Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Wulf2050;5069469]Been in Houliang a couple times and thought I was going to have some extra attention once as the woman sat on my head for a minute. [/QUOTE]That's the good 'ol "pussy walk". It's a tease. Houliang is where I got my first massage but I've only been back there once since starting the hobby. They don't offer anything more than what you experienced even with outcall. JOI is the best you're going to get in B'ham unless you want FS. I'm not sure if the one FS place is even still in business. Other than that, you have to head to ATL. The ATL board seems to always have good reports from a variety of L / C / KAMPS.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;5083328] JOI is the best you're going to get in B'ham unless you want FS.[/QUOTE]I meant DIY and not JOI (Jerk Off Instructional).

Two true blasts from the past that I would love to reconnect with. If anyone has seen or has an update, I would really appreciate a PM. Thank you.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;5083328]That's the good 'ol "pussy walk". It's a tease. Houliang is where I got my first massage but I've only been back there once since starting the hobby. They don't offer anything more than what you experienced even with outcall. JOI is the best you're going to get in B'ham unless you want FS. I'm not sure if the one FS place is even still in business. Other than that, you have to head to ATL. The ATL board seems to always have good reports from a variety of L / C / KAMPS.[/QUOTE]Angel Spa over there by that hobby lobby is more than DIY, not a FS spot (at least not for me), but the provider there will finish the job, reasonable rates as well.

I have not not visited her. Talked to her briefly.

[QUOTE=TideLover;5083108]Had any experience with this one?

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/202788[/URL][/QUOTE]

Believe Charm is completely out of the business. Ran into her at her place of work. She seemed very happy.

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;5086555]Two true blasts from the past that I would love to reconnect with. If anyone has seen or has an update, I would really appreciate a PM. Thank you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CrazyTown;5088056]I have not not visited her. Talked to her briefly.[/QUOTE]I messaged her and said she's in some apartment $$ what was quoted. Trying to figure out if she's associated with that Megan chick. Megan cash and dashed me in Memphis. I see she's back and forth between Bham and Memphis.

Oh I miss the days with Charm and many other choices.

Ohhhh. I do too. There is nothing here at the moment. Or in a long time.

[QUOTE=TideLover;5088594]I messaged her and said she's in some apartment $$ what was quoted. Trying to figure out if she's associated with that Megan chick. Megan cash and dashed me in Memphis. I see she's back and forth between Bham and Memphis.

Oh I miss the days with Charm and many other choices.[/QUOTE]

She is in apartment and has roommate but private room good provider.

[QUOTE=CrazyTown;5088056]I have not not visited her. Talked to her briefly.[/QUOTE]

Texted her awhile back and quoted $200 for massage and handy. Options were dinng at the why, hi, showering and some other lame shit. Prices were $30 to 60 for that. I passed. Not going to shell out 2 bones for a lame ass massage and handy. Plus she looks like meth head when she's not doctoring up her photos.

[QUOTE=TideLover;5083108]Had any experience with this one?

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/202788[/URL][/QUOTE]

I would steer clear of any place associated with the woman that runs this particular establishment. She also runs Lily and Lotus, which got busted and closed down. It's only a matter of time when a bunch of over the hill masseuse's get handcuffed and escorted out the door. Don't be that guy that's there when it does.

[QUOTE=QuietlyQuirky;5087113]Angel Spa over there by that hobby lobby is more than DIY, not a FS spot (at least not for me), but the provider there will finish the job, reasonable rates as well.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Jsollie;5089381]She is in apartment and has roommate but private room good provider[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board! Please tell us more!

[QUOTE=Stratorsux1984;5089473]I would steer clear of any place associated with the woman that runs this particular establishment. She also runs Lily and Lotus, which got busted and closed down. It's only a matter of time when a bunch of over the hill masseuse's get handcuffed and escorted out the door. Don't be that guy that's there when it does.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning, she's generally pretty cautious, at least the few times I've frequented the establishment. That being said, think I'll stick to other avenues. Better safe than sorry!

QQ.

That a wise decision. At times when I've been out running errands, there's a particular vehicle that I have seen parked there and near a few other establishments around. It's no coincidence either, and it's no customer. The thing I never understood about these places is why they never lock the door when they are in session. Especially if there's only one masseuse working. That would at least give them some time to cover you up, or run. Whatever the case may be. There's plenty of places I've been to over the years who do do that. All of the old FS spas around town way back when did that. Didn't really matter because anyone with half a brain knew what went on there. But these places are trying to come off as legit joints and they're not. I was hoping the covid would've shut them all down. I'm not about jerking myself and "teeping" them for doing it. That, to me is where a guy has hit rock bottom and is a complete loser. There's no telling how many I've pissed off over the years because I wouldn't give in to them trying to put oil in my hands. I ask them to do it for me, and they refuse, so at that point I'm done. And then they realize I'm not the normal jackass they see, and they start in on the "massagee was good, right? And when I give them their 60 then they start in on "no teep?" Then they try to convince you that they "get nothing of it, it all goes to the boss", blah, blah. And some have been totally legit joints, covered as you should, and still they start in on the tipping when you leave. I just ask them point blank, "tip for what?" Then they get their backs up and get pissy. And this happens because some pathetic dweeb has give them 40,60 $ for them having the pleasure of watching you jerk off. It's no different than not tipping a waiter or waitress for horrible service. There's no need to leave them $10 for doing a shitty job. They're going to expect that all the time, and still be giving people shitty service.

[QUOTE=QuietlyQuirky;5089822]Thanks for the warning, she's generally pretty cautious, at least the few times I've frequented the establishment. That being said, think I'll stick to other avenues. Better safe than sorry!

QQ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StratorSux1984;5090072]That a wise decision. At times when I've been out running errands, there's a particular vehicle that I have seen parked there and near a few other establishments around. It's no coincidence either, and it's no customer. The thing I never understood about these places is why they never lock the door when they are in session. Especially if there's only one masseuse working. That would at least give them some time to cover you up, or run. Whatever the case may be. There's plenty of places I've been to over the years who do do that. All of the old FS spas around town way back when did that. Didn't really matter because anyone with half a brain knew what went on there. But these places are trying to come off as legit joints and they're not. I was hoping the covid would've shut them all down. I'm not about jerking myself and "teeping" them for doing it. That, to me is where a guy has hit rock bottom and is a complete loser. There's no telling how many I've pissed off over the years because I wouldn't give in to them trying to put oil in my hands. I ask them to do it for me, and they refuse, so at that point I'm done. And then they realize I'm not the normal jackass they see, and they start in on the "massagee was good, right? And when I give them their 60 then they start in on "no teep?" Then they try to convince you that they "get nothing of it, it all goes to the boss", blah, blah. And some have been totally legit joints, covered as you should, and still they start in on the tipping when you leave. I just ask them point blank, "tip for what?" Then they get their backs up and get pissy. And this happens because some pathetic dweeb has give them 40,60 $ for them having the pleasure of watching you jerk off. It's no different than not tipping a waiter or waitress for horrible service. There's no need to leave them $10 for doing a shitty job. They're going to expect that all the time, and still be giving people shitty service.[/QUOTE]That was a little hard to follow, but the provider I visited did leave the door cracked, and had a handy towel closeby to cover quickly as needed. She never pressured or requested any specific tip, and didn't suggest self service. It's why I brought it up when people mentioned there were no non-Self service options in b'ham. Maybe you're talking about a different place / lady, or just had vastly different experiences than I, but in any event, happy mongering.

QQ.

Oh, I know the place you speak of. Hell, everyone does. If someone has been there as long as they've had the doors open, they've gotten a HJ. The same as with any other location that is owned by the same woman who had Lotus at the various locations it was at, and Lily now. That's why places get busted. When girls just grab your hog and take off. And now with all the girls that was at Lotus at Lily, how long do you think it will be before they get led out of there with handcuffs. Or maybe the cops are looking the other way because they're getting freebies. I think they're time is coming though. And I've literally been in every massage place of business around town as far back as 1995. And in various cities in multiple states.

[QUOTE=QuietlyQuirky;5090632]That was a little hard to follow, but the provider I visited did leave the door cracked, and had a handy towel closeby to cover quickly as needed. She never pressured or requested any specific tip, and didn't suggest self service. It's why I brought it up when people mentioned there were no non-Self service options in b'ham. Maybe you're talking about a different place / lady, or just had vastly different experiences than I, but in any event, happy mongering.

QQ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;5086555]Two true blasts from the past that I would love to reconnect with. If anyone has seen or has an update, I would really appreciate a PM. Thank you.[/QUOTE]I have Angie's number, as we are friends, but I don't think she wants it out there.

Reconnected with Charm recently on FB, and she seems clean and happy, so I wouldn't want to the one to try and drag her. Back in.

Where did all the AMP go to advertise and the local girls. RR is mostly out of town providers and high priced.

Tug.

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;5091716]Where did all the AMP go to advertise and the local girls. RR is mostly out of town providers and high priced.

Tug.[/QUOTE]I never paid that much attention to the AMPs ads unless I was out of town looking for a last minute relief. I do.

Sometimes see them on LC and STG.

Most on RR seen fake however I've had the most luck taking chances from it. I've gotten burned or horrible service from ones on STG or LC.

Thinking of trying this out. Has anyone got any input? I didn't see any reports. Thanks.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/bellablu[/URL]

Any feedback on One T massage in Birmingham.

Same woman who's been advertising for years on rub ratings. Been using the same pictures. If I'm mistaken she's been reviewed and its not what it's cracked up to be. For 300 bones she better wash your car and clean out the gutters in addition to what she normally does.

[QUOTE=FloTown;5093551]Thinking of trying this out. Has anyone got any input? I didn't see any reports. Thanks.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/bellablu[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FloTown;5093551]Thinking of trying this out. Has anyone got any input? I didn't see any reports. Thanks.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/bellablu[/URL][/QUOTE]First of all those are some VERY old pictures. It's been quite a while since I saw her but at that time the service wasn't much in my opinion and everything was the big up-sell you can for sure do better at that price. MJ.

[QUOTE=TtownJames;5093837]Any feedback on One T massage in Birmingham.[/QUOTE]Been a long time since I visited any legit AMP around here. They disappeared and the ones left had bad reviews. This is the only one left I believe. That being said I visited about a month ago. Paid door fee. Everything went the same as it used to. Got girl with short hair. Can't remember name. Good English tho. On flip she went for oil a just started HJ no questions asked. I asked if more was allowed. She said yes. Agreed on price, and came back in and got FS with CBJ also. Good time. Went back a couple weeks later hoping for same service. Different girl. Long hair. Massage was great. Upon agreed amount, she came back and didn't perform as girl before. No CBJ, hopped on and laid on top without much effort. So it's hit or miss.

I have found the massage place on Hwy 11 near dog track is a legit massage with HJ. Been several times. May still be a tiny bit oily when you leave but that's a good spot without FS. Good luck.

I see this ad on regular basis, has anyone experienced Angel or Lucy? Please give some detail on here or a PM as what to expect in one of their sessions.

BTW, Deep Roots on 280 is good massage and you'll leave with a big smile! Haven't seen the new girl but the owner is good too and the place is clean!!

Tug.

So I've been a member of this site for a few years normally I just his up SW's or find a few girls on Skipgames. I've never done a message parlor and I was curious what the protocol is? I'm really tired of the his or miss on the streets and some of these "providers" are rude and obnoxious. Any place's y'all recommend in Birmingham or Oxford area where I can get my toes wet. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks guys.

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First, never cover yourself with towel. If she doesn't cover you up, your chances just went up. She may cover to mush around in you for a minute and then remove. That's still a good sign.

While face down, if she touches something you like, let her know subtly. Don't be afraid to jack your are up some for better access.

On the flip, make sure you are sporting wood. If she's been making contact that should be easy, but if not, get your imagination working. Use your judgment on grazing her leg or back, but that can move things in the direction you want. She may point to the captain, and ask if you want that massaged. If not, slowly move her hand towards the target.

I've only been unsuccessful a handful of times, using these methods.

[QUOTE=BKMillz72;5100386]So I've been a member of this site for a few years normally I just his up SW's or find a few girls on Skipgames. I've never done a message parlor and I was curious what the protocol is? I'm really tired of the his or miss on the streets and some of these "providers" are rude and obnoxious. Any place's y'all recommend in Birmingham or Oxford area where I can get my toes wet. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BKMillz72;5100386]So I've been a member of this site for a few years normally I just his up SW's or find a few girls on Skipgames. I've never done a message parlor and I was curious what the protocol is? I'm really tired of the his or miss on the streets and some of these "providers" are rude and obnoxious. Any place's y'all recommend in Birmingham or Oxford area where I can get my toes wet. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]There aren't any places in Birmingham or Oxford where you can "get your toes wet". The main places that were there were all DIY or HJ. Basically she massages you and after you flip, she will offer you a chance to finish on your own or she might ask if you want something else massaged for extra. All of the CAMPs here now don't even offer that. They just give a massage then tell you to get dressed.

Places like One T and the KAMPs in ATL willl pretty much give a piss poor attempt at a massage then ask you what you want, just like any other provider would. It's not that complicated of a deal. They know why you're there most of the time anyway. Especially if you fully undress for the massage.

Decided to tofft. Text set up was a little too easy. Minus the refusal to send verification pic and the long story about pic collectors. Made the trek over to 280. Crickets from the parking lot of the Drury Inn. Don't waster your time like I did.

[URL]https://birmingham.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/outcallrealsquirtercash-onlyl/415932557810[/URL]

Had occasion to visit One T not too long ago. Surprisingly decent massage and pretty good English as well. Open menu, not unreasonable pricing. $. 9 including the. 7 house fee. All in all pleasant experience. So far the best in the area I've been able to find. The proper door isn't on the long side of the building, but on the narrow end.

Very rarely in all my years have I left any encounter with absolutely ZERO regrets about time and money spent, but I left this place this morning feeling that way. Totally satisfied with everything. No details here. Sr members may message me.

1st and only visit, Senior may contact.

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/206389[/URL]

Emily, at Lily Massage off 28X at Chelsea, has taken a sabbatical back to New York, but says she will return. Date unknown. For a time, she was the only girl working there. Not sure if Lily Massage is open presently, or if management has found a replacement.

Been told sabbatical means trip back to China to visit relatives. Sometimes husbands and children. No problem. They have always come back. We have it great in the USA. They know it. After years here they can return with what is a fortune on the Chinese economy. Retire. Live very well.

[QUOTE=KudzuKid;5163060]Emily, at Lily Massage off 28X at Chelsea, has taken a sabbatical back to New York, but says she will return. Date unknown. For a time, she was the only girl working there. Not sure if Lily Massage is open presently, or if management has found a replacement.[/QUOTE]

Patronized Kung Fu for over three years until they suddenly closed shop late last year. Knew the girls by name and we were comfortable. Sometimes took them a bag of biscuits from Hardees if arrived early in the morning. Massage was always great with excellent tease. Always satisfying. Regretted to give them up. Around December took a chance on Lily and became friends with Emily, who, two weeks ago took leave to New York (or China as Vscrtlvr suggested). Emily did excellent work, but after her departure, opted to travel a little further south on 280 to Deep Roots to seek out another "go to" place. The Deep Roots environment is a little more upscale than Lily and seems to be more fully staffed. The lobby and room were tastefully decorated with asian themes (of course! The room was equipped with a heater (I'm older and cold natured). Plus they have warmed, wet towels in the room so the girl doesn't have to leave the room to fetch them. (Kung Fu had those wet towel warming devices which I always consider a plus for those establishments). Music was low key and ranged from "Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong to tunes by Kenny G. (Loved going to Kung Fung but amused they had a single CD playing the same piano selections each visit. Never changed it in three years and knew all the tunes by heart after a while). At Roots, Coco was my massage girl. Even with a mask, you could tell she was kinda cute. About five foot, longish straight black hair, pretty eyes, seemed to be fit, nice figure, maybe 35 to 40. Interestingly, before she started, she spritzed both of my hands with an alcohol sanitizer and rubbed it in. Overall, the massage was quite good. The tease was not quite as exquisite as with the gang at Kung Fu, but it might be because that was my first time meeting her. Very relaxing and ultimately satisfying event and will probably repeat. Opted for 90 minutes. Don't like a rushed session. Hope to get to know Coco better.

[QUOTE=Vscrtlvr;5163496]Been told sabbatical means trip back to China to visit relatives. Sometimes husbands and children. No problem. They have always come back. We have it great in the USA. They know it. After years here they can return with what is a fortune on the Chinese economy. Retire. Live very well.[/QUOTE]I like her new bolt ons. Was planning to stop by and see her this weekend guess I will save my $$.

[QUOTE=KudzuKid;5163060]Emily, at Lily Massage off 28X at Chelsea, has taken a sabbatical back to New York, but says she will return. Date unknown. For a time, she was the only girl working there. Not sure if Lily Massage is open presently, or if management has found a replacement.[/QUOTE]Is this the Emily at Lily in Meadowbrook or is there an Emily at the Lily in Chelsea?