It was only a massage, your honor!
[QUOTE=Satya;1251594]it is not a true sex act and an "HJ" is a massage.[/QUOTE]Try explaining that to LE or the judge. I doubt that they would have the same view as you. The Maryland Code defines "sexual act" as, among other things, an act "that can reasonably be construed to be for sexual arousal or gratification". Yep, sexual arousal or gratification pretty much sums up a HJ and HE to me.
BD
Trip to First on the Left Tues.
Stopped by JH Tues. Afternoon. Tried calling first, phones were going to automated answering message. Tried both numbers I had, nothing. Went to back door and was greeted by M. Just off the boat from China. Regular was off on Tues. And both first floor rooms were in use. Let M. Take me downstairs to small room, where it went downhill from there. Got 15-20 min. Poor rub on back, with reach around. After flip, fair oral exam, and short tug. After she decides that I'm finished, she gets up and leaves room. When she gets back, I tell her that I wasn't done, and that's when the fun started. M. Goes out and gets another girl who has little skill with english, and I explain my predicament. Girls get on same page with me and M goes back to work.
Finish up, and M is very sorry. This episode was like herding cats. I was using all the handsigns and motions I knew, and was getting" deer in the headlights looks". On the good side Lucy is back, and Victoria too. They just weren't there Tuesday.
Oh well, better luck next time.
Be Safe,
GTR
How Do Baltimore-area AMPs Compare to DC?
With the demise of most of DC's AMPs, I've started to look north to Baltimore. From reading this forum, it seems as if the AMP scene is alive & well. I'm curious (as I'm sure a lot of DC AMP fans are) if Baltimore-area AMPs provide the same level of service as we are used to at the other end of I-95. The standard for most DC AMPs has been: house. $.6-$.7 + $ donation. The $ donation generally left you with nothing left to the imagination.
So, for the experienced Baltimore AMP patrons, can we DCers expect the same level of service for about the same donation? Are there only certain AMPs in your area that match the DC experience? It's hard to tell from the public posts, so, please PM if needed. If a Baltimore senior would like more details, please PM me.
Of course, I will post a trip report with the usual constraints.
Thanks & be safe. Max
Asain BodyWork Geln Burnie?
Has anybody checked this out as far as I can tell they opened up in June!
Asain Bodywork.
7437 Baltimore- Annapolis Blvd, Glen Burnie, MD 21061.
410 487 6982
KB Massage. Can not recommend
I know there a lot of positive reviews, but mine is not. I visited Kristy yesterday. I opted for the 1 1/2 hr $140 with $40 upsell for nude. I'm not usually so lucky where I can afford extra time AND $$$ so I wanted to spend it on "Baltimore's Best". Besides, I've been curious for a long time, so I took the plunge.
I'm not going to go into lengthy detail here other than point out the parts I didn't like. For a CMT, it was the worst massage I've ever had. Actually for all the non-CMT's I've had, it was still one of the worst. She spent so much time rubbing my legs that she left my skin raw on the backside of my left knee. The area is all red, and has little bright red spots all over and still stings to the touch. Of the hour and a half she spent easily almost an hour rubbing the back of my legs (mostly my left leg) without much oil and with a lot of pressure. Her stroke would include traveling up my leg, rubbing my scrotum but then always back to the back of my knee. I should've had her stop and at the time I couldn't believe she kept going on and on and on in that one area. I kept thinking she'd mix it up a bit and begin to provide a normal Swedish massage, but she didn't. My fault I guess. She would occasionally come up and give me a nice deep tissue massage in my back and shoulders but then she'd be back down on my leg, rubbing my skin raw again. I didn't realize it'd leave the area so raw and painful, but it did.
Then on the flip and to the HE. A very weird style where she was squeezing and pushing so hard I couldn't feel any pleasure. Eventually when I got hard, she let up a bit but it was still not pleasant. It was weird. Like a jackhammer with pressure. I don't know how else to describe it. I finally, after a long while, did finish and then she squeezed the sh*t out of me.
All in all, it was not enjoyable really, at all. It was horrible. I've got this really raw area on the back of my knee with small red spots that really stings like hell and which I've never experienced before and I had one of the worst HE's of my entire time hobbying (11+ years). I will NOT repeat.