Massage Parlor Reports

Hey all, first time posting a report here.

I've been itching to try an AMP for a while. Usually go with BP providers reviewed on the oThER site. I did get a massage at an AMP on broadway or clark quite few years ago, with a nice massage and table shower, but I had no idea how to make anything else happen. Had never been with any provider at that point. Now I can't remember the name of the place or exactly where it was, so I can't find it again (which I could).

So I've been snooping on here and read about Moon. Tonight I dreamt I visited. . 65 got me in the door for 1 hour. Cute petite little Chinese girl, I did not get the name, with some artwork on both shoulders showed up. Since I had never been, and I wanted it to be clear what I wanted, I left a few 20's folded up with a rubber in them, with just the corner showing, on the chair next to my pants pocket.

She started to give me my massage, and after about 5 minutes she must have noticed what I left out, turned on the lights and asked me to put that in my pocket because she "doesn't' want any trouble".

Damn, wrong move.

So the massage goes on, most of it was just OK. I'm comparing to legit massages from american and EU chicks, so maybe the AMP thing is just different. But she didn't even touch my IT band.

She DID eventually take off her shoes and walk / bounce on my back, which was pretty awesome. There were some sensual aspects, which don't exist from legit EU / American massages, but not many.

At 45 min she asked if I wanted a shower. Of course I do! She started the shower with me on my back, then on the flip she ran her hand across my junk, which was rock hard, I reacted with an intake of breath and she smiled. And then she repeated. Another smile, and a slight raise of the eye brows saying "should I? I nodded yes. She made the sign for money by rubbing her finger two fingers and her thump, and the pointed in the direction of the room. I nodded yes.

She did a nice job. I signaled for a BJ, she said no, same for taking off her shirt. But she got the job done and I enjoyed it.

When we got back to the room, I handed her. 4 and asked if that was enough. She said "1 more". So total damage was. 65 cover and. 6 for the HE / tip.

You asked HER if the tip was enough? Would you have coughed up $80 or $100 if she'd asked for it? You don't leave money out before, and you don't ask if the tip is enough. No wonder the AMP experience is no longer an experience, but a crapshoot. Emphasis on crap.

[QUOTE=CougarBait;2838014]Hey all, first time posting a report here.

I've been itching to try an AMP for a while. Usually go with BP providers reviewed on the oThER site. I did get a massage at an AMP on broadway or clark quite few years ago, with a nice massage and table shower, but I had no idea how to make anything else happen. Had never been with any provider at that point. Now I can't remember the name of the place or exactly where it was, so I can't find it again (which I could).

So I've been snooping on here and read about Moon. Tonight I dreamt I visited. . 65 got me in the door for 1 hour. Cute petite little Chinese girl, I did not get the name, with some artwork on both shoulders showed up. Since I had never been, and I wanted it to be clear what I wanted, I left a few 20's folded up with a rubber in them, with just the corner showing, on the chair next to my pants pocket.

She started to give me my massage, and after about 5 minutes she must have noticed what I left out, turned on the lights and asked me to put that in my pocket because she "doesn't' want any trouble".

Damn, wrong move.

So the massage goes on, most of it was just OK. I'm comparing to legit massages from american and EU chicks, so maybe the AMP thing is just different. But she didn't even touch my IT band.

She DID eventually take off her shoes and walk / bounce on my back, which was pretty awesome. There were some sensual aspects, which don't exist from legit EU / American massages, but not many.

At 45 min she asked if I wanted a shower. Of course I do! She started the shower with me on my back, then on the flip she ran her hand across my junk, which was rock hard, I reacted with an intake of breath and she smiled. And then she repeated. Another smile, and a slight raise of the eye brows saying "should I? I nodded yes. She made the sign for money by rubbing her finger two fingers and her thump, and the pointed in the direction of the room. I nodded yes.

She did a nice job. I signaled for a BJ, she said no, same for taking off her shirt. But she got the job done and I enjoyed it.

When we got back to the room, I handed her. 4 and asked if that was enough. She said "1 more". So total damage was. 65 cover and. 6 for the HE / tip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WhiteRookDown;2838112]You asked HER if the tip was enough? Would you have coughed up $80 or $100 if she'd asked for it? You don't leave money out before, and you don't ask if the tip is enough. No wonder the AMP experience is no longer an experience, but a crapshoot. Emphasis on crap.[/QUOTE]Meh, its a rookie mistake. I've over tipped for mediocre service earlier in my mongering career as well.

I have gotten an hour before. For $20 more it's definitely more relaxing / massage time. Ruby used to give multiple pops with an hour.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;2836870]Another visit at lux. Above average looks and very good attitude. I'm not sure if its worth staying for an hour though.

Anyone else tried for an hour? Not a big fan of TS. What else would be different??[/QUOTE]

Is this place still around? Had a great time there but before I wanted to make the drive there wanted to make sure it's still the same.

I don't know Amanda, but a few years ago I had a really great experience with a latina named Christina at Oki Doki. She was fantastic.

[QUOTE=CraigGerton;2837327]Anybody know where the Latina at Oki Doki went, think it was Amanda.

Also wondering if Lily from Tpro is still around of left.

PM me if you know.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CougarBait;2838014]Hey all, first time posting a report here..[/QUOTE]Good details, et al. As far as what you tipped, tip the lady what you feel like. Kim Kardashian can't break the internet and you giving up an extra $20 has not affect on the level of service the next monger receives, inlcuding those mongers who swipe the tip after the deed is done and the girl leaves the room, you know you are.

If you like the lady and the service, try and return soon and offer to massage her, it's a great passive / aggressive way to get her naked.

Wired.

Was that FS msog?

[QUOTE=JohnBill1232;2838573]I have gotten an hour before. For $20 more it's definitely more relaxing / massage time. Ruby used to give multiple pops with an hour.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyRob;2839457]Was that FS msog?[/QUOTE]Look at abbreviations on top of the page. Thats where I found it. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;2839381]Good details, et al. As far as what you tipped, tip the lady what you feel like. Kim Kardashian can't break the internet and you giving up an extra $20 has not affect on the level of service the next monger receives, including those mongers who swipe the tip after the deed is done and the girl leaves the room, you know you are.

If you like the lady and the service, try and return soon and offer to massage her, it's a great passive / aggressive way to get her naked.

Wired.[/QUOTE]Thank you. I don't think it was excessive. Maybe more than what others tip, but I wan't to be able to go back in there and be on good terms. Also compare it to individual services: massage was worth. 65 + . 20 tip so I paid. 4 for a hot HJ, from a sexy Asian chick. BP chicks, for. 4 are disgusting and it's not very hot. It makes you feel gross and scared. You have to spend at least $ on BP for something worth while.

[QUOTE=JohnBill1232;2838582]Is this place still around? Had a great time there but before I wanted to make the drive there wanted to make sure it's still the same.[/QUOTE]It's still there as of noon today. At least the neon OPEN sign was flashing. Didn't stop in.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2839842]Look at abbreviations on top of the page. Thats where I found it. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Maybe he isn't a very good shot and even though he gets MSOG the puck never gets in. Bob want's to make sure the stick is in the goal before he shoots again and again and again.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;2514040]Anyone been to Linda's since the reopening? Thinking of heading there next week if it's worth it. Thanks![/QUOTE]What's the quality of massage / girls / services? Been getting tired of not getting too far on Belmont, looking for a change up.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;2842644]What's the quality of massage / girls / services? Been getting tired of not getting too far on Belmont, looking for a change up.[/QUOTE]Linda had a reopening? When were they closed?

BB.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;2843620]Linda had a reopening? When were they closed?

BB.[/QUOTE]Not really sure, I was quoting the last time Linda was brought up on the forums.