General Reports

Hello Everyone and Happy Turkey Day! I hope this day finds you all happy, healthy, and safe. I am boycotting the Holiday and intend to spend Thurs, Fri, Sat, and Sunday doing as many naughty, pleasurable things as possible. If you care to join me...feel free to get ahold of me...I can certainly give you something to be thankful for, or maybe treat yourself or you and a buddy to your own Christmas gift (one your buddy will surely thank you for!) and I look forward to hopefully catching up with ya guys! Also, I need someone to take some pics of me engaging in my pleasurable activities, or if your looking for company to join you at the Art.. Get ahold of me between now and Sunday 12/1.

And, here's your joke:

One day, little Tommy was walking past his parents room when he saw his mom and dad lying naked on the bed, he heard his dad say "touch my dick" and his mom say "feel my titties." later that day he asked his mom what dick and titties meant. She replied, "Well, dicks and titties are coats and hats.

So, the next day he hears his parents arguing, he heard his mom call his dad a bastard and his dad call his mom a *****. Later that day, he asked his dad what ***** and bastard meant. He replied, "Well, bitches and bastards means ladies and gentlemen.

So, the next day is Thanksgiving, he is in the bathroom watching his dad shave, when his dad slips, cuts himself with the razor and says "Shit!" When Tommy asked his dad what shit meant, he said that it was the brand of shaving cream he was using.

After that, Tommy went down to the kitchen to see his mom. While he was watching her prepare the turkey, she slipped, cut herself with the knife and said, "Fuck!" When Tommy asked his mom what fuck was, she said that it was what she was putting in the turkey.

A few minutes later, the doorbell rang, Tommy's mom asked him to answer the door. When Tommy opened the door, he saw it was the rest of the family. Taking a big breath Tommy prepared to greet them and said, "Hello bitches and bastards! Put your dicks and titties in the closet, dad's upstairs wiping the shit off his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

*Belly Laugh!* Happy Thanksgiving all! L, Stacy.

From today's [I]Hartford Courant[/I]:

[B]Police Arrest 10 Women During Hartford Prostitution Bust.[/B]

HARTFORD — Ten city women were arrested and charged with prostitution after an undercover operation by police Tuesday.

After receiving complaints of prostitution made by citizens and neighborhood groups, Hartford police officers went undercover posing as men seeking prostitutes, police said in a statement. A total of 10 women were arrested without incident during the Nov. 26 operation.

Arrested were: M R, 32; M S, 21; T C, 39; B H, 25; M V, 38; C W, 32; S R, 26; M R, 41; T S, 42 and K A, 48.

[URL]http://www.courant.com/community/hartford/hc-hartford-prostitution-1129-20131128[/URL],0,3415847.story.

The web page includes the mug shots of all 10 ladies. While some of the younger ladies don't look too frightful, some of the older ladies look older than their listed ages and look like they've lived a hard, hard life.

Apparently no customers were arrested, just the working ladies.

I'm always puzzled. Exactly how many citizens and neighborhood groups filed complaints? Also, now that these 10 ladies are locked up, does that mean that Hartford is now a better place to live in and / or visit / shop / work in? I doubt it.

[QUOTE=MightySpearsman;1941401]From today's [I]Hartford Courant[/I]:

[B]Police Arrest 10 Women During Hartford Prostitution Bust.[/B]

HARTFORD — Ten city women were arrested and charged with prostitution after an undercover operation by police Tuesday.

After receiving complaints of prostitution made by citizens and neighborhood groups, Hartford police officers went undercover posing as men seeking prostitutes, police said in a statement. A total of 10 women were arrested without incident during the Nov. 26 operation.

Arrested were: M R, 32; M S, 21; T C, 39; B H, 25; M V, 38; C W, 32; S R, 26; M R, 41; T S, 42 and K A, 48.

[URL]http://www.courant.com/community/hartford/hc-hartford-prostitution-1129-20131128[/URL],0,3415847.story.

The web page includes the mug shots of all 10 ladies. While some of the younger ladies don't look too frightful, some of the older ladies look older than their listed ages and look like they've lived a hard, hard life.

Apparently no customers were arrested, just the working ladies.

I'm always puzzled. Exactly how many citizens and neighborhood groups filed complaints? Also, now that these 10 ladies are locked up, does that mean that Hartford is now a better place to live in and / or visit / shop / work in? I doubt it.[/QUOTE]I recognized a few of the SW's from the streets that I cruised. One of them I recognized as a BP girl, who recently was busted with her pimp in East Hartford. The one with the Band-aid is scary.

I'm suspicious of the claim too that citizens and neghborhood groups are concerned. You got drug dealers standing on the street all the time, they should go after these guys.

[QUOTE=Wsst3;1941411]I recognized a few of the SW's from the streets that I cruised. One of them I recognized as a BP girl, who recently was busted with her pimp in East Hartford. The one with the Band-aid is scary.

I'm suspicious of the claim too that citizens and neghborhood groups are concerned. You got drug dealers standing on the street all the time, they should go after these guys.[/QUOTE]Yeah, picture #7 I recognize as a backpage and cv girl who posted every single day (literally) for a period of about two months. I saw her once in passing when I called another girl who was apparently new to the game and had gotten involved via this chick's pimp. I saw the girl and the pimp again as I was leaving the hotel in the Wethersfield area. Just as an aside, the pimp was dressed like every bad pimp stereotype you could think of (middle-aged black male dressed what looked like a grey silk suit straight out of the 70's, complete with hat and a swagger / walk). I had to laugh when I saw him walk down the hall.

[QUOTE=MightySpearsman;1941401]From today's [I]Hartford Courant[/I]:

I'm always puzzled. Exactly how many citizens and neighborhood groups filed complaints? Also, now that these 10 ladies are locked up, does that mean that Hartford is now a better place to live in and / or visit / shop / work in? I doubt it.[/QUOTE]Yes, definitely. I did a case look-up on the CT Superior court website. 9 out of 10 had previous convictions, larceny, and other various felonies.

And one was arrested in mid-September in a previous sting so you might have seen her picture two months ago.

Miss A. Convictions
May 2004 - Attempt To Commit Possession Of Narcotics
Oct 2008 - Possession Of Narcotics
May 2009 - Possession Of Narcotics
Oct 2012 - Larceny 6Th Deg

Miss B. Convictions
Jun 2008 - Possession Of Narcotics

Miss C. Convictions
Dec 2007 - Possession Of Narcotics
May 2004 - Burglary

Miss D. Convictions
Nov 2009 Assault 2nd Deg
Dec 2012 Assault 3rd Deg

Miss E
Jan 2010 Assault 3rd Deg

Miss F
Sep 2009 Assault 2nd Deg

Miss G
May 2010 - Possession Of Narcotics

Miss H
May 2005 Robbery 3rd Deg
May 2010 Burglary 3rd Deg
Apr 2013 Conspiracy To Commit Larceny 6Th Deg
Jun 2004 Larceny 6Th Deg

I didn't even include Prostitution, Failure to Appear, Escape, and motor vehicle convictions, and all the drug convictions.

[QUOTE=Michaelzxc;1944770]Yes, definitely. I did a case look-up on the CT Superior court website. 9 out of 10 had previous convictions, larceny, and other various felonies.

And one was arrested in mid-September in a previous sting so you might have seen her picture two months ago.

Miss A. Convictions
May 2004 - Attempt To Commit Possession Of Narcotics
Oct 2008 - Possession Of Narcotics
May 2009 - Possession Of Narcotics
Oct 2012 - Larceny 6Th Deg

Miss B. Convictions
Jun 2008 - Possession Of Narcotics

Miss C. Convictions
Dec 2007 - Possession Of Narcotics
May 2004 - Burglary

Miss D. Convictions
Nov 2009 Assault 2nd Deg
Dec 2012 Assault 3rd Deg

Miss E
Jan 2010 Assault 3rd Deg

Miss F
Sep 2009 Assault 2nd Deg

Miss G
May 2010 - Possession Of Narcotics

Miss H
May 2005 Robbery 3rd Deg
May 2010 Burglary 3rd Deg
Apr 2013 Conspiracy To Commit Larceny 6Th Deg
Jun 2004 Larceny 6Th Deg

I didn't even include Prostitution, Failure to Appear, Escape, and motor vehicle convictions, and all the drug convictions.[/QUOTE]LOL, most of these girls probably got some tattoos and got some ghetto thug as a BF as well.

Been working the chat lines with good luck of late. Met a 35 ish Italian single mom who was looking for 50 for FS. Went to her place and had some foreplay, DATY, BJ and cow girl. Good time. She is about 5'5" slender but a little bit of a belly and nice small the tits. She nice and can ride like crazy. Already repeated and will again. I'll post another report in Waterbury.

Hey all! Hope these holidays have found you all well! Thanks to those friends of mine from here that I got to spend some quality time with.I really have been enjoying myself.... :)

I'm hoping to head to the cinema either this Sat or next Sat, I will try to post the night before I go to let ya all know, and just thought I'd give you a heads up that the last 2 weeks in February, I will be alone in my office. (Ya know, a safe spot with no motel costs or risk from picking up the wrong SW), and hope that I can find company to help me pass all those hours alone....Let me know if you'd like to help! I'd leave a joke, but it is 2 am and I have to see a friend from here later today for more fun.

Take care all and be safe out there. Luv, Stacy.

P.S.: Thank you Teddy Bear for helping me with some photos.... ;)

[QUOTE=StacyLynn73;1965822]Hey all! Hope these holidays have found you all well! Thanks to those friends of mine from here that I got to spend some quality time with.I really have been enjoying myself.... :)

I'm hoping to head to the cinema either this Sat or next Sat, I will try to post the night before I go to let ya all know, and just thought I'd give you a heads up that the last 2 weeks in February, I will be alone in my office. (Ya know, a safe spot with no motel costs or risk from picking up the wrong SW), and hope that I can find company to help me pass all those hours alone....Let me know if you'd like to help! I'd leave a joke, but it is 2 am and I have to see a friend from here later today for more fun.

Take care all and be safe out there. Luv, Stacy.

P.S.: Thank you Teddy Bear for helping me with some photos.... ;)[/QUOTE]Let's see those photos!

Anybody got the digs on this chick? Thinking about trying her out.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-college-girl-wants-to-play-60-incall-special_-24/7187414[/URL]

Anyone see Marilyn from Hartford BP? Looks TGTBT, but searching the web it seems like her images might be legit.

[quote][URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-new-exoticand-sexy-marilynyou-will-crave-me-i-am-your-dream-you-will-chase-19/7450646[/URL]

Come keep your lady some company.I can lure your mind with my soft voice. .and my seductive ways will make you go crazy. Good thing I'm very easy going, you will not regret my presence your eyes will instantly sink into my skin leaving your mouth wide open I'm a jaw dropper who loves to conversate and please.Please reach me at (4016037132) in calls Ask My New Years Special.

Thank you:

Poster's age: 19.

• Location: Hartford, In Southington, ins outs.

• Post I'the: 7450646 hartford.[/quote]

[QUOTE=AvgUSA;1967661]Anybody got the digs on this chick? Thinking about trying her out.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-college-girl-wants-to-play-60-incall-special_-24/7187414[/URL][/QUOTE]I've never been with her, yet.

However, I did see her at a Cumberland farms on Berlin pike one night getting soda and candy. Very pretty face, dresses sexy and has a nice big booty. I like curvy and I was very impressed. The photos are 100% real.

She had a driver with Mass. Plates.

She seems totally legit. Experienced and a true pro. She seems a little cold but maybe you just have to be. She also seems smart and knows what she's doing and won't be fooled by any slick mongers.

Just my take. If her special is legit, I just may see her.

[QUOTE=AvgUSA;1967661]Anybody got the digs on this chick? Thinking about trying her out.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-college-girl-wants-to-play-60-incall-special_-24/7187414[/URL][/QUOTE]Pretty sure I talked with her on phone couple of weeks back. Looks familiar, description and ad and definitely name is what I remember, just different number. Seemed nice enough at first, but wouldn't give me town or donation, and was a bit strange on phone. Maybe she just being careful, but I decided I should be the same too and took a pass. I never ask them to be too specific on things and rare that I get that kind of reaction, so who knows.

[QUOTE=AvgUSA;1967661]Anybody got the digs on this chick? Thinking about trying her out.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-college-girl-wants-to-play-60-incall-special_-24/7187414[/URL][/QUOTE]Her phone # pulls up a mediocre review on AF but calls her "IrishBeauty". Low number but the description sounds better than the score.

[URL]http://m.adultfax.com/hartford/escort/review/irish-beauty/15195[/URL]

FYI: I am not the reviewer, JAFM. (Just Another Fucking Monger.

Sorry have not had time to post for a while and also to those who PM'd me. Still visiting with the Italian single mom I found but she is not a pro and isn't interested in more friends yet. I guess I got lucky. If the situation changes I'll let you all know.

Also still seeing the BBW I met on chat but at this point it's a FWB situation. On the one hand I'm glad she lives 45 minutes away (privacy) but then I can't go get laid every day either.

I was on chat this Friday afternoon and there were so many potential P2 P on it was ridiculous. I didn't score any because I was trying to chat with a big girl on the shore with huge tits who wanted to give head and also wanted to be punished. I never got to talk to her since she was chatting with another guy and hung up. Then again I may have been lucky not to have met her.

Speaking of meeting I did chat with and meet today a nice woman from the Bahamas. Love the accent. We'll see where that goes.

For those asking it's Quest 860-838-0088 but there are others that just funnel into the same pool of freaks.

Keep working the line and you will get lucky. Best times are AM between 8 and 10 or afternoons 2-5. Also early evenings 7-10. Saturday or Sunday mornings too. Don't call before 7 AM usually dudes. Beware of code words like "bubble butt" or odd sounding women's voices. It's not a woman. For chat newbies don't meet without a pic.