I just don't know what to think
Dear Lexington mongers, I have a report for you. First, I'm from the northern burbs of Chicago. Last time I was in your town was 14 years ago on business, and I took a FS hour at one of your Preston establishments. Two days ago I was passing through on my vacation, and I decided to stop for gas and poo tang. I wanted to try your Healing Gardens, as I was in the mood for something besides Asian. Park in back, first thing I see is a couch thrown out. I ring the doorbell in back, no response. I go to the front, same thing. Peek in the windows, desolation. Go back to my car to check on my phone if I have the address right. On the internet page I see I do have the correct address, and the worlds Closed for Good is displayed. Oh well. Choice no. 2.
When I pulled up in the early afternoon, I saw a Korean woman out the back door throwing something out, wearing shorts and a t-shirt. She looks at me, I wave, she waves and runs inside. Go to the front door, expecting her to be there. She isn't, so I ring the doorbell. "Just a minute!" 3 minutes later the same woman opens the door, but this time wearing a tight fitting dress with cruise missiles poking out in front. She pulls me and and kisses me, just like that. Then she reaches for my boys and gives them a shake. "You want massage?" She's rubbing up against me all the way to my room, takes the money and disappears for a couple of minutes, to get the table shower ready I presume.
The door opens, and she is standing their buck naked. At least I was wearing the towel.
She leads me to the shower room and I lie down, still not believing this. She soaps up my back, washes with her hands, then gets on the table with me and does that Nuru thing. 1 minute of that and she turns me over, same thing. Mind you, not a word has been spoken about tips.
She rinses me off, and herself. She dries me off, hands me the towel and tells me to dry her, and directs my hands to her boobs and crotch.
Back in the room, she immediately lies down on the side of the bed, grabs her thighs and opens wide up, smiling at me. DATY for a few minutes, and I stop to smile at her. She smiles back and then says "You bring money for tip?" My first thought, what if I just say No, what would she do? But I did and said so. I'm not going to do that, although I admit it would have been funny.
I decide to slow things down a bit and ask for a massage. Press, press, press, then she's lying down on me again, rubbing the pointy ones all over me. At this point I have only been in the place for about 15 minutes.
Moving on, I turn over and she immediately gets in the 69 position and puts the cover on with her mouth. And off we go. BJ, cowgirl, doggie kneeling and standing, and then we finished like a old couple in mish.
At this point I was pretty spent and just wanted a minute resting on her. She puts her hands on my shoulders and pushes my chest off, then gets her feet up to my chest and pushed me all the way out, smiling of course.
Clean up, mouth wash. She asks me if I want some massage. Sure, and she gives me a little more of the press, press routine.
I'm getting dress and I was about to give her Chicago standard (for me), but she insists that it is more down here, and she did give me the special shower, so I gave her. 2 more. Water, candy and out I go.
I still can't quite get my head around this, so to speak. I've been to plenty of Korean FS places in Illinois, Indiana and Michigan, and I mentioned the once in your town 14 years ago. But never, ever have I been treated like that. Extras out of this world, with no negotiation, but a ridiculous excuse for a massage and I was out in 40. I mean, even when I see Asian apartment girls in Chicago, they at least make an effort on the massage. And no, I'm not really looking for a real massage, but it is nice to get on before the action begins.
