Massage Parlor Reports

Aloha braddas I'm visiting Oahu soon. What AMP has the young ladies? I'm into thick busty Asians but don't mind spinner.

[URL]https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/moiliili-waikiki/22955580.html[/URL]

I sample this one the other day. Saw Yoyo. First off, the pics are not her but she does looks similar. Slightly older than the pictures. She had a very nice figure. Not spinner but not chubby. Very well proportioned and meat in all the right places.

Paid $$ upfront. Used a translator to communicate. Something about $$$ for full hour and good experience. She tried to ask for more but told her that all I brought.

Here's the weird part of my session. After I self showered, I asked her for a towel to dry off. To my surprised, there was no tower and she gave me a roll of paper towel to dry off. I didn't know what to say so I just dried myself off with the paper towel. I don't know if paying $$ only gets you paper towel but that was new to me. LOL.

Anyways, back to the room and did the deed. Standard BBBJ, licking, MISH and finished in DG. Overall service provided was good.

Since there was no towels, decided to get clean with wet wipes and showed when I got home. LOL.

I've been to this place many times and service level and girl quality remained pretty consistent. I wanted to see Pumpkin before leaving but no luck. I would repeat.

[QUOTE=Restless1728;6373103]Young, cute, sexy, exciting, 5-5, 100 lb with all star potential. First day in the business so b patient she is green; but oh so lovely![/QUOTE]Sorry for the confusion, her name is Romi. Standard rates apply.

[QUOTE=Bono888;6374129][URL]https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/moiliili-waikiki/22955580.html[/URL]


Here's the weird part of my session. After I self showered, I asked her for a towel to dry off. To my surprised, there was no tower and she gave me a roll of paper towel to dry off. I didn't know what to say so I just dried myself off with the paper towel. I don't know if paying $$ only gets you paper towel but that was new to me. LOL.[/QUOTE]That happened to me during the previous provider rotation. And I did go for the $$$ option. Kind of left me in a WT_ sort of mind. Thankfully the laundry was done, folded and ready by the time my session was done. Maybe they not moving fast enough on the logistics adjustments given current interests.

In an attempt to switch things up. I decided to check out Adu Spa (near Don Quijote). Lady seemed nice. Ok massage (almost all was on top of a blanket). $60 + standard tip. Strictly legit. Will not repeat. Much better legit massages out there (in addition to extras provided by Macy and Lisa E. Bunny). L-6 A-7 S-3.

[QUOTE=HogBalls69;6378935]In an attempt to switch things up. I decided to check out Adu Spa (near Don Quijote). Lady seemed nice. Ok massage (almost all was on top of a blanket). $60 + standard tip. Strictly legit. Will not repeat. Much better legit massages out there (in addition to extras provided by Macy and Lisa E. Bunny). L-6 A-7 S-3.[/QUOTE]This should be posted in the MT thread. TIA!

Did anyone sample this one? The pictures seems too good to be true.

[URL]https://honolulu.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/salt-lake-area/22958761.html[/URL]

I'm so tempted but seems she only does BBBJCIM no FS and probably will cost $300. She is in Halawa I'm hoping to see her in person soon. Will report via PM / DM if I do get to see her soon.

[QUOTE=Bono888;6389054]Did anyone sample this one? The pictures seems too good to be true.

[URL]https://honolulu.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/salt-lake-area/22958761.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bono888;6389054]Did anyone sample this one? The pictures seems too good to be true.

[URL]https://honolulu.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/salt-lake-area/22958761.html[/URL][/QUOTE]She was pretty close to the pics. She wanted 3 for FS. I only had 2. She agreed to 250. I was only going to spend 2. Her attitude seemed like it might be not much fun, so I walked. Might try atgain, but not sure yet. Let me know if you do.

[QUOTE=GrateFu;6389230]She was pretty close to the pics. She wanted 3 for FS. I only had 2. She agreed to 250. I was only going to spend 2. Her attitude seemed like it might be not much fun, so I walked. Might try atgain, but not sure yet. Let me know if you do.[/QUOTE]I sampled. $$$ She is close to the pics and by far hottest provider I've seen on the island. She's not as into things as her ad suggests. Didn't want me to kiss or daty. Overall I would repeat. Oh yeah and google maps puts the pin on the wrong house. It's the one right next to the main street not down the side road.

[QUOTE=EwaScrub;6389334]I sampled. $$$ She is close to the pics and by far hottest provider I've seen on the island. She's not as into things as her ad suggests. Didn't want me to kiss or daty. Overall I would repeat. Oh yeah and google maps puts the pin on the wrong house. It's the one right next to the main street not down the side road.[/QUOTE]Why would you repeat other than looks? Just curious because you said she wasn't into it, no dfk, no daty, and 3 bills instead of 2. Just curious.

[QUOTE=GrateFu;6390178]Why would you repeat other than looks? Just curious because you said she wasn't into it, no dfk, no daty, and 3 bills instead of 2. Just curious.[/QUOTE]Didn't say she wasn't into it. Just not as into it as her ad implies. I figure $$ is pricing for AMPs which in my experience are all older type women. I'm okay paying extra for someone younger than me. She's spinner type and pretty tight so that was enjoyable.

[QUOTE=EwaScrub;6390309]Didn't say she wasn't into it. Just not as into it as her ad implies. I figure $$ is pricing for AMPs which in my experience are all older type women. I'm okay paying extra for someone younger than me. She's spinner type and pretty tight so that was enjoyable.[/QUOTE]FYI, she does have someone parked outside watching.

Just another mother fucker rip off fucking piece of shit place like any other Thai pussy CNT BTCH place.

If you like to spend $300 and up for a ducking naked HJ with fucking semi-looking CNTS go for it. One looked like a Mahu and the rest weren't so pretty.

For me, stick to the places that makes me happy no upsell know the providers. Ain't worth trying new Thai places. LB and maybe AS is enough. Like the other brother said fuck these Thai places.

If you like paying $170 for less then mediocre massage HJ no touching, upsell to touch ass leg and so on I an lead you the way.

[QUOTE=Ck813;6390852]Just another mother fucker rip off fucking piece of shit place like any other Thai pussy CNT BTCH place.

If you like to spend $300 and up for a ducking naked HJ with fucking semi-looking CNTS go for it. One looked like a Mahu and the rest weren't so pretty.

For me, stick to the places that makes me happy no upsell know the providers. Ain't worth trying new Thai places. LB and maybe AS is enough. Like the other brother said fuck these Thai places.

If you like paying $170 for less then mediocre massage HJ no touching, upsell to touch ass leg and so on I an lead you the way.[/QUOTE]I always pay double if any girl make me happy and I come visit every day. Never worry about price.

I wouldn't pay double but a bit more than usual if the provider made me happy. Many say rose is upsell but maybe I have been seeing her a while so I pay her a little more but not double.

I mean it is TEHO.

Don't go Halawa Heights, I don't know how they make you happy with a naked HJ for $300.

[QUOTE=Caihua;6391497]I always pay double if any girl make me happy and I come visit every day. Never worry about price.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ck813;6390852]Just another mother fucker rip off fucking piece of shit place like any other Thai pussy CNT BTCH place.

If you like to spend $300 and up for a ducking naked HJ with fucking semi-looking CNTS go for it. One looked like a Mahu and the rest weren't so pretty.

For me, stick to the places that makes me happy no upsell know the providers. Ain't worth trying new Thai places. LB and maybe AS is enough. Like the other brother said fuck these Thai places.

If you like paying $170 for less then mediocre massage HJ no touching, upsell to touch ass leg and so on I an lead you the way.[/QUOTE]The young hot one seems to be post op trans. Horrible personality. Had to walk after shelling out based on tranny vibe. Things got weird and just decided its better to leave. "she" seemed very happy to have profited without doing any work whatsoever. That's the only time she smiled. Almost no English just a little. Maybe it was the language barrier but she said come back and pay double. I was like huh? Don't go guys this another Thai tranny scam spot where the customers are marks. The other two there were really ugly.

[QUOTE=GrateFu;6389230]She was pretty close to the pics. She wanted 3 for FS. I only had 2. She agreed to 250. I was only going to spend 2. Her attitude seemed like it might be not much fun, so I walked. Might try atgain, but not sure yet. Let me know if you do.[/QUOTE]When I first saw that ad about half a week ago I texted "her". She was willing to do a late night, but I couldn't get off of work in time for it. I had to pass. She wanted 380. I questioned the rate and it seemed like she was willing to negotiate. Didn't try since I knew I couldn't make the appointment. Not sure if it would've been worth it since the service might've been half assed for the discounted price. Oh well. Just adding info for those that want to try. GL!

[QUOTE=Ck813;6390852]Just another mother fucker rip off fucking piece of shit place like any other Thai pussy CNT BTCH place.

If you like to spend $300 and up for a ducking naked HJ with fucking semi-looking CNTS go for it. One looked like a Mahu and the rest weren't so pretty.

For me, stick to the places that makes me happy no upsell know the providers. Ain't worth trying new Thai places. LB and maybe AS is enough. Like the other brother said fuck these Thai places.

If you like paying $170 for less then mediocre massage HJ no touching, upsell to touch ass leg and so on I an lead you the way.[/QUOTE]What a ****.

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Have a bachelor / grooms party in town this week. In the event our group heads into a MP, what's the process / etiquette for paying the provider? Do we tip before or after the session, and how do we let her know that we (the party, not the groom) will be tipping. Do we just arrange it w / the mama?

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[QUOTE=Keye33;6395365]Have a bachelor / grooms party in town this week. In the event our group heads into a MP, what's the process / etiquette for paying the provider? Do we tip before or after the session, and how do we let her know that we (the party, not the groom) will be tipping. Do we just arrange it w / the mama?[/QUOTE]I think you should check with mama ahead of time about this. They not used to having sudden large parties walk in so they might not even have enough workers unless planned ahead. They'll probably expect payment ahead and tipping after the session.

[QUOTE=BlueMonk;6395372]I texted it to Lulu's personal number. She said she doesn't know Yuri. She never met Yuri. Are You mad at Yuri or Lulu?[/QUOTE]Look at user's post history. It should give you an idea who he / she is obsessed with.

[QUOTE=Money1;6396355]Look at user's post history. It should give you an idea who he / she is obsessed with.[/QUOTE]He also posts under TopLoader and SideKick501, not to be confused with Sidekick501.

[QUOTE=Lknfrpssy;6396360]He also posts under TopLoader and SideKick501, not to be confused with Sidekick501.[/QUOTE]I guess there are people more worse than me. I mean, I already know Lemon doesn't want to see me anymore and I gave up trying. If she wants to see me, it's good, if she doesn't, it's good. Either way is good. If there is anyone hotter than Lemon, PM me please. Much Mahalo.

[QUOTE=Lknfrpssy;6396360]He also posts under TopLoader and SideKick501, not to be confused with Sidekick501.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I was thinking that too. Dunno what's behind his posts.

I saw Jasmine at CC when I was in Honolulu last month. I texted to make an appointment and she was available at the time I proposed. I got there and texted her, she sent me the suite number. I got up to her door and was greeted by a 40-something woman with heavy makeup. Fairly attractive. Offered a shower and I declined, explaining I just showered before coming over. She accepted that. When I was on the table, she asked if I wanted a real massage or just to relax. I opted for a real massage and it was the wrong choice. Too hard and not much skill. Lesson learned there.

Tease was fine, and she had me flip. Told me I had to tip well and she did her thing. If you're visiting her, be prepared for a. 8 house and some negotiation on tip. Opt for the "just relaxing" unless you want your back to hurt enough that you can barely put your shoes on.

Have you ever been locked up? Jail, Prison, Mental institution?

If you haven't don't fuck with it bro! If you have you haven't learned your lesson and believe me many are willing to teach you. Get over it don't even post about it. Enough time has gone by.

Try playing with the Thai's, they will definitely fuck your brain and milk your wallet. Not one single provider is worth your time even if you have billions. They will turn a way to milk you for every penny until the next one comes along. Love and lust is a funny thing, learn to manage them.

Punishment for not learning this game will kill you in the end.

[QUOTE=CoffeeMocha;6396744]I guess there are people more worse than me. I mean, I already know Lemon doesn't want to see me anymore and I gave up trying. If she wants to see me, it's good, if she doesn't, it's good. Either way is good. If there is anyone hotter than Lemon, PM me please. Much Mahalo.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BonJovi;6397134]I saw Jasmine at CC when I was in Honolulu last month. I texted to make an appointment and she was available at the time I proposed. I got there and texted her, she sent me the suite number. I got up to her door and was greeted by a 40-something woman with heavy makeup. Fairly attractive. Offered a shower and I declined, explaining I just showered before coming over. She accepted that. When I was on the table, she asked if I wanted a real massage or just to relax. I opted for a real massage and it was the wrong choice. Too hard and not much skill. Lesson learned there.

Tease was fine, and she had me flip. Told me I had to tip well and she did her thing. If you're visiting her, be prepared for a. 8 house and some negotiation on tip. Opt for the "just relaxing" unless you want your back to hurt enough that you can barely put your shoes on.[/QUOTE]Got an ad? Is this the Chinese Jasmine in CC? Or the Thai Jasmine. Got several out there. The one at Tiffany's was a cutie. Never seen her in awhile.

Anyone check out this place?

[QUOTE=Enona1;6400263]Anyone check out this place?[/QUOTE]This place is No good. I'm shocked this place is still open. Go to the right side of this page click on search thread type golden hands to find out more info.

[QUOTE=Enona1;6400263]Anyone check out this place?[/QUOTE]Its located in back of strip club a Vietnamese AMP. I've been there a couple months ago, the younger ones are in the back and the old hags up front who try to hustle you if you don't have an appointment. So beware, one hag followed me out to my car in the parking lot, but told her not interested. Maybe there's better selections now, but I don't see much recent posting on that AMP.

Hello.

Seem to visiting the island more and more each year. Will be here for next couple of weeks after being here for August of last few years. Looking for recommendations for best places for decent massage and HE minimum. Closer to Ko Olina is better but anywhere is fine. Have been to place upstairs in kind of dumpy strip mall a few times and it was good and a town home in Ewa Beach a couple of time and not consistent but okay. A legit place with extra is fine and wiling to pay more for quality.

Any help would be great. Can exchange info if you are ever in Midwest as well. I do have a few posts on her from last trip as well.

Thanks in advance.

Dave.

[QUOTE=Enona1;6400263]Anyone check out this place?[/QUOTE]What is the address and phone? I can't find anything other than Golden thai. I like old hags with wrinkled hands.

[QUOTE=GuapoMarx;6402119]What is the address and phone? I can't find anything other than Golden thai. I like old hags with wrinkled hands.[/QUOTE]Maybe you'll be lucky if one of those old Vietnamese hags is willing to take off her false teeth and be available for gumming action working your knob like there is no tomorrow?

Has anyone been to this place on Kalakaua? I have driven by and there is no obvious entrance or signage. Most of the building looks abandoned and run down. It's behind the bus stop on Kalakaua heading towards Waikiki just before Makaloa St.

SOS if anyone has experience.

[QUOTE=GuapoMarx;6402119]What is the address and phone? I can't find anything other than Golden thai. I like old hags with wrinkled hands.[/QUOTE][URL]https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/1665-kapiolani-blvd-honolulu/22965611.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Stangman808;6402582][URL]https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/1665-kapiolani-blvd-honolulu/22965611.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Real pictures right?

[QUOTE=Enona1;6402895]Real pictures right?[/QUOTE]Almost all photos in AD's are Fake. Not sure about these. Could be fake.