[QUOTE=HotBoss;5820013]I'm not sure about the accuracy of the bar graph, but Google Maps does say that the average visit is 45 minutes. I'm kind of impressed.[/QUOTE]The Google Maps folks could get that information by reading this forum. LOL.
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[QUOTE=HotBoss;5820013]I'm not sure about the accuracy of the bar graph, but Google Maps does say that the average visit is 45 minutes. I'm kind of impressed.[/QUOTE]The Google Maps folks could get that information by reading this forum. LOL.
-AG.
[QUOTE=Brasky;5818429]Yes, I would suggest it's safe to say things are back to normal, minus losing Han River. A couple of the busted, and closed, shops have reopened with limited reviews. The Big 3 remain solid. Eve's is worth an honorable mention for inclusion to the top high end shops. Also, several quality 2nd tier shops like VIP 66 and Body Temple. One note, Hillsborough Co does not have TS, stand alone solo shower only. Pinellas does have TS, but not as wild as Orlando. Check the reviews or PM a senior monger for additional info. Cheers![/QUOTE]Agree with Brasky's comments. LEO is virtually non-existent now due to other competing priorities (Spring Break) for March and April timeframe. HR bust in October 2021 was all about a big bust (Robert Smith owning mult AMPs in Tampa / St Pete areas) and information operations sensationalism through local media to have an impact in this area. You're challenge will be to schedule an appointment anytime soon with Soda as she is very well known (GOAT) amongst many mongers in Tampa / St Pete areas over the past 20 yrs. Still on the menu. BBBJ, CIM, K9, 69, GFE with lots of good visuals (fake DD tits). She flip flops amongst two locations. Soda will be at PT in Pinellas Park until June then vacay then go to Yoshiko in Tampa from August through November. Happy mongering!
I have never done a massage parlor visit before and I was wondering if the regulars could help me out, by quoting this or sending me a message.
My main questions are, how much would I have to have on me to have a really good time? What is the best place to visit? Who should I ask for? And do I have to set up an appointment? This is my greatest fantasy, best advice please!
[QUOTE=MongerOn1961;5819623]I'm jealous but I have to recommend to be very careful. Realize that it's just a business for them and she is literally working her ass off to provide for her present and future plans and possibly taking care of her family (here and / or overseas). Once she and or momasan realizes she's getting too close to you, she'll pull away and cut it off with you. Hopefully I'm wrong and you continue to have exceptional experiences. My recommendation is to start looking immediately for another provider that you connect with as a contingency plan in the event that I'm right. Happy mongering![/QUOTE]Dude we're just having fun we're not getting married! I am very aware of the "Dos" and "Don'ts" in the AMP world so I really don't need any "recommendations ". I appreciate your concern but I'm good. I will tell you this much, I will NEVER post a detailed post like this again. People jump to conclusions and blow it completely out of proportion. I was simply trying to share an incredible experience, which is what this forum is about, but it is obvious to be that some people on here don't see it that way.
Can someone DM me the location of MM? I really want to check out Mocha. She seems to be a crowd favorite. The location I Googled has never heard of her. Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=MongerOn1961;5820147]Unfortunately it's just a business to them and treating customers fairly doesn't always occur even when you speak directly with the provider and or Momasan. What really sucks is when you bring it to both of their attention and they just ignore you and don't respond to your complaint / make it right next time. My recommendation is to move on and look for another AMP and provider in the area. Possibly return to this AMP and provider in next 6-12 months but if it happens again, sign them off. Hope this helps and happy mongering![/QUOTE]Agree with MongerOn. It's the fact that you requested Mocha, whereas in their minds all of the providers are equally as great. From that point I decided this hobby is not for me.
Was needing a dream so took a trip to MM. Got there after 10 worried they wouldn't see me since the "close" at 10:30. Was told its 11:30 so gave my donation. No wait at all as went to room and in came in a very nice looking lady. Spinner with very nice top, almost anime style eyes and smile. TS was nice with the typical body slide, TUMA and BBBJ. She loved to kiss and seemed to want DATY where she "had an O". After the TS she wanted more DATY so laid down and I went in. Clean and nice, but a natural Bush. More BBBJ after she had an O on with cover then into doggy, mish then she climbed on where I had my fun. DIrty talk throughout calling me "daddy" (which I find wierd).
I was guessing it was Jun Jun from her perkiness but she said she was Gina and had just started the day before. Bra made her man-mades look better (C cup) but she is more of a large B (nice big areola).
I reccomend her. I know some of my YMMV visits are more due to my own expectations and needs at the time then with the provider.
[QUOTE=HotBoss;5820013]I'm not sure about the accuracy of the bar graph, but Google Maps does say that the average visit is 45 minutes. I'm kind of impressed.[/QUOTE]That's exactly how they know. Your phone is telling Google where you are. Same way Google Maps knows there's traffic jams on the freeway. Phones are tracked. Big Brother IS watching. And listening. I was talking with my son face to face conversation at his house about maybe buying a diesel Ford pickup. My SO was in the room. The next day, she was getting adverts from the Ford dealer 2 miles from my son's place.
SIRI is also notable for having her ears wide open.
Goto MM. $200 45 minutes 1 girl.
Other good spots. 200 for hh 240 for hr. One girl.
NDS.
King.
Of course it's all a dream.
[QUOTE=TCSays1990;5820294]I have never done a massage parlor visit before and I was wondering if the regulars could help me out, by quoting this or sending me a message.
My main questions are, how much would I have to have on me to have a really good time? What is the best place to visit? Who should I ask for? And do I have to set up an appointment? This is my greatest fantasy, best advice please![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Batman6969;5820467]Dude we're just having fun we're not getting married! I am very aware of the "Dos" and "Don'ts" in the AMP world so I really don't need any "recommendations ". I appreciate your concern but I'm good. I will tell you this much, I will NEVER post a detailed post like this again. People jump to conclusions and blow it completely out of proportion. I was simply trying to share an incredible experience, which is what this forum is about, but it is obvious to be that some people on here don't see it that way.[/QUOTE]I read your original post and understood it completely. I think most on this forum also understood. You're a senior member so just write what you want in your reviews (within guidelines). Hopefully we all enjoy similar experiences now and then. I would bet that Kiko likes reading reviews like yours. $$ well spent!
It's good that we can share great experiences and not just complain about the bad ones. It's kind of funny that the guy trying to give you advice has 22 posts as compared to you at 200 plus.
[QUOTE=HotBoss;5821316]I read your original post and understood it completely. I think most on this forum also understood. You're a senior member so just write what you want in your reviews (within guidelines). Hopefully we all enjoy similar experiences now and then. I would bet that Kiko likes reading reviews like yours. $$ well spent!
It's good that we can share great experiences and not just complain about the bad ones. [b][u]It's kind of funny[/u][/b] that the guy trying to give you advice has 22 posts as compared to you at 200 plus.[/QUOTE]I know I was laughing! Sorta reminded me of my 7th Grade Basketball Coach giving "pointers" to Michael Jordan or Lebron James (that's right Batman... YOU are the Michael Jordan of mongers in this analogy! LOL!).
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Made my pilgrimage to Milk this week and got there maybe 15 to 20 minutes after they opened. Gave my donation and Kiko takes me to room 5 . . . Strange, but I always seem to get that room. Anyway, asked for Mocha or Kiki and neither were available. Kiko offered Sophia, but I wanted someone that I had not seen before, so she then offered Jun Jun to which I agreed. Kiko was nice during this process and did not get impatient or pissy, but just wanted to make sure I was happy. Anyway, had a great time and would definitely recommend Jun Jun. On the way out Kiko asked me how it went with JunJun and when I replied "great" she said "I told you I would take care of you". She was looking good wearing a tight blue mini dress and all I could think of was "I would like that". She didn't respond and just gave me a look. LOL. Wishful thinking.
Gator.
In town looking for some green plants.
I'm thinking of driving to Orlando just to enjoy my new wheels. Figure I should at least take the advantage of a massage right? I've been to MM once and had Baby which was amazing but I'm interested in seeing what all the talk is about at King and for the Greek. They're approximately the same distance for me and extra cash doesn't bother me. I'm basically saying I'm going to King, but reading reports it seems MM may be offering more lately and have a few new outstanding girls so thinking you guys will change my mind.
Any intel on the massage place on Bumby?
[QUOTE=PrettyBoyFL;5820691]Can someone DM me the location of MM? I really want to check out Mocha. She seems to be a crowd favorite. The location I Googled has never heard of her. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Google had me stopping a block or two earlier than I needed to. There's two other AMPs there that don't seem to be of the same caliber. Anyway, Mocha was off yesterday, but Kiki filled in nicely. Great recommendation, gentlemen. I now have a good rotation of spots to visit.
[QUOTE=Batman6969;5818095]Made my weekly trip to MM and once again I chose Kiki. I just can't seem to get enough of this girl mostly because of our chemistry. I know what she likes, she knows what I like so we always have great times together. Today I told her that I would be her slave and she could do to me whatever her little heart desired. And let me tell you she was all in. Started in the TS where she was grinding her pussy on my cock and then she slid herself up and lowered that sweet snatch on my mouth. Wasn't long and she was cumming hard. After a few minutes she started in with one of her incredible BJs and before I knew it I was feeding her breakfast. Got dried off went to the room and she had me lay on my back again. Crawled on top of me and started with some more BJ to get me at attention again and once again she started grinding her pushy on my cock again until she made herself cum for a second time. She sat back on my face again and I was burying my tongue in her pussy until she came again for a third time. After she composed herself for a minute I asked her "what would you like me to do now my dear?" She I want you to make me cum AGAIN! So she laid back on the table with her legs spread playing with herself. I watched this for a few minutes and went over to her and started eating her out again until she came a fourth time. I stood up threw on the cover and I was fucking her like there was no tomorrow. I'm sure everyone in there heard us and that's when she started arching her back and started yelling "I cum, I cum" I pulled off the cover and shot my wad right in her belly button. She sat up and said "I have never cum that many times before, you are Superman!" I'm thinking that may have been a record for me too. Kiki knew what she wanted and she made damn sure that before I left she was going to get it. She did!![/QUOTE]She's next on my list. Hard to find an AMP Gal that will take care of her own "needs". What time of day was this? I know women can cum multiple times but would think they limit that while at work because of the energy used with X number of rounds per day. Even I have limits. Hahaha.
Hotluck54.
Massage: 8.
Service: 8.
Looks: 8 looks like one of the Brazilian escorts but she is (Columbian).
First experience at a LMP if that is what it's considered only negative they were not as discreet as normal AMP. I seen 3 fellow mongers after 10 pm.
Would definitely go back.
[QUOTE=DrWilly;5821336]I know I was laughing! Sorta reminded me of my 7th Grade Basketball Coach giving "pointers" to Michael Jordan or Lebron James (that's right Batman... YOU are the Michael Jordan of mongers in this analogy! LOL!).[/QUOTE]I don't know about all that. I'm just like everyone else, just trying to have a good time. The fact the Kiki and I have hit it off so well just makes our sessions that much more enjoyable. I think the most important thing I have observed since I started in this hobby is if you are a gentleman and treat these girls with respect the rewards will come. Patience is everything.
[QUOTE=JamesWoods68;5821531]I'm thinking of driving to Orlando just to enjoy my new wheels. Figure I should at least take the advantage of a massage right? I've been to MM once and had Baby which was amazing but I'm interested in seeing what all the talk is about at King and for the Greek. They're approximately the same distance for me and extra cash doesn't bother me. I'm basically saying I'm going to King, but reading reports it seems MM may be offering more lately and have a few new outstanding girls so thinking you guys will change my mind.[/QUOTE]Ended up at King with JoJo. Led right to room, hand over $ and the games began. Business as usual just like MM without the wait. A few minutes after putting it in I was done. Had time for regular massage, then out the door to Japanese restaurant and World of Beer. Glad I made the trip.
Had another opportunity to stop in and couldn't resist.
Ruby still away so I went with Susan. Sexy body, but not quite a spinner.
8 house fee and 1. 6 for tip. Place was busy (10:00 morning) so I skipped the TS and got right into some dfk, BBBJ, 69, then onto.
Some sweet daty. Moved onto mish, doggy, back to mish on the edge of the table. Finished with 69, real nice time. I'd repeat with her, but, as on my prior visit, I felt a little rushed, stayed for 45 minutes not the hour I paid for. She also recommended Monica for more menu items Hmm? Stay safe.
I just move here from orlando.
Any recommendation in Kissimmee /192/ Disney area. Prefer places like NDS / milk, but I am okay to try something new.
I am new to Orlando, very busy at the International site and not on the US.
Thanks, SUN.
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Back in Orlando for work, only had time for 1 visit on my first day in town. Decided to drive to MM vs going down the st to NDS. I've never had a bad experience at NDS but I feel the girls are better overall at Milk. Both looks and looking to please you. I'm never picky when I go as I've always left happy, so I sat down and waited 5 minutes for Sophia (FYI it was not packed, just usual traffic around 3 pm on a Monday). I've had Sophia before and I had a great time. I've seen some reviews on here about here just being OK and not anything special which I've always thought was strange after my experience with her late last year. I have to admit, she's put on a few pounds and did not seem to be as pretty as I remember. It's not that she's ugly, I think she's got a pretty face, but she may have gotten a little too comfortable. This did not ruin my experience by any means, she was still a great performer. Everything was on point like usual. Not going to get into the details as everybody knows the routine if you've been to MM, just wanted to provide an update. Overall still a great experience and had a great time. I may request one of the girls I haven't had yet the next time I go. Just don't want to wait around when I'm there. Stay safe all.
Anybody been recently and can give a description of the lineup? I'm planning to go to either there or MM tomorrow. Please & Thank You.
[QUOTE=SosaTheShadow;5823085]Anybody been recently and can give a description of the lineup? I'm planning to go to either there or MM tomorrow. Please & Thank You.[/QUOTE]Lisa typical Colombia ok massage ok finish not into it.
Catalina fat and overweight I would stay away.
Kristal Venezuelan nice ass no massage ok oral super shy puts hot towel on your face she don't want to look at you whiles she rides you very strange. LOL.
I'd go to MM service amazing. But bo is nice to look at just will be disappointed in service.
[QUOTE=LovesToDream13;5823103]Lisa typical Colombia ok massage ok finish not into it.
Catalina fat and overweight I would stay away.
Kristal Venezuelan nice ass no massage ok oral super shy puts hot towel on your face she don't want to look at you whiles she rides you very strange. LOL.
I'd go to MM service amazing. But bo is nice to look at just will be disappointed in service.[/QUOTE]Not going to lie but Catalina interest me. I never had a thick provider before. Is she really "fat" or are you exaggerating? Any pornstar comparisons?
Stopped by the massage parlor on Orange Ave just south of Holden for a second time in a week.
There is a new girl there named Bonnie. Probably in her 40's fairly nice body and cute face.
Super massage and open to extras. She has GPS so be warned.
First trip was OK but second trip was better. I only opted for a HE and it was not rushed.
7 plus. 4.
Be safe and have fun.
YM.
[QUOTE=YoungMan49;5823248]Stopped by the massage parlor on Orange Ave just south of Holden for a second time in a week.
There is a new girl there named Bonnie. Probably in her 40's fairly nice body and cute face.
Super massage and open to extras. She has GPS so be warned.
First trip was OK but second trip was better. I only opted for a HE and it was not rushed..[/QUOTE]Sorry, what is GPS?
I thought she said Bunny, but maybe you're right. Stopped in there last week and Ruby told me to try the new girl. She gave a decent massage with a bit of teasing for 15 minutes or so and then abruptly asked for the flip and immediately asked me if I wanted to play. She asked what I wanted and I replied with "everything" even though I didn't come prepared with enough of a tip, not expecting full service. She asked how much I'd tip. Told her I only had around $ on me (before you get worked up, I don't tip that much for standard just happened to have it on me). Surprisingly, she only put up very minor / brief objection saying "next time, bring more". I was really looking forward to the session mainly because she had great looking tits. They actually felt really hard underneath so didn't really do anything for me. She rushed through a CBJ for a minute or 2 and then insisted on mish, refusing to do CG. Never really got to get in a full stroke since she kept clenching up and blocking me from getting too deep. K9 was even worse and after a minute or 2 she actually rolled over and basically ended the FS session. She gave the HJ motion which I was fine with because the FS wasn't enjoyable. And for the tip I wasn't going to complain. She jacked away for a few minutes and was finally able to pop. I'll go back for Ruby but won't be seeing Bunny / Bonnie again.
[QUOTE=YoungMan49;5823248]Stopped by the massage parlor on Orange Ave just south of Holden for a second time in a week.
There is a new girl there named Bonnie. Probably in her 40's fairly nice body and cute face.
Super massage and open to extras. She has GPS so be warned.
First trip was OK but second trip was better. I only opted for a HE and it was not rushed.
7 plus. 4.
Be safe and have fun..[/QUOTE]
Being no full service guy I stopped in Sakura yesterday to check it out.
Emily was fairly attractive.
The good part of the report stops there. The half hour massage was 12 minutes followed by a jackhammer that could not be slowed.
Worse after a disappointing performance the Bengi wasn't a enough (60 + 40) and a hard push was made for 40 more!
This will be a one time stop and no return.
Any HJ recommendations along 192 or near kirkman would always be appreciated.
Had a dream during lunch today. Wanted to try a new spot out (new for me anyways). Parking lot was full, but you never know how busy a place can be right?
At the window, a Korean lady named Susan came up. She's maybe 5'5" B cup (not perky, but rather saggy) somewhat fit, but was wearing too much clothes to really tell. Fairly petite, and not much of an ass.
Wearing a mask and wore the mask for the entire visit. Went back to the room where I waited for 15 minutes before she came back. She opened the door and said table shower ready. Basic table shower, minimal play. She left twice during the shower. Tried to play OTC, UTC and shut down after she came back each time. She asked mid shower if I had tip $ for play. Yes of course it's in the room with my clothes. She said okay you pay first. At this time, maybe 5 minutes have gone by total with the table shower (very short table shower and she left twice in 5 minutes). We go back into the room I give a tip for the HE, she said lay down and jackhammered till completion with a LOAD of oil. No play, no massage. 5 minute table shower with interruptions, 5 minutes on the massage table. She wipes me off quickly with a towel says okay we're all done. I politely ask for a massage, she said no too busy. Leaves the room, goes into another room. I get dressed and as I start to walk out she says "Come back again, I give you more time next time. We too busy now. Remember I am Susan!" (Strange, she could tell I was disappointed).
Total damage:
60 at the door for "hh" (10 min).
60 for the HE.
Will not return. For now, La La massage will be my go to for a decent massage and HE in East Orlando.
[QUOTE=JP316;5823281]Sorry, what is GPS?[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy Syndrome.
It is a condition where a provider mistakenly believes that their pussy (or access to it) is worth its weight in gold and charges accordingly.
Gps is like inflation right now, its rapidly rising. Be selective!
Stay safe and have fun!
[QUOTE=OrlandoSeeker;5823620]Golden Pussy Syndrome.
It is a condition where a provider mistakenly believes that their pussy (or access to it) is worth its weight in gold and charges accordingly.[/QUOTE]
Very hit or miss here. If they are busy always walk away if you don't want a rush job. I pretty much am convinced that every AMP will rush if there is a line out the door.
Stay safe and have fun!
[QUOTE=GhostVet;5823382]Had a dream during lunch today. Wanted to try a new spot out (new for me anyways). Parking lot was full, but you never know how busy a place can be right?
At the window, a Korean lady named Susan came up. She's maybe 5'5" B cup (not perky, but rather saggy) somewhat fit, but was wearing too much clothes to really tell. Fairly petite, and not much of an ass.
Wearing a mask and wore the mask for the entire visit. Went back to the room where I waited for 15 minutes before she came back. She opened the door and said table shower ready. Basic table shower, minimal play. She left twice during the shower. Tried to play OTC, UTC and shut down after she came back each time. She asked mid shower if I had tip $ for play. Yes of course it's in the room with my clothes. She said okay you pay first. At this time, maybe 5 minutes have gone by total with the table shower (very short table shower and she left twice in 5 minutes). We go back into the room I give a tip for the HE, she said lay down and jackhammered till completion with a LOAD of oil. No play, no massage. 5 minute table shower with interruptions, 5 minutes on the massage table. She wipes me off quickly with a towel says okay we're all done. I politely ask for a massage, she said no too busy. Leaves the room, goes into another room. I get dressed and as I start to walk out she says "Come back again, I give you more time next time. We too busy now. Remember I am Susan!" (Strange, she could tell I was disappointed).
Total damage:
60 at the door for "hh" (10 min).
60 for the HE.
Will not return. For now, La La massage will be my go to for a decent massage and HE in East Orlando.[/QUOTE]
I have been to several AMP in the Orlando area. Most have been $60 to enter. I've only gotten a HJ on my visits.
I actually only had my first visit last year, and wasn't even expecting anything at all, in fact I really knew nothing about what would happen. I was getting a good massage when she started playing, and asked me if it was okay. Well, it was okay, thus started my journey back to AMPs. LOL. She asked for $40 and I was like well, $20. No, No. I then offered $40 and she accepted. I went back a week later and this time gave her $60 because she gave a great massage and played for a long time. She actually called me a couple of times after I had left Orlando, wanting me to come back.
This year I went to the same place, but I was ready this time. I am a cheap SOB, so I didn't want to spend too much. $60 to get in again, but I asked how much FS was. She said $120, but cheap ass me said no, and took a HJ for $50. Stupid move on my part, but it is what it is. I went back 2 weeks later, and had someone new. $60 to get in, and $50 for HJ. No FS for her.
I went to the Destin area a couple weeks later and went to the AMPs there. First place was $70 to get in, but $$ for FS, and they were asking $ for a HJ. No way for tight ass me. I offered $60 and she accepted. Poor massage and poor HJ for sure. She didn't eve hardly clean me off. Next place as $60 to enter, but again $ for HJ, and $$ for FS. I offered $70 and she took me up on it. She did a much better job than the last girl, but nothing special.
So, my question what is the going rate? Is it different in Orlando than in the beach town?
I agree completely. Hard to tell as the plaza has so much in it. When I walked in, I had no idea. She didn't even go to the peeking window, she just opened the side door and said come in, for how long? Waiting for the massage to start should have been my first clue. I couldn't hear any mongering in the hallway leading into the room, but I also didn't see any other girls.
I think she was playing mamasan, and masseuse. She carried a tablet with her into the room.
By the time I realized what I was getting into, it seemed to be too late.
Spending hard earned mongering money is hard to come by for some of us! Hit or miss sucks. Hope sharing this helps others looking for a hit every time!
[QUOTE=Bjceb;5823664]Very hit or miss here. If they are busy always walk away if you don't want a rush job. I pretty much am convinced that every AMP will rush if there is a line out the door.
Stay safe and have fun![/QUOTE]
Thanks for the review. Drive by this place regularly but figured it was average. Good to know we're not missing anything.
[QUOTE=GhostVet;5823742]I agree completely. Hard to tell as the plaza has so much in it. When I walked in, I had no idea. She didn't even go to the peeking window, she just opened the side door and said come in, for how long? Waiting for the massage to start should have been my first clue. I couldn't hear any mongering in the hallway leading into the room, but I also didn't see any other girls.
I think she was playing mamasan, and masseuse. She carried a tablet with her into the room.
By the time I realized what I was getting into, it seemed to be too late.
Spending hard earned mongering money is hard to come by for some of us! Hit or miss sucks. Hope sharing this helps others looking for a hit every time![/QUOTE]