Escort Reports

[QUOTE=HotPopsicle;5943546]Had a visit to Mzcoco. Will never repeat.

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Easy contact, directions, quick to answer, didn't wait long to get in. She has a shithole apartment in west Blvd., she took me to the basement where there was a couch and incense and some towels. I'm sure this place never gets cleaned. I asked if I could use the bathroom real quick she's pointed to a drain on the floor in a corner. I passed on that.

Now back to Mzcoco. She looked good in the clothes she had on. She had just came back home from being out so she was dressed up in a nice suit. I thought wow her ass is phat and tits are huge and waist is small. Her face isn't bad but she's probably in her late 40's but the years weren't easy. Once she took her clothes off everything sagged but I'll admit her ass did still look good. So I was hoping by overlooking all the crap maybe it'll be worthwhile. That being said it wasn't. We agreed on a hhr. She rushed the whole time. Her BBBJ was amazing yet it lasted only 2 minutes before she put the condom on. Then this is where it went from bad to holy shit. Mzcoco gets in doggy on the couch and I slip it in. She starts up like a mechanical bull and I'm wrassling, that's right I'm WRASSLIN with that ass trying to get it under control. She is swinging that ass around and I was working my forearms out like I'm trying to catch some walleye out by 3 mile island. During all this I get this smell that I still can't unsmell. The smell is about the only thing coco about her and it was her unwashed smelly open asshole and my god it reeked. And her asshole was staring right at me and I couldn't breathe I had to stop. It was as if there was a glass full of shit just resting on her asshole it smelled so strong I couldn't take it. I stopped, ripped the condom off, looked at her with disgust and then I just started laughing. She started laughing too and I told her I was laughing because of how wild she was but really it was because I can't believe how fast I just stopped and wanted to burn my fucking nose off. I can't stop smelling that smell. It's been a couple days and it's traumatizing me. Like what if next time I smell that I'm cleaning my kids diaper and this memory comes back to me? I don't want to recognize this smell or remember any of this anymore. It's so bad. And all that for $1. 3. What a waste seriously don't see her. She doesn't deserve the business. She's rushed and unwashed.[/QUOTE]Well that's taking one for the team thanks she has a nice ass butt damn I've had a few of those times. Be safe.

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;5937324]Continuing our discussion of Lisa, I visited her again today and was not disappointed. So long as you set your expectations accordingly, she serves a niche market. Cons- can't suck a dick to save her life, but she tries real hard to please. She's definitely in her late 50's but she has big tits and a very firm ass whenever in dogggie. Pros- rates are more than reasonable, she's not a clock watcher, she loves anal more than anything and the harder the better. Her place is immaculately clean and comfortable, she's a very nice person, and she's not bat shit crazy. If you want a mature provider, you could do a lot worse.

Tonto.[/QUOTE]I have an appointment with her today. Does she enjoy DATY?

Any info on this one guy would be much appreciated.

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[QUOTE=Sweetg;5943988]I have an appointment with her today. Does she enjoy DATY?[/QUOTE]I didn't try, but I didn't get the impression she'd say no if you wanted to. The kitty was nice and clean with no odor.

Have fun.

Tonto.

Lots of ads, no detailed reviews. In spite of the scary eyebrows, I'm interested because she would be a "back yard" trip. As always feel free to PM.

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[QUOTE=Kaboom810;5941469]That coorvr website is so odd. The ancient Nadia Gold ad jumped out at me right away.[/QUOTE]CeCe Sinclaire is also on that website. I met Ms. Sinclaire years ago at a party and chatted with her on the Indy's forums. I believe someone reported she passed away.

Any info on Ms. Sinclaire would be appreciated.

[URL]http://cleveland.coorvr.com/escorts/300[/URL]

[QUOTE=UberMonger;5944395]Lots of ads, no detailed reviews. In spite of the scary eyebrows, I'm interested because she would be a "back yard" trip. As always feel free to PM.

[URL]https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/de-stress-unwind-sensual-relax/343410287137[/URL][/QUOTE]She has been advertising for over 10 years. I have not seen her but recall some comments about her not being worth her asking price and complaints of a limited menu.

[QUOTE=JackDangers;5940809]Gentlemen,

I just returned from the very best experience I've had with a provider in NE Ohio. I wanted to share my good fortune with the community, so maybe some of you could enjoy the same experience.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/ohio/cleveland/82607197[/URL]

(Note: This post might be better served over on the Ashtabula board, as the provider is just east of Lake County. That said, she's advertising on the Cleveland LC board, so I'm sharing it here.).

So, I'd had my eye on Aleah's ads on LC for some time, but always hesitated for the lack of reviews. Finally -- in large part because of the lack of quality providers in Lake County -- I decided to take one for the team. Man, am I glad I did. Setting up our appointment was super-easy. She has a small apartment (like a studio) in a larger building in Geneva. The place was clean and the area was very safe. So far, so good! Aleah met me at the door and invited me inside.

When I got a good look at her, it was clear that she was the same girl in her advertisement pictures. However, her pictures really don't do her any favors. She's about 5'4" and 170 lbs (by my guess). She carries a bit of extra weight but wears it well, and I would describe her figure as being "cherubic" or "curvy". She has really striking pale blue eyes (more on them in a moment) and black hair that I believe she dyes (I took a selfie with her for proof, which I'll provide to those of you who are interested and PM me). She says she's 22 years old and I believe her. We had a brief discussion about her pet cat and she came across as a total sweetheart. At no time did I feel rushed and Aleah made me feel super-comfortable with the process (I'm always a bundle of nerves, the first time I meet a new girl)..[/QUOTE]She sounds fantastic! I'm out in Lake County. There doesn't seem to be a whole lot of "options" out this way. I believe I'm going to work on reaching out to her! Wow! Thanks for the share!

[QUOTE=UberMonger;5944395]Lots of ads, no detailed reviews. In spite of the scary eyebrows, I'm interested because she would be a "back yard" trip. As always feel free to PM.

[URL]https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/de-stress-unwind-sensual-relax/343410287137[/URL][/QUOTE]

I never visited her, but I recall comments about her made here long before the pandemic.

She offered an overpriced massage (she referred to it as touch) and offered little else.

About the same time, I made a visit in Olmsted near the mall with an "Ember Lynn."

She wore heavy make-up and used hair spray to the max.

But she offered a decent menu and was very accomodating.

She seems to have left the area or gotten out of the business since then.

[QUOTE=SuStar;5944509]I never visited her, but I recall comments about her made here long before the pandemic.

She offered an overpriced massage (she referred to it as touch) and offered little else.

About the same time, I made a visit in Olmsted near the mall with an "Ember Lynn."

She wore heavy make-up and used hair spray to the max.

But she offered a decent menu and was very accomodating.

She seems to have left the area or gotten out of the business since then.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I'm new to the area would REALLY love to find a regular or two (or three) close by. Old married guys can't usually pick up and drive an hour away for decent throw.

[QUOTE=Wakka124;5944147]Any info on this one guy would be much appreciated.

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[QUOTE=UberMonger;5944395]Lots of ads, no detailed reviews. In spite of the scary eyebrows, I'm interested because she would be a "back yard" trip. As always feel free to PM.

[URL]https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/de-stress-unwind-sensual-relax/343410287137[/URL][/QUOTE]Here are some old posts on Viviana from the Cleveland Massage Parlor board.

#1404 (10-02-13).

#1401 (10-02-13).

#266 (04-15-11).

#265 (04-15-11).

#173 (02-09-11).

Most focus on her "ghosting" or not returning VM.

One says her ad's offer of "tantric" massage isn't "tantric" at all.

Said differently, "false advertising."

For what it's worth from someone who's never called or visited her but recalls reports about her over the years, my impression is that she's a sub-par experience.

Of course, YMMV.

[QUOTE=SuStar;5944562]Here are some old posts on Viviana from the Cleveland Massage Parlor board.

#1404 (10-02-13).

#1401 (10-02-13).

#266 (04-15-11).

#265 (04-15-11).

#173 (02-09-11).

Most focus on her "ghosting" or not returning VM.

One says her ad's offer of "tantric" massage isn't "tantric" at all.

Said differently, "false advertising."

For what it's worth from someone who's never called or visited her but recalls reports about her over the years, my impression is that she's a sub-par experience..[/QUOTE]She's a fat **** that operates with the other fat **** Mariah. Not give shitty massage, try to upsell you to fuck their fat asses for ridiculous amounts of money. Best to look elsewhere. She keeps changing her name too.

[QUOTE=Valdez;5944434]CeCe Sinclaire is also on that website. I met Ms. Sinclaire years ago at a party and chatted with her on the Indy's forums. I believe someone reported she passed away.

Any info on Ms. Sinclaire would be appreciated.

[URL]http://cleveland.coorvr.com/escorts/300[/URL][/QUOTE]Cece passed away 8 years ago from cancer. Great gal. Miss her.

[QUOTE=Wakka124;5944147]Any info on this one guy would be much appreciated.

[URL]https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/lets-play/693620111769[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her a few weeks ago. Add about 100# to those pics all in the ass and thighs. Nice enough though.