Diamond Massage Hillcrest
Not my favorite experience def won't return.
Forgot to get her name, sorry gents.
Anyway, saw the ads on BP and decided to give it a go. Lady who answered the door was pretty, little chubby with a fake rack, Cs or Ds, not sure, and long black hair. Takes me to room and has me strip, then gets to work with massage. She was terrible at it, sharp elbows dug straight into my shoulder blade, had to tell her to stop. So she moved on to legs and did pretty good, but then started using her foot to slide down my leg. I got nothing out of it. Then she reached for my goods and tugged for like 3 seconds and asked me to flip over and began to negotiate with me. She wanted hands only but I wanted FS. She looks at Johnny and contemplates for a bit then reluctantly accepted after negotiating for 14 down from 2. She makes me give it up front which is something I've never had to do before but she was good looking and had already let me feel and see the goods so I went with it. She Left the room for a bit and came back with a raincoat for Johnny, puts it on with her hands, undresses and lays on the table and tells me to go slow. So I did, and she keeps saying "too big, too big. " Now, I am by no stretch of the word "too big. " I'm like 5. 5-6 tops and about as girthy as you'd see in the movies. She refuses to let me get more than halfway in and then just keeps saying too big and wouldn't let me move which really killed my mojo. She offered BJ and I said ok. Then she gets lotion and starts pumping with hands and I tell her to BJ but she shakes her head no and just pumps faster. Makes me pop, then goes to get towel and cleans me up and finishes massage with some leg rubbing. It was early enough still in the hour that I was hoping to pop again but she was just such a shitty masseuse and I was so pissed about not getting what I paid for I couldn't get it up anyway. Finishes massage then says she "loves me" which made me incredibly uncomfortable.
Oceanside Spring / Summer '21 Census Report
Okay I finally finished my Census Report of the Oceanside area. There had been enough "New Management" and just general changeover I felt it was worth doing a fairly thorough Census in the area. Also over the last couple of months there have been quite a few inquires about the north county AMP scene.
So I primarily focused my Census field report in the south Oceanside area along the Oceanside blvd. Corridor. I know I'm missing a couple of coastal AMPs but I wanted to wrap up my report and deliver to you guys while it was still useful. If anyone wants to do a census of the coastal corridor, that would be great but I don't think there is a whole lot there.
My survey was done over the period of the last 5-6 weeks. Rather than rating the individual women (which I already forgot the name of some), I'll be giving you an overview of what I thought of the establishment & location and what to expect for the most part in terms of extras. I'll be giving a letter grade for each thing. I'll also order the reviews from West to East.
Relax Spa.
[B]Discretion: (F) -[/B] It's pretty well known this place is in a super high visible area. The entrance literally sits next to a Starbucks Drive Thru in a very busy shopping center. I've noticed the trend of AMPs having security cameras, but this AMP not only has monitors in the hallway, but EACH room has monitors that allow you to see the entrance, lobby, and hallway. This means any monger can see other mongers in the hallway. So if discretion is important for you, you should probably stay far away from this place.
[B]Service: (B) [/B] I came here a couple of times and the first time the service was pretty good. I didn't have to wait long and the massage was pretty good. But the second time I came during a busy time and I had to wait 10-15 minutes and there were interruptions. I was staring at the security monitors quite a bit. So definitely try to avoid the busy times.
[B]Providers (B+) - [/B] - I saw 2 providers and got a glimpse of another. The girls aren't knockouts, but they're definitely above average for the area. The women I saw were in their mid / low 40's and in decent shape.
[B]Extras (A+) - [/B] - Yes ymwv based on the girl and your own demeanor, but FS is on their chef's menu. This is probably why the place has so much monger foot traffic, the word has gotten out. But if you do want the higher tier of extras, make sure you bring enough $ because they know the standard rates. This place is basically a SD AMP in the middle of Oceanside.
[B]Do I recommend? [/B] - I know people have been clamoring for a FS place in the north county and this place is one, but man it's just such a highly visible spot with tons of civilian and monger foot traffic. I have a feeling this place is already on LE's radar and is a prime target in the next city sweep. Go at your own risk.
Happy Foot Spa.
[B]Discretion: (C) -[/B] The place is located in a fairly busy shopping center, but it's located in a somewhat seedy part of the shopping center next to a liquor store and smokes shop. What's hilarious is that it's located right next to another AMP. They're so close together, I actually got confused which place I was in. I thought I was in Ocean Spa when I was really in Happy Foot. They're that close. Happy Foot has security monitors in the lobby, but no monitors in the interior rooms. I don't think the walls of the room goto the ceiling, but there seem to be a decent amount of sound-proofing, so you can't hear tugging in the next room.
[B]Service: (A) [/B] I got to say they had some of the best service during my survey across Oceanside. I saw two providers (ending up going here 4 times) and they were very flirty and friendly with no rush whatsoever. Fantastic massage and will keep giving a nice massage after the HE.
[B]Providers (D+) - [/B] - I was serviced by two providers and got a glimpse of the other. Unfortunately they're all pretty old. One was literally a granny that I had to reject. One was skinny and kinda cute, but still old. And the other girl who I think is the main person, is also pretty old probably pushing close (or over) 50.
[B]Extras (C+) - [/B] - This place is a very reliable HE. You might be able to unlock higher tier menu options if you see one of the girls often enough and offer the right tip.
[B]Do I recommend? [/B] - The location is a little too visible for my liking but it's seedy just enough to where you won't really stick out against the rest of the riff-raff. The service is fantastic, but personally the women are just a little too old for me. After being in the Sugar Bowl with hot fit 20 year-old college students, shapeless Chinese grannies just don't do it for me anymore. But if their age doesn't bother you, go for it. Also I might not have seen their entire staff.
Ocean Spa Message.
[B]Discretion: (C+) -[/B] As I said this place is literally located next to Happy Foot. Unfortunately because I got confused, I actually only went to this place once. The interior setup is similar to Happy, almost mirrored. The rooms do have walls that goto the ceiling, so it's more sound proof than Happy.
[B]Service: (C?) [/B] Unfortunately the one time I came it was during a busy time. I had to wait 20 minutes and my massage only lasted 7 minutes with 5 interruptions. As soon as I touched her leg, she told me to flip for the HE. And then I was out without even a hot towel. People just kept coming in every few minutes and instead of turning them away, she just kept putting them in rooms. I probably didn't catch them at a good time, but she still should have turned away the customers instead of rushing my massage. So I didn't get a good sense of their service.
[B]Providers (???-) - [/B] - I only saw one provider and I didn't get a glimpse of anyone else. The provider I saw wasn't that bad but still mid / late 40's. She was wearing a fishnet shirt, which was fairly provacative But I don't like giving a rating unless I've seen or gotten a glimpse of at least 2 providers at an establishment.
[B]Extras (B-) - [/B] - This place is a pure jack-a-shack. That said, even though my HE was rushed I was able touch anywhere I wanted top and bottom, and she lifted her top. On my first visit. So I think if someone wanted to spend some time and money on this place, they could probably expand the menu over time.
[B]Do I recommend? [/B] - The service doesn't seem to be as good as Happy Foot, but the providers might look slightly better? Also with the two AMPs next to each other, I'm sure they're probably in a little arms race over customers. Just never goto this place during peak times.
Chinese Holistic.
[B]Discretion: (A) -[/B] This place is located in an unassuming business office building on a relatively quiet street. But the place is small with only 2-3 rooms, but they're actual rooms with excellent sound proofing.
[B]Service: (B) [/B] This place has been around for awhile. Very nice ladies if you're a gentleman. The massage quality among the providers ranges from solid to great.
[B]Providers (C+) - [/B] - The ladies here are on the older side, early / mid 40's, but not grannies.
[B]Extras (C) - [/B] - YMWV but once you become a regular, you will get a regular HE. Don't expect anything beyond a HJ unless you spent a lot of time seeing a particular provider and even then it may be doubtful depending on who you see.
[B]Do I recommend? [/B] - If you're in the area regularly and you're just looking for a simple HE, then this can be a nice quiet place to go to. But it's not worth driving out of the way for it.
Eastern Massage.
[B]Discretion: (A) -[/B] Yes it's located in a busy shopping center, but the trick to this place is to park in the side elevated parking garage. You'll then be able to walk straight to the second floor and front entrance with very few people in the shopping center seeing you. This place probably has the best interior during my survey. Huge lobby, huge rooms which are completely separate. Actually looks a bit "upscale".
[B]Service: (B) [/B] The massage was above average, but not great. I only went here once so I don't have a full scope of the massage quality.
[B]Providers (???) - [/B] - My provider was in her mid 40's but I didn't get a good glimpse of the other provider. I honestly would need to go here again to get a better sense.
[B]Extras (D) - [/B] - My provider teased a lot during the massage but on the flip, she wanted me to "service myself". I think a true HE is possible here, but the default is "self-service". Also she literally wore tank armor underneath her clothes, haha, so there was no way to touch her goodies.
[B]Do I recommend? [/B] - The location has good cover if you go through the side entrance and the facilities are very nice. But it's definitely a place will require a time and money investment if you want a HE since it's not given by default. If you're looking for a challenge, this could be a good place to flex your monger muscle.
Asia Massage.
[B]Discretion: (D) -[/B] Technically this place is in Carlsbad, but it's still in the South Oceanside area, so I added this to the survey. This place has been around for awhile and it's extremely visible. You're basically visible to the entire Von's parking lot when you go into the doors. The owner who is a guy is often at the front desk. The room walls goto the ceiling but they're very thin.
[B]Service: (B) [/B] Most of the providers here will give you a good massage. But most of them have limited English and will not want to engage in chit-chat. I think the combination of the male owner and thin walls, keeps the girls tightly wound for the most part, especially when he's around.
[B]Providers (C ???) - [/B] - I only went here once during my survey period. Generally though the women here tend to be in their mid and upper 40's wearing plain clothes.
[B]Extras (F) - [/B] - It's not impossible, but the average is going to be a legit massage. When I went, there was a sheet the whole time and no flip. The owner is known for firing girls who give extras and he reads review boards, so it's going to be very difficult to get extras here and if you do, never mention any names.
[B]Do I recommend? [/B] - The place is very visible, but the AMP is basically legit so you shouldn't really have any shame in your walk. I would only go here for a legit massage. If you get lucky and stumble upon a girl that likes you, then enjoy it and keep it to yourself. But generally speaking go elsewhere if you're looking for a HE.
Eden Med Spa.
[B]Discretion: (C) -[/B] This place is located in a fairly busy shopping center but it is off to the side a bit next to a smokes shop. The front desk is run by a male, possibly the owner. The rooms seem a bit small, but the place overall is a bit spacious. The walls seem moderately sound-proofed.
[B]Service: (B) [/B] It was an above average massage. Not amazing, but a good solid message and the people seemed friendly enough.
[B]Providers (C-) - [/B] - I was serviced by a woman in her 40's and got a glimpse of another woman in her 40's you looked rather plain.
[B]Extras (C-) - [/B] - During my massage, she teased me MASSIVELY. When I was on my stomach, she was teasing my taint, nut-sack, and even grazing my shaft. But there was no flip. You might have better luck if you choose a 1 hour massage and you become a regular. However with the guy at the front desk, it's possible things may never progress far.
[B]Do I recommend? [/B] - If you're in the area, it might be worth giving it a couple of visits and see how things progress. But again with the guy there, I think it'll be a uphill battle.
Bon Message.
[B]Discretion: (D) -[/B] This place is located in a busy renovated shopping center near the IHOP. They also have security monitors in each room that show the hallway and lobby. So be aware you're potentially being watched by everyone inside including mongers as soon as you step in the door. The walls do goto the ceiling though.
[B]Service: (B [/B] When I went I had to wait 20-25 minutes before my massage started. My provider was a bit stand-offish, but warmed up to me by the end of the massage.
[B]Providers (B) - [/B] - I haven't seen all the girls here, but the ones I saw were above average perhaps in their low 40's.
[B]Extras (B-) - [/B] - I only got a HE with minimal touching, so the extras weren't great on my first visit. But when I see the rooms with security monitors, this tells me the menu can expand with some persistence and work.
[B]Do I recommend? [/B] - I'm not crazy about the visibility and the security cameras in the rooms. Also my first experience wasn't great, but I've heard good things from other people. So it's probably worth giving this place a try a couple of times if you don't mind the cameras.
Zen Chi Spa.
[B]Discretion: (F) -[/B] This place is literally located 300 feet from an elementary school. The shopping center itself is fairly busy as well. Inside the AMP is cramped. The "rooms" have mirrors which is cool, but I put rooms in quotes because it's more like cubicles. The walls are about a foot short of the ceiling and the walls are paper thin, you can hear EVERYTHING. You can hear other mongers breathing, you can hear the "off-duty" providers talking on their phone, everything.
[B]Service: (A) [/B] - The massage I had was excellent. My provider was extremely friendly as well as the other providers I bumped into. And I never had to wait long.
[B]Providers (A) - [/B] - Easily the best looking providers in my South Oceanside survey. I got a glimpse of 4 of the girls, and some look better than others but they're all several notches above the other Oceanside talent. Some of the providers here are actually in their mid 30's and fit.
[B]Extras (B+) - [/B] - YMWV but let's just say the menu can be expanded. Similar to Relax Spa, this place feels out of place for the north county.
[B]Do I recommend? [/B] - I really wish I could recommend this place. But with this place being 300 feet from an elementary school and a bunch of moms cruising through the parking lot, it's just sooo risky going here. If you happen to be here during a raid, the penalties would be extra harsh because you're in a school zone. Also the "rooms" have zero privacy, which means if you have a "legit" customer within 3 rooms of a monger, they will know what's going on. It reminds me of a 1970's New York AMP where the women are basically in stalls. The women look great and massages are very good, but go at your own risk. If Zen Chi Spa was located in a place like Eastern Spa I would be a full-time regular. But for now, I'm keeping my distance.
So that's my survey of South Oceanside. Do not ask me for specific names via PM. I have already given plenty of info and a pretty good roadmap on the Oceanside scene. You can fill in the gaps with your own survey or reports. Also please be smart and practice sustainability. If it can be helped, try to go to some of the busier AMPs during off-hours and make appointments. High foot traffic and "noise" complaints are usually death blow to AMPs, especially when there's a local election around the corner. I'm already starting to see high foot traffic at a lot of the AMPs I visited in Oceanside. So while we're currently in a resurgent phase of the AMP scene in O-side, it won't last long if we're not smart. Use this info wisely.
Oceanside Spring / Summer '21 Census Report
Great write up and report, really great format on the establishments and experience.
