Massage Parlor Reports

Please don't be offended, and take this in the spirit it is intended.
There has been much talk, pro and con lately, about Prostate massage as well as other rear end attention. Suppose for a moment that we are actually getting the benefit of those ancient space creatures that came to Earth and showed the Inca's, Aztec's, Egyptions, Chinese, and the other Ancient's how to build pyramids, create crop calendars, matematics, and what is now modern science.
If in fact there were visitors from outer space, it would only logical to assume that they passed on the "anal probe" that is so often spoken of in reports of modern day alien abduction. Who Knew?
Tantric Massage has long been using the prostate as a way to stimulate orgasmic contractions, much in the way you get a tingle when the DR. does a finger wag during your annual physical.
I was lucky, in that my late wife and I enjoyed some of the joys obtained by reading the Kama Sutra. Prostate massage was in there also, and as a result I was given many hard "O"s during forplay as a result. So my friends, don't be put off by the 'ole stinkey finger, just think of it as a gift from the ancients.
GTR

[QUOTE=Frank99]Bretheren, I have a question and I could not find an adequate answer by RTFF. Is a prostate massage basically a HJ while the lady puts her finger in your ass or is there something more subtle about it. I have quite mixed feelings about having ANYTHING in my ass but has anyone experienced this?[/QUOTE]I have experienced a BJ while being given prostate massage a long time ago by a girl in a club. It was ecstatic! She also put a small ice cube up my ass which surprised the heck out of me, but which was also in the end, quite enjoyable. So now-a-days whenever getting a BJ from a lady, if I like what she is doing, I'll often ask her to play with my a**. You might think that is nasty, but I find it enjoyable.

Haven't been to the AMP in over a year. I keep hearing rumors that it is closed and sometimes that it is open. If anyone has been recently please pm me and let me know.

[QUOTE=One Man]I have experienced a BJ while being given prostate massage a long time ago by a girl in a club. It was ecstatic! She also put a small ice cube up my ass which surprised the heck out of me, but which was also in the end, quite enjoyable. So now-a-days whenever getting a BJ from a lady, if I like what she is doing, I'll often ask her to play with my a**. You might think that is nasty, but I find it enjoyable.[/QUOTE]

Somehow I would not describe an ice cube shoved up my ass, as you say perhaps inadvertantly, "in the end" enjoyable. But to each his own. I guess a lot of guys have this hang up about any anal play being gay. Of course this is fine, but American culture, macho bullshit and all that you know. But, my guess is that this is why this aproach falls flat with some guys.

I suppose would not mind trying the old finger up the ass with the right lady as long as I have a safe word! God knows I have shoved a hell of a lot more than a finger up her ass from time to time. Guys, thanks for the input.

Frank

Has anybody seen Stephanie. She posts on craiglist. [url]http://www.massagebysp.com[/url]

Also has anybody tried Dolphin yet, I tried going and nobody answered.

[Quote= Dieselboy626]
Hello,
I'm interested in checking out ML so if you don't mind, please provide address or URL as to where I can get more info. Thanks in advance! [/Quote]

This State Police officer is looking for info about ml. This is the third message in the last week from members(zero-2 posts) asking about location and services in amps. I deleted the other messages, but I wanted to expose this one because I'm tired of getting messages from the State Police.

[Quote= Bmore Slim]
ML is closed my good man. That's why no one is reporting on it. I thought I found it a few weeks ago, but it was actually a nail saloon, go figure. Check out Lily Spa in Laurel then give us a report. I also heard that the amps in Philadelphia are great this time of year.[/Quote]

This was my response to his inquiry. The boys must be bored.

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]Has anybody seen Stephanie. She posts on craiglist. [url]http://www.massagebysp.com[/url]

Also has anybody tried Dolphin yet, I tried going and nobody answered.[/QUOTE]

Read her # 5 under FAQ. I think this will answer your question IMHO. Or at least it answers A question.

--Frank

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]Has anybody seen Stephanie. She posts on craiglist. [url]http://www.massagebysp.com[/url]

Also has anybody tried Dolphin yet, I tried going and nobody answered.[/QUOTE]

I have seen Stephanie. Very good massage, all draped, no extra play at all.

Drove by MU and their was a cop car out front.

So, I passed.

I hope it was a false alarm.

Hello everyone,

I'm not affiliated or associated in any way with LE...just PMing some of you for info regarding the services at these places as I'm not from Baltimore. Just go there every other month for a day or two.

Thanks again Bmore for responding.

I have been to a number of AMP's in my career, and I have come away with this burning question. A question that I have asked the girls and they don't understand me. They say, "no understand", and yet the importance of this question has vast ramifications to our visiting AMP's. Whether or not the services are good or not, the answer to this question may in fact effect our entire board. And frankly, no where have I ever seen this question asked. I have RTFF. Searched goggle, yahoo, winkapedia, and I have not come up with an answer. So today I pose this question to my fellow mongers, to fellow board members, to our entire community, disgusting as we are. To the entire world if it cares to join in.

My question centers on a visit just the other day. Sweet pleasant girl she was. Service for me was of course outstanding. And nothing I wanted was left off the table, (except for Alice).

Any way the question. The nice lady comes in, plays with me for a moment or two, we giggle, tease, touch. And then she lean down to the little shelves, and turns on the cd player. OH GOD, SAVE ME,

Who in the AMP industry selects the music?

I do love shaggy dog stories.

Smiling Fox

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]Drove by MU and their was a cop car out front.

So, I passed.

I hope it was a false alarm.[/QUOTE]As do I, BigBlack.

As do I.

I called to schedule an appointment with Danni today. An Oriental woman answered the phone and stated that MU was closed indefinitely. She would not elaborate more. I thought this place was a little under the radar. I know that Big Black stated that he saw a cop car at the location yesterday. You can pm or tell the board. I really want to find out if Danni is okay. She is a good friend of mine, but I do not have any way to contact her. Any help is appreciated. Thankyou.


Propilot-over and out.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]I have been to a number of AMP's in my career, and I have come away with this burning question. A question that I have asked the girls and they don't understand me. They say, "no understand", and yet the importance of this question has vast ramifications to our visiting AMP's. Whether or not the services are good or not, the answer to this question may in fact effect our entire board. And frankly, no where have I ever seen this question asked. I have RTFF. Searched goggle, yahoo, winkapedia, and I have not come up with an answer. So today I pose this question to my fellow mongers, to fellow board members, to our entire community, disgusting as we are. To the entire world if it cares to join in.

My question centers on a visit just the other day. Sweet pleasant girl she was. Service for me was of course outstanding. And nothing I wanted was left off the table, (except for Alice).

Any way the question. The nice lady comes in, plays with me for a moment or two, we giggle, tease, touch. And then she lean down to the little shelves, and turns on the cd player. OH GOD, SAVE ME,

Who in the AMP industry selects the music?

I do love shaggy dog stories.

Smiling Fox[/QUOTE]OMG is a Question I ask Myself every time. If only they would have an old Cd of Air Suppy it would be so much better.

But Way to Funny.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]
Who in the AMP industry selects the music? [/QUOTE]

Haha ... great question! Most of the time, for me, it seems to be either traditional music or a local radio station. I think the #1 priority is to drown out the monger in the next room, then to pick something they think that won't offend us or them (leaves out heavy metal, I'm afraid). Some of the places with better insulation or whatever seem to keep it down, but other places really blast it.