[QUOTE=AaronHamlet;2105194]Sorority chick from Animal House.[/QUOTE]That's a good one and glad to know there's someone old enough to have seen that movie. Brings back memories of food fights in high school.
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[QUOTE=AaronHamlet;2105194]Sorority chick from Animal House.[/QUOTE]That's a good one and glad to know there's someone old enough to have seen that movie. Brings back memories of food fights in high school.
Anyone been here? Billed as atlanta's only american spa.
[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/american-girls-atlantas-only-american-spa-22/23038994[/URL]
That was my first AMP experience ever. And funny thing is, I went there nearly 20 years ago too. I was so fucking horny that I want to fuck my therapist in 20 positions at once. I was like a jackrabbit. I would tell the asian woman. Ok, now doggie. Ok now sideways. OK, move over. Let me fuck you missionary. OK, now hop on top. She seemed a tad annoyed "is this you first time" .
I remember my heart beating loudly as I waited in anticipation in the lobby. WHat a rush it was to be in an AMP for the first time even if it was just a very average one. I could hear moans of pleasure in one room as I was waiting. The lady I ended up getting was in her early 30's. Not bad looking. Reasoinably fit. Nothing memorable. And she had that annoying shrill harsh asian accent (not the soft pleasant one). Kind of like Missy from Gwinnet COunty in terms of voice quality.
You know who I would like to get as an asian therapist. Someone as crazy looking as Bai Ling. She is not great looking, but she has the look that screams super slutty sex. She has those crazy eyes.
$115/ hr and she was gloved? Man, that sucks.
[QUOTE=AdamVb;2105063][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relaxs-and-unwind/18615665[/URL]
Above average massage. Attractive, though pics are dated. Gloved HE. She just wasn't that into it. YMMV.
- AVB.[/QUOTE]
I was in college when that movie came out. Good memory. Back then, nothing was covered and the drinking age was 18.
[QUOTE=AaronHamlet;2105194]Sorority chick from Animal House.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AcWorthDude;2104143]Well thanks for the info on this place. Guess I won't waist time and money on a hour visit.
I think I will check out the place next to starship in woodstock on sr 92 next if no one has any info on the place.
Will post a review if I stop by.[/QUOTE]I went to the location in Woodstock once, a coupe years ago. Therapist was average looking. Rooms are dividers and not walls to the ceiling. No hint of anything extra. Wasn't particularly impressed. Have not been back.
A 13,000 sq ft facility. Wow, that's a big ass place.
[QUOTE=KingBooka;2105487]Anyone been here? Billed as atlanta's only american spa.
[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/american-girls-atlantas-only-american-spa-22/23038994[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KingBooka;2105487]Anyone been here? Billed as atlanta's only american spa.
[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/american-girls-atlantas-only-american-spa-22/23038994[/URL][/QUOTE]Seems someone posted on it not long ago but I'm too lazy to hunt down the post.
[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-american-girls-grand-opening-the-largest-spa-in-atlanta-23/22893726[/URL]
On a scale of 1-10 this Spa gets a 1.5.
Real Quick: The House Fee $60.00 for the Hour. $40.00 for a clothes (no touching) HE. $100.00 for a (I will take my shirt off but leave my bra on w / a HE). $150.00 for a (I will take my clothes off and you can touch me) there might be more on the menu but I'm sure they will charge about $250.00 for something like that.
Now after why'all read the ridiculous prices for the crappy massage you might can understand why I rated it a 1.5.
I come in, pay the lady $60.00 for the house and I was directed to the room. In comes a blk girl name Ari, she is gorgeous. As soon as she comes in she says they work off of tips and asked if I wanted any extras. I start by saying I just want a medium pressure massage with a HE ending. She tells me $100.00. I repeated to her that I only want a HE because I couldn't believe she would charge $100.00 for JUST a HE. She said it would be a $100.00. SO I said I would pass on the HE I just want a medium pressure massage. So she asked me how much am I willing to spend. I said I don't ever pay more than $40 for a HE. So she agreed on it and said that all my clothes will stay on. So agreed, but as I kept on looking at her, I keep noticing how awesome her body looks. So I asked her, if I paid $100.00 the clothes come off right? She replies yes. So I give her the $100.00 and she takes her shirt off (bra is still on). I was figuring she will take the rest off when I flip over. NOPE. She continues with the crappy massage and says that's all she is taking off. So I am pissed. But my mode changes as she grabs JUNIOR. So I go to grab her ass and she says no touching, that will be extra. So I jump off the table and say WTF? How can I pay $100.00 for you take to just take your shirt off?? So I demanded my money back. She started to refuse. SO now my voice is raised and I am causing hell. I start putting my clothes on and then I saw this random blk dude asking me is there a problem. I then say, there will be a problem if I don't get my $100 back. I told them why'all can keep the house fee but I'm getting my $100.00 back. After going back and forth I eventually get my $100. I'm not sure if this is typical with this spa but this place won't be in business for long.
In summary, I walked in the Spa around 10:20 and left around 10:55. Its a rip off. Avoid.
[QUOTE=NinjaNomics;2106349][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-american-girls-grand-opening-the-largest-spa-in-atlanta-23/22893726[/URL]
On a scale of 1-10 this Spa gets a 1.5.
(Horror Story)
In summary, I walked in the Spa around 10:20 and left around 10:55. Its a rip off. Avoid.[/QUOTE]Yeah, unfortunately "American Spas" have always been rip-offs. Why they don't understand that fixed services for fixed cost is the way to go, I'll never understand. NO ONE likes upsells, ESPECIALLY if you're naked and have to go grab your wallet out of your pants which are draped over a chair.
(Out of curiosity, was Ari a pretty tiny girl? Spinner type? I ask because there's an Ari dancing at Shooter Alley, and it's kind of an unusual name for a black girl).
O.
[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2106375]Yeah, unfortunately "American Spas" have always been rip-offs. Why they don't understand that fixed services for fixed cost is the way to go, I'll never understand. NO ONE likes upsells, ESPECIALLY if you're naked and have to go grab your wallet out of your pants which are draped over a chair.
(Out of curiosity, was Ari a pretty tiny girl? Spinner type? I ask because there's an Ari dancing at Shooter Alley, and it's kind of an unusual name for a black girl).
O.[/QUOTE]Ari isn't tiny. But I have a feeling that's not even her real name either. Ari is about 5'6 have a nice ass and maybe see-cups. They have multiple women there. I saw 2 other sexy women as I was walking out. But at that point I had overstayed my welcome.
Incase any of y'all still go there, I just want to warn you that there is a dude that is lurking around the spa. I guess that's their "bouncer" He was the one that asked me if I had a problem. They don't screen you, and they are very upfront that extras are to be had there. It just depends on how deep your pockets are. My pockets can't afford all that BS!
BTW. a 1.5 might be generous.. But they get it because the girls I saw were cute.
[QUOTE=NinjaNomics;2106413]Ari isn't tiny. But I have a feeling that's not even her real name either. Ari is about 5'6 have a nice ass and maybe see-cups. They have multiple women there. I saw 2 other sexy women as I was walking out. But at that point I had overstayed my welcome.
Incase any of y'all still go there, I just want to warn you that there is a dude that is lurking around the spa. I guess that's their "bouncer" He was the one that asked me if I had a problem. They don't screen you, and they are very upfront that extras are to be had there. It just depends on how deep your pockets are. My pockets can't afford all that BS!
BTW. a 1.5 might be generous.. But they get it because the girls I saw were cute.[/QUOTE]Wow, $140 total for a 30-minute crappy massage / HE with the woman's bra still on? I guess drunk guys hitting the strip clubs will wander in and pay that.
There has not been a decent American Spa since the old Perimeter Spa, that was in Tucker, many years ago. I also really miss the old Brazilian houses that were up and down Roswell Rd area for a long time.
[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2106375]Yeah, unfortunately "American Spas" have always been rip-offs. Why they don't understand that fixed services for fixed cost is the way to go, I'll never understand. NO ONE likes upsells, ESPECIALLY if you're naked and have to go grab your wallet out of your pants which are draped over a chair.
(Out of curiosity, was Ari a pretty tiny girl? Spinner type? I ask because there's an Ari dancing at Shooter Alley, and it's kind of an unusual name for a black girl).
O.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2106495]Wow, $140 total for a 30-minute crappy massage / HE with the woman's bra still on? I guess drunk guys hitting the strip clubs will wander in and pay that.[/QUOTE]I think that's the only way they can stay in business. Drunk guys paying that type of money. But I would argue that you could get better service at a cheaper price at the strip then at this spa / warehouse. Thats really what it is anyways. Its a warehouse with partitions. The walls aren't finished, there is no carpet just the concrete floor and table set up in the middle with a towel there so your "Member" doesn't touch the table. The place is close to being pitch black. I could barely see in front of me as I was walking into the massage room. To tell you the truth, now that I think I about it, I should have left as soon as I saw that.
[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2106375]Yeah, unfortunately "American Spas" have always been rip-offs. Why they don't understand that fixed services for fixed cost is the way to go, I'll never understand. NO ONE likes upsells, ESPECIALLY if you're naked and have to go grab your wallet out of your pants which are draped over a chair.
O.[/QUOTE]Agreed. The only thing I can fathom is there is a lot more "dumb money" running around than we give this City credit for.
Their model doesn't lend itself to a repeat clientele (I realize I'm stating the obvious).
What makes this place particularly baffling is it doesn't have a curb presence (e.g. The place next to Tower Liquor that been there for years, name escapes me). I can see how some dumb money passes the place next to Tower everyday on the way home from work and then one evening decides to take the plunge. Safari is in an industrial complex you have trouble finding even if you are trying to find it.
I commented on "Freak Parties" in another section. I think these "Spas" (I call them "jack shacks") hurt business at the freak parties. A lot of veteran mongers have been burnt by (or read reports about) too many jack shacks over the years so when they see a freak party ad they cannot believe you really only pay the door fee and nothing else.