterned condoms so she doesn't see you coming.). Are condoms made by Crayola really a thing the world needs?[/QUOTE]We all know who uses the rainbow colored.

[QUOTE=IlvblckGrls;6021420]Do people not know the old "I like turtles" meme?[/QUOTE]Evidently BengalMan doesn't. Dah.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9ms_2o2HKQ[/URL]

[QUOTE=RufusFirefly;6021552]We all know who uses the rainbow colored.[/QUOTE]I don't. Who?