Massage Parlor Reports

Never knew this existed. Looks like 70/ hr for swedish, 50/ hhr. 80/ hr for deep tissue. Is this place Korean?

[QUOTE=MickSwagger;5579332]8 spa army trail any good?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5579362]Never knew this existed. Looks like 70/ hr for swedish, 50/ hhr. 80/ hr for deep tissue. Is this place Korean?[/QUOTE]Place must be brand new because on Google maps when you look at the photo of the strip mall, this is an empty unit. From the photos posted by the spa and the price structure, it appears to be a Chinese joint. SaintChuck.

Yea I ended up going. You walk in the room and there is a sign saying massage only no extras no happy endings so stop asking, LOL.

I got a petite older lady I'd say in her 50's but she had a mask on the entire time so hard to tell, short dress with tight stockings. Really good massage, she dumped what she called Chinese medicine on my shoulders and dug into my shoulders pretty good. She also put some heated gel thing on the small of my back which felt good too. At the 15 min left mark she asked if I wanted another 30 min which I declined. I removed the towel when I flipped but she put it back. I took the hour for 70. Nice enough lady, name was Cindy, but I don't think I'll repeat.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5581641]Place must be brand new because on Google maps when you look at the photo of the strip mall, this is an empty unit. From the photos posted by the spa and the price structure, it appears to be a Chinese joint. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

Visited the area this weekend, tried looking on skip the games and initially went to lily spa based on lies. No 4 girls working and not young by any definition. Walked in, walked out.

Ended up going to NV on pure dumb luck.

Walked in and the girl was cute, but not sure what to expect, sign in the room says no sex. Girl took the house fee and went out and changed her clothing to something a lot looser, I though this was a good sign, but when I went to rub her ass when she stood at the head of the table she quickly moved away, decided this must be a bad sign so I just decided to enjoyed the massage, she teased the boys while rubbing my ass so I'm confused again. Cleaned off the oil and had me flip.

Upon flip she starts grinding against the table in a teasing manner, so now I'm thinking FS is available.

She asks is I want HE or BJ. I indicated FS and she shook her head no. I decided to go for BJ and she asked how much I tip. I offered $100 and she said not enough, I asked how much and she decided to accept the $100. I'm expecting her to pull out a condom, but instead she got out the Saran Wrap, I'm thinking this is going to suck but then she suddenly strips naked. She cleaned my hands with something so I could get my hands on her pussy. She straddles my big head while sucking my little head. Let's me finger her and got nice and wet. She got me off and allowed me some more playtime before she cleans up, get dressed and does some more massage to finish out my hour.

A great if not confusing time.

Bigstar1.

Well fellas, I had a wild hair and was near Roselle. Took the one for the team at Lings. Massage=meh. Happy end=professional. She knows how to work the little guy. I mean She knows where the sensitive areas are.

Pretty decent if you like granny taking care of you. She did show me her tits. They were looking opposite directions, and at the floor.

When I first got there I was excited to see a young, cute, 20 something that spoke good Engrish.

Bate and switch.

Oh well. Now you don't have to!

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;5617308]Well fellas, I had a wild hair and was near Roselle. Took the one for the team at Lings. Massage=meh. Happy end=professional. She knows how to work the little guy. I mean She knows where the sensitive areas are.

Pretty decent if you like granny taking care of you. She did show me her tits. They were looking opposite directions, and at the floor.

When I first got there I was excited to see a young, cute, 20 something that spoke good Engrish.

Bate and switch.

Oh well. Now you don't have to![/QUOTE]At any MP, always express immediate interest in the one you want rubbing you in the room. Don't leave them to make all the decisions for you. I don't care if I'm already undressed. If the switch comes in and feigns a language problem, I'll give her a very concerned look and point in the direction of where I saw the cutie in waiting. It's your time and money. Don't be afraid to get dressed and take your wallet with you.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;5617308]Well fellas, I had a wild hair and was near Roselle. Took the one for the team at Lings. Massage=meh. Happy end=professional. She knows how to work the little guy. I mean She knows where the sensitive areas are.

Pretty decent if you like granny taking care of you. She did show me her tits. They were looking opposite directions, and at the floor.

When I first got there I was excited to see a young, cute, 20 something that spoke good Engrish.

Bate and switch.

Oh well. Now you don't have to![/QUOTE]". She did show me her tits. They were looking opposite directions, and at the floor. " Hahahaha! Oh man, that line just killed me! Thanks for the laugh!

Stopped by the other day and I drew Kate or Katie. The massage was decent. I left relaxed. She barely allowed any roaming and no more than L1 on the table.

I've seen reports on Rub Maps about Candace at Willow Spa on Army Trail Road. Has anybody seen her? I've been there many times, but never seen a Candace!! Any intel would be helpful! If you would like to PM me that would work as well! Thanks for any information on her.

You may have been fooled by one of the many clowns on RM's who makes shit up. Unfortunately I headed to a spa based on a review there and the lady was not there.

[QUOTE=MakingItHappen;5642025]I've seen reports on Rub Maps about Candace at Willow Spa on Army Trail Road. Has anybody seen her? I've been there many times, but never seen a Candace!! Any intel would be helpful! If you would like to PM me that would work as well! Thanks for any information on her.[/QUOTE]

I took a trip to NV recently also and had the same experience. No more than a saran wrap L2, no matter how much I tried. MT had her nice bald puss in my face and wanted daty, but I just played with it. Surprised they go for that and not CFS, but that seems to be their thing, which I get some are into. Fun, but I prefer a FS option.

[QUOTE=BigStar1;5607039]Visited the area this weekend, tried looking on skip the games and initially went to lily spa based on lies. No 4 girls working and not young by any definition. Walked in, walked out.

Ended up going to NV on pure dumb luck.

Walked in and the girl was cute, but not sure what to expect, sign in the room says no sex. Girl took the house fee and went out and changed her clothing to something a lot looser, I though this was a good sign, but when I went to rub her ass when she stood at the head of the table she quickly moved away, decided this must be a bad sign so I just decided to enjoyed the massage, she teased the boys while rubbing my ass so I'm confused again. Cleaned off the oil and had me flip.

Upon flip she starts grinding against the table in a teasing manner, so now I'm thinking FS is available.

She asks is I want HE or BJ. I indicated FS and she shook her head no. I decided to go for BJ and she asked how much I tip. I offered $100 and she said not enough, I asked how much and she decided to accept the $100. I'm expecting her to pull out a condom, but instead she got out the Saran Wrap, I'm thinking this is going to suck but then she suddenly strips naked. She cleaned my hands with something so I could get my hands on her pussy. She straddles my big head while sucking my little head. Let's me finger her and got nice and wet. She got me off and allowed me some more playtime before she cleans up, get dressed and does some more massage to finish out my hour.

A great if not confusing time.

Bigstar1.[/QUOTE]

This is the second time I have typed this because the website timed out on me the first time and I lost the whole post. I am going to keep it short. I hadn't been to Luna since July because it was going downhill. Twice in the last week I have gone there because my go to place was full / busy. The first time was the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and it was locked and dark inside, no lights on. The second time was yesterday. Greeted by mamasan, limited to 1/2 hour, overpriced, older provider, the place smelled like mold / musty, terrible L2 service, argued about tip even before service, had to pay upfront, rushed service. It was bad. I can speculate about what was going on (I did so in my first attempt at this post, but I am not going to re-do that now), but if you aren't ready for business, tell me and I will understand. But, give me awful service, and I will remember. I really should have walked, but for many reasons it was either going to be there or nowhere yesterday. So, I won't be back there for a long (unless, of course, some good reviews pop up on here).

Not surprising. The last two times I went a few months back, very subpar service and looks and the mms was complaining about me not wearing a mask and she was not wearing one. Both times I declined anything but there was no tip begging or asking to pay upfront. These ladies and the mms could stand to go to charm school.

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;5657855]This is the second time I have typed this because the website timed out on me the first time and I lost the whole post. I am going to keep it short. I hadn't been to Luna since July because it was going downhill. Twice in the last week I have gone there because my go to place was full / busy. The first time was the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and it was locked and dark inside, no lights on. The second time was yesterday. Greeted by mamasan, limited to 1/2 hour, overpriced, older provider, the place smelled like mold / musty, terrible L2 service, argued about tip even before service, had to pay upfront, rushed service. It was bad. I can speculate about what was going on (I did so in my first attempt at this post, but I am not going to re-do that now), but if you aren't ready for business, tell me and I will understand. But, give me awful service, and I will remember. I really should have walked, but for many reasons it was either going to be there or nowhere yesterday. So, I won't be back there for a long (unless, of course, some good reviews pop up on here).[/QUOTE]

Stopped by. Had Sara. She has a great body. TS was great. Back to room and immediately asked what I wanted. Wide open menu. No negotiation. Proceeded. She essentially skipped the massage part entirely. The whole experience was fine but lacking. After she kept telling me I had to come back. Not in any hurry to return.

Hello, mongers.

I have gone exploring some of my local parlors the last several days and have reports to. Report. My favorite provider at Ling's no longer works there (<3 Vivian! So I'm on the lookout for something new and exciting.

First, I visited a place simply called Massage House on Lake near Mill Rd. That neon sign called to me, and I responded. No mms in sight, just an older (50's at least) provider, attractive in her own way sort of deal. Paid the usual house fee and disrobed. She got to work. My god. She got to work and not in a good way. I think she was really trying to break me. Her massage was rough, thorough, and almost clinical. I was in pain and let her know. She laughed a little, took it easy for a minute, then went back to work. Seriously. I think she was a sadist or something. Anyway, no teasing and no touching allowed. Not good signs. But then off to the table shower where I figured special contact was unavoidable. It was, but again she was clinical about it. I thought maybe she needed some encouragement or whatever. You know, like she needed a coach to cheer her on? So I started my own engine. She just looked at me like I was playing some kind of practical joke. Then--with a hilarious amount of attitude--she grabbed the body wash bottle and squirted a ton into my hand and so "go on". Well, it went even further downhill from there. We're back in the room, and now she's actually trying to teach me stretches for my bad back. Like. Thanks, I guess? (Really, thanks, though, my back is real bad.) I tried dropping hints again to what I wanted and she just said "no". Then the language barrier came up again and she said something about next month? I dunno about next month, lady.

A few days after that, I went back to Elite Asian Massage Therapy next to the Medinah Metra station off Irving Park and Medinah / Meacham--except the place is calling itself something else now. Can't remember what. Anyway, the first time I went there was promising. Some thorough L1 with FIV action that ended up with her making a ton of noise. But that was last year, and the provider isn't there anymore (for the record, she was an older Mexican woman). In the couple times I went at the beginning of this year, the 30 something Asian women all encouraged SS. Thanks but no thanks. Last week when I saw they had rebranded themselves, I had hoped to finally revisit L1 territory. Alas, the NEW 30 something Asian lady wouldn't let me near her rear. I could only touch her arm? Hey, I'll work with whatever. Still, she insisted on SS only, so I am definitely not going back.

Fast forward to a couple days ago, I visited Lotus Massage down the street on Irving Park off Roselle Rd. Um. Older 40/50 something provider. She offered to call. Can't remember. Amanda? Be there in five minutes. No thanks. If you have to summon another provider like it's Final Fantasy 7, I'm betting she's not going to be as ready to provide as I'd like her to be. So I left. (For the record, this is the second time that's happened at that place.).

10 minutes later, I roll up to a place that doesn't seem to have a name, but is tucked away on the second level of a strip mall on the southeast corner of Plum Grove Rd and Schaumburg Rd. Another 30 something Asian, somewhat cuter than at Lotus but nowhere near X or MT. She was nice. Standard house rates. Decent massage but a fuckton of oil. Is it possible to tease a tease? She approached the boys but did not cross the border. Lots of getting close but no cigar. On the flip, she made sure the towel adequately covered the spot and continued a decent massage. We reached the end, and she said that was it. I asked if that was really it, no extra, I am a generous human. She said no, that's it and she actually left the room to. I don't know, stare out the front window or something, who knows but she didn't come back into the room. I lay there a minute, gathered my thoughts and got dressed. As I suspected when I left the room, there she was in the front just sort of standing there like I was wasting her time. Feeling like a shithead for some reason, I sheepishly told her the tip was in the room (it was, no lie), and I made the walk of shame back to my car.

So there you have it, friends. Four spas. No dice.

If anyone would be so kind, could they please please point out a spa that has Latino chicks who actually offer extras. Or even AA chicks who offer extras. Hell, I'd even be interested in spas with white chicks who offer extras. I love the Asian places, but I am absolutely dying to dip my toe in other areas.

Thanks.