Strip Club Reports

Having trouble w/ the 2nd step of the stripper rehab program, I ventured out to Dancers on a solo mission to meet another potential new friend recommended to me by a friend. Got there @ 10:30 and ordered an ice cold mug of Amber Bock. This young lady was texting me from the dressing room while I was warding off the encircling plethora of lovely ladies vying for my money and attention. Lots of really cute young girls, some I recognized from BBF. Yes Ilapp, the cute Thai girl WAS for real. Anyhow, but what do my wandering eyes do appear but a beautiful blend of Puerto Rican and Caucasian w/ dreamy eyes plops her lovely arse onto my lap and I knew I was having a serious relapse. We chatted a bit and I partook of the lap dance area. True to form, we both wanted more but their strict no touch policy prevented me from caressing those succulent young breasts. However she did find that riding the "shooter" was excellent in her opinion. Take in in the VIP was offered but after consideration I said no due to the fact that my raincoat was left at home due to the hot weather. Takeout was discussed and then agreed upon but however after arriving home and briefly passing out I had to pass due to a rough day of traveling and the heat. We shall meet again, and soon...........


[QUOTE=Ilapp]Thought about this and really it is only a 2-step program requirement. First admit that you are a stripperholic, that you have a problem you can not conquer and that you need help and then #2 is the really important one to get right, and that is stay the hell out of strip clubs and as far away from strippers as you can, if not you are lost. Simple really[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chill Pill]Having trouble w/ the 2nd step of the stripper rehab program, I ventured out to Dancers on a solo mission to meet another potential new friend recommended to me by a friend. Got there at 10: 30 and ordered an ice cold mug of Amber Bock. This young lady was texting me from the dressing room while I was warding off the encircling plethora of lovely ladies vying for my money and attention. Lots of really cute young girls, some I recognized from BBF. Yes Ilapp, the cute Thai girl WAS for real. Anyhow, but what do my wandering eyes do appear but a beautiful blend of Puerto Rican and Caucasian w/ dreamy eyes plops her lovely arse onto my lap and I knew I was having a serious relapse. We chatted a bit and I partook of the lap dance area. True to form, we both wanted more but their strict no touch policy prevented me from caressing those succulent young breasts. However she did find that riding the "shooter" was excellent in her opinion. Take in in the VIP was offered but after consideration I said no due to the fact that my raincoat was left at home due to the hot weather. Takeout was discussed and then agreed upon but however after arriving home and briefly passing out I had to pass due to a rough day of traveling and the heat. We shall meet again, and soon.[/QUOTE]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?

[QUOTE=Justaguyforu]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?[/QUOTE]

Hmm I'm not sure anybody here realized that. Perhaps skimming the forum and ready the proposed book notes might be helpful.

[QUOTE=Justguessing] Hmm I'm not sure anybody here realized that. [/QUOTE]

Wow, thanks for the clue!

After years experience picking up SWs - and similar intrigues - evidence here now lures me toward dabbling into stripahologic studies.

Strip clubs are a realm I've never really plumbed.

I need to find out if strippers will care for me more [personality wise, that is] than the average girl walking down the street!

[QUOTE=Justaguyforu]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?[/QUOTE]

I made my first post here back in 2006 and have been reading the forum since. This is the funniest post I have ever read hands down!

[QUOTE=Justaguyforu]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?[/QUOTE]

I'll take that under advisement. Thanks for the heads up, buddy.

[QUOTE=Justaguyforu]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?[/QUOTE]When I read that it brought back painful memories of my childhood when I realized it was just a guy in a red suit to whom I was relaying my Christmas list.

Visited Indianapolis recently (Is it okay to call it "Indy"? To me, it's like calling San Francisco "Frisco").

I checked out Patty's and I was reminded of the "good old days" when I visited Rockford, Illinois. The place is a complete dive, but I can deal with that. The women situation was pretty weak. They were pretty unfriendly to a new face. Two women came up to me pretty quickly: "Allie" who was about a 3 on my scale and "Taylor" who was close to being the prettiest woman there, but wasn't very personable. She'd ask to sit with you and then just stare off into the club, saying nothing. Sometime she'd ask a question "what kind of music do you like" but couldn't follow up with anything.

Anyhow, I did the whole dollar tips at the stage and discovered some talent: "Cassie" (a 6) was both friendly and had some skills (she told me she was new there after a couple year break). "Nadia" was both pretty and friendly (an 8), but couldn't be bothered to come visit me, even after I said I wanted a private dance. "Diamond" (a 7) gave EXCELLENT dollar dances but when she wasn't dancing, she was parked on the lap of a regular at the bar. I doubt I could get her off his lap with dynamite.

I got a $20 private dance from Cassie. It was okay. Better than what I'd get in most cities, pretty poor for Indianapolis.

The place had potential (just a little), but I would have appreciated a little more customer service. Girls, if you're complaining loudly about how no one is buying private dances, maybe you should get off the bar stool and talk to the customers.

I would not repeat unless I got the urge while I was driving by. Only worth a repeat if you clicked with someone there.

More about the rest of my trip later. Things took a turn for the better.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Thought about this and really it is only a 2-step program requirement. First admit that you are a stripperholic, that you have a problem you can not conquer and that you need help and then #2 is the really important one to get right, and that is stay the hell out of strip clubs and as far away from strippers as you can, if not you are lost. Simple really[/QUOTE]

The first sign of stripperholic syndrome is: Answering your own posts about strippers.

I think it's time for a beer without naked breasts my friend.

FF

PS. The final sign of the syndrome is: Having sex with a married stripper at her place with your running shoes left on! Unless of course she has freckles.

[QUOTE=Justaguyforu]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?[/QUOTE]

Light bulb on! A personal meeting with Jesus! Realization that one day I may die! I must pay taxes! Life is not always fair! This previously unknown fact about strippers has changed my life. I will, from this point forward, No Longer:

Take money with me to a strip club.
Fall in love with the first stripper who gets my D**K hard.
Believe everything she tells me to be the gospel according to strippers.
Look for love in the VIP or Lap Dance area.
Shell out $$ for her car, food, phone, dead pets, unemployed BF, recreational activities or any other non-worthy items.
Listen to the daily drama.

However if she promises me that she really likes me and wants to meet outside the club and gives me her digits, well the above quote makes no sense to me!

FF

PS. Especially if she will let me lick her freckles!

Stopped by HH last evening and what a dead zone it was. I have not been out on Thursday evenings much but this would give cause to omit Thursday evenings altogether. No ladies to speak of and no patrons either. I had a cigar and a beer and left thinking I should have gone elsewhere, at least for this night. Maybe it is just that the day ladies are friendlier?

[QUOTE=Wisaman]Wow, thanks for the clue!

After years experience picking up SWs - and similar intrigues - evidence here now lures me toward dabbling into stripahologic studies.

Strip clubs are a realm I've never really plumbed.

I need to find out if strippers will care for me more [personality wise, that is] than the average girl walking down the street![/QUOTE]

Well of course they will, relative to the difference in the amount of investment made.

[QUOTE=Justaguyforu]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?[/QUOTE]

Way to bust my balloon brother. Damn, and I always thought it was my sparkling personality along with a certain urban legend that attracted them to me, and thus me to them. Shit, there goes my life long dream of settling down and being able to have stripper drama in my home daily and forever, what will I do now. And I feel so betrayed, because all this time my intentions were pure, but they were after what they could get from me when they knew what a nice guy I am and that there was nothing from them that I was after. Could it be that this was all just a game? Has my life really been that shallow and meaningless?(except of course for the love of my life, and this time not the next ex-MrsIlapp, but MrsIlapp for the rest of time) By the way, before I forget, welcome to the board, and while I have you here, would you have any interest in buying a teddy bear from a girl I know?

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]The first sign of stripperholic syndrome is: Answering your own posts about strippers.

I think it's time for a beer without naked breasts my friend.

FF

PS. The final sign of the syndrome is: Having sex with a married stripper at her place with your running shoes left on! Unless of course she has freckles.[/QUOTE]

I almost made a comment in the post that I thought it was the first time I ever responded to my own post and quote, then thought no big deal, but of course you would notice. And for the record, there might be a few freckles which I guess makes it alright, and she only made me put one shoe back on, along with my underwear and pants around one leg, and my shirt around my shoulders, just so I could get a running head start should I need it. Give me two steps eh? At least the first round went undressed, when it came time for the second one I really didn't mind hitting it ready to roll.

[QUOTE=Justaguyforu]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?[/QUOTE]

Uhm...wow.....

Dude, you need to stop perusing these sites and get your self ready for your last year of high school.....Momma wont be happy with you if she catches you on here....


Ok...on to business. I will be visiting your fair city in the next week and and after RTFF'ing, it seems like BBF and Dancers are the way to go when I get in. If I am missing anything else interesting, please correct me... :D